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During the Cold War, surveillance in Moscow was the most difficult kind of surveillance that the US had encountered around the globe. Moscow had its own set of rules since it was such a difficult place to work. Former CIA Chief of Disguise Jonna Mendez talks about some of the tactics, gadgets and disguises CIA operatives used in the field during the Cold War.
Check out Jonna Mendez’s most recent book The Moscow Rules or find more information about her on her website on www.themasterofdisguise.com/
Moscow Rules: www.amazon.com/gp/product/1541762185/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tpbk_p1_i0
Archival images courtesy of the International Spy Museum (SPY) in Washington, DC, a Guinness World Record recognized nonprofit with the largest collection of spy artifacts in the world. At the Museum, you can see firsthand some of these spy gadgets: www.spymuseum.org/
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Clint Emerson’s Five Second Mask, also courtesy of International Spy Museum
Image of Trigon courtesy of the CIA who does not endorse the contents of this production
Crypto Museum: www.cryptomuseum.com
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@lenaecr
@lenaecr 3 года назад
Imagine the amount of things she DIDNT tell us.
@Dayvit78
@Dayvit78 3 года назад
No doubt. Plus all these things she's telling us are far, far out of date - which is why she can tell us. The technology has moved beyond them.
@txm100
@txm100 3 года назад
Ah captain obvious here.
@Saavik256
@Saavik256 3 года назад
And the things that were above her pay grade/security clearance.
@iusearchbtw6700
@iusearchbtw6700 3 года назад
Imagine the amount of things she didn't tell US.
@Joekool88
@Joekool88 3 года назад
Or rather *COULDN'T*
@idunfooked3505
@idunfooked3505 3 года назад
Why is no one talking about the fact that she looks like the most peaceful grandma if you didn't know who she was
@simonspacek3670
@simonspacek3670 3 года назад
Can you remind me of what was her job title? Would you think that this person in dropping dead rats full of rubles and cyanide pills in Moscow?
@jesuschan3347
@jesuschan3347 3 года назад
I want her to adopt me
@alexhebert2956
@alexhebert2956 3 года назад
Imagine the amount of things she DIDNT tell us.
@Hargreve
@Hargreve 3 года назад
She looks like she would make good lasagna
@idunfooked3505
@idunfooked3505 3 года назад
She looks like she bakes cookies every morning for little Timmy
@calcuimconsumer6980
@calcuimconsumer6980 2 года назад
Russian officer: “What is ligma?” Agent: “Ligma balls.” *bites cyanide glasses*
@KarenTookTheKids
@KarenTookTheKids 2 года назад
Stolen
@spyne.98
@spyne.98 2 года назад
😐
@calcuimconsumer6980
@calcuimconsumer6980 2 года назад
@@spyne.98 man what impels you to comment a single emoji to a 5 month old copy near the bottom of the commenting list. No difference would’ve been made of you had just kept scrolling on but no, you had to comment the most boring and meaningless emoji. What projected your mind into thinking that would be funny, annoying, and/or clever. Maybe rethink what to do when you see a comment you dont enjoy.
@spyne.98
@spyne.98 2 года назад
@@calcuimconsumer6980 apply your own logic to your reply
@spyne.98
@spyne.98 2 года назад
@@calcuimconsumer6980 and you have terrible humour thats why
@alexw1698
@alexw1698 2 года назад
“The Russian said he was dead before he hit the floor. I hope. It’s what he wanted.” Fucks sake the chill that line gave me…..
@sakuyaizayoi1945
@sakuyaizayoi1945 Год назад
Same, I had goosebumps when she said that line. Unbelievable to imagine that scenario
@ScaLe126
@ScaLe126 Год назад
@@sakuyaizayoi1945 that is because it is unbelievable lmao cyanide does take a while to kill. it kills quite fast but it is still a very brutal and painful way to go, movies for some reason love to show it as an instant and painless death which it isnt.
@TheLemming1337
@TheLemming1337 Год назад
@@ScaLe126 maybe it’s just said to be cyanide but it could very well be another secret chemical that could instantly kill the person when consumed, maybe
@jonnevitu4979
@jonnevitu4979 Год назад
@@ScaLe126 I guess ppl didnt get it, he died before hitting the floor yes... ...cuz the Russians shot him a lot when they noticed what he was doing.
@hellfun1337
@hellfun1337 Год назад
@@jonnevitu4979 why waste the bullets? cyanide is more painful.
@manuelf2984
@manuelf2984 3 года назад
Russian search guard: He's clean. Got 4 balls though.
@solomonbyrne3909
@solomonbyrne3909 3 года назад
I'd imagine a vasectomy would be necessary for that 'gadget'
@npc8253
@npc8253 3 года назад
Hey dimitri? Did you see that fuy he had 4 balls! Wowie!
@asherhockersmith8271
@asherhockersmith8271 3 года назад
Four balls..? is that a jojo reference?
@OnMyKneesForKidCudi
@OnMyKneesForKidCudi 3 года назад
@@solomonbyrne3909 thats not what a vasectomy is
@GrizzlyO
@GrizzlyO 3 года назад
Lol
@tomico9154
@tomico9154 3 года назад
"You gotta have real balls to be a spy" "No, fake ones actually"
@Pothead2005
@Pothead2005 3 года назад
Lol
@JCIGF
@JCIGF 3 года назад
Operation : lying "doggo" Now hold on just a minute..
@earth355
@earth355 3 года назад
She's a female . Most likely no balls
@nikolairahat2782
@nikolairahat2782 3 года назад
copied
@pisulolol
@pisulolol 3 года назад
@@nikolairahat2782 nothing on the internet is original, now shut up and enjoy the comment
@sweetiesgetmoney
@sweetiesgetmoney 2 года назад
I would absolutely LOVE to see an interview with the taxidermist who was contracted by the CIA to make dead drop rats. What a life.
@fakiirification
@fakiirification Год назад
a lot of times, agencies will secure the assistance of locals without letting them know whats afoot. though im not sure how you explain your request to a taxidermist without them being fully on your side. i can imagine a russian taxidermist would run to the KGB if someone made that sort of weird request of him.
@swifto12usedtobetaken
@swifto12usedtobetaken Год назад
saw this as soon as the dead drop segment came
@HomekittyL2
@HomekittyL2 11 месяцев назад
​@@fakiirification plenty of ways to pass it off as normal. You're a curator at a museum looking to have rat displays, you're a biologist trying to study rat features, the rats were being used to attract bird pests, etc
@hannahmontana4401
@hannahmontana4401 6 месяцев назад
so uh i've been getting a lot of requests for rats, but instead of stuffing it I made it into a velcro patch. i also dipped them in tabasco sauce, I don't really know why
@Wetknees
@Wetknees Год назад
I absolutely LOVE ideas like the ‘dead’ rat drop. One of those things that simultaneously so ingenious yet so simple. Even down to the Tabasco sauce
@charliespurr7325
@charliespurr7325 Год назад
I was literally thinking "what if an animal takes it away?!" And then she mentioned the tabasco sauce 😂
@petermarker6003
@petermarker6003 3 года назад
Friendly reminder: this is just the surface.
@TwoTwoFourSix
@TwoTwoFourSix 3 года назад
yeap, all the kushty spy movie stuff
@AppieD10
@AppieD10 3 года назад
And Russians did the exact same things in het USA
@johannes4123
@johannes4123 3 года назад
Off course, they would never reveal information that the enemies haven't already figured out, if they did they would be jeopardizing future projects and risking agent lives
@user-rd5nc1nb9f
@user-rd5nc1nb9f 3 года назад
@@AppieD10 they still are doing it
@hardowider5054
@hardowider5054 3 года назад
Also, there's no such thing as "Former-CIA" member. They're in for life.
@C.R.W
@C.R.W 3 года назад
She's really a 6'2" black dude named Marcus.
@fruitygarlic3601
@fruitygarlic3601 3 года назад
White Chicks but irl
@pichibomb475
@pichibomb475 3 года назад
White Chicks???? 😂
@floor.smorenburg
@floor.smorenburg 3 года назад
@@pichibomb475 its a movie
@pichibomb475
@pichibomb475 3 года назад
@@floor.smorenburg I know I’ve seen it.
@floor.smorenburg
@floor.smorenburg 3 года назад
@@pichibomb475 right, okay, sounded like you didnt know what it was
@asilva5021
@asilva5021 2 года назад
Being a spy doesn't sound cool at all, it sounds horrifying.
@user-qk3sm5sz2x
@user-qk3sm5sz2x 2 года назад
People romanticize how drastic it is
@Fruitypitbull
@Fruitypitbull Год назад
Imagine being an assassin..scaryy
@judith8161
@judith8161 2 года назад
This sounds so much more interesting than those James Bond action hero stuff. I'm truly impressed by how inventive they were.
@victoriam1555
@victoriam1555 4 месяца назад
You should read Le Carré's novels they can be a little slow at times but they really capture the essence of what she's describing. The interesting thing was he was an MI5 agent when he first began to write which I think helped him craft a convincing story. Instead of James Bond you get characters like George Smiley, a middle age overweight man with a brilliant mind.
@_hydrogelic
@_hydrogelic Месяц назад
@@victoriam1555 Adding these to my list. Thank you!
@ohboi1655
@ohboi1655 3 года назад
Note to self: pick up dead rats that smell like tobasco sauce
@namegeneric9344
@namegeneric9344 3 года назад
620 likes but no comments?
@m0j026
@m0j026 3 года назад
Yeah, if you want to mysteriously dissapear.
@muslytical1464
@muslytical1464 3 года назад
@@m0j026 True
@kip258
@kip258 3 года назад
But only if you want the CIA storming your house
@peytonvondoom9975
@peytonvondoom9975 3 года назад
for some reason we follow each other on tiktok
@brianlavinus1320
@brianlavinus1320 3 года назад
Americans: released this video KGB: *smashes keyboard
@cheems5643
@cheems5643 3 года назад
BLYAT !!!
@alekssalkinrkc
@alekssalkinrkc 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@bullerfugl
@bullerfugl 3 года назад
Kiyborch
@NguyenTran-eq2wg
@NguyenTran-eq2wg 3 года назад
Just wait, the KGB will counter with a video of their own soon enough 🤣
@ColKlinkerhofen
@ColKlinkerhofen 3 года назад
@@NguyenTran-eq2wg Tricks the Americans tried to use on us. "Ivan what did she call the jack in the box thing"
@Adharc0077
@Adharc0077 Год назад
oh my god the best thing i've ever learned is that doggo was a term used by spies during the cold war 3:43
@joffles6516
@joffles6516 Год назад
10:35 imagine an agent just naturally chews on glasses, like chewing on a pen, and then he accidentally does it with those.
@brody5870
@brody5870 3 года назад
Imagine opening up a dead rat thinking that it's a drop off but it's a real dead rat
@bearcubdaycare
@bearcubdaycare 3 года назад
Hey, if they may have *that* much money in them, maybe it's worth wandering around opening dead rats near capital cities...
@expectnothing9032
@expectnothing9032 3 года назад
@@bearcubdaycare that's money meant for someone else. You're a dead man.
@sushimidnight9539
@sushimidnight9539 3 года назад
@@expectnothing9032 they won't know
@lordluga1752
@lordluga1752 3 года назад
@@sushimidnight9539 They probably would
@sushimidnight9539
@sushimidnight9539 3 года назад
@@lordluga1752 no, they wouldnt find out
@sallybradshaw4576
@sallybradshaw4576 3 года назад
Ladies, if he doesn't propose to you by putting a ring in a dead rat and leaving it for you to find, then he's not the one.
@officialsubzero3252
@officialsubzero3252 3 года назад
Lmao
@zaeaer2341
@zaeaer2341 3 года назад
Hmm maybe I'll do this to my future fiancè
@DEVINdevdev
@DEVINdevdev 3 года назад
Guys, if the girl can't make quality jokes like Sally, then she is not the one.
@sallybradshaw4576
@sallybradshaw4576 3 года назад
@@DEVINdevdev Aww! I'm flattered my dude!
@ehehe3286
@ehehe3286 3 года назад
facts 🙏
@TEKASHI-de1qt
@TEKASHI-de1qt 2 года назад
3:06 "did you see a blonde, clean-shaven man go this way?" "no, but I did see ringo starr"
@malcolmwilkins3365
@malcolmwilkins3365 2 года назад
More like Bob Dylan
@CyclingM1867
@CyclingM1867 Год назад
The whole subject of spycraft is really fascinating. Like others have said already, what's shown here is outdated, but what they must have today would be even more incredible.
@pugnate666
@pugnate666 26 дней назад
"A gun and a radio" I'm afraid that having ingenious gadgets might actually have fallen out of fashion
@Suertsje
@Suertsje 3 года назад
Her necklace is probably able to kill everyone in a 10 mile radius.
@randominternetbro6562
@randominternetbro6562 3 года назад
You tap the 15th and 2nd bead together.... BOOM, tactical nuke.
@RTArts1
@RTArts1 3 года назад
@@randominternetbro6562 imagine adjusting your necklace and accidentally blowing everyone up
@tinyte5668
@tinyte5668 3 года назад
@@RTArts1 Dang it just tapped my necklace too hard OH SH-
@ocsanik502
@ocsanik502 3 года назад
@@tinyte5668 Whoops I aimed the third triangular bead west. Looks like the mutually assured destruction nukes are starting at 5 today.
@abhisheksathe123
@abhisheksathe123 3 года назад
_Striker 3-1, Good Copy, Strike Inbound_
@topramen7431
@topramen7431 3 года назад
I’m just picturing a Cold War spy picking up a supposed package only to discover that it’s a regular dead rat.
@spdewertton
@spdewertton 2 года назад
It has definitely happened at least once.
@chinossynthesizer705
@chinossynthesizer705 2 года назад
The opossum is just playing dead
@noesunyoutuber7680
@noesunyoutuber7680 2 года назад
Especially gruesome to think they might have tried to rip the rats open at the stomach, only to find dead rat guts instead of their drop.
@dianasayson2846
@dianasayson2846 2 года назад
Maybe problematic if the spy was in New York which had (still has?) a major rat problem.
@Daniel-om4ce
@Daniel-om4ce 2 года назад
@@dianasayson2846 why would US spies pick up drops in their own territory?
@wearelegion1163
@wearelegion1163 Год назад
When I lived in an Embassy-adjacent apartment in Denmark (I worked as a civilian with US Army in 1980s), we were told our apartments & phones (no cell phones then) were monitored by multiple countries (US, Russia, Denmark).
@91795jc
@91795jc 2 года назад
11:30 if I was in KGB and had just captured a spy, I would totally tell the opposition he killed himself and was dead before he hit the floor instead of telling them that he's being held and interrogated. Cyanide is also not that fast a death, as far as I know.
@geraltmoth1908
@geraltmoth1908 2 года назад
Death via cyanide takes less than 10 minutes to kill you. That’s why they used it in suicide pills, it’s an invisible killer that’s quick, so you couldn’t be tortured for information or die a more painful death
@91795jc
@91795jc 2 года назад
@@geraltmoth1908 Exactly, 10 minutes is not a short amount of time.
@kory6865
@kory6865 3 года назад
"You can fit more in a dead rat than you would think."
@MajesticSkywhale
@MajesticSkywhale 3 года назад
"you can fit in more dead rats than you would think" - a whole other type of guy
@LemonCoutureBunny
@LemonCoutureBunny 3 года назад
Nobody let the furries find this
@MiGLifeCrisis
@MiGLifeCrisis 3 года назад
@@LemonCoutureBunny yeah
@goodtimesroll8
@goodtimesroll8 3 года назад
-Frank Reynolds
@demonetization6596
@demonetization6596 3 года назад
*unzips pants
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 3 года назад
Note to self: there is money and secret information in dead rats.
@vitor022
@vitor022 3 года назад
Dont try it
@samc863
@samc863 3 года назад
The CIA when they find out you took it: so you have chosen death
@tetra2277
@tetra2277 3 года назад
And plague too
@timtalksanimations9171
@timtalksanimations9171 3 года назад
Good thing there's a local pet store nearby I'm gonna be rich
@koifish4276
@koifish4276 3 года назад
@@tetra2277 nah that was the gerbels
@oron61
@oron61 2 года назад
Every once in a while on a shortwave, you can still occasionally pick up a numbers station transmitting what could be of any number of predetermined messages, or nothing at all.
@andyroo9381
@andyroo9381 Год назад
So fascinating and clever! Just imagine what she knows but can't reveal. There is so much more to this interview, for another day.
@iiiDartsiii
@iiiDartsiii 3 года назад
plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.
@ralphgarcia3874
@ralphgarcia3874 3 года назад
plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.
@jonahglaves6653
@jonahglaves6653 3 года назад
plot twist, thats not her talking, she’s actually disguised as the table lamp in the back
@kawaiispaghet3134
@kawaiispaghet3134 3 года назад
Plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back
@BarackObama212
@BarackObama212 3 года назад
plot twist, thats not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back
@_NUzi_
@_NUzi_ 3 года назад
Plot twist, that's not her talking, she's actually disguised as the table lamp in the back.
@OddSauce
@OddSauce 3 года назад
I bet her grandchildren don't even remotely consider lying to her
@Charoula1608
@Charoula1608 3 года назад
@The Magic Hispanic Do you know what being a widow means?? It means that you had a husband at some point, aka, you can have children and grandchildren.
@MEDSZ13.08
@MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад
@The Magic Hispanic widow??
@alevelsos
@alevelsos 3 года назад
cough * black widow * cough
@hobojesus9817
@hobojesus9817 3 года назад
That's really a 22 year old black man... The disguise used for this video is just that effective.
@Jokertuning
@Jokertuning 3 года назад
Bet they do they don't know who she was
@dickcheney9947
@dickcheney9947 2 года назад
"The Billion Dollar Spy", is an excellent and fascinating book about CIA clandestine intelligence operations carried out by case handlers, analysts, various embassy personnel, officers, chiefs and even family members of the CIA Moscow Station located in the US embassy in Moscow. I recommend to anyone who appreciates this video. It ultimately details the life, personality, nature and nuance of one of the most consequential spies the Moscow Station employed; Code Name CKsphere, who certainly earned the admiration, respect, and an unmarked homage inside the Company.
@Acrozi
@Acrozi 2 года назад
Truly, these are so interesting to think how simple the gadgets were but really how effective
@DK-dm3ut
@DK-dm3ut 3 года назад
"where are the documents?" "These nuts." "This isn't very professional of you." "They're in these nuts. I don't know what to tell you."
@KWCHope
@KWCHope 3 года назад
@Cipheiz har har
@12what34the
@12what34the 3 года назад
Gottee
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 3 года назад
I am the balls of this operation.
@verzeda
@verzeda 3 года назад
"alright, pull your pants down and lets get this over with then"
@DK-dm3ut
@DK-dm3ut 3 года назад
@Cipheiz NOOOOOOOO NOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOO
@colinstu
@colinstu 3 года назад
I was not prepared for her to say 'doggo'
@ArrestedDeveloper
@ArrestedDeveloper 3 года назад
Wait till she gets around to talking about Operation: I can has cheezburger
@watermelonwishes4193
@watermelonwishes4193 3 года назад
@@ArrestedDeveloper 🤣🤣
@teykrit
@teykrit 3 года назад
Hi, English is not my first language, but I am very curious, why is the word "doggo" so surprising? Thank you :)
@alexanderandrews1263
@alexanderandrews1263 3 года назад
@@teykrit Obviously doggo is slang for dog but it's a term primarily used by very young people and very informal situations.
@teykrit
@teykrit 3 года назад
@@alexanderandrews1263 thank you for your kind explanation, it helps a lot :)
@eagleviewhd
@eagleviewhd Год назад
I designed a retractable antenna mast for the CIA working out of the US Embassy in Panama. They wanted a way to raise an antenna above the Embassy roof when in use, but able to lower it when not in use. This mechanism was located on a ledge that was around the 2nd story of the Embassy and used winch to raise a telescoping mast above the roof of the three story tall embassy. I also taught Scuba Diving to Kyle “Dusty” Foggo, who I later found out became a Deputy Director of the CIA. He was involved in supplying arms to the Contras in Central America.
@vroitznate
@vroitznate Год назад
would definitely need proof to believe that but hey, who am i? great story!
@swag_master8925
@swag_master8925 Год назад
🧢
@lingsley5892
@lingsley5892 Год назад
🧢
@mymindisafreakshow4620
@mymindisafreakshow4620 2 года назад
I’m going down the WIRED videos rabbit hole and I’m loving it, this is so interesting
@jfdd43
@jfdd43 3 года назад
She is so good at her job, that most people don’t realize she is actually a 8’ Hawaiian male body builder
@TXP9
@TXP9 3 года назад
Close, but actually an 8’ Samoan body builder
@Kawka1122
@Kawka1122 3 года назад
Plot twist. She is actually turbine powered attack helicopter in disguise
@uujjjjjjk1173
@uujjjjjjk1173 3 года назад
Wtf
@antoinefdu
@antoinefdu 3 года назад
or two 4' Hawaiian male bodybuilders.
@Radicaldudethesecond
@Radicaldudethesecond 3 года назад
Is she actually a man
@FingeringThings
@FingeringThings 3 года назад
Imagine she’s wearing a disguise while doing this interview
@NickTaylorRickPowers
@NickTaylorRickPowers 3 года назад
Imagine she's actually a black guy being played by a white guy being played by Robert Downey Jr
@johnluujl
@johnluujl 3 года назад
She probably looks nothing like this
@jona.scholt4362
@jona.scholt4362 3 года назад
Man, I just smashed a stack of pancakes, they were so good. But now I don't even want to think about them. Anyone else ever feel that about pancakes afterwards? 🥞
@keksimus__maximus
@keksimus__maximus 3 года назад
yeah she's probably wearing the fake ballsack too
@_salman_704
@_salman_704 3 года назад
Lol
@whatlikeitshardd
@whatlikeitshardd Год назад
What an unimaginable badass. I'd love to read a book about this woman's life!
@zappababe8577
@zappababe8577 6 месяцев назад
I love the doggy disguise costume! That doggie must have saved lives, and if you could get him to understand that, I bet the doggy would be overjoyed to know that. What a very good doggy!
@nqh4393
@nqh4393 3 года назад
Plot twist: This woman is the current CIA Chief of Disguise disguised as the former CIA Chief of Disguise.
@thegamingrepublic7014
@thegamingrepublic7014 3 года назад
Who said that’s a woman
@ChaseTSY
@ChaseTSY 3 года назад
Underrated
@typicalchad3747
@typicalchad3747 3 года назад
@@ChaseTSY DISGUISED MAN
@7dog123
@7dog123 3 года назад
No one made the joke. So, I will she's actually Donald Trump in disguise. Just look at her she looks like him a little.
@APersonOnYouTubeX
@APersonOnYouTubeX 3 года назад
@@7dog123 I know right she looks as human as trump is Edit: trump does look like a human, he tried to play the risky politician stance but failed due to lack of experience
@DigitalicaEG
@DigitalicaEG 3 года назад
“Chief of disguise” has to be the coolest job title ever.
@hoecheng1965
@hoecheng1965 3 года назад
And dangerous .-.
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 3 года назад
What about PLANETARY PROTECTION OFFICER, which is a job at NASA.
@bluef1sh926
@bluef1sh926 3 года назад
However, the whole week of making false scrotums and dead rats for the entire CIA staff is not cool.
@yesstephen1854
@yesstephen1854 3 года назад
@@bluef1sh926 yep i prob wont be very happy making a guy some scrotums and killing rats and shoving dollar bills up their as-
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
My job title is the best
@rektagon
@rektagon Год назад
the fact that the government unironically named an operation "lying doggo" 💀
@OtherworldJudge89
@OtherworldJudge89 Год назад
I can't imagine the things this woman knows, high level secretive stuff that the public has no idea of
@maruftim
@maruftim 3 года назад
"People won't pick up dead rat, no one would.." "So we did." absolute madman
@rdpcl
@rdpcl 3 года назад
Gordon Ramsay picked dead rats with his bare hands all the time in Kitchen Nightmares
@KeiferSalle
@KeiferSalle 3 года назад
FilthyFrank: ISSA FAMILY RECIPE
@diosoth
@diosoth 3 года назад
Imagine leaving a dead rat drop only for Gordon Ramsay to be in the area and pick it up to dispose of a health hazard.
@hdgaphd
@hdgaphd 3 года назад
ikr
@francoisemcarthur9081
@francoisemcarthur9081 3 года назад
the news next week : the city is strangely clean, no transh or dead rats in sight
@phadedfantom5790
@phadedfantom5790 3 года назад
Imagine how the guard felt walking into the prison cell to see that it’s empty and there’s a pair of hairy balls on the ground.
@letmesleep6056
@letmesleep6056 3 года назад
AHAHAHA NOOOO
@abluecircle7753
@abluecircle7753 3 года назад
Every man in a 20 mile radius would be dead
@heavyweaponsscout9990
@heavyweaponsscout9990 3 года назад
HAHAHA i pictured that on my head and god its hilarious
@kingsasquatch
@kingsasquatch 3 года назад
Boy that’s a different version of Shawshank entirely
@spleens4200
@spleens4200 3 года назад
@@kingsasquatch right? XD
@krw73
@krw73 Год назад
I could watch stuff like this all day. The glory days of espionage before technology became overly insane
@olefella7561
@olefella7561 2 года назад
The fact that we get free documentaries on RU-vid by WIRED is truly a gift 👍😊👏
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 3 года назад
Somewhere an old Russian agent is watching this and crying out: "THE DOG! OF COURSE IT WAS THE DOG!"
@efeyzee
@efeyzee 3 года назад
Боже мой, собака. конечно, это была собака.
@szabados1980
@szabados1980 3 года назад
Imagine what a former Soviet or current Russian, Chinese, Iranian secret agent could reveal... if he were to spill the beans.
@Hunterdelyx1
@Hunterdelyx1 3 года назад
I have a relative who worked in KGB. He still don't talk much about it. Most things he talked were about some crazy religious cults. He mentioned a little bit of counter-spying but not in details, even his wife told more as she was told not to approach him if she sees him with other girl and that is precisely what happened.
@szabados1980
@szabados1980 3 года назад
@@Hunterdelyx1 Good for your relative. He pledged not to speak so he doesn't.
@thiswowzer3217
@thiswowzer3217 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@ThatLonelyMeatball
@ThatLonelyMeatball 3 года назад
Me: **using my grandfather’s pen** Me: **bites the lid to concentrate** Me: **dies**
@timfagan816
@timfagan816 3 года назад
I hope so, zero!
@ThatLonelyMeatball
@ThatLonelyMeatball 3 года назад
What are you trying to say? That I should kill myself?
@chickensandwich69x
@chickensandwich69x 3 года назад
@@ThatLonelyMeatball I think so lmao
@radec4223
@radec4223 3 года назад
Either that or hes making sure you dont have faulty products
@andrewrafferty9991
@andrewrafferty9991 3 года назад
@@ThatLonelyMeatball some people are trash ignore them
@johnhelms8226
@johnhelms8226 3 месяца назад
Fascinating, especially the creativity.
@KizuTheBunny
@KizuTheBunny 2 года назад
Agent: *Sees a pebble that has been moved 4,32 inches on a dirt road* Agent: *My time has come*
@pundlikshinde6559
@pundlikshinde6559 3 года назад
Some old KGB agent watching this now- "the balls, I told them they seemed a little off"
@MonolithMike
@MonolithMike 3 года назад
Pundlik Shinde 😂😭
@vijeshkumar692
@vijeshkumar692 3 года назад
😂😂
@urban_gse_
@urban_gse_ 3 года назад
Ok serious question, but did they use binders/breastplates or pack or tuck because sometimes you need to change your appearance.
@jed-henrywitkowski6470
@jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 года назад
Lol.
@famicom180
@famicom180 3 года назад
Metal gear solid 3
@AleLGB
@AleLGB 3 года назад
Agent: "So, what happens if I get captured?" Chief: "Don't worry, we will provide you with the Rectal Toolkit" Agent: "The... What?"
@ThaWhiteCrayon
@ThaWhiteCrayon 3 года назад
RecTool for short
@scarling9367
@scarling9367 3 года назад
Better have two. Just in case.
@ce461
@ce461 3 года назад
Better than the catheter kit
@notluis6617
@notluis6617 3 года назад
@@ce461 oh god
@ce461
@ce461 3 года назад
@@notluis6617 agent: just give me the Cyanide pill CIA: it’s in with the kit!!!
@venomisaacl8963
@venomisaacl8963 Год назад
This is so facinating... I can only wonder what equipment they have now!
@Vorpalizer
@Vorpalizer Год назад
I know this lady. She use to be my neighbor and babysit a group of us as kids. When we got older and she retired she told us so many cool stories. Her code name was the Blond Bomber and her specialty was as a Honeypot. She did over 400+ Honeypot missions and 6 different countries. Sometimes 2 or 3 in the same room at the same time. God bless her service.
@arpitshivhare5190
@arpitshivhare5190 Год назад
U joking right?
@christianbaines
@christianbaines 3 года назад
I cant wait for 50 years time when they talk about stuff they used in 2020.
@michaelkores6860
@michaelkores6860 3 года назад
You mean like cyanide pills in airpods?
@8aron
@8aron 3 года назад
@@michaelkores6860 lmao
@Sequence06
@Sequence06 3 года назад
If only you knew.
@bootysnatcher4207
@bootysnatcher4207 3 года назад
Nowadays they carve out real scrotums instead of using fake ones. The fake testicles are actually comprised of two utensils. 1. A tiny foldable lock pick 2. A tiny hydrogen bomb that is capable of wiping out an entire city
@kumottakun6089
@kumottakun6089 3 года назад
@@bootysnatcher4207 so literally exploding balls huh?
@willfromthepack3423
@willfromthepack3423 3 года назад
Just imagine the level they are on now
@sethrawbass
@sethrawbass 3 года назад
This was probably the low tech stuff they had
@SonicsniperV7
@SonicsniperV7 3 года назад
You should take a look at the KGB device known as the "Thing" for one of the coolest Cold War gadgets ever devised: a radio bug that needed no power source.
@tryadifferentone354
@tryadifferentone354 3 года назад
yeah. you're a spy and you don't even know it. that's the level.
@burgundilainenkeikari6908
@burgundilainenkeikari6908 3 года назад
Yes, now they have surgically implanted false scrotums.
@jayleon6176
@jayleon6176 3 года назад
@@sethrawbass the "probably" was not necessary. anything revealed voluntarily at any time is generally of no value.
@peninsulababy8574
@peninsulababy8574 Год назад
She was on an episode of to tell the truth and even disguised herself on another segment part. So cool!
@hannahxx17
@hannahxx17 2 года назад
'You can fit more in a dead rat than you might think".....I can honestly say I've never thought of it before and honestly I doubt I'll try
@McHeisenburger
@McHeisenburger 3 года назад
So the CIA used the word “doggo” before all of us huh. Man they really were playin the long game.
@mellon3293
@mellon3293 3 года назад
THEY KNOW
@noahpaulette1490
@noahpaulette1490 3 года назад
It's been an opsec gov thing for a while. I remember seeing hacker con stuff that used it long ago so it's not new.
@draliththeartist2084
@draliththeartist2084 3 года назад
The game
@Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow
@Memehoardercatwoofdogmeow 3 года назад
@@pjlu2 what in the vast galaxy are you rambling on about?
@vimos.9996
@vimos.9996 3 года назад
@@pjlu2 We wuz alines n shiettt
@jesteringdragons
@jesteringdragons 3 года назад
You can feel her sadness when she said "The Russians said he was dead before he even hit the floor. I hope." That hurts my heart.
@The_Keeper
@The_Keeper 3 года назад
Well, cyanide doesn't kill *That* fast, but he was probably gone in a couple of minutes.
@jesteringdragons
@jesteringdragons 3 года назад
@@The_Keeper Unless it was just a /lot/ of cyanide
@TenApplesforTime
@TenApplesforTime 3 года назад
@@The_Keeper Even if he wasn't dead, judging by how loaded up that pill is, he most likely was unconscious long before actually died.
@A_Pigeon181
@A_Pigeon181 3 года назад
Mine too :c Btw, did you do that pfp? Cause I find it really cool!
@omikronweapon
@omikronweapon 3 года назад
'feeling' someone else's sadness mostly just means yóu feel sad about it. I personally didn't notice any sadness in her voice, or even her eyes for that matter. It ís sad, but this is a professional. She knows the agents were fár better off being dead than tortured. Projecting emotions (mostly your own) on to someone else is a classic mistake we humans make. It can cause all kinds of weird and awkward situations.
@ByNASTYPvP
@ByNASTYPvP Год назад
Holy crap that was so interesting! Such a good video
@mrollo
@mrollo Год назад
This is so interesting! I'd love to watch one about the 2020's devices and techniques in the far future
@tzuyuwu786
@tzuyuwu786 Год назад
That’d be cool but would defeat the purpose lol
@jacob6077
@jacob6077 3 года назад
Imagine being a pen biter and accidentally bitting the death pen
@acek2016
@acek2016 3 года назад
Oops
@Q.Brainrot
@Q.Brainrot 3 года назад
Fuckin oops I guess
@Livedracersteve
@Livedracersteve 3 года назад
“We have replaced your fingernails with cyanide filled capsules that look and feel realistic” Agent who is nervously biting their nails “Wait what di...”
@p0werl0ve
@p0werl0ve 3 года назад
then you would be a dead ex pen-biter
@Laantin
@Laantin 3 года назад
Guy: nibbled on a pen. Other guy: "agent, have you seen the suicide pen?" Guy: . . .
@Ayaforshort
@Ayaforshort 3 года назад
This is just the stuff she's ALLOWED to tell us. Imagine everything she can't talk about!
@EnqavonIncorporated
@EnqavonIncorporated 3 года назад
Much is tech these days
@johankoningsteinsalcedo7328
@johankoningsteinsalcedo7328 3 года назад
I don't want to be annoying but there is a comment exactly like this
@connorbarr7314
@connorbarr7314 3 года назад
@@notanotherguitarchannel the director of the CIA can spend as much as they want using a black budget
@hmm7458
@hmm7458 3 года назад
@@notanotherguitarchannel bruh.. US military spending is 600 billion more bigger than the country in 2nd place.. you really thought they don't have money?
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 года назад
@@hmm7458 and their dummy companies
@jas_bataille
@jas_bataille 2 года назад
Honestly, I really wonder why Hollywood doesn't use ANY of this. Let's take an example : I love the Jason Bourne franchise. But for goodness's sake - Matt Damon doesn't even try or bother putting on sunglasses, yet alone changing his appearance in any way, shape or form, for the entirety of the movies. At one point, it's kind of distracting how ridiculous the whole thing is. He is the perfect agent and still incredibly operational despite his amnesia, yet he can't even think of putting on a costume...?! Oh, come on! Plus this makes the story more interesting and the stakes higher in case he gets discovered. Same thing with James Bond : no costumes. Less distracting in Bond movies, much less, but still.
@adamquinn8353
@adamquinn8353 2 года назад
It may be that Matt Damon is an expensive actor and they wanted to get their money's worth by keeping his face visible. Same for other expensive actors. If this does at least partially contribute, I would of course rather it didn't.
@mikeletaurus4728
@mikeletaurus4728 Год назад
That's why it's called "fiction," I suppose.
@jsho12
@jsho12 2 месяца назад
Amazing video. Thank you.
@simonrucinski7725
@simonrucinski7725 3 года назад
"No one will pick up a dead rat, they just won't." *CIA: picks up all the dead rats
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
I pick up the dead rats, yes me. I’m a good CIA yeah.
@Elite_Raider
@Elite_Raider 3 года назад
filthy frank: ya dare challenge me mortal?
@jamessoyer6046
@jamessoyer6046 3 года назад
just imagine a fully suited man just checking around then picks up a dead rat and stuff it's in his armpit
@ILIK3HATERZ
@ILIK3HATERZ 3 года назад
She just explained Jeff Dunham’s puppets
@ignoreddemon1857
@ignoreddemon1857 3 года назад
homeless man: "thats good eats" C.I.A agent: 👁👄👁
@tiffanyh629
@tiffanyh629 3 года назад
Remember, anything she reveals is the things she's allowed to reveal. Imagine the horrors of the bigger picture
@blck4333
@blck4333 3 года назад
Exactly. Also can’t like cuz 69.
@Teddy-xt9rf
@Teddy-xt9rf 3 года назад
@@blck4333 Some idiot liked it when it was at 69 so you can like now.
@glutton8055
@glutton8055 3 года назад
@@Teddy-xt9rfredditor
@blck4333
@blck4333 3 года назад
@@Teddy-xt9rf bet
@ksks2683
@ksks2683 3 года назад
@@Teddy-xt9rf you're one of the dumbest person i've met on internet
@frozentube
@frozentube 10 месяцев назад
1:12 Using wireless earbuds that far back, can't imagine what technology they are using now !
@pointly
@pointly Год назад
Rest in peace Trigon. You served your country well.
@eritain
@eritain 3 года назад
"You could fit more in a dead rat than you might think." Things I wasn't expecting to learn when I got up today.
@NotCthulhu
@NotCthulhu 3 года назад
probably an m16
@ninthkaikan1544
@ninthkaikan1544 3 года назад
Minecraft Steve: Finally, a worthy opponent!
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
I knew that already
@rondahawkins7253
@rondahawkins7253 3 года назад
CIA invented furries: Confirmed.
@Prodigal971
@Prodigal971 3 года назад
😄😄
@Some_Guy77
@Some_Guy77 3 года назад
Moral of the story, if somebody is playing around with a dead rat, they're either a spy or nuts. Either way, stay back.
@cmcphotography1
@cmcphotography1 3 года назад
@toasted buns *unzips pants* I know what to do now
@dmath1490
@dmath1490 3 года назад
Now i know where to hide my meth
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 3 года назад
Filthy frank:sweets nervously
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад
@@cmcphotography1 NO! NO! GOD! PLEASE! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
@edwardrichtofen1252
@edwardrichtofen1252 3 года назад
@@cmcphotography1 Hold... nobody wants that now... except for maybe o- Nyet... Nyet.
@punani_tsunami69
@punani_tsunami69 Год назад
It's pretty scary to think they could tune into wires, even back then. That induction technology might have been unique to the device or maybe it wasn't. Who knows how far they took that stuff by now.
@poopa7642
@poopa7642 2 года назад
Big shoutout to Trigon. Went out like a G.
@scorpioigor
@scorpioigor 3 года назад
This woman is so interesting. Imagine having her as a grandmother and listening to all these stories and wondering what else does she know that she can't reveal.
@watermelonwishes4193
@watermelonwishes4193 3 года назад
Bedtime stories...😳😳😳😳😳 lol
@mr.upsidedownduck3613
@mr.upsidedownduck3613 3 года назад
She’s not to tell any classified stuff to anybody even her family
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 3 года назад
@@mr.upsidedownduck3613 Igor's point exactly...
@Xeorfhim
@Xeorfhim 3 года назад
Grandma : Its bedtime story my dear, tonight we are gonna talk about who killed JFK😂😂😂
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 3 года назад
@@Xeorfhim No gadgets or disguise needed, so not involving her department.
@eclipsuj
@eclipsuj 3 года назад
I’m glad she’s back.
@stormwolf7889
@stormwolf7889 3 года назад
@@fios4528 she did a technique critique for movies and another along the lines of this video, both on this channel
@grapefruitsimmons
@grapefruitsimmons 3 года назад
Operation Mockingbird
@jokerpandroidc9807
@jokerpandroidc9807 3 года назад
@@stormwolf7889 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mUqeBMP8nEg.html
@MCGKD
@MCGKD 3 года назад
I came to the comments to say just that. She's one of my favorites!!
@rocketpunchgo1
@rocketpunchgo1 3 года назад
I remember her first video they turned off comments because of the "it is near impossible to turn (disguise) a man into a woman" comment
@wannabe_sailor_777smith6
@wannabe_sailor_777smith6 2 месяца назад
Simply fascinating. If I could I’d like to tell Jonna personally thank you for her service to our country.
@fyrecatz
@fyrecatz Год назад
I went to the ISM in December during my school break when my family and I went to DC. It was so freaking cool
@clover8673
@clover8673 3 года назад
You can hear the sorrow in her voice when she talked about Trigons death
@henrywright6565
@henrywright6565 3 года назад
I did a bit of additional research on him. He was betrayed by a sleeper agent that infiltrated the CIA, named Karl Koecher. He was interviewed about a decade after Trigon's death, saying "I'm deeply sorry about that, but the people who did him in were the CIA and he himself. They recruited him in such a clumsy manner." Koecher is still alive in the Czech Republic. It's really unfortunate, but I guess that's just the way these things play out.
@romaniangypsy3640
@romaniangypsy3640 3 года назад
@@henrywright6565 where does he lives in czech republic just asking so i can find him
@mr.zapper3356
@mr.zapper3356 3 года назад
@@romaniangypsy3640 asking for a friend right? Same
@timtim6373
@timtim6373 3 года назад
@@romaniangypsy3640 the middle
@aloafofnotbreadbread7374
@aloafofnotbreadbread7374 3 года назад
@@romaniangypsy3640 Why do you need to find him ?
@LastLaff
@LastLaff 3 года назад
The guy at the gate that would always let the dog in 👀
@noahwiebe2558
@noahwiebe2558 3 года назад
good doggo
@markvergara952
@markvergara952 3 года назад
Where is death match.exe 👁👁
@Smigt
@Smigt 3 года назад
But who let the dogs out
@TroIlfce
@TroIlfce 3 года назад
laff i was not expecting you to be here out of all the people
@HisMajestyFi
@HisMajestyFi 3 года назад
Out of all of the creators, you are the one who watched this. What are you up to Laff?
@KrisGaudet
@KrisGaudet 8 дней назад
She’s my favourite in support series!
@Beriabi
@Beriabi 2 года назад
Now CIA has plenty of journalists to use and don’t need such gadgets.
@ThomasNeal
@ThomasNeal 3 года назад
I respect this woman for being able to keep a straight face while talking about a swiss army plug
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
Respect me then too
@Momsadventure7
@Momsadventure7 3 года назад
Swiss army plug lol priceless
@ringofasho7721
@ringofasho7721 3 года назад
A (s)toolkit
@p_serdiuk
@p_serdiuk 3 года назад
The context was too sobering. Imagine having to put stuff into your prison wallet because that's your only chance to try and escape your inevitable trial and execution.
@cassidyclay463
@cassidyclay463 3 года назад
@@p_serdiuk your prison wallet 😂
@Mikeanglo
@Mikeanglo 3 года назад
"Operation Lying Doggo" Someone needs to write a screenplay.
@PreachinBlues_
@PreachinBlues_ 3 года назад
Agreed
@pandagal9805
@pandagal9805 3 года назад
Absolutely
@Housing_Crisis
@Housing_Crisis 3 года назад
I read it as she said it, *timing 100*
@yuckyskunk2021
@yuckyskunk2021 3 года назад
yeah thats definitely fake
@gregory6619
@gregory6619 2 года назад
redditor
@ladyclaratenzs
@ladyclaratenzs Год назад
The dead rat dead drop. I like it. It’s perfect. Like she said, nobody is going to pick up a dead rat. 🐀
@SeaMonkey137
@SeaMonkey137 Год назад
Fascinating lady. She co-wrote a great book on this topic called "Spy Dust." If you liked this video you'll love the book.
@SourGir1986
@SourGir1986 3 года назад
I just need a whole channel of her giving these talks.
@krisariash
@krisariash 3 года назад
The Spy Museum YT channel has some recordings of her talks there, both alone and with other former spies.
@SourGir1986
@SourGir1986 3 года назад
@@krisariash ooh, thank you for telling me that! There goes my afternoon..... 😁
@mykrofone4724
@mykrofone4724 3 года назад
YES!
@pixoariz
@pixoariz 3 года назад
Jonna Mendez is wonderful. So glad she worked for us.
@LeslieLanagan
@LeslieLanagan 3 года назад
@@krisariash Yes, and a great podcast called "SpyCast."
@icecoldyellow
@icecoldyellow 3 года назад
Imagine going to grandmas and she shows you her room full of gadgets and fake balls and you expect some fresh baked cookies
@notatallheng
@notatallheng 3 года назад
"Now where did I put the one with the cyanide pill?"
@icecoldyellow
@icecoldyellow 3 года назад
@@notatallheng ah yes i left it in my husbands crocs
@yuckyskunk2021
@yuckyskunk2021 3 года назад
smells a lot better than fresh baked cookies tbh
@Berengier817
@Berengier817 2 года назад
Or dead rats
@yeti6601
@yeti6601 2 года назад
and here is a spying device with a cyanide pill inside
@neph9205
@neph9205 2 года назад
Imagine accidentally biting on your glasses and dropping dead
@memelord2136
@memelord2136 2 года назад
7:44 You can fit more in a dead rat than you might think Solid advice right there
@supershmueli
@supershmueli 3 года назад
She and the linguist are the best in there talks. I can listen to her for hours on end
@brianchia
@brianchia 3 года назад
The FBI body language agent is good too!
@jona.scholt4362
@jona.scholt4362 3 года назад
O man, now the Rectal Toolkit! Why do I have the sense of humor of a teenager? "That it be really smooth surfaced.." You know there are outtakes where she is cracking up
@joshmacas6688
@joshmacas6688 3 года назад
Somewhere an old Russian agent is watching this and crying out: "THE DOG! OF COURSE IT WAS THE DOG!"
@rimun5235
@rimun5235 3 года назад
The Forensics expert and the virus expert (I forget the technical name) were pretty awesome too. Wired just has the best experts.
@anotherjuan
@anotherjuan 3 года назад
The robotics expect that looks like Santa is pretty cool and wholesome too.
@evank3718
@evank3718 3 года назад
These tactics were so advanced imagine what they have now
@chodemcbrode2215
@chodemcbrode2215 3 года назад
@@thatkidmingming7390 doesnt change the fact countries are spying on eachother all the time though
@BigGuy223
@BigGuy223 3 года назад
@@thatkidmingming7390 you are with iraq tho
@Diego-es9yb
@Diego-es9yb 3 года назад
they have smartphone chips omg
@Dom-wi9yv
@Dom-wi9yv 3 года назад
Yeah we're really moving up, You see we've upgraded to "alive" rats...only problem is the messages self-dissolve and the carrier will on occasion die. Not to mention how hard it is to catch...
@johnakridge2916
@johnakridge2916 3 года назад
These Tactics were very simple lol.
@barrettharrison9822
@barrettharrison9822 Год назад
Looking forward to hearing her speak at the Ritz civic center in Blytheville Arkansas on Nov 4 2022.
@jjava.bean5
@jjava.bean5 2 года назад
cashier: "your total will be 14.50" *pulls out dead rat*
@burnngpigs
@burnngpigs 3 года назад
Chief of disguise for the CIA is probably the coolest sounding job titles ever.
@videogamee6037
@videogamee6037 3 года назад
CoD for the CIA
@JA-nv4zb
@JA-nv4zb 3 года назад
@@videogamee6037 call of duty rectal pills type beat
@thedapperpineapple8168
@thedapperpineapple8168 3 года назад
@@JA-nv4zb delet
@princebasaya950
@princebasaya950 3 года назад
Her husband also used disguise to save diplomats in Iran
@JoeMartinMusic
@JoeMartinMusic 3 года назад
Chief of dis guy's what?
@RusAres
@RusAres 3 года назад
I imagine a guy doing the search thinks to himself: "no wonder this dude became a spy, he has huge balls" :D
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
I do have huge balls the size of basketball
@anette8260
@anette8260 3 года назад
@pepsicola *PFFT-*
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 3 года назад
@pepsicola I have a football, soccer ball, and the head of a KGB agent
@nata3467
@nata3467 Год назад
Operation Doggo is outstanding. Dead rat is brilliant
@kdlofty
@kdlofty 3 месяца назад
I could listen to this lady all day. Absolutely fascinating.