Hello everyone, I am the original author of this video. This work premiered on www.bilibili.com in China on June 17th, and now I have overcome the obstacles and published it on RU-vid. I will continue to release new works in the future. Thank you for watching.
A little context for people that yet to acknowledge the power of the 59: There is a running joke in the Chinese military forum about how the Type 59, a 60-year-old tank, is still in service as the PLA adding more and more ungodly modifications to it to the point that the only way to recognise it is to count the road wheels since the road wheel layout is the only thing that remains the same. It was commonly believed that the PLA had secretly modified at least one Type 59 to become a star destroyer, or worse.
38 thousands years from now, this video will be stored in a hallowed databank deep in the heart of Mars with only the most trustworthy member of the Machine-Cult allowed to witness its glory as a proof of past humanity technological might. Ave Omnissiah. Ave Deus Mechanicum.
It’s called a turret basket with locks so they don’t have to spin and because it shoots lasers it does not have a massive cannon breech and if you want to know how they survive space and the instantaneous acceleration and rockets it’s simple stalinium seals, stalinium armor, and stalinium vitamins with a 100th of a gram of stalinium to turn normal Soviet to Soviet gods
“Unfortunately the second footage shows that this thing can even BREAK a Trisolarian droplet, which is made out of the STRONGEST material ever known (so strong it’s atoms are organized very neatly, making a smooth surface even when seen with a microscope).”
Honestly I love looking at combloc propaganda and it’s successor states. The USSR were genuinely the masters of propaganda and anything channeling even 1% of that spirit is entertaining as hell to watch. Unlike western propaganda that drives me to drink as my country burns to the ground from the inside out. Looking at you _Emma_
meh, still way more realistic than human beings doing it, (like in dump American superhero stories) so I ain't complaining! 😂 Also, fuck the US army - we need more video games where you can kill the bastards!
Tank corps - it's just a base for weight, speed and main caliber of the war machine. So, old tanks with new electronic and good dynamic armor have a place to be in modern war. It's still tank, that even can destroy modern one, and sure will do it, when 2v1, but costs like 1/10 of new model Just in video we have a T-59 model from 2250th year, against army 2010tg with basic arms 🤡
@@stocriderj close it’s meant to confuse people as to who is working on the tank and who it belongs to as i was already extremely scary to the allies and china was not as scary so to make them more intimidating but it’s mine and is hidden in a random mountain with a tzar bomba next to it to ensure if it’s found it will be destroyed and it’s secrets are never shared
I appreciate the consistency of the heat-seeking road wheel no longer being on the tank, but I'm a little surprised that it didn't simply return to its original spot, undamaged.
That’s the thing you see, the road wheel is undamaged but it went invisible so it _appears_ the T-49 has a weakness, but in all reality the road wheel is right back where it belongs.
@@markusfelonand the stars on the side at a glance look like a hammer and sickle, plus it looks like a Russian tank (and let’s be honest it really is a Russian tank with a different crew)
this is like watching a wayward queen attack except the queen actually manages to somehow singlehandedly tear every enemy piece a new one jokes aside the action on this is amazing, i like how even though the tank defies the laws of physics you can actually feel the weight every time it moves, especially when it lands on the enemy ship's helipad with so much force that it creates sparks love it
I don’t think that the type 59 has a laser it’s just shooting so many rounds per second that it looks like a constant beam Edit: The Type 59s gun is actually designed by the British, it’s a 105mm Is says this in “presenting type 59 tank apples way” when it lists the cannon as “105mm rifled laser”
Reminds me of a Soviet anecdote: Yesterday morning a Soviet peaceful tractor with a vertical take-off was ploughing a control strip near the Chinese border. A Chinese border patrol passing by fired a single rifle shot upwards in the area where the Soviet tractor was stationed. However, tractor driver Petrov, nicknamed "Starley", was not confused: he took the machine into the air, responded with a salvo, weeding out a tank division and one hundred and fifty hectares of enemy infantry located 500 kilometres nearby, after which he turned on the afterburner and entered near-Earth orbit. In connection with the incident, TASS is authorised to state: in the event of a repetition of such provocations, the Soviet Government will send to the disposal of Major-General Ivanov, Chairman of the Guards Red Banner Armoured Collective Farm "Path to Victory", an echelon of tractors, combines, mowers, threshers, seeders, windrowers and other agricultural machinery, as well as a shipment of nerve agent fertiliser.
This reminds me of how I would play war with my brothers. Particularly my older brother. His tanks were invincible and mine were destroyed with a single shot. His Jets always evaded missiles and mine were brought down by missiles that completely ignored or bypassed countermeasures.
@@mastercoolguy2809 Fine, call them Titan-Class Battlespoon instead. I don't know wether any of the xenos within the galaxy know the concept of shovels or not, but they sure know what a spoon is.
The music is so catchy though...this level of ridiculousness and comical delivery reminds me of old 1960s Japanese and Korean monster movies or giant robot TV shows. 🤣
I saw this video a couple of days ago but was gutted when I tried to search for it again to see it removed. Happy I am now reunited with this absolute gem.
Imagine your just enjoying your day just walking and you see the us navy, army, and air force just fighting a t 59 that shoots lasers and has a machine gun that is a c ram
