For Russian occupiers, Mykolaiv is scarier than Chechnya 

''I dont have an armor plate, only Kevlar'' ''Stay Strong Son'' *Soldier runs over his officer with a tank* *Officer dies of blood loose* Mission accomplished.

"our forces are dropping bombs on us" - " oh yeah that's normal " i love it , that cracks me up

"Our aircraft dropped an air bomb on us." When the Germans fly over, the English duck. When the English fly over the Germans duck. And when the Americans fly over, everyone ducks! But... when the Russians fly over, only the Russians duck.

See 2:05 Man 1: "Our own aircraft bombed us" Man 2: "It's normal"

Love the English translations! Please do more (in English or any other language) so the world knows what the Russian troops are saying about the war.

Порадовало, что""по нам со всех сторон херачат " ))))), а чего вы ждали??????????????

Russians: endless complaints Ukraine: we need bigger weapons and more ammo

imagine the amount of PTSD problems russian society will have

It's surreal to watch an army fighting a war on two fronts, one against Ukraine and the other against itself. That's what's actually going on here and these Russian troops directly reflect the quality of their leadership. Putin is an amoral animal with no regard for anyone but himself. It would be nice to see him stand trial for war crimes but I wouldn't hold my breath. I believe he will only face real justice in the next life because too many of us are unwilling to make the sacrifices needed by the West for that too happen.

Их уже нет в живых, все разговоры публикуются с задержкой неделю - две, когда врага уничтожат, дабы не было утечек🇺🇦💙💛🇺🇦

Thanks for the translation, appreciate it 🙂🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Прекрасные новости. Больше таких. Слава ЗСУ!

Thank you for these English-translations. The entire civilized world is on Ukraine's side. Slava Ukaini!

"I have frostbite! Are there bandages?" "Stay strong son"

Смійся, лютий враже! Та не дуже, бо все гине, Слава не поляже; Не поляже, а розкаже, Що діялось в світі, Чия правда, чия кривда І чиї ми діти. Наша дума, наша пісня Не вмре, не загине… От де, люде, наша слава, Слава України!

That one recording of a Russian soldier telling his gf that soldiers in his army are “morons, not mentally advanced” really. I mean why is the Russian air force bombing its own soldiers 😂

Слава Україні та всім Героям, Захисникам 💙💛🔱🖤💗🙏Дякую Вам. ​✊ Смерть ворогам! - россср окупантам, рашистам, мародерам...

Our aircraft dropped a bomb on us ............ It's normal ...... LOL!!!

"Will be over in matter of hours.." 2 weeks later...

"Our aircraft dropped a bomb on us" "Well, its normal..." go home russia, you're drunk.

Российская армия несостоятельна : 1905 г. японская война , позорно проиграна потеряв тихоокеанский флот. Первая мировая , позорно проиграна подписанием брестского мира и выплатами репараций. 1939 г. Финская война проиграна с огромными потерями и подписанием мирного договора. Вторая мировая была выиграна за счет ленд лиза и открытия второго фронта союзниками. ( капитуляцию подписали союзники ) Афганская война проиграна без достижения поставленных целей , по всем пунктам... армия бежала. Первая Чеченская позорно проиграна силам ополчения ,многократно уступающим численно и технически... ( Хасавюртовский мир ) Вторая Чеченская война закончилась позорным миром ... ( Р.Ф . выплачивает немыслимые средства за лояльность ) Армия России - коррумпированная , не мобильная , с элементами неуставных отношений , ужасным техническим , тыловым и кадровым обеспечением... АРМИЯ РОССИИ - ГОЛОДРАНЦЫ И НИЧТОЖЕСТВО ! АРМИЯ УКРАИНЫ - Героически мотивированные воины ВСУ и тер. обороны ! Ход нынешней войны уже понятен. ПОБЕДА ЗА УКРАИНОЙ !

I hope this soldier never forgets what his government has done to him and his fellow soldiers.

Lol I can relate... Officer parading around, all smiles, while _you're_ the guy who has to live in a bloody trench for the rest of the week. Oh, excuse me. For the rest of the month...

They dropped a bomb on us,"F great, F'in Good Morning"😂😂😂. I like you posting this gives an inside look on there troops. What astonishes me is that is that a can't imagine US troops talking on unsecured lines on the front lines. That one phone call will probably end your military career if you don't go through a Tribunal

Wonderful

They dropped bombs on them selves 🤣🤣 brava Russia! 👏 👏 Go home and find a job

Wow, the russian troops didn't know the Ukrainians were armed and ready to go ... its like, oh shite what did we get ourselves involved with here??????

Thank you so much for putting in English subtitles

Thank you for the English subtitles. I know it's a lot of work to translate. But greatly appreciate it.

Me and many people around me are supporting Ukrainian army financially. I'm from the Czech Republic and if everyone from my country sends just 200$ we will support Ukrainian army more than US government. I have sent my 200$. Have you?

No wonder the “special operation” was a very special defeat… their equipment is clearly not even good enough for scouts!

ви дєржитєсь здєсь, і харошева настроєнія🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣в скловатному мішку

Не знаю хто написав - не я. Але круто, дуже круто! 👌👌👌 🌎 🏰 💛💙 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 🤗 Привіт, світе! Я знаю, ти зараз дивишся на нас. Дивишся наляканими очима Польщі. Нерішучими жестами Франції. Прорахованими кроками Німеччини. Знервованими вигуками Латвії. Скептичним посмикуванням Угорщини. Розслабленим мугиканням Італії. Німою мовчанкою Ізраїля. Далекими вигуками США і Канади. І очима сотні інших країн. Дивишся ніяково. Часто опускаєш погляд. Особливо, коли ми закриваємо собою наших дітей під час чергових ракетних атак. А коли таки наважуєшся очі підняти, дивишся вражено. Озираючись один на одного: чуєш, що то за така Україна? Її поливають градами, а вона стоїть. Її криють крилатими ракетами, а вона стоїть. Їй звідусіль брязкають довбаними танками, а вона стоїть. Їй прямо кажуть «айм вері сорі енд діплі консьорд, бат…», а вона - «тю, ну як знаєш, я пішов збивати літак». Їй пхають межи очі ядерну кнопку, а вона сміється і мовчки колотить бандерівське смузі. Світ не дихає, світ панічно скуповує йод, а вона стоїть. З якої такої ця Україна сталі? Що такого було в молоці її матері? Чим таким годують цих воїнів тисячі волонтерських рук? Знаєш, світе, а ти справді не знаєш. І ми теж, напевно, не знали по-справжньому донині. Не знали, що в нас є така сила. Така міць. І така любов. Завжди була. Просто роками лежала під руїнами совка, руського міра, пір’ям голубів миру і гіллям дерев любові. Лежала й чекала, щоб вибухнути. Вибухнути не страхом. Страх - це те, що нині відчуваєш ти, світе. А ми відчуваємо дещо інше. Ми відчуваємо лють. За кожну вбиту дитину. За кожну понівечену долю. За кожне спалене місто. За кожну зруйновану мрію. І ця лють дає нам сили. Ми відчуваємо свободу. Вперше. По-справжньому. Так гостро і сильно. Голу, вразливу і водночас таку потужну свободу. І ця свобода дає нам сили. Ми відчуваємо любов. Ох, як же ми відчуваємо любов. Коли нема своїх і чужих. Коли всі максимально рідні. Коли мільйони рук методично викладають шлях до перемоги кожен на своєму місці. І ця любов дає нам сили. Тому, світе, не бійся. Ми на сторожі. І якщо ти раптом соромився запитати, ми скажем самі: так, весна прийде, і вона буде жовто-блакитна. Незалежно від того страшно тобі чи ні💙💛

De-Putinfy Russia… Russian people, witness the courage and resolve of your Ukrainian brothers and sisters. Find the same courage and resolve to liberate your people from Putin’s greed for wealth, power and control.

These are really incredible, please keep them coming. Can't help but wonder if those bloody clowns are aware yet that all of their conversations are recorded and put on display for the entire world to hear. Brilliant.

ALL RUSSIAN SOLDIERS, LISTEN TO ME. I am an Australian. Each and everyday I watch on the internet your incursion into the Ukraine. I also watch your national broadcasts and consult with a good friend of mine that is Russian but lived in Kiev for many years. I am not totally ignorant as to what is going on over there at the moment. The Western media is very biased towards the Wests point of view, there is no getting around this fact. As is the Russian slant on things. The two opinions oppose each other of course. One can only expect this, it has always been this way. Regardless of this there has to be a truth somewhere in between the propaganda. The truth of the matter is that Putin is solely responsible for this incursion. Without him this action would have never occured. Agreed? Putin gave the order to invade. Putin mobilised his forces and sent them into the Ukraine. Now that you have your army on foreign soil you are stuck between a rock and a hard place. The action has stalled and is taking longer than what Putin and his advisors predicted, causing more casualities on both sides. Stories of mass graves and looting, pillaging, raping and murdering of civilians is common place. Russian soldiers are dying in droves, as are Ukranians. Human decency has taken second place to the baser human instincts where the animal in all of us takes over. Tell me something if you would please? One year ago could you envisage yourself raping a woman, stealing from a home or business, shooting and killing an innocent civilian. I dare to answer NO to this question. But this has changed now, for some reason hasnt it. You have become emotionally numb to what you see happening around you and what you in fact are doing as well. You are now in a position where you are damned if you do and damned if you dont. I certainly dont envy you this position. The only real solution for you is to either put the barrel in your mouth or do the right thing and surrender to Ukranian forces where you will be treated well. I pray that you make the right decision brothers and sisters and stop this horror by not taking part in it. Greetings from Australia.

I see nothing has changed much when it comes to Russia since WWII and the treatment of their own soldiers. Didn´t they get the memo that the world has moved on and evolved since then ?

Дякую, за запис з перекладом, не вистачало. Англомовний переклад необхідний до кожного запису і важливо, щоб записи з перекладом були від державних органів, щоб уникнути підозр і звинувачень в неправдиву перекладі.

In the scheme of things I am a nobody. I am simply an Aussie pensioner that has been trying to keep abreast of what is happenng in the Ukraine. Perhaps to a certain degree I am influenced by the Wests propaganda on what is transpiring over there. I really try to sort the lies from the facts and in this regard have my friend who is far better informed than what I am on these matters. He is a Russian that has lived a huge part of his life in the Ukraine (Kiev). He now lives in Sydney Austalia with his wife and three adorable children. I rely on him to act as a buffer between what I am being fed by the Western media and the Russian news sources. I have my opinions on what is happening and I believe them to be unbiased and accurate. I believe with all of my heart that the Russian troops have been lied to and told that they are fighting a war against an enemy that is fascist in nature and is a real and imminent threat to the Russian way of life. This couldnt be further from the truth. The Russian people have been lied to by Putin and his cronies. Ukrania poses no threat to the Russian people. The threat comes from within! Putin has stolen billions of rubles from the nations coffers as have his gang of thugs and gangsters. War is a terrible thing. It is not only the soldiers that are suffering because of Putins insane ambitions but the people of the Ukraine. Countless civilians have died, countless innocents have suffered unimaginable trauma and suffering at the hands of Russian troops. To date, over twenty thousand Russian troops have died because of one mans insane ambitions. This figure will continue to grow each and every day. Meanwhile the entire world looks on as these crimes against humanity continue to rise. Russian troops...listen to these words...please! Refuse to fight. Refuse to perpetuate these crimes, these slaughters of innocents. The answer to your dilemna is to step forward under the white flag of surrender and give yourselves over to the opposing forces. You will be treated well. Better than what your leaders are treating you. If you take your equipment with you there will be a reward in appreciationof your sincerity. Stop this evil now. Stop killing your brothers and sisters. Please, I beseech you. Stop this madness, stop this barbarity. Please.

SLAVA UKRAINE!!!!!

Has is occurred to anyone else that the easy ability to record cellphone conversations makes the usual silence of war open for everyone? Remember "guarded secrets?" Now we're listening to their conversations all over the world. Didn't the Russian army THINK about that? I mean I'm glad they did not; but it seems like a glaring omission.

Надвор'е дапамагае нам ,смерць ворагам!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Слава Ўкраіне. Жыве Беларусь!

M1 : our aircraft drop air bomb to us M2 : well, it's normal M1 : f*king great, good f*king morning! LOL Slava Ukraini!

The incongruity here, is that Russia claims to be ridding Ukraine of neo Nazi's, and this conversation is about the situation in Nikolaev, the site of the massacre of nearly 36 thousand Soviet citizens, by actual Nazi's during WWII.

Thank for put english subtitle 👌🏼👍🙏🏼

SLAVA UKRAINI!!!! 💙💛

Stay strong, son! He'll be telling that to the other gulag inmates soon, that general

Атлично, Георгий! Прекрасно, Константин!

The Georgians, Chechens and the people in occupied Crimea need to rise up!

God bless Ukraine 🇺🇦

I am glad that this is translated into English and that all nations in the world will know WHO THE RUSSIANS REALLY ARE!

I am beginng to think that the Russian Army is actually a comedy team practicing for an upcoming tour

That last line is telling. "We were told to advance on Mykolaiv and so that's it. For now." Because at this point the soldiers know that they aren't being welcomed in as liberators. There are no parades. So they don't actually understand what their goal is. They're supposed to go advance on Mykolaiv, but what then? And what do you do if you do go take it right now? It doesn't sound like they have the kind of people to establish a provisional government there too. They don't have the surrounding area secured to stay safe even if they take it. They'll just be even more surrounded after moving deeper into enemy territory, and they know it. So the fact that they're scared and talking about getting shot on all sides, and how their commanding officers have no idea what they're doing, is going to make every single Russian soldier smart enough to realize this decide to just sit still and do nothing. "Advance" on Mykolaiv, by continuing to advance on Mykolaiv until someone tells them to stop sitting around and finally pull back. "We are standing." Is the last line. He's not saying flat out that they're ignoring orders or that they are not going to try and advance, but there is no urgency. They are sitting there and getting bombarded by Grads. They aren't being allowed to retreat. They don't have the supplies to stay put. But they don't have the motivation to move forward. It's scarier to try and push into the people firing at them than stay closer to hopefully incoming supply lines and a potential retreat behind you. Such a crap show.

Спасибо армии Украины!!!

Сколько раз слышу вот такие переговоры и в каждом один и тот же голос?

thanks for the translation

Slava Ukraine from the UK ❤💯✔💪

Ого, а в интернете оказывается они побеждают.

Unbelievable !!!! But you Gogogogogogo Ukraine !!!!!

Друзья между собой так не матерятся, как мамы и жёны. Увы, женщины в России , ужасно матерятся, иной раз слушать невозможно. Через эти перехваты, смотришь на Россию, как бы со стороны и афигеваешь 🤦‍♀️

Slava Ukraine! The people of the world love you!

May Almighty God protect these brave Russian soldiers who risk their lives to tell the truth. God Save Ukraine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Makes me think half of the Russians kill in combat were by friendly fire….

Война может быть только за свою землю.. все будут воевать как надо. А к такому никто не был готов.. на чужой земле погибать за чьи то принципы и бабки.. ну,парни.. сами свой выбор сделали

thank you very much for engilsh translation

Slava Ukraini . Slava Vitaliy Kim . My Family is from Mykolaiv .

Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦

so that you understand from the destroyed Russian occupier, when they wanted to take his bulletproof vest, it turned out that he stole a MacBook and put it in a bulletproof vest instead of armor plates.

Топ. Молодці що є дублювання англійською. Дуже прошу й іншими мовами, особливо італійською. Хочу поділитися із знайомими.

This is surreal. Monty Python couldn't have written that.

As someone that's been on receiving end of enemy ground to ground missiles, I can feel this dudes frustration with thr situation he's been placed in thanks to inept leadership. Hope and it like like he's one of the smart ones and finds a way to refuse orders, maybe get his squad to frag the commander and save themselves in the process without killing civilians.

imagine chatting with your buddy, then , now 680,804 people found the conversation interesting.

I have an English translation here for you from the Russian Ministry. In total, since the beginning of the special military operation, 127 aircraft, 98 helicopters, 425 unmanned aerial vehicles, 2,031 tanks and other armored combat vehicles, 228 multiple rocket launchers, 880 field artillery pieces and mortars, as well as 1,932 units of special military vehicles have been destroyed.

"We thought we would drive as if in a parade" WELL YOU GOT A SURPRISE THERE, IVAN lmfao

Завжди Україна буде !!! Смерть нароісянським оркам !!! З нами Бог --- Амінь !!

Wow... Unbelievable.

Даже Украину победить не могут... В чём была проблема нормально снабдить армию? При таком раскладе не больше двух недель бы всё это длилось...

Riazantsev was the lieutenant general killed by his own troops supposedly

It's not an intercept. Voices so clear as if they are talking face to face.

I have a friend who was homeless for many years in upstate New York. He was sleeping outside in some of the worst conditions in the modern meteorological record of the region, with temperatures on some nights as low as -30 C. Not once did he get frostbite. He could get all the gear he needed from charity. Keep in mind that urban homeless people, unlike Russian soldiers, are not allowed to use fire. How did anybody get frostbite? It's not even the worst of the winter, Mykolayiv is warmer than upstate New York, and these people are Russians. It's not like they don't have experience of the cold!

Funny guy. "I went to army and there is cold and shots everywhere😢"

С добрым утром, это Украина.

They probably could have Kyiv on the first day no doubt but with Ukraine's determination to stand on its ground, it will not happen as they hope it would be originally. The Ukrainians who have strong patriotism inspires more people and spread the hope outside so the international citizens are rooting especially for them to regain what's rightfully theirs. Sending all the aid they need in order to resist the invasion.

Ни шагу вперёд, ни на шагу на месте, а только назад, и только все вместе

They don't even care that they're being recorded at this point...

SLAVA UKRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good translation.

Slava Ukraini!

Прекрасно прекрасно прекрасно!!!!

Why would he tell all this information just like this? Russians telling they are cold? Hmm dont think so.

Спасибо сотрудникам Силовых Структур! Дай БОГ этим хорошим людям того чего они заслужили! Я же желаю им счастья, добра, здоровья и благополучия на долгие годы! Пусть трусы их всегда чистые будут! В их жизни хорошее ещё впереди. Они будут её вспоминать. Спасибо!

They had parade uniforms with them. Wasn't going to be that easy, uh? 😂

I hope their suffering continues

Soldier: Colonel my Kevlar vest doesn't have armour plating. Colonel: Stay strong son! I must return to the Air BnB... I mean the command centre. I will check on you in a few days Babushka!

GO BIG BLUE BE LEGEND ❗️🇺🇦🇺🇸

Slava Ukraine

I hope not long they have to stay over there! 🙏🏻🇺🇦💪🏻

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Slava Ukraine.We stand with you.Defending a free Country.Refugees welcome.We will take care.

Молодцы! Спасибо за наш родной Николаев! Смерть оккупантам!