Frosty the Criminal 

This Christmas song is from the POV of a right wing conservative magician who had his hat stolen.
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN STOLE THE MAGICIAN’S HAT
Frosty the Snow Man, was just ice without a soul
With no moral compass to guide his actions
Chaos was his only goal.
Frosty the Snow Man, is a criminal they say
He was made of snow but the children know
how he stole that hat one day.
There must have been a mickey in what the magician drank that day,
For when he took a sip from it he fell asleep right away.
Oh, Frosty the Snow Man was sneaky as he could be,
And the children say he could live and breathe
Because of their larceny.
Frosty the Snow Man,' knew the pigs were onto him that day,
So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
before I get put away."
Down to the village, with some spray paint in his hand,
Running here and there all around the square,
writing "Catch me if you can fucking pigs!"
He led them down the streets of town right to yell at the traffic cop,
And he only paused a moment to throw a brick through a window of a shop"
Frosty the Snow Man had to hurry on his way,
But he waved good-bye, saying, "Antifa!
Believe in anarchy!"
Fuckity fuck Trump, Fuckity fuck Trump,
Look at Frosty go.
Fuckity fuck Trump, Fuckity fuck Trump,
Fighting with MAGA, G
Fighting with proud boys,
Fucking with cops,
…it looks like Frosty’s on blow!
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