French Bread Pizza: Pizza or Glorified Bread? || Really Dough? 

Craving more? Find out what Mark thinks of lasagna pizza on last week's episode: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gV_DQ90LRMI.html

6:00 Mark "its got sauce, its got cheese." that impression was spot on hahahahaha

Eagerly waiting for Mark to snap.... Please make it happen you guys 😋

For those wondering, here are all 12 of Mark’s rules so far, including all variations, in order of their first appearance (rewatched every episode for this). Personal comments between /* */. 1a. Sauce, Cheese, and Dough (S1E1,2,3,4,6) 1b. Sauce. Cheese. Dough. That’s it. (S2E1,3,4,6;S3E6) 1c. Dough. Sauce. Cheese. That’s it. (S3E4,7) /* So, according to versions b and c, "that's it," is pepperoni pizza not pizza??? */ 2a. You walk into a pizzeria, the smell should punch you in the face. (S1E1,4) 2b. When you walk into a pizzeria, the aroma should punch you right in the face. (S2E1,3,5,7) 2c. When I walk into a pizzeria, I want that smell to punch me in the face. (S3E1,2,3,6) 3a. Pizza tastes best served right out of the oven. (S1E2,5,6) 3b. Pizza must be eaten hot out of the oven. (S2E2) /* So, in version b, "must," is cold pizza not pizza??? */ 4. 500 degrees across the board. (S1E1,2,5) /* Aren’t most pizza ovens a lot hotter? */ 5. Make it really good. (S1E1,3) 6a. A pizza should look better than it tastes. (S1E1,2,3,6) 6b. Pizza should look as good as it tastes. (S2E1,2,3,4,6,7;S3E1,2,3) /* Which is it? "Better" or "As good"? */ 7. Pizza should be eaten with your hands, never a fork and knife. (S2E1,2,5;S3E1,4,5,7) 8a. Pizza dough: flour, water, yeast. Nothing else. (S2E2,4,5) 8b. Pizza dough should be made from flour, water, salt, and yeast. Nothing else. (S3E1,5) /* So, is salt allowed, or not? */ 9. Real Pizza needs to have the finest and ingredients. (S2E3,4,7) 10. Pizza should be baked in an oven. (S2E5,6) 11. Pizza should be round or square-no other shape. (S2E7) 12a. You should taste the town that the pizza came from. (S3E1,2,3) 12b. A city’s got flavor; you should be able to taste that when you eat there. (S3E4,5,7) 12c. A city’s got flavor; you should be able to taste that in their pizza. (S3E6) Other ‘Rules’ and Comments of Note (rewatched some, but not all, of every episode): A. S1E3: “No dessert; pizza and calzone, leave me alone.” B. S2E3: “You can eliminate the sauce, and just have cheese, and have a pizza; you can eliminate the cheese, and just have sauce, you still have a pizza… You can eliminate one of the two, meaning, sauce and cheese, and you still have a pizza.” Ci. S2E6: “Don’t you ever bring me a rainbow pizza.” Cii. S2E6: “I like it so much, that I’m going to have to say it’s pizza.” D. S2E8: “Scott is no longer allowed in my pizzeria.” E. S3E5: “S: Do you have rules for calzones? / M: Uhhm… No.” Most common rules seem to be numbers 6 (13 occurrences), 1 (13 occurrences), and 2 (10 occurrences). Let me know if I missed anything, or got anything wrong! Also, Mark should clarify rules 1, 3, 4, 6, and 8.

Gives him a biryani with cheese and sause and dough..... “Its a pizza”

Mark bout to go John Wick on Scott 😂

Mark needs to try a pizzarito, a pizza burrito. They have it at a place called Russo’s in Pearl River

I hope u guys do a tour in Italy also it'd be really fun to watch u guys go on a real road trip

Scott:What is this?? Mark:Dough Scott:Bread..french bread Don't u ever end this series guys..we need more seasons.

I started losing it when mark was impersonating scotts voice

"You little d*ckhead" 😂💀👀

I'm surprised Mark still haven't murdered Scott in this episode.

Honestly the best series on RU-vid. Completely underrated!

Mark: You resorted to kidnapping Scott: No! I resorted to.....showing my friend a good time. If that's a crime take me away. *KNOCKING INTENSIFIES* *FBI OPEN UP !!!!*

When Mark broke into the Scott voice was just 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just can't get enough of this show. This should be a continued RU-vid show. Never-ending would Never bore me. Please keep this pizza series alive! LOVE it!!!

Lol scott afraid mark gonna kill him, It mean the producer saw all comment video that mark gonna kill him

nice to see scott being mentally stable edit: nvm

Mark impersonating Scott's voice was just amazing 🤣😂👀💀

It's not a kidnap situation anymore? Well......ok sure. Some normality.

Looks like those frozen french bread pizzas my parents used to buy

Anyone else had gold pizza flashbacks when the owner said 'nice and crispy'?

Wait so it's a parm sandwich? Not pizza. Or is it?

This role reversal was hilarious and Mark mocking Scott made me so happy XD

The moment Scott said French bread, the picture in the back fell at 0:05. That pic’s reaction is the same one I have. Scott should’ve stuck with dough to make Mark think it’s a pizza

Who is doing the editing buy that person a pizza :)

I can't tell if Mark is a good actor, if he is actually being tortured by Scott.

I would have snapped. Mark is really using his patience on Scott. I know this is a show but eating pizza every day. I could not do. lol.

I wouldn’t kidnap mark, he can handle himself, got stabbed and managed to fight back.

Seriously, you guys, this show, the entire production are awesome.

Best part of my Mondays! Can't wait for this roadtrip to go international :o

That look that Mark gave 😂 - 2:47

Mark and Scott argues like a couple that has been together for 472 years

There is so much character development in season 3

This is my favorite series of anything on RU-vid.These guys are great!!!!!!!!!!

Mark- “Eets got cheese eets got dough eets got sauce eets a pizza” Eets is stuck in my hea dnow

I love this series. Honestly you guys are just so fantastic. The acting, the editing, the music and of course your personalities. I hope people come up with new pizzas just so this show never ends!

This pivot is sooo well done

Loving irony in this episode. Mark getting so sick of pizza that he calls them all pizza! He's a broken man...

The acting is brilliant, it’s like they are experienced actors!

you guys mark scott this show this channel its just so good please dont end this show

Mark's impression of Scott was SPOT on, I couldn't start laughing!!! #literallydying

Please never stop this show! Go International next!

The music and feel of this episode totally felt like an episode of High Maintenance from HBO!

Best program on youtube!!!

That “2 star hotel” took me out😂

Great editing as usual, my only comment is not enough "nice and crispy" sound bite from the $2000 pizza ep

What the?!?!?? Why didn't you go to Pinocchio's!!! That place is mad good!

2:40 best moment of the show lmfao

Literally only came here because I was in Spike's when the crew was setting up to film this segment and David told me it was up when I went back recently.... Spike's is AMAZING, but this segment did NOT make it look good.. If anyone is reading this and is near a Spike's- GO THERE! IT'S AMAZING!!!!

this is honestly the one of best things on YT right now. this is better than most professional food shows. its really entertaining

Now I want a hot dog, thanks Thrillist.

This show just keeps getting better, the hosts are committed to this labor of love. Good job!

5:27 "Two of my favorites--pizza dog" Mark: You little d*ck head. Me: *dead*

If scott is acting, he is a genius actor.

Love you guys! Watching you always draws a smile in my face.

0:05 I love how the picture falls down

Mark’s impression of Scott is immaculate.

Best episode yet!

I’m so happy you guys kidnapped mark from the pizza show. Really dough was meant to be

I wish they could world wide series for season 4

When youtube videos have higher production value than MTV

I hope that since they're in Rhode Island, they get themselves a bakery pizza (AKA pizza strips).

Funny video! Definitely going to try Spikes out one day!!!! 🍕

The best food series on RU-vid right now! It makes my day whenever I see a new upload!

That is 100% pizza no doubt about it!

This production is just crazy, what is happening? :D IT'S MINDBLOWING

10:04 I love how the middle of the road is painted as the Italian flag. Very nice touch.

Should have taken Frank Pinello with you guys!

Munchies meets curb your enthusiasm.. Love it!

Hands down one of the best shows on RU-vid 🍕♥️

Nice and crispy, now where have i heard that before? 🤔

I managed a Domino's for years and ate pizza almost every day...love it!...but there is more to life than pizza.

the most entertaining duo since peanut butter and jelly

Oh My God,I’ve never heard the word “pizza” so much in my entire life!

I seriously appreciate the dedication of developing this RU-vid vid into more of a tv style comedy/some-what-drama series 🤣🙌🏼. It started off educational (and still kind of is) and is venturing off into a split of that plus entertainment. Really enjoying it 🤙🏽

Scott: "It's pizza! How is that not pizza?" Mark: "It's not a pizza" Scott: "How is that not a pizza!? It's a bold new innovative twist on pizza!" Mark: "Not a pizza" ^the entire series

I love a light hearted mark, this episode was just wholesome

I wanna see this go international- Garlic Naan pizza, real italian pizza, etc.

I can't stop laughing XD wait, so sauce cheese dough, and it's not a pizza?!

5:59 I’ve been waiting forever for this!!!!

why is this the perfect thing to watch at 2am?

I think its going to take me till midnight to finish my laundry watching these two..Just get him a real hotdog Scott!

Everyone call everything a pizza because it has cheese and sauce in it. But no one knows how a pizza should be built.

if you stop this show i will go complete sicko mode i love this series so much

Editor left us hanging with that 'NICE and CRISPY' just sitting in the air like that!

I'm genuinely worried for Scotts safety at this point...

Really sad to say, this place closed down last year. It’s now a bahn mi place which is super good but it’s not spikes

Heading to NYC this weekend.. Can't wait to try Pizza at Lucali..

Turning anything into a Pizza is a super power.

I think Mark would make a great Joel (from the Last of Us).

When mark impersonated him😂😭

Look...I had to like this video. Because despite being staged this is some comedy gold. Genuine fun and gave me a laugh. Not bad guys, not bad.

i remember going to spikes a long time ago when i was a kid. crazy to see it in a video

Guys when is this series back? Cant wait!

I think the road trip is taking a toll (see what I did there...ha ha!) Mark seems truly exhausted when he says "You little dickhead." And Scott seems relatively darned frustrated when he comments "That's not what I sound like...lower pitched and masculine." Fortunately, the bromance lives on...so sweet!

We had French Bread Pizza in the UK in the 80's... I can imagine what they'd taste like today but back then, they were great

Mark is about to call every mafia he knows

Being from The Bronx , we don't play with our pizza , or hot dawgs lol with the accent okurrrr 😂 oh and we have the best accent 💪

How can you go to Boston without visiting Santarpio's? Mark would have gone nuts for it. Greetings from the East Berlin pizza man.