I need your compliments so bad sometimes lmao Thanks for making us all feel better about ourselves Also, YES, we love your intros, Kris. Keep up the amazing work! 💜
I had a Terrible day today and you always cheer me up. ❤️ Thankyou for everything you do Kris, your intros make my day as well as your positive comments so don't stop them. You are an amazing human being and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
This genuinely made my day better. So many of my plans were disrupted today, and I wasn't feeling well for that reason. Your intro got me to actually smile! Not everything is better, but it was fun to react to these commercials with you! Have a great day/night, Kris! 😁
I did see the Heinz commercial years ago and I'm delighted that you hadn't seen it before. You're reaction was exactly what I was hoping for. I did exactly the same thing when I saw it for the first time.
That commercial is actually "stolen" from a Swedish film called Hip Hip Hora - literally word for word. I recommend checking it out, because it has a kind of follow up scene in the end of the film, which makes the joke even better.
What a gal! We definitely love the intros and it’s always a treat when I stumble across people who share my brand of humor. Thanks for the early morning chuckles, Kris! Banned commercials are the best! On the subject of commercials, this is me putting in a vote for you to shoot a commercial. 🙌🏻 Whatever the subject I know it’ll be a masterpiece.
I love how Kris compliments us everyday and also: a story. So when I was little, me, my dad and sister went to Costa Rica for a holiday. I was messing about when my sister went to go and get ice cream. Whilst I was messing about in the pool, I almost drowned. Our friends big sister and their friends had to save me cause they wasn’t any Life Gaurs around. Thank you for reading ❤️
can we just take a moment to realize that Kris never fails to make us laugh our asses off and the random cut telling her mom she ran someone over had me rolling the ketchup bottle one had me dying and Kris in general had me hyperventilating. also can we admire how good Kris looks today like DAYUM KRIS she spends so much time complimenting us and putting great content out for us it is our turn to recognize her. can you all get Kris to see this and reply with a compliment for her. Edit 1: Holy shit I did not think I would get so many likes on this comment but thanks
Your compliments are so pure! I often find myself grinning from ear to ear from them. You make my day with each video you post. We couldn't forget about Jay, either. Good to see him included more and more! Kris is hilarious. ❤
Your intros are supreme, always starts the video off with a chuckle. You making advertisements would be an absolute upgrade to what they come out with sometimes, love your humour. 😂
Love the amount of personality and compliments we as viewers get from Kris in every video. Also for entertaining story here it is: Today I went to lunch and my friend was in the middle of a classroom changing into an inflatable dino costume (that she borrowed), and one she was struggling to get it on and two just as she was about to pull it up the zipper part ripped. One dino surgery and a roll of duct tape later, and she still has to buy a new, dino costume.
Most of the advertisements weren't even that harsh to not put up 😂 Specially few at the start & yes, the Heinz one caught me off guard 🤣🤣 Your intros for the videos has always been fun Kris, keep doing those ✌🏻 & yes, do a parody advertisement too. You'll kill it 🍾
Kris has always made me smile with her compliments at the start, and her funny personality. Of course with a touch of depression, and trauma in the middle. Kris is like, my uhm..therapy? Cause uhm..she’s..amazing and funny :) love ya Kris. Edit : dont think I forgot about Jay, and his amazing editing 😂
8:48 when I told my dad I was bi in high school he literally shrugged at me and said “ok”. I was literally not expecting it, I felt supported but also invalidated at the same time😅
I think I have an idea as to why: it's because all your buildup for courage to tell him and all your insecurities were all met with a nonchalant attitude which might seem like everything you've done up to then meant nothing, y'know what I mean?
Yes, the intros are amazing Kris, so much fun! Banned/funny commercials with Kris' reactions = my content heaven, it's just such a fun and happy place to be! Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!
Your videos mean so much to me and can always make me smile no matter my mood. Keep up with the great work, Kris! For me, when I was in 1st or 2nd grade my lips were feeling super dry and hurt a lot while in school. So, I grabbed the closest chapstick looking thing in my desk, my glue stick. So I put it on VERY generously unknowingly for what was about to come. My mouth was feeling weird and dry again, so you know what I did? Put. More. On. Then, while the teacher was calling kids to answer questions, she called on me. I had to use my fingers to pry my mouth open and everyone saw those strings you get from glue all around my mouth, and they were all laughing. I may have been slightly traumatized by the whole thing, but now I just think back and laugh.
2:30 ok but like same my mother is a monster when it comes to monopoly. She always makes deals to make the game last longer but ngl it’s kinda funny and I love her so much
11:00 that commercial was for "Nekkermann", a German company I believe now dissolved who back in the day sold almost everything out of a catalogue (a major city telephone book sized one). You just had to call them, give them the number of the product in their catalogue and they'd send it to you - with an invoice attached. And clothes as well as TVs were among the stuff they offered.
kris will always be my favourite 🫶 love how shes always doing her best, love her music taste, love her smile, love the way she makes me smile and how comforting she is, love the fact that shes so wholesome and sweet no matter the situation,kris is always my nmbr1🫶
I know I should be doing my homework right now but I've had a long day and your fun intro immediately picked me up and made me feel good enough to get most of my work done so thanks Kris! I also love how you make the effort to complement us and them within the first 5 minutes u tell us we suck! 💀💀
6:25 I’m german and I have never seen this advertisement in my whole life 😂😂 Also it says "Guezli aus der guten alten Zeit" That basically means "Guezli from the good old times" Please don’t ask I have no idea either
even though my mental state isn’t the best right now, Kris is always going the best person to keep me happy and destract me from all the negativity. even if I don’t really have anyone to talk to. I love you Kris!! keep up the amazing work!! ❤❤
The cookies at 6:46 are from Hug, a Swiss cookie brand and Kris you never fail to amaze me. Pronunciation was almost on point :). Literally translates to "Cookies from the good old times". "Guezli" is the Swiss German term for cookies ^_^. If you have a P.O Box I will gladly send you some of those.
I know you probably won't read this Kris, but this is literally my happy channel and whenever I am crying or sad (like rn), I know I can count on you to make me laugh and feel ok again ❤❤ Also your intros and compliments literally make my day
i see ur video after months and all i see is me, like u r doing exactly what i do like the constant correction of urself then the acting as multiple roles & the chaos. Rly liked to see there was someone like me🤩.
i love u kris. I'm reviewing for my bar exams this November and I watch your videos between my breaks. Thank you for always brightening my day. More power for you! Love from Philippines ❤️
7:12 this ad is in Czech and im Czech and I speak Czech, I was not paying attention that much but i heard a few words and i was like wait i speak that language and I remember this commercial, I was pretty little at the time so i didn't understand and i am very glad i didn't, love you Kris
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About Russian commercial. Guys were climbing in a very difficult cliff. The truck came there easily. The words which was written means “will go everywhere” or cross-country vehicle.
The canal+ commercial reminded me of a time when a kid walked into class without his homework, the teacher asked him why he didn't have his homework. He said," Yoshi jumped threw the screen and ate it and jumped back into his own world and celebrated in front of me. "
Kris ur compliments actually make me feel a lot better abt myself so thank u soo much for that and also for all the things u do just to entertain us Love u ❤
7:40 - This scene is literally just a word-for-word ripoff of a Swedish kids film called "Hip hip hora!" which was named "The Ketchup Effect" internationally (the commercial shown is not Swedish, sounds like Russian or something). Ballsy to just rip off a film like that lol.
Hi Kris, love your video's! I really like your intro's and you always manage to make me feel a little better with your compliments. Also, I would LOVE it if you did a parody commercial. Anyways, story time: I grew up with intestinal issues so I was always pretty gassy. So one day in 3rd grade, I think, I was in class and the teacher said that we had to work in silence for the next 3 minutes, so it was quiet. And just as she said that, I farted... VERRY LOUDLY, the entire class heard me and then stared at me and started laughing. Moral of the story: hold your farts when it's quiet in class.
Ive had that happen to me while I was in the 3rd grade as well..except it was during story time and I was somewhat laying on the floor.. you can imagine my face was red xD
