I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

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Squad is a large scale realistic multiplayer tactical shooter, but underneith all that useless stuff that nobody cares about, Squad is a place where unhinged builders can achieve their dreams. Behold, as me and my buddy Kubus work together with a squad of diggers to create the greatest castle superfob to ever exist, but is it even worth the effort?
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0:00 - The intro
1:18 - Contructing the megastructure
15:10 - Defending the megastructure

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@Zoraxon 23 дня назад

The duality of man. The ideal end is either 1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last. Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.

@NCLB99 22 дня назад

beautifully said

@ThePizzaGoblin 7 дней назад

The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.

@laurencetrowbridge6022 22 дня назад

The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak

@Ali-ou9lc 18 дней назад

@user-ij9kt9ti3l 23 дня назад

The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol

@ThePizzaGoblin 7 дней назад

So much time WASTED. This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately

@motordudeful 23 дня назад

Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road

@Gs_..__.--._ 20 дней назад

Hes european, ewwwwww

@Vector-uu7hf 16 дней назад

That slightly pissed me off actually 😂

@valeriomilan2485 11 дней назад

wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side

@galacticdragon9841 4 дня назад

@@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.

@deusvult7721 23 дня назад

A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.

@TheOtherOtherAccount 20 дней назад

Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness. By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video. They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.

@deusvult7721 20 дней назад

@@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.

@yamyeeter1185 20 дней назад

did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.

@slorgs 20 дней назад

@@yamyeeter1185 ancient Egypt may have fallen, but the pyramids survived

@yamyeeter1185 20 дней назад

@@slorgs so true

@gromd-z2i 23 дня назад

this needs to be its own gamemode

@naenaemister5048 10 дней назад

invasion

@Jo-de3st 22 дня назад

The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.

@slorgs 22 дня назад

Thanks dad

@ZEGTHEFISH 8 дней назад

I think its called a Citadel or Bailey

@OkamiiSenpai 22 дня назад

Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(

@TheHuffur 21 день назад

In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were! They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"

@BloodhoundNL День назад

Revive Dynamic Direction! That was PEAK Castle building in Squad with Purpose and challenge

@EpicGamerino 22 дня назад

You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.

@RHQ_W 3 дня назад

having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable

@Tychus 22 дня назад

That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.

@goki6548 3 дня назад

this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.

@Fl3shmonkey 22 дня назад

You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob

@theregoesmiller389 2 дня назад

hahahhhaha "stay with me fellow shovel"

@mussetsamy7724 23 дня назад

"king of the castle king of the castle"

@Real_Claudy_Focan 13 дней назад

This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !

@bikertimmi 23 дня назад

this is a comment for the algorithm

@LyricClock-fo8he 23 дня назад

This is a reply for the algorithm

@dinkleburg43 23 дня назад

this is a timmi for the bikerithm

@IgnacyKramarski 23 дня назад

Same

@SHINYREDBULLETS 22 дня назад

Algorithm comment, this is

@msllama999 22 дня назад

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)

@Sir_Furry_Quokkalot 11 дней назад

I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate. *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.

@TranquillShot 15 дней назад

Always my favourite Squad memories

@YukiOtonashiCh 19 дней назад

man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense

@belowaveragegamer8270 18 дней назад

I think Karmakut would be proud.

@Ether_9 16 дней назад

A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode

@mukadewolf530 18 дней назад

Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....

@yaellll 23 дня назад

This video made my day wayyyyy better

@JakeRidesBikez 22 дня назад

20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD

@thomasseeley8124 19 дней назад

Because a spade is a type of shovel...

@MARVSplace 23 дня назад

Awesome vid bro!!

@dinkleburg43 23 дня назад

enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho

@boogie5 19 дней назад

d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!

@Kenionatus 22 дня назад

The baby driver joke was great!

@dubalrimaal 7 дней назад

Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.

@DaktEdits 5 дней назад

Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily

@CleanBunny60601 12 дней назад

I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.

@chaithethai9171 11 дней назад

Man I miss that mode, so many fun games

@Gridironwarplans 22 дня назад

Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful

@JamesPimlott 23 дня назад

Love you Slorgs!

@world.today1004 21 день назад

such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title

@slorgs 21 день назад

👀

@SHINYREDBULLETS 22 дня назад

I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast

@wasd15572 22 дня назад

What an amazing video thank you

@louis-philippelacharite7201 22 дня назад

The mother of all superfob

@moravianlion3108 17 дней назад

You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.

@misterjae7565 23 дня назад

Never quit before your superfob works

@Fredbot27 22 дня назад

Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂

@massiarmy751 22 дня назад

dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it

@Thraakull 22 дня назад

I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!

@melon6806 22 дня назад

Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25

@Ashstonished 22 дня назад

Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!! I took notes, applied for RU-vid comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor

@JP-th8sq 22 дня назад

The tasteful ammo box placement is key

@Real_Claudy_Focan 13 дней назад

"CLOSE"

@Redofreko 22 дня назад

Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream

@valentinvazquez2166 21 день назад

i need the slorgstream rn

@BuddySpike101 10 дней назад

The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.

@bytefpv87 23 дня назад

10 minutes ago is literal assault

@HinokasArabfan1 22 дня назад

my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.

@gagekellstrom3978 9 дней назад

Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing

@Domaty 22 дня назад

superfobs stay winning

@warhammer8224 22 дня назад

i like this new minecraft vid slorgs

@NeutralLizHotel 22 дня назад

bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00

@gjwiley6250 16 дней назад

Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.

@dan_habesha975 22 дня назад

Kingdom of the Blueberries

@wagahagwa6978 18 дней назад

i missed out on the superfob era :(

@siawung 22 дня назад

i love squad

@Mentally_Stable275 22 дня назад

Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me The Boys:

@soni3608 23 дня назад

F in the chat for the castle

@ThePizzaGoblin 7 дней назад

The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses. Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?

@jaguarjs9944 10 дней назад

Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz

@brotherhoodpaladini9532 22 дня назад

Superfobs never work

@blackburn1489 22 дня назад

we need new arma reforger video!

@slorgs 22 дня назад

It's in the works brother probably out next week

@benwilson1088 24 минуты назад

Been interesting watching the Ukraine war and the prevalence of drones and missiles that are able to intercept missiles. Trenches are back and the development of energy based weapons may push it back to needing a huge energy source could push it over to castles.

@hantu7380 21 день назад

Why dont they make castles anymore 😢

@mukadewolf530 18 дней назад

Minecraft but with guns

@MinorCheese1 21 день назад

Do something Vietnam War related if you can

@MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358 23 дня назад

Play squad 44

@slorgs 23 дня назад

Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed

@spectex304 22 дня назад

Comment for algorithm.

@dam-n 22 дня назад

Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.

@LowTempDabr 7 дней назад

I hate squad

@PotatoflakeJake 23 дня назад

Second comment for the algorithm

@slipperyjohn3144 23 дня назад

4th comment for the algorithm

@dynamiclion9907 23 дня назад

third comment for the algorithm

@ArturShow132 23 дня назад

superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?