10k VIEWS! Holy Crap. This was sopost to be a one time thing but thanks. If you have any videos you want me to make I'd be happy to! I don't have many ideas.
My version of Sodor Funkin be like: Thomas: Want a go? Then you'd do well to know. Might seem an average bloke, but there's lots of odd folks drawn to me. Marklin: I can tell! You've got shedmates from hell! But Germany's full of strangers chatting with weirdos effortlessly! Thomas: I'll give you a tip while you're forming your quips. This whole place is Sodor. You've just puffed onto my scene! Marklin: Might think that you're player one with your wordplay and puns, but the hero is red and the sidekick is green. James: I am very beautiful! The prettiest on this island! There isn't anyone who can stop me from looking at my red coat of paint! Marklin: Wow, dude! That's oddly strange? I've seen stranger than you. From dirty diesels, that crane at the docks, to even that red lover! Edward: Hey, Thomas, who's your new friend? Marklin: *German accent* Might have been around for a while, but my arrival here is revered, top that. It all revolved around me. Even I'm a little floored. Even to that fat blue one, hey! Gordon: Come on, man. Don't tell me... Did you let him join our group?! We don't need another member! Especially one that is a diesel! Hey! Thomas: Come on, Gordon, we're only trying to play. Marklin: Wanna keep on play? Keep on rapping! Nobody likes a quitter! Thomas: You want the tea? I'll be happy to deliver! Just don't blame me once it spills and you get all burned. Marklin: I can take it. There's one thing I learned. When you spit fire, you might get burned! Percy: Hey, this is pretty fun! Come on, Gordon, sing along! Marklin: See? Didn't I tell you? I came here last week. And you could've been like me too! James: Hey, is that a scratch on my red paint?! Edward: Hey, dude, you're alright. Marklin: And you are pretty cool! I'll stick around! Gordon: Guess you could join. Marklin: Man, that was a blast! Thomas: Gosh, that got intense! Feels like a revival! Marklin: Now you're talking sense! I could be your rival! Thomas: Fraid that won't be needed. Got one who is a diesel! Marklin: Bring him on! I'll beat him. Come on, what are you waiting for? *DUN DUN DUN!* Diesel: Well, well, well! Look at you steamies, I'm kinda impressed that you found someone even lamer than you for a guest! That German weirdo will feel right at home, so who's he replacing? Fat blue or dumb red? Thomas: For your information, he recently arrived, you huge irritation to all of our lives! Man, what's your problem? You're one giant joke! You led a misinformation campaign! Diesel: Both you and I know I'm better than you. Got fancier duds and a fancier place! Prettier tracks for my friends to roll on! Even though I bump them to say hello. Marklin: You're just a copycat. Jacking Thomas's style! A diesel who apparently tried to frame another engine! It's easy to know that it ain't even close! You scream second place from your face down to your wheels! Diesel: I'm not in second place! Arry: German, listen here, we are the ones in charge! Percy: Don't listen to this yellow striped geek! Arry: Well, you all look as stupid as always. So we are the ones in charge for now. Marklin: *German accent* Yellow diesel, you heard him, keep your mouth shut! Bert: Listen here, old teapot, tell your group that we're in charge! Edward: Listen here, stubble-face, best keep your mouth shut! Bert: I'm not stubble-face! It's not my fault I was built like this. Stuff happens to all of us... Marklin: You three act like knock offs. Diesel: What a waste of time! Come on, fellas, let's roll! Thomas: Best make like a mime! Shut your stupid pie-hole! Diesel: If you have a change of heart, German, come to the Dieselworks! Marklin: I may not be smart, but even I know that you're just a big bore! *the part where Eduardo punches Jon is absent* *epic instrumental* Diesel 10: I'm unstoppable! HAHAHAHA!!!! *End mix starts* Diesel 10: Hello, steamies! Am I unexpected? Just came to crash your party! I'll give you five fleeting seconds! Run or you'll be deathly sorry! Gordon: See, this is why I tried to warn you! It's why he's the representative of evil! We've got to do something or otherwise, we'll all be dead! Diesel 10: While you lounged about like snails, I made my plans to strike again! Sent your controller far off my trail by throwing him away with Pinchy! Marklin: *German accent* I got your back, guys! I've seen someone like him back in Germany, you know! Leave it to me, everything will be Sunshine, Lollipops- Uh oh. Diesel 10: Good news, everyone! I have changed my mind! Your stupid German friend truly touched my heart if we have those, so try in vain to scatter, it doesn't really matter cause I'll be tearing you apart! Gordon: Hold on, guys, I have an idea! Everyone stay right here! I'll be right back, guys, I need you to cover my back! Diesel 10: Well, you lost one off your team! And don't mind Pinchy locking on! I'll be joice in killing, it'll be so thrilling once you all are dead and gone! Feast your eyes on your demise! I'm going to tear you apart! James: No, no, not in the face! Diesel 10: So entertaining, I could do this all day! HAHA! Marklin: Do you think we're dumb enough to just stand here in place? HAHA! Diesel 10: Dodge as you might, won't give up the fight! This plan cost me years of work! So many tries, hours to make it right! Show some respect, you cocky jerk! Thomas: Come on, have a soul! Where's the friendly diesel I knew in Calling All Engines? Seems all you ever do is sneak around and plan attacks! Doesn't suit you well, I know that claw doesn't belong in hell. But live like us and you'll be nice! Diesel 10: Fire in the hole! I don't care, die! All of you to hell! All of you to hell! Die a thousand deaths, you stupid steamies! Time to say goodnight! Marklin: Not leaving ya hanging, this song is banging. And it's been a lot of fun! And I guess it would suck if they had some sugar! *Gordon's driver pulls out sugar* Diesel 10: Wha- *the sugar reveals itself and Diesel 10 retreats in fear* Gordon: I told you the sugar would be useful.
Wow! I'm impressed on how much work you put into this. I wouldn't be surprised if this became a video on it'd own. While I don't have the skill to do the voice modding from Sordor Funkin into Challeng-Edd if I find some clips from anyone I would be happy to make your lyrics it's own video!