I literally did a spit take while drinking my coffee when Kelsey Cook was telling her story and her friends response. Then she added the nipple part 😂😂😂 omg I need to look up more of Kelsey Cook, I like that woman
zimbraben my little sister took this cat in on a rainy day and fed her bologna now every time we open the door the cat walks in and sleeps on the couch
Let's not forget that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School!🙌 Including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon!🥳🎉🎉 Al is Legend!🏈🏈🏈
Dude...I had a fair fish...out lived all the expensive fish lol. Not really even a gold fish just some random garbage fair fish that out lived my marriage lol
Yeah, I'm actually a dog groomer and, I can tell you, some dogs will refuse to even look at you for HOURS after the get their anal glands expressed! My parents dog will ignore me ALL day after I going her! 😂
I love my ‘kids’! Sheldon, Allie, Kitty, Edie, and Ida and my ‘nephew’ Jester. 2 dogs and 3-1/2 cats! And I also have a ‘son/nephew’, Sebastian. I also have real nieces and nephews, who now have their own kids. I am Auntie to my friends kids.
I saw a woman returning half of a watermelon at WalMart...And for some reason it took over 20 minutes of waiting in line...I was so angry and I've fucking hated walmart even more since then. I' never go there anymore
Actually my pit bull was named Preston and he liked to wear sweaters and bowties. Okay, I'm the one who likes the bowties, but he did love his sweaters. 😂