Frank Kilbride Sunnyside of the Mountain 

Very nice ! Sounds a lot like Hawkshaw Hawkins ! That's always good.

Where did you lose the top of the finger? Was it anything to do with the school girl sneezing?

Some lads would chance anything

Hi Frankie as my granny calls you it is Farrah here John Mccabe s grandson

Frankie remember when you used to shift the school girls getting off the bus and then you knocked one up and it was off to London to get rid of it? Those were the days Frank, when you could drink-drive all your problems away.

Well done Frankie.. Is there no end to your talent ?