"Full Metal Strikes Back" - (2/6) Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket 

I love the idea of Vader just standing on the bridge shouting cadences at the top of his lungs.

I can hear Gunny now upon seeing the sequel movies: "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?"

10 seconds *falcon escapes* YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

*Emperor:* "the force is strong with him." *R Lee Vader:* "No shit." Best line right there.

"The force is strong with this one" ...... "no shit!"

I love the beginning where Vader is on the bridge ranting about the corps, all the guys are looking like, "Welp, Vader has lost it again, give him room!"

Vader: How tall are ya private? Yoda: 2'9" Vader: 2'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

“The Force is strong with him” // “No shit!” This Charles Whitman/Lee Harvey Oswald sequence was riotous. He interrupted the Emperor even. Hilarious.

The Emperor: “The Force is strong with him.” Darth Hartman: “No shit.” Hilarious!!!

Oh God, you missed a golden opportunity with the kneepad scene: (Emperor appears) Vader: *You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!!*

Falcon: Flies away Vader: *YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME*

He is driving everyone insane by singing songs that don't exist and making everyone say yes to any question.

Vader:do you suck *****! Officer:yes sir. Lol I'm dying!

"What's your excuse?" "Excuse for what sir?" "I'm askin the fuckin questions!!" Great scene from that movie lol

And when the Falcon flies away: “You gotta be shittin’ me!”

I’m officially convinced that Vader should have been voiced by R Lee Ermie, now.

How in the world does this not get more views?? This is hysterical.

Private Pyle disliked this video.

Vader: Now lean forward and choke yourself! *Guy dies* Vader: Because you were hungry! 😂

Who needs a Jedi to destroy the Sith when all the Rebels needed was Charles Whitman?

3:06 the force is strong with him Darth Gunny: No shit 😂🤣😂

Gunny is a lot scarier than Vader ever could be.

This movie makes the world a better place. This is how Vader was meant to be!

Your editing skills are great . I bet even R Lee Ermey himself would die laughing when watching this

0:45 The best part in this whole series!

Stormtrooper : I love when Vader called all the officers phle

United States Space Force conducts search and destroy operations against space jihadists. (2133, colorized)

Palpatine: The Force is strong with the son of Skywalker. Vader: No shit!

It's kinda funny that Ermey made a career out of being the most foul-mouthed Drill Sergeant outside of the Marine Corps rather than in it! He exceeded every Drill sergeant I ever had in the US Army, regardless of the ranks I held. Ermey was nastier than Eastwood, Jack Webb, and Sgt. Carter all rolled up together! Even I could not ever on my best day, swear and curse like he did! Damn, but he made my bowels turn to water and I am grateful and thankful he never turned that mouth against me.

"I find your lack of A GODDAMN WARFACE disturbing, SOLDIER!!!!!"

“The force is strong with him.” “No shit.” 😂😂😂

(Millennium Falcon Escapes) Vader: you gotta be shitting me! I died 😂😆👌

1:05 Left Officer: Vader: *WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!?*

Mustafar must’ve fried anakin a little more than we thought

Wow, you used the original version of the emperor.

Everyone is the command center: *Bored* Vader: *Singing*

"No shit" at 3:08 - priceless

What's your excuse? 😂

Vader yells at Luke at the end of the Lightsaber fight "Whatever you do, Pyle, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!!"

*emperor palpatine* the force is strong with him. *vader* no shit lol xD

I thought Darth Hartman was going to say to the Emperor “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”

The force is strong with him No shit XD

“The Force is strong with him.” “ *N O S H I T !* “

Get on your knees! Now joke yourself!! Love it.

I love that he calls everyone Private Pile. 😂

R.I.P. Sarge... 1944-2018. Yes, He died. Google it.

I like how Vader sings the cadences and the rest of the crew looks at him in confusion.

funniest one yet. one person has absolutley no sense of humor

Even though this is a well crafted parody, the genius of the greatest Star Wars film of them all cannot be contained.

These are so incredible. I shall do my best to spread these around.

0:46 what Gunnery Sergeant Vader says when he sees a jelly donut

"The force is strong with him" "...no shit!"

This is just gold. Can't stop laughing man! Awesome job!

Charles Whitman sounds like a great character in the new Star Wars films. He could be the one that destroys the empire and first order.

falcon flys off You gotta be shittin me!!!

Now I do understand the Empires's troops are meant to be somewhat of an interchangable drone army, but even so, there's apparantly a whole lot of private Piles running around the place! :P Great video nonetheless!

“WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?” 😂

I love that Darth is always calling cadence. 😂

Vader:this my rifle this my gun...my Jesus....you own me a jelly donut!

This video is too perfect.

"Why does Pvt. Kenobi have a functioning light sabre? Why are you not Force Lightininging Pvt. Kenobi's guts out?"

Heeheeheeheehee 😂😂 "Holy jesus...WHAT IS THAT?!, WHAT TF IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PVT PILE!?

I love that Private Pyle is his perpetual nemesis!

A perfect combination of Stars Wars and Full Metal Jacket

"What's your excuse" had me crying.

Vader, seeing the Falcon fly off: "You gotta be shitting me!" 😂🤣

RIP Gunny. You will be missed

When the millennium falcon escapes "you've gotta be shittin me😂

Darth gunney interrupts the emperor to explain the dangers of one of the first mass shooters

God I love this.

This gives me so much unadulterated joy.

This "Choke yourself" quote never gets old ;)

“Help me Charles Witman, you’re my only hope”

The Charles Whitman scene was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. Bra fucking vo, Sir. @ 2:34

1:06 “Excuse for what my Lord?” “I’M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE GENERAL VEERS, UNDERSTAND?”

Ooh, you even used footage from the theatrical versions! That alone gets a like.

I just love the idea of vader shouting you’re fired while force choking imperial officers

I have a horrible cold and it hurts to laugh...I broke my bearing in the first 3 seconds. I need to ask the beloved Corps for a refund. USMC 2003-2007

This should be full length and on the big screen everywhere! Just what we need!

I like how everybody is Private Pyle lol

Pvt. Snowball you're fired. Best part

Holy shit I love this! Lee Ermey could actually have saved episode I-III

Major props for using the Original Star Wars clips and not the special edition nonsense.

2:17 i spat my drink out for laughing so hard!!

Dude this is brilliant you should do one with gorden Ramsey shouting aload of abuse at the soliders that would be hilarious 😂😂

Now we wish Darth Vader was voiced by R Lee Ermey

Nobody Rebels: why do I hear Fortunate Son

I love how Darth Hartman was... Semi nice to Palpatine

2:20 perfection

Vader: talks Imperial officers: we don’t understand what he’s saying so we just agree with whatever he says

Piett: it entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk.. Vader: I DONT BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY! Your ass belongs to the Corp!

This was perfect...absolutely perfect!

Obi wan: owed him a jelly donut Private pile: his arch enemy The verging Mary: his religion His inspiration: Charles wit-men

What is that! What the fuck is that!!

"YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!?" And the Millennium Falcon takes off. LOL!

"I don't know what you've been told, Eskimo f**king is mighty cold" must say I never heard that cadence before.

Great vid brother nailed it- Gratz

Darth Hartman is terrifying!!!

2:10: 😂barks the order, stormtrooper hops to it right on cue. Millenium Falcon escapes, his response? *"You gotta be shittin' me!"* Hilarious!

Charles Whitman should have been in the new Star Wars. He could have destroyed the Sith with an Italian bolt action rifle