Foxhole Gameplay - War 114 Blemish Clips 

4:48 I can't believe you caught this video! I was the gunner on the "86-c Ranseur Assault Tank" that penetrated the Warden tank twice. This was only my 3rd day playing foxhole and yet I found myself going on the strangest adventure of my life. This is the story of the greatest, stupidest, misfit tank crew... Our story starts at a bridge battle in Origin. I'm focusing on anti-tank duties trying to push the enemy to the other end of the bridge. After about 45 minutes, the enemy assault fails and we destroyed the bridge so a counter attack could be prepared. While waiting for reinforcements, I found myself leading a mortar team shredding infantry on the other side. We finally received reinforcements and rushed our infantry across the broken bridge so our logi could repair it and move our tanks through. Fast forward about 30 minutes after the bridge was finished and the colonials have taken the first relic base on the North side of the bridge. I was simply guarding our construction crews when a tank driver by the name of "Candy Man" drove up and asked if I wanted to man the rockets. I of course jumped at the opportunity to join a tank crew for the first time. Forgive me for not catching the name of the original gunner but he ended up disconnecting thanks to poor connection. Candy Man informed me that I had now been promoted to tank gunner so from here on out I manned the .50cal gun. Now in need of a new rocketeer, we stumbled upon a random engineer named Pac who was building defenses around the relic base. Just like me, this was Pac's 3rd day. Day finally broke and we set off deeper Northwest where we destroyed three enemy spawn bunkers and several pill boxes. Origin was ours. The Colonials next set their hungry gaze upon Westgate. Due to highwaymen and general enemy resistance in the area, Candy Man decided that we would take a barge into a captured port and proceed from there. We would later learn that Candy Man was originally a barge captain ferrying troops to the Westgate port to distract the Wardens from Origin. He simply stumbled upon an unlocked tank and decided to take it for a joyride. We arrive in Westgate to find a hopeless stalemate along the shore. Colonial infantry had been stuck there for God knows how long bravely holding the line slowing the flow of reinforcement for Origin. They were, unfortunately, on the brink of retreat as a Warden 20mm auto cannon tank had recently arrived and started tearing through the exhausted men in green. Our misfit crew could only see two options, run away, or charge blindly to our deaths against a superior Warden tank. Like the idiots we were, we chose option two. Guns blazing and treads grinding, we threw ourselves at the tank screaming as loudly as we could. 1 out of 4 rockets missed and 2 out of 4 bounced. Only one rocket found it's true mark. We knew we were goners... But apparently the Warden tank thought otherwise as it turned around and ran screaming! Looks like Warden tanks are like bears; they look tough but if you make enough noise they spook... or eat you... 50/50... With the Warden tank gone and fresh Colonial armor on the front, the Colies rallied and their leaders gave one simple order, "Protect the tank at all costs!" By our sheer stupidity, we had just become the most vital part of that front! We made a solid three minute push deeper into Westgate without a single step back! By my gun alone, over 20 Wardens perished with the infantry mopping up dozens more. The push made it all the way to the Ai bunkers where our tank destroyed the pillboxes preventing the infantry's progress. Thanks to us, the infantry were able to take about half of Westgate in about under 2 hours! But our time wasn't up just yet as cries for help were heard from the blemish. We located more RPG ammo and set off on our final journey... We arrive in the Blemish to find death and destruction. The Colies are hurting, but one safehouse is holding the line with a narrow corridor and single anti-tank gun holding strong. Unfortunately, that gun only had two rounds left! After about 10 minutes of back and fourth with the enemy, a Warden Silver Hand (not the one you see in the video) got too close to the corridor and ultimately perished at the payloads of our RPGs. We fired our last shots about 5 minutes later before getting rushed and killed. We were the most unlikely crew who knew next to nothing about tanking. But through the hearts of the men we saved and the blood of the Wardens we killed... We were heroes

I would pay good money to watch the Vinnie and Dadamage show.

Why did the collies blemish so fast? Less than a day of it being under-siege and it’s already taken