You can beat the heat If you beat the charges too They said I was a cheat I guess it must be true And my friends all smell like weed or little babies And this city reeks of driving myself crazy Little did you know, your home's really only a town you're just a guest in So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin Florida! Is one hell of a drug Florida! Can I use you up? And the hurricane with my name, when it came I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine Well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time Yes, I'm haunted, but I'm feeling just fine All my girls got their lace and their crimes And your cheating husband disappeared, well No one asks any questions here So I did my best to lay to rest All of the bodies that have ever been on my body And in my mind, they sink into the swamp Is that a bad thing to say in a song? Little did you know, your home's really only the town you'll get arrested So you pack your life away just to wait out the shitstorm back in Texas Florida! Is one hell of a drug Florida! Can I use you up? I need to forget, so take me to Florida I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgivable At least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida! I need to forget, so take me to Florida I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgivable What a crash, what a rush, fuck me up, Florida! It's one hell of a drug It's one hell of a drug Love left me like this And I don't want to exist So take me to Florida Little did you know, your home's really only a town you're just a guest in So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin (Take me to Florida) Little did you know, your home's really only the town you'll get arrested (Take me to Florida) So you pack your life away just to wait out the shitstorm back in Texas (Take me to) Florida! Is one hell of a drug (Take me to) Florida! Can I use you up? Florida! Is one hell of a drug Florida! Go on, fuck me up
