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"Friendtopia"
Starring Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, and Gabrielle Ruiz
Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Dan Gregor
Rebecca:
WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I STICK TOGETHER THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN’T DO
AND WHEN I SAY THAT I SPECIFICALLY MEAN WE’RE GONNA STAGE A COUP.
Heather:
WITH THE POWER OF OUR GOSSIP GIGGLES WE’LL STORM THE PENTAGON
Valencia:
THEN CELEBRATE WITH BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN.
All Three Girls:
WE’RE GONNA BRAID EACH OTHER’S HAIR
THEN CUT EACH OTHER’S BRAIDS
CONNECT THE BRAIDS TO BUILD A ROPE
TO HANG ALL OF CONGRESS.
SQUAD GOALS!
Valencia:
STAY TOGETHER FOREVER!
All Three Girls:
SQUAD GOALS!
Heather:
TAKE CONTROL OF THE BANKS!
All Three Girls:
SQUAD GOALS!
Rebecca:
DON’T LET A MAN COME BETWEEN US
IF HE DOES, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.
All Three Girls:
OHHHHHHH
FRIENDTOPIA
A DYSTOPIA AROUND OUR FRIENDSHIP
FRIENDTOPIA
OUR MANIFESTO IS FUN!
ZIG-A-ZOW!
Rebecca:
NOW THAT WE HAVE TOTAL CONTROL
GET READY FOR WHAT’S IN STORE.
OUR REIGN WILL BE LIKE SWEET VALLEY HIGH MEETS 1984.
Valencia:
WHEN ONE OF US GETS DUMPED THAT BECOMES MEMORIAL DAY.
ALL AGRICULTURE WILL BE DIVERTED INTO MAKING US ROSÉ.
Heather:
THERE’S A REALLY EXCLUSIVE SUSHI PLACE THAT NEVER LETS US IN.
SO WHEN WE DON’T GET IN WE SAY
All Three Girls:
“LET’S JUST GO HOME AND DRINK ROSÉ.” ROLL CALL!
REBECCA!
Rebecca:
THE BRAINY ONE! HEAD OF CENSORSHIP AND MIND CONTROL!
All Three Girls:
HEATHER!
Heather:
THE COOL ONE! I PUT DRUGS IN THE WATER SUPPLY!
All Three Girls:
VALENCIA!
Valencia:
THE SEXY ONE! CZAR OF TORTURE!
All Three Girls:
OHHHHHHH
FRIENDTOPIA
WE NOSTALGICALLY WATCH HOCUS POCUS
FRIENDTOPIA
Rebecca:
AWWW, I LOVE HOCUS POCUS!
All Three Girls:
FRIENDTOPIA
ALL CITIZENS MUST WATCH HOCUS POCUS
FRIENDTOPIA
OR THEY WILL BE KILLED
ZIG-A-ZOW!
16 сен 2024
