Florida woman comes face-to-face with alligator in kitchen 

What was she supposed to do? Wrestle it?

yasss sssniperwolf lmao

Shane Smith That’s even a more Florida story

I would love to hear what you would do lol

She’s was on Pogo

Wdym, shes a EPIC GAMER

Most Sims 4 thing ever

And the broken wine bottle pissed her off the most LOL

Bruh🤣🤣🤣

Yes...but don't forget the wine part! That was pretty cool. I was also relieved it wasn't blood n the floor.

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Omg glad someone can vouch that shes a whole ki 😂

She sounds great, people in the comment section are admiring her and calling her a legend. I can’t help laughing though that the spilled wine was her complaint, not her life being in danger, the damage to her house, but it had to be good wine to complain that it was wasted 😆 I don’t think I can judge though cause that possibly would be my complaint too! 🤣

She seems funny and charming.

😂😂😂

Huh

nice copied comment

@@boogie2025 nice copied reply

@@2007ghettonissanaltima actually it isnt a "copied" reply. I just stated a fact this is a copied comment.

@@kcvtriple3 yes it is copied literally word for word from an older comment that this one

@@kcvtriple3 why u mad?

Definitely need a drink after that

@@IAmEverythang why not marijuana its safer better yet why isnt it legal in the us when alcohol is proven to cause way more damage and also why was kratom just outlawed a natural medince maybe cause the usa is a backwards nation with fake freedom an patriotism bulit off lies you're like north koreans

@@IAmEverythang why do americans think there the only people in the world that exist or matter why does america praise genocide an have gun laws that r proven to raise the murder rate yet the citizens of America defend these gun laws

wood wtf are you talking about, you apparently tagged the wrong person.

@@loyaltyabovealllawzco.lilw1232 you stupid guns are awesome wish they legal here

Gecko wont do a thing, besides they eats worms and mosquitos.

Aren't geckos cute looking?

@@arfriedman4577 yeah, they are very cute! We have a large group in our garden - they seem pretty happy over there and not interested at all to sneak inside.The type we have are known to invade homes, but ours are quite settled in the garden, so I wonder if those lizards do it only if they have no other "normal" place to live due to human infrastructure.

@@elifrost7890 thank you for your lovely information.

Due to escaped or abandoned pets, it's likely that the same species of geckos you have in Goa are also in Florida, although there is also one species of gecko that is actually native to Florida.

Based

Floridians are separate species

*alligator

Br

Gamer Things.

Lmao 😂

Bruh how old is she

@@Noob.master6969 55. Shes been nursing since she was born

@@Noob.master6969 most likely 80 plus or something most nurses are 30 when they start

Guinevere Baroque didn’t you read killz’s comment? She was nursing since the day she was born so 55

ABSOLUTELY!!)))

Another day in Florida.

Just an average day in Flawada

😂😂😂

Green Mamba Games LMFAO NOT THE BOOTS- [PETA would like to know your location]

A whole Gator inside your house breaking all your good wine bottles and you want to play bingo online.

Chelsey Lin...I know right, gotta love her.

Straight right

Agreed

Lady: "I got that wine in the kitchen" Gator: "Actually no"

Right

😂😂😂😂😂

Calling someone a unit 😂😂😂

☠️

*I WOULD HAVE PUT MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS IN THAT THING THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE... IF THE WATER IS ITS HOME, AND WE DONT BELONG THERE... THEN THE GATOR WILL PAY THE BRUTAL PRICE FOR BEING IN MINE* 🤷‍♂️👋👋👋

Floridians

She was playing The Adventures of Bayou Billy.😂

Lol, she doesn’t even seemed scared. It’s almost as if it happens all the time.

It's Florida.

She lost the bottle of wine what a tragedy 😂😂😂

I don't blame her, if there was ever a time she could use a drink that was it.

Please don't Florida is full enough already

@Venom 1046 I was being sarcastic.

Florida is lame @@Venom-zi4ht

@@Venom-zi4ht bro thinks ron desantis is good

Yeah no thanks for me too lol​@@myleswelnetz6700

It wasn’t cheap box wine!!! Lol

Now I get why we don't have gators in my town in northwestern Italy. At some point many, many centuries ago one messed up with one of our ancestor's bottles and they friggin erased the lizards... wrong move pal!

@Mario Sebastiani Don’t forget they probably ate the delicious pizza and pasta too 😭

@@chinadashauthority65 Not in my area... traditional dishes here are meat o vegetable based

*"the good stuff"* hahaha

ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She's more worried about the wine than her life 😂

She piss off .Because she’s mad about red-wine broken 😂

Yhh she was WTF😄

its the wine

Ashley Reinhardt whine is gross

@Delroy Williams Didn't Jesus made wine out of water or something?

Mizuki Hattori yea out of his blood bruh wine is stuff even Christians have

Imagine that wine is worth 1000 dollars

Delroy Williams wow.. you do know that the Bible says drunkenness is a sin, not actual alcohol right? The reason why preachers preach 💯against it is because most people don’t know how to limit themselves, so it’s best not to have any at all in those cases.

Boricua Mamii_Xx I died lmaooo😂😂😂. Literally my mom

Nathan Tarbox I won’t lie I would be upset too like damn😂it done broke my wine before I could get a drink😒

Boricua Mamii_Xx Hahah you would get along with my mom 😂 (Don’t worry that’s not a bad thing she’s pretty cool😂)

Nathan Tarbox 😂😊

Boricua Mamii_Xx Prrrrr 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 hermosa

Except for the bears, and the moose, and the wolves of course...

@@Thetarget1 you are very lucky if you see one of these guys at least once per life

​@@Thetarget1And the blizzards.

A true gamer

Mine too lol

Probably solitaire or minesweeper. I know because of my mom. She could play these games for hours, it helps her relax

She went and did a no-hit soulsborne run to calm down

@@jonathans4503 nahh man, she played Call of Duty to calm the nerves

because they have decades of life experiences.

Only in FLAWDA

@Y'all need to wake up I wasn’t talking about people and no I meant FLAWDA I’m not a dumbass

Minus karens

@@seventeen3255 “Ya’ll need to wake up” wasn’t talking to you. They were talking to “MrPastige”.

rockthevisualarts that’s honestly me 😂

Wine aunts

Haha same thoughts

who wouldn’t

Ikr

Lmao

Wdym? 😤😤 It's just an average day in Florida 👌👌

The good stuff!

She said that she went upstairs to play video games to calm down 😂. I think I would high tailed it up outta there if I saw that in my kitchen at 3:00AM. But that’s just me.

This is too funny!!! 💀

It’s ridiculous question of course she’s mad

The good stuff😂

She probably could have used some of that wine to calm down after having a gator in her kitchen, but the selfish scaly bastard wasted it all 😂

I would be mad too

@@Sethmotley I dont like alcohol but I am only 15 that's why

"The good stuff"

WOOHOOOOOOOO CHILEEEEEE I DONT BLAME HER I SNORT GILTER WHEN I WAKE UP HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE👁✨👄✨👁

Maybe this was natures way of telling her shes an alcoholic and needs to stop

@@eliecervalencia3591 Imagine thinking drinking wine automatically makes you an alcoholic 🤡

@@cav5659 Imagine this reality..... I never said automatically. Shes lucky her or anybody she's living with wasnt attacked by the gator yet she's worried about the wine. Again..... Thats natures way of telling her she may need to take it easy.

Meh

Yeah, In the state zoo penitentiary lol.. Facing wild life sentences lol..

What 6 years in jail

@@StephenGoodChannel haha!

imagine if he was In the pond one day and he sees someone slip a piece of paper in the lake and it’s just a huge charge

Alligator: Ha! I will be back on the street in 24 hours. Animal control officer: We try to make it 12.

LMAO 🤣

and also a TRUE Florida woman

she probably played solitaire

@just some guy tired of life Ash Catchum

She playin games with her life

There actually are crocodiles in Florida, but they are limited to the extreme south of the state and usually not found in heavily populated areas.

Its the way some apartments in FL are. I live in Florida and have an extremely low (almost ground level) window in my apartment bedroom.

@@bybiancaaaliz a window is different than this

@@jic1 yes, American crocodiles. Learned that recently. But I said Nile or Australian crocodiles. Completely different animal. Much bigger and aggressive

Gators are less dangerous than deer and dogs.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Must have had 1 percent blood in him

Also for spoiling the wine

But no it wasn't.

@@lucaslindgren3237 r/woosh

agreed

Lmfao she's pissed off not scared why did he pick my house and my wine lmao had me laughing I would have been scared

@@bridykes9986 she said she closed the door and went back to playing her computer games. 🤣

@@elmastar55 she's a boss! No doubt! lmao I leave the room and want to blow my house up over a spider on the wall 🤣🤣🤣

@Elma Star. The funniest thing Elma is that this lady is hilarious and doesn't even mean to be😂😂

Miss Ma'am DOES NOT drink cheap wine that is for sure!

@@Keys7 yup HAHAHAHA

@@Keys7 Well, now she does. The good stuff is gone.

I died when she said the gator skipped like 5 homes and went straight to hers

def a taurus women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO

Ethereal de pokum 🤣

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“I’ve been a nurse for 52 years, don’t you think I’ve seen everything?” Does she mean bags of piss and 💩? Why does she think she’s Steve Irwin? RIP 😓

She IS very likable.

@@Baba_Yaga_123 I mean, she IS a nurse in *Florida*

She just wants a drink 🍷

Ikr 😁 totally my type of girl👍😘

probably hopped on red dead to go kill a few gators at the swamps lol

She is brave. Lol

@@VNOMALII 😭

Her gamer levels are through the roof

Playing games on thr computer while a gator sits on the kitchen floor, that visual made me smirk. But glad this had a good ending, had he made his way into her room while she slept, could have been brutal.

what a chad

The biggest chad

GAMER MOMENT

Demon Joker lol

PRO GAMER MOMENT

😂😂😂

I feel her pain lol

Booze is not cheap.

And not off the wine.

Probably cause he wanted her red wine.

Yeah it's like she want someone else to go through with that. Why my car broke down!! Why I'd cant paid my bills but others can? Why someone got to attack me and not the other person down the street?? Omg 🤣😂..

@@gabrielhughes8221 she said the first 4 houses it went past were empty listen

@@MystiCalBEING89 I'd know what she said. You didn't understand my comment?

@@gabrielhughes8221 then why say what u said

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Trust me I live in Florida and these cases are extremely rare lol

@@Chris-xz7mw ive been to florida a bunch and love it. Just wouldnt move there.

@Master Of puppets good one "puppet master" 🤣

Every state has their Man stories. Florida Man and Woman stories happen to be funnier because we're supposed to be relaxing here. Not dealing with bullshit. Also you just don't waste good alcohol lol

I'm moving there not scared just aware n I need a home on a hill or something but I am moving down there I love it I visit every year

A R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

A R 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!

A R 😂

Lmao

typical florida man

Wtf are you a broke record

Wtf are you a broke record

Wtf are you a broke record

Wtf are you a broke record

Wtf are you a broke record

Never!! 😂😂😂. Real life is more entertaining and bizarre than anything you'll find on Netflix. That woman been through life. She was barely shook lol.

@@mrsx7944 Great sense of humour.

Undefeated

Truly a Florida person.

@@GriseWeisshark Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins! Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light! it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says, “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin -because He loves us.

Im afraid to be eaten by that dinosaur 🦕🦕

"The good stuff =_="

Alligators over there are like dogs. So much so that they are treated like dogs

No thats so stupid, who idea was it to put glass on doors in the first fuckin place? And right beside a river with alligators in it. So stupid.

adamd664 I hope you’re joking..

Dustin No? Why tf would you put glass on a door beside alligator infested waters?

adamd664 ever heard of a sliding glass door.

PLS-

I'm surprised she didn't wrestle the damn thing for her wine lol

@@kendallbedford2523 That would've been thrilling to see tbh /j

is that a ganyu pfp 😟

@@stephisthebestfr stan ganyu 😕

Lmao you stupid

Petronela Mogakane 😂

rrrwarrr

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Luis X I’m glad you did lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Love? Your southern typing accent. Closing time.

He got drunk...🐊

That wine was the bomb

@Fragfanatic Was, not was.

Nice pun! With those the alligator didn’t say “what are those?!” and concluded she was one of them by the badass behavior

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Uhhhhhh....... just no man.......

😂

DUDE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG OMG HAHAHAHAHAH CROCS CROCS!!!

🤣

I was searching a comment about something saying about florida women

I was looking for this comment! 😂👌

And it’s the good stuff too 🐊 🍷

Totally understood 😂😂

Hell I would b to 🍷

That's a Yes!

@Marisela Cantu Lol

I thought it was literally blood but it's just spilled wine

Shes actually adorable

she knows she's being funny, that's her humor.

@@jp-sn6si Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins! Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light! it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says, “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin -because He loves us.

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It's his fault that he is a dangerous animal. It's not like y'all didn't build houses where his ancestors used to live for centuries.

Fr 💯💯

He needs to be rehabilitated

@@williambernardbrown So people aren’t supposed to develop land and build houses? That kitchen doesn’t look like his swamp.

Why she don’t need it ??

He he he he

No kidding 😂😂😂

@@keevu6556 adrenaline