Well, Jane got three points from Andy (sushi, Backstreet, ramp it) and one from Mike (drifts). Mike got one point from Andy (NSYNC) and two from Jane (spaceship/housing). Andy got 2 and a half points from Mike (anchovies, drift, invisibility) and 1 point from Jane (teleportation). So really, Jane is Andy’s best friend, Andy is Mike’s best friend, and Mike is Jane’s? Friendship kinda saved?
Clearly if Team OX were in a car racing towards the cliff, the actual answer would be that Nerascus would jump onto the car, reach in, yank the handbrake and slide the car, kill the engine, then dispatch the Security Bad Guys chasing them before helping them all out of the car
The fact that Jane somehow conned Andy into watching 9+ hours of LotR movies made it clear she'd be the winner here. Not necessarily from knowing them the best... but Luke knew what was at stake.
@@BogeyTheBear Yep, saw that. Though Jane mentioned she watches them with Luke every now and then, so maybe the two of them hatched a plot. Andy was probably tied to a chair and gagged to keep him in the room...
Every time Jane got a guess wrong, Mike and Andy each got assigned a new probe in their brain. This entire test was actually just an experiment to make sure their Free Will™ stayed predictable to their rightful master.
Luke would make such a great D&D DM, especially if the adventure centred around a series of gruesome murders taking place in a Shakespearean theatre company
Would give Johnny a well deserved break from Oxboxtra madness! Though I wonder whether Johnny would rather guest star as Best Cat Boi or sit back on-stream with popcorn as an onlooking Judging Mob.
I adore how much they obviously get along. None of this fake work comradery, just talented people being friends. (almost as much as I adore how everyone just accepts that Jane is an evil genius and we don't question it.. because of the shock collar) 10 Points to Mike for the Queen comment.
Andy: "Mike and I are enemies now" Wait, so you weren't enemies *before?* With all the attempted murder of one another in both Werewolves games, I'd have thought that was already an established fact lol
@@marhawkman303 And Snowrunner. And the Red Dead fishing challenge. And that time that Andy damn near deafened both of them at EGX with party poppers. And literally every Christmas challenge.
Starts at 0:27. Was both fun and interesting to learn a bit more about our favourite trio 😁 Especially with hearing Jane laugh a little more than usual bless her 🤗
37:34 Jane: "I'm going to teleport us both, the great evil and myself, to Mercury..." Me: "Who would've thought Jane was a true her-" Jane: "...that's gonna be the one thing that tips the balance in my favor after I do all the evil things!" Me: "Yeah, that makes more sense."
All I want to do is hear what Mike would have said at 11:48 if they didn't stop him, I would honestly watch Mike just talk about the history of Formula 1 for a whole hour...or two...or three...
There's a podcast series somewhere out there, where Mike talks about cars and stuff with his car oriented friends. It's not Oxtra content just Mike with his friends. Can't remember what the podcast is called but Mike talked about it in his Snakey bus stream two months? back. So if you're interested, give it a go.
Even more versatile than teleportation: Probability manipulation. What's the probably that I'll suddenly teleport to X location? Change that probability to 100%, and you've teleported... So it also contains teleportation within it.
That's.... Does the probability stay at "100%" until you change it back? I.E., will you keep teleporting to that same place every single instant, trapped forever unable to move or even think, because you set the probability at "100%" so it still keeps happening even after you're already there? Is it a "hard" "100%", as in "this will definitely happen", or is it a softer "100%", like "this will theoretically happen at some point in all eventualities but there is no upper bound to how long it might take"? What about for "0%"? Could you, for example, accidentally collapse the entire universe within its Schwarzschild radius? Is there any situation where you would want to engineer any "probability" *other* than "100%" or "0%"? If not, then why not just say "omnipotence"?
"You can make convincing vegetarian fish and chips by wrapping tofu in seaweed and deep frying it, then adding chips obviously. That's how nonsense seafood is." I subscribe 😂😂😂😂
So I now just from first 3 questions we having Mike driving an Alfa Romeo 158 into a tree on a holodeck on Jane's Spaceship while Andy eats space sushi.
I can see where he's coming from if it's Lord of the Rings specifically. But this is disdain for swords & sorcery in general then we're gonna have to break Frostmourne out from OXBox Towers and give 'im just a flesh wound...
Okay, Luke saying Jane wanted to be Plant Nutrition Boy literally had me coughing after I inhaled cider because that took me completely by surprise and genuinely seemed like something she'd do.
On the last question I assumed Andy would have whistled cowboy-like, causing three spectral horses to appear, one for each of them to climb on, which they would then ride with unbroken stride over the canyon while the car arced into the ground below them.
I’m a 33yr old psych student in southampton UK, looking to go into clinical, I am seriously struggling with depression (I know the irony), I have all consoles but play mainly on the Xbox, I don’t play much multiplayer but would like and think I need to start speaking and playing with other like minded people. (Fav games: mass effect, halo, elder fallout, most games except sport ones). I’m not much for competitive and prefer team based games if and when I do play them. Weekends are best time for me at the moment, working way more shifts than I am use to since lockdown began. Thank you for taking the time to read this, everyone have a good evening 😊 Xbox gamertag: Spartan Twm117
Hope you find a positive community, whichever you choose. I've experienced your situation, don't give up. Try to enjoy the daily experience. For me, it was the warm sun on my face (through my window). Sounds simple, but I needed some daily event, to look forward too (a reason to just get out of bed). Giving me hope, that tomorrow will be better than today.
I'm sorry to hear, I really hope you find someone. I sadly can't help you since I own a Nintendo Switch and not an Xbox, but I hope someone reads this who does own that console. Have a good day and good luck to you!
After this display of absolute corruption and power grabbing from Mr. Westerway, I have to think that all major sports leagues are flooding his inbox with job offers. The next great referee in the making.
Very first question and we're already at "Well there aren't any rules in the books saying you can't be a formula 1 driver as a baby" and I know this is blessed content.
Jane clearly invested all her skill points into charisma. Not really surprised she won, just wondering what her endgame is when she manipulates everyone. Even me 😍...
I am surprised to learn that anchovies are a controversial topping for pizza! Here in Italy pizza with anchovies is one of the five most popular traditional recipes. Either way, great stream and great to see and learn so much of my favourite Internet people!
I think it stems from the fact that the Teenage Muntant Ninjja Turtles (and possibly Samurai Pizza Cats) the heroes didn't like anchovies. Might have been a conspiracy?
Mar Hawkman This seems to have some basis, for me. Had no issues with anchovies as a kid, but it was too salty for me when I lived in the U.S. for a bit.
The first answer that came to mind when I heard that fictional character pub question was the wizard Binbag. Just so Andy could annoy the heck out of him, even in real life.
I also recall that story of Raul Julia's eyeball popping out and also questioned my memory of it, so I'm glad Luke recalls it too. I remember him saying he went to the doctor the next day and being told that if he hadn't popped it back in immediately, he may have lost his vision in that eye. That story,....stuck with me . 😳
Jane's band. The Scrooteniers is a ska band that formed in the early 90s, but never hit it big until their hit song in 2004, "You know him, he's Mike".
And here I thought when Mike answered "Space Ship" this was clearly just going to be him giving his own answers to each question and assuming everyone else would be on the same page. How little I knew of Oxbox's love of spaceships.
Since Andy is a foodie, it would be awesome to see you guys do a crossover episode with the guys over at SortedFood. You're both in London, so it would be a great collab, I think! Maybe a game-related recipe challenge for the boys in the kitchen?
I swear Jane has to stop being the best girl and making me wish I knew her. Mike is my spirit animal. Andy has to tell the ladies "please, my eyes are up here" while they objectify his beard.
At the question about the car driving towards the cliff, my first thought about Mike's answer was pretty much exactly what he said minus the driving off the other side. However, as I thought about it further, dumping the clutch and then ripping the handbrake would likely send the car into an uncontrollable 360, as depending on speed assuming they're on a loose surface simply dumping the clutch would be enough to get the rear wheels loose and get the back end to step out. Adding the handbrake at that point could possibly counteract that action sending the car into a tank slapper or simply jerk it so violently the other direction that maintaining control would be essentially impossible. Especially with the uneven weight distribution of three bodies in the car. So my answer was basically Mike's answer, minus one of the moves to break the rear end loose. Either a clutch dump, or a pull of the handbrake. That's also something Mike and I have in common as that would also be my answer.
Pro-tip: top a red pizza with anchovies, black olives, and garlic for a puttanesca flavor! Great with added chicken or sausage. [I swear I wrote this before Andy mentioned puttanesca, this makes me love him even more]
22:22 Living on the West Coast, I've had karage sushi, which is literally just fried chicken, and also cheesesteak sushi, which was probably richer than most burgers I've tasted or seen.
I love learning British terms by watching these videos. In this video I learned what British people call "stunt food" we in America call "breakfast". Pro tip; if you really want to take your pizza burger to the next level you'll want to deep fry it, two times even. It helps hold the ingredients together and makes dipping easier. No better way to start the day than with a double deep fried pizza burger. :D
Look up a "Timpano". You can do some cool shit with those. We had one for 4th of July once made in a huge Dutch oven. From bottom to top: 3/4" layer of seasoned ground beef, layer of sharp cheddar, layer of hot dogs in buns, layer of hot links, layer of cheese fries, and topped with a layer of brats! One slice was about 7-8" tall.
37:48 Hold on here! No one called Jane out on the "AFTER I DO ALL THE EVIL THINGS" and they applaud her in chat for self sacrifice and altruism" WHAT evil things Ms. Douglas?
The image of Andy Drinking with Raul Julia in a pub while recounting and reenacting his most famous roles will undoubtedly be my primary source of joy and amusement for no less than two weeks (probably more)...
I'm enjoying these weekly challenges even more the the traditional Show of the Week, and I always enjoyed that. Thanks again and again for all the fun distractions in these strange and challenging times.
33:00 if you want teleporting, choose the Jumper(Novel)-style, then you get phasing and flight, perhaps even high endurance (reverse twinning onto the same spot?)
Mike is my favorite personality on RU-vid. You guys have a great dynamic. Please keep it up. I find Andy to be a bit discerning and course at times, but very inventive and all around great leader. I've followed Andy since the haunted typewriter skits on my XBOX360. Please don't get the wrong idea, huge fan of Andy. He's why I watch. I come for Andy and stay for Mike.
