Franzia Rose Review: Back To My Roots...Almost!

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Hello, Franzia. On today’s review I’m thinking *inside* the box, if you know what I mean. 🍷😎
Leave your suggestions for future drink reviews in the comments (please be gentle), and be sure to subscribe for more videos.
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@tommyreifel6951 3 года назад

Hit the blunt, chug the Franzia, slap the bag. Wake up at 2pm. Repeat for about 4 years, congratulations I have a bachelors in business administration.

@MorzenMebs 3 года назад

Getting a business degree without coke is an impressive feat.

@Cooe. 3 года назад

@@MorzenMebs Coke with it's stupid short duration is absolutely useless for actually productive activities & work. It's all about the speed (aka amphetamines) on university campuses.

@MorzenMebs 3 года назад

@@Cooe. I'm talking specifically about business majors, not campuses in general, but I'm sure they like their speed as well

@christopherbullock2644 3 года назад

Repeat for the MBA.

@2313rafa 3 года назад

@@Cooe. bro, no one wants to smoke broken windows

@MLettuce. 3 года назад

LIFE HACK: Once you are done with the wine. Blow air into the sack. You just made your self a pillow for when you pass out on your friends floor..

@patliao556 3 года назад

Hahahah underrated comment, I laughed out loud!

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

This is going to be very useful information now, after the divorce.

@davidrozo766 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy good luck with that!

@troopers8 3 года назад

I was looking for a comment like this - any good Australian can tell you that the pillow is very useful for a park bench or mate’s couch pass out session

@MLettuce. 3 года назад

@@troopers8 Ahhh yes... I like to call that Urban Camping.

@UltraThicc 3 года назад

That was textbook bag-slappage. Can tell he's had the necessary college education.

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

Not my first rodeo. 😉

@jmfdm1 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy The best is when you turn the empty bag into a pool toy... no one drowned....

@rajeevjay8586 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy your German is pretty gut

@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy Did you at least take it out for a nice dinner before that smackin?

@sehajt 3 года назад

Don't slap too hard otherwise you'll end up drinking the rest of the wine in a blender jug paired with blueberries and not make it to your next location without some reddish stains on your pants. An analogy/satire/comedy of course 👀.

@rhondathomas7952 3 года назад

My mother has Alzheimer’s. I showed her this video because of an incident that happened a few years ago before she was diagnosed. Here’s how the incident went. She was at my house and my husband asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. She said, “Sure, what year is it!” He held the box up and told her, “Well, it expires in 2018!” Of course we all cracked up! That was a box of Franzia Sweet Red! So back to your video. She was laughing so hard watching you! She still has her sense of humor, but she can’t remember anything! Then abruptly, she stopped and asked me if I remembered the incident I told you about above. I told her that I did, and we laughed some more! Thank you for sparking such a fun memory for us all. I have told all my friends about you, most have subscribed. Keep up the good work Prescott! You never know how you are going to affect others in such a positive way. I know it is all just fun and games, but we all need that in the world. I truly just sent up a prayer for continued success! 😘🙏🏻 God Bless!

@chucklebutt4470 3 года назад

Okay, this is very sweet and took me by surprise. 🤗

@Anonarchist 3 года назад

Ah yes, August, a... vintage.

@alyomally9260 3 года назад

That's awesome

@rhondathomas7952 3 года назад

@@chucklebutt4470 from your name I could see why you would enjoy the story. Ours was a house filled with laughter. 🥰

@CobaltHurricane 3 года назад

Wow this is really wholesome! Was fully expecting a punchline at the end!

@jordanissport 3 года назад

Your wife let you back in the house huh

@Dman40000 3 года назад

lmao

@Alaskar8998 3 года назад

He just broke in to drink her wine

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

She hasn’t changed the locks, so joke’s on her.

@OrionsVantage 3 года назад

Criminally under appreciated channel.

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

Thanks! I appreciate that. 🙏

@timwrigley102 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy Thought about doing a reddit AMA?

@DanielVance 3 года назад

Franzia, the Coca-Cola of wines. That's because it's owned by Coca-Cola.

@RedSaint83 3 года назад

Used to be owned by Coco Cola, but haven't been for 40 years. Pretty cool background story though.

@elizabethhardersen9679 3 года назад

More like the Adirondack cola.

@numanuma20 3 года назад

Really? That explains it.

@bluecapt74 3 года назад

SLAP THE SACK! ...this goes back for me man. Broke college student life.

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

💥👋

@MiddleAgedNerd 3 года назад

"I will judge you - but I won't be insulted." I can see this on a t-shirt.

@geoffreyreuther5260 3 года назад

Looks like Prescott has his catch phrase now.

@Funkgun 3 года назад

This is classic PNW

@Mostlyharmless1985 3 года назад

It really is a marvel of our society that even our "worst" wines would put some of the best wines in ancient italy to shame in their quality and purity. Tasty, cheap, and with 0% lead acetate.

@charliebaker1427 3 года назад

Ah good old sugar of lead

@jaimebibelot4398 3 года назад

I see you're a man of culture as well

@quentins5692 3 года назад

When I was in college there was a girl who walked around a party with a box of Franzia and she’d just drink it straight from the box all night. She and I got along really well.

@TestingGoose 3 года назад

This man has slapped a bag before.

@mikebeckman1769 3 года назад

Dude you are so good at this. Never thought I would subscribe to a sommelier channel, but I’m glad I did!

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

I’m glad you did too!

@edder7157 3 года назад

My sentiments exactly. Subscribed today, after the everclear review showed up on my feed... don’t know why.

@adamolupin 3 года назад

I lost it at the smack! omg. I'm in tears!

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

💥👋

@bruzie900 3 года назад

"This baby can hold so many glasses of wine"

@stevenbarbour1244 3 года назад

Ain't nothing wrong with cheap wine that more cheap wine won't fix!

@aprilvoecks5877 3 года назад

Back around '98-'00, not sure which year, there was a really good year for a few wine makers. Must have been some bumper crops, because they had a lot of grapes left over after making as much wine as their label was licensed to make. What did they do with the extra? Made wine and sold it under a one-off label, of course. We found it at a local liquor store for $5/bottle. Don't remember if the label said who made it. The label was brown. The exact shade of brown of a brown paper bag. The wine name was in all capital block letters: "Cheap White Wine". They also made a "Cheap Red Wine". There was a case of each available in a certain room at the World Science Fiction Convention that year, when 20 or so friends were meeting off-line for the first time. (We all met on a science fiction website.)

@kpelmao8754 3 года назад

@@aprilvoecks5877 lol

@jlee7811 3 года назад

Franzia has been a part of my life for more than half a decade now. In college we used to play slap the bag, until we read a story about how a frat at another college had a herpes outbreak while playing it, so there was a semi-official moratorium on slap the bag. After college with few prospects, I got a job as a server at a relatively nice upper middle tier restaurant chain and learned that the “Cabernet reduction” we used for our steaks was in fact made with Franzia, and you know what? It’s a fucking good steak sauce.

@gamingwithblaise3822 3 года назад

"I would not be insulted if you handed me a glass of this. I would judge you! But I would not be insulted." Fine by me. I'm judged every day!

@akimbofurry2179 3 года назад

I agree with this though.

@someonesomewheresomdeday 3 года назад

We used to do a 5 man relay race called the Tour De Franzia. You never wanted to be the 5th guy that had to finish the box.

@Vickvineager 3 года назад

Tour De Franzia, that’s great! Haha. But seeing’s how I’ve never drank that wine, heard of that game, much less play it. Do tell what happens.

@someonesomewheresomdeday 3 года назад

@@Vickvineager so it's a 5 liter box of wine. you have a 5 person team to run a 5 mile relay race. There was a lot of strategy because you had people htat were good drinkers and some were good runners. Each member drinks their portion and runs their portion and hands the box off to the next person.

@thomnk 3 года назад

It's always good to see you trying something halfway decent, Prescott. Don't forget to hydrate! If you haven't had Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka, I would give that a try in a future video. My friend in college used to use it to make bootleg Long Islands.

@OhLookAKitteh400 3 года назад

As my friends and I were day drinking mimosas via zoom, one of them recommended your channel and the rest of us were not disappointed. The smack at the end was like the cherry on top! Loved it!

@fullthrottleracing7291 3 года назад

I'm glad I found this channel! You are hilarious keep it up!

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

Thanks so much!

@joeldgraff 3 года назад

As much as I love watching you drink swill I think switching it up to recommend your favorite wines under $20 that actually taste good could be helpful for the normies here

@z213x95 3 года назад

I think he has earned enough respect from many of us that I would take his recommendations seriously. I would love to see recommendations under 20 but also recommendations for when we want to spend a little extra for a special occasion.

@gvi341984 3 года назад

Americans should realize all cheap bottled wines are good wines

@silentspring222 3 года назад

@@gvi341984 tell that to Austria in the 80s

@gvi341984 3 года назад

@@silentspring222 Different times

@GetOffMyLog 3 года назад

@@silentspring222 nice deep cut. Good think I like dry not sweet!

@pvtleefapping 3 года назад

Ah, yes, the ceremonious slapping of the bag. Not over zealous, yet not too delicate. I'm somewhat of a man of culture myself.

@tinner5346 3 года назад

Following! Had to after the “oh, there’s the plastic, not in a bad way” comment. Ha!!!!

@MattShafter 3 года назад

We need to review that shirt you're wearing. Very "Franzia husband flipping bratwurst on a Sunday."

@MarkusNemesis 3 года назад

Please review Buckfast! It's a fortified wine with a very infamous reputation in the UK!

@TimBurtonTim 3 года назад

I think that not having 6 bottles out and just a mystery quantity in the box is truthfully part of the appeal.

@akimbofurry2179 3 года назад

Jewish dinner jugs of common table wine would beg to differ.

@MaddyBlu9724 3 года назад

I love Franzia, the kind my family buys is so sweet it is basically like drinking apple juice and gets you drunk super fast. That's what I call an ideal wine, completely optimized.

@LoveK1 3 года назад

Would you mind sharing the flavor? That’s my type of wine. Get me tipsy fast otherwise it’s a waste of my time and calories.

@jhh-jiynks6568 3 года назад

Oh my God, you're a genius. You have incredible sense of humor. Loved the steel reserve episode where you suggested it goes well with axe body spray and a burnt bologna sandwich. Thank you for the laughs, you're awesome

@carrottopevans 3 года назад

Thanks for regularly keeping these going

@kimfuruya9428 3 года назад

Honestly very happy to see you do this for something that isn't awful

@mikethered123 3 года назад

I'm a straight, married man, but you're really freakishly photogenic and handsome, like movie star quality looks, probably without the makeup budget. Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.

@benjaminbrockway5998 3 года назад

I don't even drink, but the amount of deadness in this guys delivery is hilarious.

@Saiintx 3 года назад

When you said “tasting the plastic! Not in a bad way!” I knew this was a channel id enjoy 🤣

@smsauce 3 года назад

Oof, that stuff was the first wine that made me ralph back in college. Four of us finished a bag in 25 minutes, it was being slapped almost continuously, haha! It paired well with pizza going in and back out.

@xydya 3 года назад

I could watch you review any drink at this point

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

🙏🙏

@MrSplic3r 3 года назад

@@unemployedwineguy you say the word, people are going to start shipping you weird booze from around the country just for the pleasure of watching you have to drink it

@femstora 3 года назад

This is the most Basic of Bitch Wines but its still not a terrible wine

@SteveMartinShort 3 года назад

A local restaurant actually serves this as it's House brand wine

@BrightAfternoonProductionsPlus 3 года назад

I can only imagine how cheap THEY can buy it for

@Latchiamnk 3 года назад

A lot do

@theholyduck5520 3 года назад

You will also find boxes of Franzia in the kitchen as conveniently packaged cooking wine that isn't likely to be the line cooks' first choice of "fuck that dinner service I need a drink" booze.

@ed3necho11 3 года назад

I freaking love this channel

@creepingbert 3 года назад

I never thought in my live I'd ever type this sentence. I loved the way you smacked the bag. And here we are, I went and did it. Thanks for that.

@camillrgagne4875 3 года назад

I would give *anything* to see his blooper reel

@carrottopevans 3 года назад

Cheers for the bag slap at the end!

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

It’s a must!

@ralphspradley7988 3 года назад

“I would judge you, but not be insulted”.... I love this guy!

@EricnotErick 3 года назад

This channel is literally perfect

@andynewhouse 3 года назад

Since this is the only one of your reviewed products that I've actually tried, I thought I'd say that I agree with your assessment... "pretty good fruit for coming out of a box" and "completely tolerable." Love the little caveats in the compliments!

@turkeysnot1 3 года назад

Interesting side note, you can blow air into the empty bag to make a pillow for when you pass out.

@TheCheaterofall 3 года назад

My mans got his Sims pool printed and framed

@bibelwalker 3 года назад

After almost every video I subbed. Must say you had me at the first.

@margaretwilson8736 3 года назад

I love this channel! How judgmental you are is just hilarious... You have that Roledex of sarcasm on point! 😂

@turtleofpride4572 3 года назад

I lost it at the look on his face when he slapped the bag. That was just perfect.

@deanh517 3 года назад

How this guy hasnt reached 1 million subs, is a question beyond me

@mikelarsen9388 3 года назад

That bag-slap just earned you at least one new subscriber, fellah.

@SquareOneForge 3 года назад

Closing with the slap the bag! Glad that made an appearance, I can’t say I’ve ever consumed Franzia any other way.

@ZekeJonesFitness 3 года назад

"Hints of he's going to leave you for your mistress" lololololololololololol

@camerontenkel874 3 года назад

This is the most underrated channel on youtube

@mattjaku 3 года назад

I laughed out loud at work when you slapped the bag LMAO

@iandavidson9761 3 года назад

Yo I'm stoked to see that your page is growing and you're creating a following! You should review the Kona seltzers man, those are fucking gnarly.

@keatonkechter7401 3 года назад

This is the best channel on RU-vid

@queerboy8370 3 года назад

Presented differently, this channel's content could be absurdly classist and judgmental of people who genuinely consume and enjoy these drinks. But the way that you approach and present each video is just hilarious. I didn't think "down-to-earth sommelier" is a phrase that could ever be true, but you really come across that way, and it makes it all so much better. (Plus, that bag slap makes it CLEAR that you were/are one of us at heart)

@Devast8r34 3 года назад

Love the bag slap!

@SnarkNSass 3 года назад

My Momma loved the Burgundy. BITD she bought those big green round bottles of Gallo. 🍷🦋✌🏻

@EyesOfByes 3 года назад

Good thing that size isn't for sale here in Sweden, we'd be like England during the Gin craze...

@Mirokuofnite 3 года назад

I use to work at Franzia. Not a bad job, and the free wine around Christmas was nice.

@HisVirusness Год назад

And that game gets DEEPER!

@K_hessel 3 года назад

Well I'm sold, this is some quality-ass-ain't-gonna-get-much-better-than-this type content, and I love it.

@CaptIronfoundersson 3 года назад

In Australia, they call boxed wine "goon" for some reason and drink it straight out of the bag.

@Oosh21 3 года назад

Let's send him a Fruity Lexia and a Hills Hoist. GOON OF FORTUNE!

@z213x95 3 года назад

Hey Prescott, do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it.

@foxman150 3 года назад

Your reviews are the overall feeling of EVERYONE with 2020 lol I love your videos very good and well scripted.

@foxman150 3 года назад

Also I could watch you smack that bag over and over again that face OMG so comical

@LeoJaguarYou 3 года назад

Such a beautiful ending 👌🏼

@brooksington4696 3 года назад

Thank you for this!

@KidtheIcarus 3 года назад

Sir, you have made smart-assedness into an art. Bravo!👍

@MrMoney331 3 года назад

That slap at the end got my Sub!

@jakejaylee123 3 года назад

I blushed when he slapped the bag. 🤭

@RyanHarrisRynbowl 3 года назад

I found this channel by chance. I subscribed for the bag slap 🤣

@ManOfThr 3 года назад

Mike's Hard Lemonade Twisted Tea? Oooh here's a throwback: Alize

@Logers 3 года назад

i dont drink but this channel is so great

@TNTspaz 3 года назад

I thought I had no exposure to wine but for some reason I remember that box. Like sitting in the back of the cupboard when I was growing up

@Alquerian 3 года назад

That slap at the end got a well earned Subscribe.

@seansweeney810 3 года назад

I love this channel

@HighWarlordJC 3 года назад

It's amazing how the box manages to portray what it looks like to pour into a glass and what it looks like when you're throwing up shitty wine from a bag.

@theelectricant98 3 года назад

your best yet

@unemployedwineguy 3 года назад

Thanks!

@liaevans4483 3 года назад

Just found your videos and you're amazing.

@dj-speedycake 3 года назад

the goon slap at the end, good shit

@HellaBoredPerson 3 года назад

I don't actually believe you are a sommelier. But I do think your channel deserves more attention.

@suzyjohnson2974 3 года назад

As someone who has been a wine professional since the mid 1990s, I agree. His horrible glass makes me doubt his credibility. 😂

@athompson5080 3 года назад

Who was the dislike from?? Abby?

@motivationmovement9261 3 года назад

I love this man great content your hilarious and handsome keep em coming man 🤣🤣🤣

@jennabolmgren 3 года назад

Getting caught up on some of these classics and literally mouthed “48” at the same time you did. Excellent scoring indeed.

@Bocchi-the-Rock_ 3 года назад

My grandma on my dad's side used to visit a lot when I was young and she was always carrying a six-pack or two of Coors Light and a box of Franzia. I don't ever think there was any left

@scooby8058 3 года назад

I like how whether he’s reviewing ever clear or the finest champagne he still has the same enthusiasm

@chrismills8251 3 года назад

You smacked the bag!

@AlexandriaTheGreat 3 года назад

We used to take it out of the box and throw the bag to each other around a nice bonfire. Due to the bag inside resembling astronaut food packages, we called it "the space bag". "Hey Brad! Pass the space bag!"

@CharLotte-rj8cq 3 года назад

Umm, this is my first video to view of you, and I love you .

@Illinformed.lasvegas 3 года назад

When he slapped the bag I slapped the subscribe button

@seosamh433 3 года назад

In Australia, we called boxed or cask wine goon. Goon is treated with reverence and is a cultural staple. Alcohol is quite highly taxed in Australia and therefore expensive. Goon is a startlingly cheap (about $1.93USD per litre at its' cheapest) and along with miscellaneous Chinese grain alcohols (known collectively as "poison") are most people's first drink. The traditional consumption of goon involves removing the goonbag, or sack, from the box, holding the goonbag above one's head and drinking directly from the spout. For some, this image calls to mind Romulus and Remulus drinking from the she-wolf's teat, but replace the foundation of Rome with a chon (punch-on) in the carpark of a train station or supermarket. Alternative methods also include attaching the goonbag to a Hill's Hoist rotating clothesline and spinning it, or lying flat on your back and having goon poured into your mouth by a mate. Goon is best paired with absolutely nothing or hand-rolled cigarettes with reused filters.

@Vickvineager 3 года назад

That slap was so satisfying!