Fortunate son - Creedence Clearwater Revival (A medieval cover) 

Ayyy thank you so much, You are truly the last of the five good emperors, you made this happen ❤

I bow to you sir for this brilliant rendition! And for you Sir Aligner... Goes without saying you beautiful sassy soul🌹

Bruh

Great work

Greek Fire wasn't QUITE medieval

@Dr_FishStix I think the OP is speaking blasphemy, brother. We should take immediate action.

I hope you are as pleased with yourself as I am with this comment!

Look out lads, we got a jester prince in the court!

Ye the bard doth play this an every play about the Crusades.

HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA ⚔️⚔️

Time for the ol' in out - Alex DeLarge

Except in this context the Muslims actually started it

@@louissteyn6871 it was started by the bandits and they used that reason to get beaten again and again for 8 crusade.

*FEW CENTURIES LATER* : Were still fighting in a fucking desert.

@@louissteyn6871 If we're gonna be real, the Byzantines started it by asking the Pope for help reconquest lost land. Then of course the Crusaders betrayed their agreement to hand over anything they took n created their own crusader states.

Exactly!

Same

Imagine being an english farmer in the 8th century anf an flying fucking boat with paratrooper vikings comes and Ivar the boneless slays you.

@@Ncladus Lmao

Ncladus wacky day m8

French bushes: Sacrebleu!!!

😳😳😳😳😳😳

MONTJOIE SAINT-DENIS ! NAM REX FRANCORUM

When you’re a French sickleman and the air starts speaking broad head

When you are too early to invade Indochina

Beat me to it.

*in the morrow. ;-) (At least, I think "morrow" means "morning")

LMAO

Smells like....frēodōm

Stormwind same tho

@Napoléon Bonaparte Thou must lead thy arrows less! Are not the Crusades Hell?

@@owenphillips9909 where's the reference from?

@JJAMES Thank you. I watched the movie but did not remember the quote

I livs’t in a world of dung

You don the Holy Cross of our Lord upon thine armor, yet thou also have inscribed upon thine helm the phrase "born to taketh life" what trickery be this? Surely a kind of perverted jest?

I laughed a lot at this man

come to think about it，don juan is just the midevial version of forest Gump

@@aaronia291 so his partner was lieutenant dan?

The Adventures of Sir Gump, Lord Marshial Dan and Baba the Moor.

@@forickgrimaldus8301 Baba the Christian Moor, otherwise it won't be a Crusade ;)

When you are patrolling the Northumbria's coastline and the sea starts chanting to Odin

But the Abbot said no violence in these holy grounds yoo you in big trouble boi

‘‘Tis I the 666th like for I am a cursed soul”

Hello NCR trooper

NCR Trooper When the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

THISS lol. Drakefire in the morning XD

Smellest of... Conquest.

Saracens do naught surf

That. Is. Awesome. I'm stealing that.

*Greekfire

Underrated comment

Full Iron Gambeson

"Whatest thou major malfunction? Didenst thou mother sucor thouest as a babe?"

"Tis my crossbow, Many art thou akin to thee, But thee is mine own..."

@@goop-pe7kn honestly 70's still works as the Vietnam war ended in 1975 if I remember

Ecoute Ici, petit merde 😂😂😂

damn frogs

A man asked of me, "Sire, how canst thou rain arrows upon but women and children?" To which I responded thus: "'Tis an easy task, one need'th not lead the shot as much."

Ye are scribes, aye? Thou must write a chronicle about mine own self

Michael Hall Forsooth! Why shall we ever conceivably herald a tale of thee?

I wholeheartedly second this notion! But, I don't think the project should necessarily be confined to the crusades, this track would do just as well in a movie taking place during the 100 Years War, Wars of the Roses, or any of the other conflicts we were so good at in Europe, back in the days.

@@mace8873 tbh crusades fit cause it's basically 1100s-1300s vietnam (Fighting in a foreign land to stop an Ideology (this time religion) from spreading any further)

also plus it would probably be cool to see crusader knights clash with arabic militants/collations

And the main character has "BORN TO CRUSADE" and a Catholic Cross painted on his helm.

@@Silverwind87 Should probably have a crescent instead of a cross, since he wanted to suggest something about the duality of man

tisnt me, tisnt me, i aint no baron's kin, nay, tisnt me, tisnt me, fortunate i aint been, nay.

You be fortunate as a crossbowman. In contrast to popular believe, professional crossbowmen are elite troops, in Italy and Iberia, they received the same pay as knight. As long as you aren't one of the frontline fodder you be fine. Unless you are the a Genoese fighting for the French....

A most Nobel way to die, truly

prepare thineself for the great big fire cast upon the dense vegetation from the hovering metal bird from above

Ni!

Niiiii!

Ni!

N I

My mother always sayeth life is like a vessel of chocolates. Thou never know what you ist going to recieve.

@@AndreTheSalty Chocolate came from the new world in the 1600s. It would be honeycakes or something.

@@VinceValentine Good point there

Some creature hath biteth mine leg

"Like thy ancestors who perished in e'ry single crusade... Tis thy destiny..." -Sir Dang

I keep wondering if this is due to the cultural zeitgeist coming around. Like, we live in an era where CEOs are the new kings with the same economic disparity, the despair of a plague, violent crackdowns on protests, senseless wars being a racket that these new kings profit from while peasants go to war with nothing but a spear, and the realization that there is STILL the same distance between a Lord and a peasant, in the form of a 1%er and an "essential" worker. The middle ages fascinate me enormously. I read whole books on the subject, and saw the resemblance to our societies around 2014. I think it's people feeling that, during the many crises we have gone through this year alone, that things haven't really changed from the medieval era.

You mean, coincidence?

@@IAsimov I think that comparing capitalism to feudalism is like comparing a father to its son, capitalism is the son of feudalism. They have many things alike but they have different things too. Some of the differences I have in mind are these: Unlike feudalism, capitalism can be transformed and control its inequality. From 1945 to 1980, inequality in the US was not a problem.At that time taxes to the super rich were around 70% today it is like 21%. 2nd, No one has power like the king, CEOs have lots of money but they dont have power like a king. 3rd difference, capitalism after each crisis gets stronger. Feudalism collapsed in the late middle ages due to the black plague, the crusades, fall of constatinople etc... (So every crisis weakend feudalism) Capitalism faced crisis in 1914-1945 were it faced two worle wars, a pandemic, a depression etc.. But capitalism just came out stronger after it. So I dont think we see the middle ages and peasants like our equals, but as our fathers.

@@heyyou7881 On one hand, I think it still counts because any system can end up corrupted in time, no matter how pure the intentions are. A father and a son are two different people, but some traits will remain the same. Not just military and police count as hard power, but money does, too. Once a person or organization becomes so rich they can buy politicians, any premise of representation goes out the window, and they can even pollute governments to collapse. Laissez-faire form Capitalism IS a big problem, especially when considering the concept of Tragedy of the Commons as well. And hell, the problem may not even be that the CEO is too powerful, but that he buys people in government to become even richer. The East India Trading Company had an empire, indeed, but an empire that had to be kept afloat by the British Empire, pulling it downwards. They played a part in causing the debt that would be known as the South Sea Bubble. On the other, I believe you are correct on the fact that Capitalism *can* be fixed (I'd argue that it *needs* to be fixed to end societal and climate unrest peacefully). Adam Smith noted in his book The Wealth of Nations that a market that not only has fair "referees", so to speak, but that also breaks up monopolies, turns even more prosperous than economies where it still allowed some people to keep their power unopposed. And hell, the actual benefit of capitalism is because people, if they know *anyone* has a pretty good shot to a good or even better life, they'll work hard. Again, Adam Smith notes just as much when he compares the worker that sees a lot of money coming his way during hard competition, because bloody hell he feels rewarded and wants that anime figurine more than anything; compared to the poor man that starves, knows he'll just be paid pittances, and barely bothers at all because he knows things won't change. I think the biggest boom post-great depression happened because FDR realized, just as well, that he needed to fix things if his country was to survive. With all of this said, I do not know if this is another rebirth of capitalism or its death. But the similarities are still there, and people are not happy about it. The goddamn year is going through so many crises so fast, people are realizing that things have to change NOW. Off-topic, it always makes me happy to talk about history! You did bring up some really good points to think about. Feudalism lasted from the 8th century, suffered the Black Death in 1350, and faced the Peasants' Revolt in 1381 which heralded the end of feudalism. It may be a bit early to call it, but at the very least, I am seeing things start to change, little by little. They're realizing having a heavily armed upper-class is a stupid thing to have, though they could have learned that from the middle ages and the collapse of the Roman Empire...

IAsimov Well all people should be armed. When a government takes away arms from the people that is when the true oppression begins. Thank God the rioters are the same fools who think guns are bad though.

When was this?

Spanish merchant: please for thy love of god sayeth sike

Weren't Genoese in Crimea?

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

When thou enters the lands of Anatolia, and thy forests start speaking turkish

When thee be'est in a highland field and th'oxen begin to speak'th Gaelic

kinda irritated as ye means the

Whenst the dunes speaketh Caliphate

Saracens

@Jonathan Aguilar hahaha

I'm mad I get this

Lol you're so right lol.

More like Japan

I ain't no khan's son

@@Shaktimaanyt24 Vietnam is more topical. They also got fucked there

Ritwick Samanta you think they only invade japan and lose only there? they did invade today Vietnam and they lose

I love the smell of linear perspective in the morning

notice the rotor blades are actually swords

No it’s attacking the capital of Hell

Ill buy ye a barrel of grog for that one

@@defaultusername123 Same.

Wait isn't that our calva... *gets javlien to face

Nice, but I think victory was a word back then though.

@@JBGARINGAN Oh I know, I just wanted to change it up a bit.

I love the smell of greek fire in the morning... It smells like victory.

the horror

Some dayeth tis, crusade shall end

Absolutely halal

>israel uhhhh?

Ahalan Habibi

@@sussurus Jerusalem but why not???

@@sussurus *Judea

Dues volt!

I guess Eric didn’t pay his electric bill on time since he’s got *dues* for his *volts*;) I’ll see myself out

Fun fact the French had their first 'Vietnam' like experience 150 years earlier when the French seized control over the Iberian peninsula. As it turns out, you can't just force the Spanish king to abdicate his throne to your brother and expect everything to go swimmingly. Unfortunately for Napoleon (no pun intended) he learned that the hard way.

We got Astronomia, Pumped Up Kicks, What is Love, then this.. Not gonna lie, hopefully this becomes a full on trend throughout the year.

same dude

Truly a god's gift

We’ve even had Halo

@@chrysecreative5575 we even have Bad Romance

Julius Caesar, hold my wine.

@š ž why not both?

Off by a couple centuries, no?

@@fuzzydunlop7928 yes

Wrong era.

I’ll buy ye a barrel of grog for that one

yes sir

Glenn of Quagmyre.

Syr Glenn the Marsh-trodder, Incubus at heart, A maiden's man to all

Lord Glenn of House Quagmyre

Whom else but Quogmyre?

You listened to it in during the boat rides, during the march, you'll listen to it in the taverns and brothels...

"Is sustenance permitted in the bunks, Servant Pyle."

T'was his fault for breaking the fast. Still, imagine being pinned and getting beaten with metal greaves stuffed with chain mail for that.

And the rumble of hooves.... LOTS OF FUCKING HOOVES...

@@andrewesmeralda3870 then the Winged Hussars arrive.

@@TheJanvicgwaps *COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE*

@@miracleeskimobattleship2874 veni, vidi, deus vici I came, I saw, God conquered- Jan Sobieski after routing hundreds of thousands of jihadists outside Vienna with the largest cavalry charge in history

Not Medieval.

@Joaquin Nicholas Soriano I think the song "Prithee, Do Not Sit Under Yon Apple Tree" gives me more Battle of Hastings flashbacks, but that may be just me. 😏

Greetings to thy barley fields motherfornicator.

Aye, 'tis triggers horrendous mem'ries of Sterling Bridge methinks

OOOH CRAP *STARTS HAVING MEDIEVAL FLASHBACKS*

*Castillon flashbacks*

Let us make famous tis muddy field of Angincourt Kingg of England..are you afraid for this battle? There is no shame in that..you surrender to me😅😆

@@ericbonofacio4695 Harry The King: Fornicate Thine Self Sir!

when you're man trained from childhood to use a weapon so powerful that it literally warps your skeleton, a weapon that outranges, outpowers or outshoots all other weapons on the battlefield. and the trees start speaking french. (this is a reference to the fact the english lost the hundred years war, but more specifically the battle of Patay where the english archers were crushed by mounted french knights comeing out of the woods)

*St. Crispin's Day intensifies*

@@matthiuskoenig3378 everybody talks about Azincourt but Patay is just, if not more, as glorious

Then probably litterally🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

@@leonvoelker7639 Silver wasn't that expensive, most peasant woman had some kind og silver jewlery, you could get one if you really wanted even if you are poor.

@@lolasdm6959 oh thank you for the information. I never knew that. Hope you have a nice day.

Another fun fact silver is antimicrobial in nature (part of the reason it oxidizes much like copper) and eating with silver implements would lower the overall chances of illness in life as it would help build and/or bolster the immune system. Wealthier families also used silver utensils like spoons as teething toys for their kids for that reason as well as a status presentation, this is where the phrase actually comes from.

​@@natusz109😂 silver boat with rotor

We acted with impunity and we discovered the consequences.

I loveth the smellth of Greek fire in the morning

I useth thy holy hand grenade

Perhaps- “I love the scent of napalm on the dawn, it carries the scent of vict’ry “

Dast thou meanest Greek fire, sir?

*naptha

Aye. There were arrows flying from the very air! They weren't from the air... they WERE the air!

The ale was good though...

EXACTLY what I thought when I heard this. Man, the party's in for a fun surprise.

THE SKIES!!! THEY SPEAK *DRAGON!!!*

furry belongs to thy dark pit of hell!

The saxons must've lost their shit when the normans pulled in atop those contraptions. XD

Canoes are native american that's a long ship

@@isaaceadweard8355 aye indeed are they

That's a drakkar

@@TimothyYshurakhuno I knew someone would correct me. Thank you tho

Thank you Col. Gilgore.

Knights when they be hearing trees speaking a foreign tongue.

Agreed, that would be worth doing!

*Deus vult breathing intensifying*

**Sarracens start breathing heavily**

Take the horses and play the music !

When the trees start saying على الخير للجميع على مستوى

Hurrah

I knew the moment I read “Broken arrow” the movie reference. Excellent comment, sir. Fantastic movie. Thank you

@@FoxholeCleric144 I cosign to your statement.

Lmao

God be praised! Heaven awaits!

This doth be mine crossbow. Verily that there be many akin to it, but this be mine only

@@Decrepit_biker I hope this also gets a

Is this a full metal jacket reference?

Tis my long bow Tis my weapon Tis for fighting And tis for fun

_"...What is thine maj'r discrepancy, ye crooked-nosed knave? Hath thine parents abandoned ye at birth, for they hath not loved thee?"_ *Gets shot with a crossbow*

This nigga dropping bars

@Phil Hahn - Tis a gloriously good one. .^_^.

What are you doing with a scythe? Got to the local smith and turn it into a spear!

thee is a conjungation of thou.