One of the jobs that I had in Korea what's the check the storm drainage ditches for drunk Personnel who fell in there so they wouldn't drown. Found a sergeant major in there once
Should have ended with the Captain slapping the face of the Admiral to wake him up and did wake him up, to the horror of the xenos who all thought he was unalive. And the only answer the Captain would have given was a mummer under his breath of.. EVERY.. SINGLE... MONTH. With the Admiral saying: "Yeah, yeah.. But they really have good stuff hear", while drunkenly walking in a not so straight line. Got to say I miss these Humans are OP type stories.
The Admiral got PTSD from his Gunny during his cadet days ahahaha And the General is definitely wearing an Eyepatch and has a prosthetic arm that is steampunk by design(requested by th general herself)
Great story; Excellent narration! This is what happens when the Star Corp only serves synthehol. Everyone goes out and gets drunk on the local alcohol when they are in port! LOL!!!
Here is a like and comment for the story, for the laugh, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Home run story! Reminds me of when I was an Army NCO and pulled Courtesy Patrol. We’d wear our dress greens and drive around in an Army truck looking for belligerent drunks in foreign bars. We offered them a choice: get in the back or the MPs are gonna show up and beat you sober.
@@captbart3185 MPs couldn't or didn't want to touch us. Our group was 1 Colonel, 2 Majors, 1 Captain, and one Staff Sergeant. (me) They did haul off 2 Navy guys who were passed out.
Back when I was a 2nd class petty officer in the navy, I used to end up with shore patrol duty quite frequently when I was stationed on a ship based in Yokosuka Japan, but it was basically the same idea: Round up drunks in town & haul them back to their ships before the local cops or Masters at Arms (Navy MPs) had to get involved.
This was wonderful to listen to man, truly. I was on the road listening to it and laughing loud enough for people to look at me wondering what is up with this man 😂😂😂. For The Algorithm. And by the way if you see this one of my best intros of you was the "and the nanit swarm will steal your other sock". Always loved it.
Long live Agro Squirrel and long may his narration continue. - on the story: When they learn alcohol is poison only in VERY LARGE quantities to humans, and humans WILLINGLY drink small amounts of it for entertainment. LOL Meanwhile the captain is upset at his superiors addictions, while he lights up the most addictive and deadly addiction a cigarette.
A hilarious sketch by Bob Newhart, hallowed be his name, role playing as a European beaurocrat trying to understand Sir Walter Raleigh trying to explain tobacco. Someone should do a HFY version.
I can't even think of anything more than LOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!! My wife told me to shut up or I am going to smother you, after telling me 4:20 is 4:20 no am or pm. On Green Bhaa Haa Haa. My eyes are watering from holding my laughing. Every month Bhaa Haa Haa!
Fortunately there are enzyme pills to speed up the metabolism of alcohol so the admiral will be ready for the meeting. On the other hand all they do for the hangover is make you aware of it sooner.
@@liwojenkins Very much wrong. I'm a Navy veteran. High ranking officers that are routinely in a diplomatic position KNOW BETTER than to get falling down drunk during a formal engagement where doing so could create a serious diplomatic incident. Maybe YOU haven't paid that much attention to military related news over the last few years where more than a few senior officers in all branches of service have been relieved of command due to "loss of confidence" or even scandal because of the incidents they were a part of.
though , i still take bosses that have uses and who's quirks is to keep them sane and productive over useless twats that decides messing up the dam schedules , trying to move personal around in bumbling ways that becomes counter productive about as soon as they get the thought to do it all to a so sooo thinly covered desire of ''look! me doing tings to! not just a mouth piece reporting higher ups and siting on my ass shuffling papper pointlessly for 30 days out of 31 every month'' what.. noo ,this story did not at all strike any cord in my own life nope ,no no no i dont understand what you might gotten that idea from dear third party reader ^^
Dude, he didn't write the story, chill out. Also it was comedic, not actual racism. You're getting upset over nothing. If someone can go from "one of my favorite audio readers" to "AI would be better" to you, over such a nothingburger then you need some serious help.
