Freestyle Rapper distracted by HOTTIE in crowd

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Chris flirts with a gorgeous audience member, before dropping an insane, off the dome freestyle rap, improvised and based entirely on people's suggestions...with a few bars roasting the object of his affection.
🔥 LAWNCARE 🔥
🔥 ASH WEDNESDAY 🔥
🔥 CHILDREN ON LEASHES 🔥
🔥 ANDY’S 50TH BIRTHDAY 🔥
🔥 PERSONAL INCOME TAXES 🔥
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper with 11 years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival under his belt. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
Book a personalised freestyle rap at www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy
Follow Chris on Instagram at / christurnercomedy
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Beat: ‘King Kong' - H3 Music : • *FREE FOR PROFIT* Emin... Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Los Angeles.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #harrymack #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady #godzilla

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@MrRazzlesnaff 4 года назад

I'm such a straight idiot. Chris went on about this hot dude for like two minutes, and my straight ass is sitting here going "Ok yeah, he's handsome I guess, but where is the girl"

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

If i can provide entertainment, but also make viewers question their heteronormative concepts of hotness at the same time, my work here is done

@joshualong7517 4 года назад

#metoo 😆

@alex.muntean 4 года назад

Lmao, same. When the beat started I realized the title was about that dude. 🤣

@AyeGonZ 4 года назад

I've also been duped

@michaelwine888 4 года назад

Epic fail, just did the exact same thing. Chris schooling us with the intentional click bait :)

@rogerfederer9523 4 года назад

I did not expect that when I read HOTTIE in a title.

@KadurOrdo 4 года назад

Yeah, well played

@lucia-madridnishinojurado 4 года назад

Roger Federer it definitely made me more interested

@davidvivsik6576 4 года назад

I was just watching one of Federers matches and your username confused me lol

@deericaallen9782 4 года назад

Roger Federer lol me either

@lakeside_serenity167 4 года назад

One more Roger. Let's go for 21..

@timehawk2874 4 года назад

If this guy never even rapped a word I would still have left thoroughly entertained as his crowd work is incredible.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Awwww thank you

@OptimistPrime 4 года назад

Fun fact, the name "Kevin" literally means "handsome"

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

holy shit you're right!

@-Saulgood- 4 года назад

Kevin Derek Penner ...... I see what ya did there ...

@CrypticBrush 4 года назад

As a fellow Kevin can confirm

@Valkyier911 4 года назад

The Office approves

@Archoles 4 года назад

@@CrypticBrush im sorry

@kenbrunet6120 4 года назад

My fav bit of the rap: The kid on a leash to keep him away from Kevin's lustrously enthralling golden pectorals lol

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

gotta keep the children safe

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@skirval_ 4 года назад

My dream is for Chris to throw Kevin into a rap some other time, bit like an easter egg for all his fans😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

lol that would be very silly

@LightGesture 3 года назад

I second that. Lol

@arcachata4137 3 года назад

It would be cool! Hahaha

@themaximalista 2 года назад

I cried laughing when you were holding the stand as a leashed child 😂

@tomcarrow 4 года назад

I wish my name was Tom with a P, like Pterodactyl... then I would be much cooler.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

at starbucks you know they'd say put-tom the nthey shout your order

@tomcarrow 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner Yes! Then my life would be complete.

@XEinstein 4 года назад

I'm planning to name my child something like Hank, but it pronounced as Mike.

@aasutossh 4 года назад

@@XEinstein you are a devil, aren't you?

@XEinstein 4 года назад

@@aasutossh luckily I'm married to an angel, so I guess my child is save

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks for watching guys! *Subscribe* for new videos every Wednesday, and I *livestream* on Saturdays at 1pm (PDT), so tune in for that! Kevin, if you see this video, text me: +1 (213) 267-7913* *also I'm bored, so if anyone wants to text, they're welcome

@DoMooreOutdoors 4 года назад

This is awesome lol.

@tuffiben5931 4 года назад

mate, u are really a freestyle genius. With that being said, if this is your real number, you are SO gonna regret sharing it hahahah Keep on being amazing man, hope u'll get the massive attention u deserve

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

BUT GUYS IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER (you have to sign up [completely free] once you text it because I gotta keep myself safe from crazies, but it is actually my number)

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! and IT IS! this company gave a bunch of people a separate number so we can chat to fans etc. - it's like a mailing list, but texts instead of emails. Just trying it out :)

@oslonorway547 4 года назад

Oh shit, that threesome finally about to happen. 😁

@sliceofpai 4 года назад

That was fucking incredible,as always, thanks for consistently blowing our minds, Khris!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

THANK YOU!

@MrGriff305 10 месяцев назад

@@ChrisPJTurnerHow do you get the topics planted in the audience? If this is truly spontaneous, then they should study you in a lab.

@yourcrazybear 4 месяца назад

@@MrGriff305 "How do you get the topics planted in the audience?" He doesn't.

@mswwfman 4 года назад

When you said distracted by a hottie I was not expecting this 😂 . Great video it was hilarious!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Hehe I tricked you! Thanks :D

@keshav9548 4 года назад

This was just a confession to Kevin in the form of a rap

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Damn right it was

@nikhilvasudev6861 4 года назад

Best part Chris flirting with kevin 😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

best part of my week, too

@aidenwalk1118 3 года назад

I’m straight but my friend Emma thought this guy was cute. Since she wasn’t going to say say anything I came up and said, “ You looking kind of cute. Sheeesh.” He was like,” Dude what the fuck,” Lowering his voice, squaring up and everything. He legitimately wanted to fight because he got hit on by a guy. People who are insecure about their masculinity is so funny. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time and just take it as a compliment.

@babybirdhome 2 года назад

That actually happens here in the US all the time, too, it just doesn’t make the news so much. If you have gay friends though, you’ll see the real America through their eyes. Thankfully it’s not that widespread, but it definitely happens more than people would expect.

@daved2352 2 месяца назад

I was homophobic as a teenager, then in my twenties a lot of gay guys used to hit on me and I came around to seeing it as a compliment, then in my thirties I realised I was into guys but none of them hit on me anymore 😢

@mrbigg151 4 года назад

Idk how he does this EVERY time. The ideas are sooo random and he just makes whole azz stories with em lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@adrnjgr 3 года назад

You're really not helping with my RU-vid addiction, good sir.

@XEinstein 4 года назад

8:46 so no one is commenting on his rhime "choose the day before" (Wednesday) with Tuesday 😳😳 That was just brilliant, Chris!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

THANK YOU KINDLY

@kcarter0001 4 года назад

Sometimes I enjoy when the crowd picking out the words section more than the rap.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Sometimes I do too! This was one of those, I think.

@sunkid86 3 года назад

The talent of this guy is amazing. I wonder why he isn't more largely appreciated in the music industry because this seems to be outstanding to me. Ha has really smart lines.

@kenneththorberg6914 3 года назад

It was long ago the music industry was interested in talent. It just requires obedient and lame personality with as less resistance to the schedule as possible.

@trevorgreen8615 Год назад

@@kenneththorberg6914 Music industry doesn't how to market his talent. Plus they are inherently lazy and go for the easy route. Coupled with the fact that they don't even invest in bands these days.

@The_Pilon 4 года назад

Dude I love when you pick up things from the crowd and mic it in your rap (other than the suggestions) great one!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! It's lots of fun, but hard to film without multiple cameras. Make sure you check out MC Supernatural, he's the guy that came up with it and is still killing it.

@mendelson6052 4 года назад

The Kevual harassment took this from good to great! 😂 You’ve got yourself another fab.

@EnglishEloquenceMoscow 3 года назад

This dude produces a track on the spot. Incredible talent, much love man.

@braidynwright02 4 года назад

You’re soooo good. Bring the crowd more into it such as their names cause it brings more of a story to it

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! And that's a nice idea!

@argusrogue69420 3 года назад

"Ash Wednesday" Well that escalated quickly

@hilmarlindstrom2056 4 года назад

I miss the "drop that beat good sir"

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

It'll be back, don't worry!

@MSF93 3 года назад

This dude was born to make people laugh and bring them together for a fun time 👍

@chrisp9824 4 года назад

That plot twist on the clickbait had me dying laughing :D Good thing, that Kevin was a good sport about it, at least I think he was considering you are still alive and well ;P I met one dude who was so ripped, that all guys around were obsessed about it and no one even thought about homosexuality.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! I try and abide by the rule, make it clickbait but make it true. Kevin was really lovely about it, it was great that he could laugh at himself, I hate it when people get all 'how dare you insult me'.

@chrisp9824 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner Yup, one of few kinds of people that I struggle to find common ground with. Talking to someone who reacts like that feels like walking trough a mine field - not much fun and it can suddenly blow up in your face ;P Example from my life: when I was working in UK one buddy saw that I'm vaping and told me, that people call it "douche flute". I found it extremely funny and when I switched to "mod", bigger boxy battery I came up with the term "douche box" and it makes me laugh to this day :D Also I'm wondering how av. lenght of comments/replies changed in last few weeks, not much for me since I was always too elaborate ;P PS: My nick here is silly, it means "pants for fishing in a river, with a hole in them" but my name is also Chris. If you are still reading this you might be as bored as me ;]

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

@@chrisp9824 A fellow Chris! :D :D :D

@AlexRomanov1 3 года назад

Man who gets offended over being called you're handsome and have a nice chest lol

@spencersmustache2844 4 года назад

Kevin with a C is kinda fancy

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

lol i hadn't thought of that

@TomRNZ 4 года назад

Kevin with a "C" would be pronounced "Seven" :-)

@spencersmustache2844 4 года назад

@@TomRNZ Fancy af

@ahmedaizi1477 4 года назад

Ceven

@852internationalconnect 4 года назад

Would be pronounced like chevien lemao

@stephanieking7391 3 года назад

Chris said bi rights and I couldnt be happier

@joshsheppard6892 3 года назад

"This show was pre-corona btw" you have my sub.

@malop.2941 4 года назад

I was expecting to be click baited, but I was highly entertained. Great job man, you're hilarious!

@OpenMind3000 4 года назад

Sweet

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

My favourite taste

@unfortunato 4 года назад

2 of my favorite channels commenting, what a day

@GtaRockt 3 года назад

Wo kommst du denn auf einmal her haha

@filmecke2618 3 года назад

Omg haha nice

@ashento6011 3 года назад

Open Mind, hier, faszinierend.

@banjaxed73 2 года назад

@Mr. Turner - Holy f***! I'm not quite sure how I stumbled on your channel, but I've been watching your vids all day, and I haven't stopped laughing yet. How on earth do you do it?! How do you take the most arcane audience suggestions, and work them all into an improvised rap (sometimes riffing on the crowd's more mundane ideas), seamlessly incorporating every single one of the things shouted out by the spectators - and still stay on-beat, keeping the rhymes going while barely pausing for breath? You, sir, have a unique, and truly enviable, talent. I'd write more, but...well, I want to watch more of your videos.

@smithrooks 4 года назад

Always appreciate your talented raps! It's 2am for me but I just had to watch it asap. And also thank you for being so engaged and replying to so many comments :D

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

No worries! and thanks for staying up :)

@sean2743 3 года назад

So somehow i managed to stumble on one of you're videos.. "and have to admit" im not much for most rap, but free rap earns my respect fully. truly amazing and very talented. sub'd, liked, and commented . it was really refreshing to watch after working a 12 hour shift .. plans to watch all ;)

@MrMartinSchou 4 года назад

That one was fantastic. The only thing that could have been slightly better was if Kevin had stood up and let the crowd see his body.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks Martin! I know! Such a shy guy considering he has such big boy titties.

@ChuloDavidcito 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner Big Boy Titties..... an excellent band name!

@leemcmullan 4 года назад

how is he getting better than he already was. you are on FIRE Khris!!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Awww thanks Lee!

@leemcmullan 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner You are unbelievably brilliant and witty! Seeing you "in your zone" is so inspirational!

@waynevanson277 4 года назад

In Australia, ash Wednesday is a day we had big fires. Fun fact!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't know that, or it would have been hard to keep it from slipping in

@Dan91 4 года назад

Fun fact, from who do you think australians got their manners and culture? lol

@thegorn 4 года назад

Every day is an ash day in the Australian summer lol. Place goes up like a bonfire for weeks

@caelanharamis5660 4 года назад

Nah not weeks, months mate. We have just put it all down to ash December, ash January, ash February etc. :)

@waynevanson277 4 года назад

@@Dan91 the Brits!

@walkastray007 4 года назад

This beat was SICK and whenever the "drop" hit it was like.... giving me goosebumps

@otbeal7130 4 года назад

Feel like some of the British humour went straight over their heads

@psytogamu739 4 года назад

If that rap was a human, it would have perfectly chiselled pectorals

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

😂

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

& for gods sake keep your children away

@kwgamer7448 3 года назад

Freestyle Rapper: What do you want me to rap about? Crowd: Yelling the Whitest things ever. 😂🤣

@yellowpineapple6107 3 года назад

The lawn care part of the rap was so so good looool

@slumpboitay181 4 года назад

I finished the whole vid before I noticed the dude was the “HOTTIE”😂

@BruceWayne-mv1gb 3 года назад

Chris, you are seriously amazing man. love all your songs, keep up the great work.

@Sari36YT 4 года назад

Amazing rap and amazing crowd work. Smiled all through this one!

@garage187able 4 года назад

You always brighten my day!! Thanks

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

It’s an honour and a privilege

@danh4435 3 года назад

The only line he uses again and again is the Introduction of not being as as as you'd think it be lol

@Jordan-Blake 4 года назад

This had my eyes watering, I was laughing so hard😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Glad to hear that!

@MarianneHMiettinen 3 месяца назад

Kevin had my mouth watering :P

@OnlyoneComma 4 года назад

Anyway I'm offshore sitting on the beach where is my child going oh yeah here on a leash, you'll never get 4 to 3 feet from me, I'll unattach, you'll never be free .. 😅 deaad and him using the microphone prop killed it 🙌💯🔥

@ravenaussie3760 3 года назад

I like how this guy can come up with a rap on the spot better than any I could write.

@dimipapauk 4 года назад

Brilliant!! Smashed it out the park once again! Well done Kris*

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

THANKS (and thanks for the K)

@vlanzingmanz 4 года назад

I read the title and thought: Oh, what was Chris done this time?

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

hehehe i am a naughty boy

@Jpmasterkey 2 года назад

Just found you this morning!! Amazing!!

@prof_pubg 2 года назад

This is the best page i ve stumbled on in months

@KrischKrisch 4 года назад

"Kevin? Oh that's a shame isn't it" Geez that poor man xD Also: My name is Kristian so I'm the cooler kind of Kris :p

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Hehehe I'm so mean sometimes. Also you are the cooler kind and I am very jealous!

@kenbrunet6120 4 года назад

"i wanted you to be like, you know, a handsome name" LOL

@user-md4nm6tb8d 4 года назад

I'm kool too

@pinkhairedgirlwhomakesedit2404 4 года назад

"It won't be as atrociously bad as you're expecting a privately educated, middle class white boy to be" 😂😂 LOL Love watching these vids, u make it look so easy Also poor Kevin with his head down every time😂😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! And yep, poor Kevin!

@marklinstead4808 2 года назад

Only in the last few days have i come across Chris and his Rapping, man he nails it every time so bloddy funny will be following him from now on

@luna-p Год назад

This is my favorite so far. No one mentioned the queen or colonization and I'm at work on Easter Sunday doing people's taxes 😄

@chazalad22balisongtricks27 4 года назад

0:50 I’m also from Manchester and I can confirm this 😂

@brrt1683 3 года назад

Chris: Wow, you chest is great Kevin! *Chris's wife has entered the chatroom Also Chris: Kevin? What an ugly name.. *under breath* call me

@Frell1982 3 года назад

One of your best acts I’ve seen yet 💕

@johnparker9663 3 года назад

Man the efforts you put in your act is mind blogging. Please keep us Entertain in this covid virus filled world. Thank you and may god of wealth may always give you her blessings.

@ReGGiEbayer95 4 года назад

Gets big because bullied as a child...bullied as an adult too!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

🤣

@cheekya5770 4 года назад

10/10 would marry this guy. He’d have me laughing all the way to the grave.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

You’ll have to fight my wife/convince her polygamy is the way forward

@catedoge3206 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner :o

@NinjutsuSeeker 4 года назад

Lmao

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner I'm sure there's a line of us, & if any are in wheelchairs they may not skip line. 😘🥰

@dobletroubleify 3 года назад

Thia was a great video, definitely exceeded my expectations. I appreciate you for making me laugh😁

@Galerak1 2 года назад

By far your funniest (and best) audience interaction and rap yet.

@jknMEMES 3 года назад

7:34 Sorry, but it really sounded like "where's my child gun" 🤣

@DadsVSgames 4 года назад

kevin got completly battered there, that was brilliant Kris ;)

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

hehe thanks! love teasing audience members when I'm in the mood

@choices4good 3 года назад

OMG, I love your fun tastic nature. Each time I watch your video I get up and start dancing to the beat. We need more of this in the world, this gathering of community for fun and laughter and togetherness. Much love for you. Peace

@docoftheworld Год назад

I can't believe you didn't link turning 50 to colonoscopy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TrollJokuMaster 4 года назад

This is so impressive like damn. Who can think of that on the spot!? I know there is probably some technique to it but still, very cool!

@viperbyte6402 4 года назад

My first thought on seeing the title to this new video, was, Genuinely, “But Chris, you’re MARRIED, dude!”

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

hehe - i added the 'married' disclaimer on stage so I think I'm in the clear

@AmmosB 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner yh mrs wants some too huh!

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

Hes just secure

@TommyBarnezTV 3 года назад

I got recommended one and binged 4 in a row 😂 dude kills it

@RickAnderson1 4 года назад

ya,,right on Chris...stellar (as usual) and I almost feel like you acted on my encouragement for you to get those smiles from the audience on video and edit them in. ;> Best from Vancouver. BC.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

haha, a bunch of people were saying it, so thanks for the encouragement! And thank you!

@shantyman161 4 года назад

That was amazing. I waste hours on YT (hinding from the kids in the bathroom - you other dads know what im talking about) and really really seldomly do i get laugh fits like just know. Well done, Chris with a C. Well done! Subed.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Hi Joachim! Thanks, that’s awesome to hear! And i can’t wait to have kids so I can practice your tactic.

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

BAWAHAHAH I'm a mom, & I was laughing so hard my son came to see, (he is 13) so I just had to show him 🤣🤣

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

Btw, he said "mom, your old" 🤣🤣 I said, but not as old as Andy!

2 года назад

this is such a talent, you made my day Chris. came all the way from Eminem's freestyles to yours and c'mon I had more fun with this half comedy half free-style kind of rap :D

@audiolatte Год назад

GEEEZUSSS MAN!!!! How TF can your brain process information so fast??? Your skills are not human, astounding

@jayeshpatil8497 Год назад

Loved it brother , can't imagine the amount of efforts it took to master this skill 😄

@GymCritical 4 года назад

I was semi-concerned when you said “I do not pay that tax”

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

I PUT A DISCLAIMER PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN

@GymCritical 4 года назад

Chris Turner I won’t tell if you don’t 😏

@ayanolouch9615 4 года назад

😂

@firestorm996 4 года назад

I'm hitting that like button and I haven't even got to the rap yet 😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

😎

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

Same

@junioragcaoili4560 4 года назад

I dont even have to play the video to give a thumbs up cause I know its gonna be amazing. You're gifted

@devinlucas8893 3 года назад

Love the raps Chris you have inspired me to start rapping thank you so much ,love the funny content

@yawhatever9482 4 года назад

Honestly someone from the audience needs to start asking chris more shit about all things nerdy. See if he really knows everything. I'm not talking book smart nerdy either. I'm talking comics. Games. D&D

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

I've had a bunch like this - come to a livestream and throw some in the chat!

@StreamdancerSmurgle 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner If I was there, this would be the interaction -> Chris: "What about this section here?" Me: "Bardic interactions with Balrogs!" Chris: "Ok, and how is the bard specifically interacting with the Balrog?" ;-)

@wagonet 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner where and when do you livestream?? would love to catch this.

@oslonorway547 4 года назад

That awkward moment when you're either married by the time you became famous and started meeting hotter chicks, OR That despairing moment when your wife is an _understanding Progressive,_ but you only run into chicks that don't compare. ... Can't have both, gotta pick one.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

😂

@borisregain7512 4 года назад

Brilliant mate. Doing the UK proud!

@kba 4 года назад

Watching your old videos compared to now is crazy, you're doing it so effortlessly now lol

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

awww thanks! practice makes perfect :)

@mmanews5604 4 года назад

Kevin went red as hell haha

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

it was so funny how shy he got, considering he was walking round with his chest JUST OUT

@jostert 4 года назад

shit dude, thats some talent you got to carry around there! awesome

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thank you! 😊

@raulpalk2720 4 года назад

Another great one! Really hoped to catch your show in München during my exchange semester but I guess now I'll have to wait until you come to Estonia in a few years hopefully.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! And yeah, sorry about that!

@misfitbritt Год назад

I truly want sure wtf to expect... but you certainly didn't disappoint! Well done! 👏

@martinprior2565 4 года назад

Broo I wasnt expecting the Hottie to be a guy😂

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

I’m a trickster

@babychicks0748 3 года назад

Y'all are probably wondering what's taking so long for him to rap!?!?! But he's actually multitasking by talking to the audience while coming up with lines in his head. Well at least that's what I think🤔

@meganheller4100 3 года назад

im thinkng the same! how does he entertain while maintaining and planning....

@ericacarr6345 3 года назад

Cuz @Chris Turner is the shit

@Gadolinium64 2 года назад

The lawn care section was straight fire

@DroneHDTV 2 года назад

youve made me smile for over 3 hours im now 50. TY

@Cindy-ls3dj 4 года назад

Its amazing you can do what you do. Give me all year and I still couldn't come up with good funny lyrics like you do in under 5 minutes. You're very talented and very smart.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thank you Cindy, that’s a very kind thing to say!

@unfortunato 4 года назад

I just wanna know how your brain is wired. Your content is absolutely fantastic, and the flow and delivery once you mentioned the kid on the leash was super tight. Hope your quarantine is going well and wishing you and your family all the best ✌🏻

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks! I think it’s just a normal brain, but I’m just a bit more practiced in accessing the bit of it that does stuff like this. I wish I could do one of those ‘raps in a brain scanner’ things! Thanks, and straight back to you too!

@anyexpat Год назад

I do not rap never have and never will but i think with some practise i could do this. The beat gives him license to rhyme for as long as he needs and he is telling stories line by line, so long as you know you can always pull 1 more line out you will sometimes by design and sometimes by accident line up the words. I know what i mean its hard to say but with the same beat and punching out short sentences you can find rhymes for basically anything.

@anyexpat Год назад

Theory correct, chair,ttowel dumbell bowl, just made one up in my head in seconds.

@gumpgod12 4 года назад

How you haven't hit a million subscribers is beyond me. Great video as usual!

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

thanks! hopefully one day!

@frankyymilkyy9001 Год назад

1.2M already =)

@alaric1170 4 года назад

This man is a bonafide genius.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thank you! I love the word bonafide.

@heliumfreak5364 4 года назад

When your being given the ideas for the rap are you formulating rhymes in your head our thinking about things your going to mention or do you do it completely ad lib?

@MediumHalf 4 года назад

He discusses this in his "How to Freestyle" video- he does it completely on the fly, no preparation. You should check out his vid, it's a solid education.