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Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Kathie Lee Johnson 

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14 сен 2010

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@edwardmclaughlin7935
@edwardmclaughlin7935 3 года назад
Never mind the joke. That woman has the perfect female figure.
@rustyhunter8276
@rustyhunter8276 3 года назад
you know who that is right? Kathy Lee Gifford, (after this clip apparently) married to Frank Gifford All Pro running back for the Giants and Monday Night Football fame. Yeah she's easy to look at.
@tablature6121
@tablature6121 3 года назад
Before this, she was the "la-la" girl on Name That Tune with host Jim Lange of Dating Game fame. She's always been a cutie, for sure.
@Draeber
@Draeber 2 года назад
had
@drchunkybiscuit9973
@drchunkybiscuit9973 2 года назад
Couldn't agree more! ❤❤
@socaljarhead7670
@socaljarhead7670 2 года назад
Amazing tits.
@redberries8039
@redberries8039 4 года назад
Very impressed with the shear variety of comments on those fantastic bazoomers
@tomc.3987
@tomc.3987 6 лет назад
2nd best joke I ever heard, for the sake of brevity ... What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns. Go for the juggler.
@Kyanzes
@Kyanzes 3 года назад
As in, go for the "jugular"?
@Retro_Rich
@Retro_Rich 3 года назад
That’s the answer to “How do you kill a circus?” Go for the juggler (jugular).
@chriswright8464
@chriswright8464 5 лет назад
What a set of pretzels.
@vermontjeff2535
@vermontjeff2535 6 лет назад
What a set of cans . Wow
@vader1943
@vader1943 3 года назад
Yes
@nasircervantes340
@nasircervantes340 3 года назад
Oh wow didn't notice😅
@andrewf1299
@andrewf1299 3 года назад
Leave it on pornhub. Or reddit.
@Michael_Miller508
@Michael_Miller508 Год назад
Too bad there at her knees now
@bigaarmory100
@bigaarmory100 Год назад
I was just waiting for a button to pop
@lucyterrier7905
@lucyterrier7905 3 года назад
Loved old TV shows like this.
@saraandj.v.martin4401
@saraandj.v.martin4401 3 года назад
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
@Ulbre
@Ulbre 2 года назад
Why so many dislikes? Because you heard it before? I've heard this joke heaps of times and it's always funny.
@Vandal_Savage
@Vandal_Savage 8 месяцев назад
Ah, the good old days when dislikes were a thing 😔
@mr.iowegian
@mr.iowegian 4 года назад
Oh my Kathie Lee is gorgeous!
@blakemcnamara9105
@blakemcnamara9105 4 года назад
"I'm dyin' uh thoist".
@PrometheusForever
@PrometheusForever 3 года назад
😅😅
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 3 месяца назад
Fughittabouttit
@Broonzied
@Broonzied 3 года назад
I didn't click on this because of the gorgeous picture of Kathie Lee in the thumbnail.
@johnlafever3162
@johnlafever3162 3 года назад
I did
@ThirdOfJune4444
@ThirdOfJune4444 11 лет назад
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I love Kathie's infectious laugh no matter what she's laughing at, I always laugh 'cause she's laughing. My best friend has an infectious laughter too and cracks me up side-splitting everytime she laughs.
@johnlafever3162
@johnlafever3162 3 года назад
Me too, I always laugh when they are built like that whether the joke is funny or not!
@dojufitz
@dojufitz 6 лет назад
Kathie Lee had a great figure in those days......
@fredsalfa
@fredsalfa 6 лет назад
Dont know who she is but just googling prefer the 80s version to todays version
@cowboybob7093
@cowboybob7093 6 лет назад
That poor shirt, look how it's straining, 0:35
@appletimepicnic2475
@appletimepicnic2475 4 года назад
Horny
@wiltonsmith3397
@wiltonsmith3397 3 года назад
Frank Gifford liked it!
@guylarawayjr571
@guylarawayjr571 3 года назад
Good thing, her taste in jokes and men both sucked.
@grantchow13
@grantchow13 3 года назад
Was the Priscilla Barnes ? ( Threes Company ) with Robert Urich.
@Glinkaism1
@Glinkaism1 6 лет назад
THAT WAS GREAT!
@mottknil1372
@mottknil1372 4 года назад
The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
@adamsolomon2087
@adamsolomon2087 4 года назад
How old are you?
@chucklowery2314
@chucklowery2314 Год назад
I hope you're okay
@LRS905
@LRS905 10 лет назад
"there´s this guy looooast in the deset...I´m dying of thoist.." gotta love NY accent, lol...
@inocente106
@inocente106 10 лет назад
lol
@mothertree
@mothertree 7 лет назад
made me see joe pesci just by reading the "first" path HA good going
@hyzercreek
@hyzercreek 7 лет назад
Can you sell me some wada he comes acrooaass a camel and says get oudda heah
@chrismith251
@chrismith251 4 года назад
I spent a week in New York in 2016 and not once did I hear that accent. Everyone just sounded normal American.
@lostcause1206
@lostcause1206 3 года назад
A guy buys a goat from a farmer .$100 Comes back to pick him up , farmer said goat died. Man said I'll take him anyhow . Farmer asks , what you gonna do with a dead goat ?. Man says raffle him off . Farmer sees man week later , how'd it go ? Man said he sold 100 tickets for $ 5 each. And the only one to complain was the winner , so I gave him his money back...
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 3 месяца назад
The guy's name? Charles Ponzi.
@motorcityman401
@motorcityman401 6 лет назад
If THAT was the "funniest" joke u ever heard, u need to get out more!
@laronis
@laronis 4 года назад
Holy Cow, yes! Not that funny.
@RaikenXion
@RaikenXion 3 года назад
I got one, a woman sends a pic of her vagina to her boyfriend, he txts back asking her if shes at the chip shop, to bring him back some friend chicken and a coke.
@lostcause1206
@lostcause1206 3 года назад
313
@roberttaylor6030
@roberttaylor6030 3 года назад
@@RaikenXion Chip shop? Just say "cool, I like Arby's too".
@babboon5764
@babboon5764 3 года назад
@@RaikenXion Jesus. The cabbie's joke kicked that's one's ass. (Are you *sure* you told it right?)
@impassable
@impassable 13 лет назад
Man she's hot..Im in love
@steamboatwillie8517
@steamboatwillie8517 3 года назад
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says..."Does this taste funny?," Or: Two snowmen in a field. One says..."Can you smell carrots??".
@GREGGRCO
@GREGGRCO 3 месяца назад
Just to see her again ....wow.
@stevelewis7263
@stevelewis7263 3 года назад
How do you keep an American T.V host busy for hours, give them a sheet of paper with "TURN OVER" written on both sides
@vader1943
@vader1943 3 года назад
She came through with flying colors 🤣 hahaha
@johnprovince5304
@johnprovince5304 6 лет назад
I'd forgotten that many decades ago she was actually pretty hot.
@HiVizCamo
@HiVizCamo 2 года назад
Reminds me of some lame bus tour we signed up for to go to a distant club early 90s. No word of a dress code from anyone until we get to the bouncer, dress pants and collared shirts only. But what's right next to this place? a Menswear store, open til 9pm, rack after rack of cheap dress pants and collared shirts outside and just inside the door. Felt robbed but had a good time.
@Jeffieboi
@Jeffieboi 13 лет назад
@BazookaIke YES! THAT'S where I knew her from!!! Thank you!
@cathyc7052
@cathyc7052 10 лет назад
I liked the joke. Kathie Lee looked really good here. She was so young, but then, so was I.
@DIXIECONFEDERATEDAWG
@DIXIECONFEDERATEDAWG 9 лет назад
IT GOES BY IN A BLINK.....
@tezzo55
@tezzo55 7 лет назад
Oh, bless! Well i'm 61 and i just started doing comedy, which is funny for me, if not the audience :-)
@joemorrow7691
@joemorrow7691 6 лет назад
Cathy C MeToo🥂
@TheBrooklynbodine
@TheBrooklynbodine 6 лет назад
Yeah, doesn't it, though. she was 31 then (1984), I was 21. Her husband-to-be, the late Frank Gifford was 54.
@davidjames666
@davidjames666 8 лет назад
I saw the punchline from 1/9 a mile away. I saved $1.10
@eduardobarbosa9413
@eduardobarbosa9413 7 лет назад
Great joke
@mustafakemalalemdar3133
@mustafakemalalemdar3133 7 лет назад
That better then the video
@seanfothergill4039
@seanfothergill4039 6 лет назад
This is the funniest joke I ever heard
@colinjava8447
@colinjava8447 6 лет назад
Yeah I did as well
@davidfinch7407
@davidfinch7407 4 года назад
So there's this old retired guy who has to do some business in the city. His wife is worried because her husband doesn't see very well any more, and he has to drive on the turnpike, which can be dangerous. But the business is important, so he has to go, and he leaves. A little while later, she's watching TV, and she sees a report that there's someone driving the wrong way on the turnpike, and she worries for her husband. So she calls him on his cell phone and says, "be careful, dear, there's someone driving the wrong way on the turnpike!" And he responds: "ONE guy? Hell, there's hundreds of 'em!"
@paulinebutcherbird
@paulinebutcherbird 2 года назад
I gave it a smirk.
@torchkit
@torchkit 13 лет назад
Kathie Lee was smoking hot in her day.
@mikekean8344
@mikekean8344 6 лет назад
torchkit I'm in my fifties and I think she still looks pretty hot today.
@dm95422
@dm95422 6 лет назад
SHe was also a Hee Haw Honey !!
@matthewbradley3395
@matthewbradley3395 6 лет назад
Oh, yeah. She was really something. Today? Everyone gets old but she still has that certain 'something'.
@gearjammer4779
@gearjammer4779 6 лет назад
torchkit She wasnt smokin hot. She was average at best but her personality brought her down to nuthin. 😏
@gearjammer4779
@gearjammer4779 6 лет назад
wtf66611 Kathy Lee was NEVER EVER on Hee Haw!
@billt8504
@billt8504 9 лет назад
Holy carp Batman - that's Kathy Lee Gifford !
@smith077906
@smith077906 2 года назад
As a man of culture I did notice the (cough cough)............ Fun bags.
@ckaz007
@ckaz007 7 лет назад
I guess this was before Frank Gifford gave her his "JOHNSON".
@mothertree
@mothertree 7 лет назад
now there`s a funny
@richstewart1
@richstewart1 2 года назад
Guy gets in a cab with a woman driver. Later the cab breaks down. The driver is looking under the hood, the man sticks his head out the window and say, "You wanna screwdriver?' Cab driver says, "WE might as well. this frikkin cab ain't going nowhere."
@michaelseidenberg2323
@michaelseidenberg2323 3 года назад
Kathy was definitely flying her New York Colors
@ralphwaters8905
@ralphwaters8905 4 года назад
When I heard it, the tie salesman told the thirsty one that his brother owned the club, and directed him to it.
@spikespa5208
@spikespa5208 2 года назад
Telegraphed the punch line the moment a country club was mentioned.
@wayneberry8226
@wayneberry8226 2 года назад
That was a gooooood one
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 3 месяца назад
1984 - "Jokes from New York" 2024 - New York (City) *is* a Joke....
@scottbrandon6244
@scottbrandon6244 2 года назад
The host on the left looks like the one from Three's Company.
@ericbeattie761
@ericbeattie761 3 года назад
I like the car she's standing in front of at the beginning of the clip too
@davefleishell4441
@davefleishell4441 3 года назад
Funny I didn't see a car
@davefleishell4441
@davefleishell4441 3 года назад
Watched 2 more times and still didn't see the car.
@LRS905
@LRS905 12 лет назад
Love that cabbie´s accent..."this guy looaast in the desert...across the guy in the counta"
@JayAyers
@JayAyers 6 лет назад
Kathy Lee...boy-yo-yoing!
@dougpeters1625
@dougpeters1625 6 лет назад
my Uber driver just doesn't have good material like that
@Kingfisher1215
@Kingfisher1215 3 года назад
doug peters that made me laugh.
@dddlll2471
@dddlll2471 6 лет назад
She's still hot
@gordonsnell6735
@gordonsnell6735 3 года назад
Nice 😊😊 Forgot hie tie, Lol
@harryk1769
@harryk1769 3 года назад
Always loved her on Name That Tune, Great voice and a beautiful rack
@sultaa86
@sultaa86 3 года назад
I chuckled a bit
@tito9694
@tito9694 5 лет назад
Wow. She was beautiful
@cyanide-cn4927
@cyanide-cn4927 4 года назад
FIVE ADS FOR 1 MINUTE JOKE... OMFG YT!
@BazookaIke
@BazookaIke 13 лет назад
The guy is Robert Urich, isn't it?
@johnlafever3162
@johnlafever3162 3 года назад
Yes
@javwildman
@javwildman 3 года назад
Thats him, the guy from Vegas where he drove his car into his house. Classic
@30906scfan
@30906scfan 6 лет назад
love the braless look
@elmo319
@elmo319 3 года назад
Cracking rack
@nedkelly2035
@nedkelly2035 2 года назад
TITS.
@0patience4flz
@0patience4flz 2 года назад
Did anyone notice the Brown two-door 1972 Galaxie 500 behind Kathie...?
@seamuswarren
@seamuswarren 2 года назад
Man, Kathie Lee is fit!
@kengrantham4176
@kengrantham4176 3 года назад
After 36 years, she is still hot. Don’t believe me...check her out on Google. Her married name is Gifford, as in Frank Gifford, her late husband and NFL Hall of Famer
@oldiesgeek1
@oldiesgeek1 2 года назад
And Johnson wasn't her real maiden name either. 😊
@andreo.7633
@andreo.7633 9 лет назад
Lol actually liked the joke
@bertlambert3817
@bertlambert3817 6 лет назад
To this day...Kathy now...Gifford...still doesn't get the joke!!!
@johnlafever3162
@johnlafever3162 3 года назад
To this day, Kathy, now ex-Gifford, has always been very intelligent.
@irisheyez2
@irisheyez2 7 лет назад
The exasperated cannibal threw up his arms!
@stevefowler2112
@stevefowler2112 7 лет назад
Kathy Lee was smoking hot...
@theresabollman8061
@theresabollman8061 3 года назад
I miss him. Gone to soon.
@kjkontis
@kjkontis 6 лет назад
It must have been Palm Desert.
@thorgodofthunder2713
@thorgodofthunder2713 3 года назад
Knockers heaven
@arthurmchugh5184
@arthurmchugh5184 7 лет назад
first time I heard that joke I was to young to laugh so I rolled over in my crib and shit!
@janbeeson5083
@janbeeson5083 6 лет назад
Don't worry. When you start to school, you MAY learn to spell.
@jjohnston94
@jjohnston94 7 лет назад
Kathie Lee Johnson as in Kathie Lee Gifford?
@johnyoung468
@johnyoung468 6 лет назад
jjohnston94 Yep, one and the same.
@davidratcliffe1
@davidratcliffe1 4 года назад
You don't recognize her?
@daveboo7138
@daveboo7138 6 лет назад
knock knock
@alphamale1228
@alphamale1228 7 лет назад
THE CAB DRIVERS HAIRSTYLE WAS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE.
@Cor-ds1du
@Cor-ds1du 6 лет назад
W S fail
@SpaceCattttt
@SpaceCattttt 12 лет назад
Never mind the shit joke, just LOOK at Kathie Lee! Wroooaarrrr!!!!
@wtfisthis57
@wtfisthis57 13 лет назад
Kinda predicted that as soon as he said country club.
@martinmartinmoone3104
@martinmartinmoone3104 4 года назад
Beautiful woman
@YouzTube99
@YouzTube99 9 лет назад
The joke is almost as funny as the rates listed on the door! Those were the days!
@LisaSmith-tb8bb
@LisaSmith-tb8bb 6 лет назад
YouzTube99: well now I need to watch this again to see what they are
@socaljarhead7670
@socaljarhead7670 2 года назад
Cab probably didn’t smell like a dead camel either.
@YouzTube99
@YouzTube99 2 года назад
@@LisaSmith-tb8bb 00:39 Yo Antony!
@donaldduncan7095
@donaldduncan7095 3 года назад
Lots of puppy love here, she could give me a heart on my comment anytime .
@kightchill
@kightchill 7 лет назад
Today a New York cabbie would tell a joke about "My cousin Ha-bib" Right New York?
@cynicalnomad2887
@cynicalnomad2887 6 лет назад
The world is changing my friend and not for the better
@tomryan914
@tomryan914 4 года назад
Same with Toronto...Pardon my turban.
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 года назад
Do you remember the scene in Men in Black where the two principal characters run out onto the street and one says "He's in a cab!"?
@oe542
@oe542 4 года назад
Cabbys got the thirst!
@hippojuice23
@hippojuice23 11 лет назад
Mmm.. Kathy!
@sillypuddystl2907
@sillypuddystl2907 2 года назад
Damn!! Kathy Lee had some nice cans on her!
@caffeegoodridge3781
@caffeegoodridge3781 3 года назад
I would have bought the tie. Jah know star
@wetlazer
@wetlazer 9 лет назад
It's amazing that Dick Clark made millions off of shit like this.
@bebeysmael1.
@bebeysmael1. 9 лет назад
At least someone was smart enough to come up with this idea. Unlike someone like you who probably can't come up with an idea like this. Here's the secret::: IDEAS SELL. We're all supposed to share our ideas. It never hurts to make a living off of one if you can do it. PEACE. Good luck.
@wetlazer
@wetlazer 9 лет назад
Bobbi Ysmael I am glad this makes you happy, but it's still not funny. Maybe it was then but now it seems funny that this shit made money.
@gemerrill2995
@gemerrill2995 3 года назад
That’s Kathy Lee Gifford before marriage
@lwhitte837
@lwhitte837 6 лет назад
older then grandpa's buck skin rubber
@pamelagregson6449
@pamelagregson6449 4 года назад
Did you hear about the guy with 5willies!? His underpants fit like a glove!?
@mikelindellspillow2609
@mikelindellspillow2609 4 месяца назад
She's 31 here. I would have thought 37-38.
@AbuBishir
@AbuBishir 12 лет назад
they are very low now
@charleslongfield306
@charleslongfield306 3 года назад
That was funny ish but I'm getting a drink of water,tie or no!
@alexxandrobloch1298
@alexxandrobloch1298 9 лет назад
Jokes
@meganperreault5191
@meganperreault5191 4 года назад
I don't think it was 9 years ago
@mfm77x38
@mfm77x38 11 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@thomasgargano8813
@thomasgargano8813 3 года назад
O come on!!! This joke is older than,Nance Pelosi😂😂😂😂😂
@WalterJoergLangbein
@WalterJoergLangbein 2 года назад
Stoneage???
@samsonwilkinson8090
@samsonwilkinson8090 4 года назад
So what was the punchline?
@canyoubelievethis220
@canyoubelievethis220 7 лет назад
Does anyone else not notice that that woman is "Kathie Lee GIFFORD"? Yep, that's her. I guess before she married Frankie.
@BazookaIke
@BazookaIke 13 лет назад
@Jeffieboi I think she's the girl who played Teri on Three's Company.
@shamblesman
@shamblesman 6 лет назад
Can somebody send me some suture?....my sides have just split.
@dougpeters1625
@dougpeters1625 3 года назад
suture self!
@stevelewis7263
@stevelewis7263 3 года назад
Whatever would American presenters do without their " IDIOTS CUE CARDS"
@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131 3 года назад
Not bad
@Jeffieboi
@Jeffieboi 13 лет назад
Whose the woman on the left in the beginning? She looks so familiar.
@lokisgodhi
@lokisgodhi 6 лет назад
Priscilla Barnes. She played Terri, on Three's Company. Replaced Suzanne Somers. www.imdb.com/name/nm0055733/?ref_=tt_cl_t1 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Barnes
@IamaFreeWillOffering
@IamaFreeWillOffering 9 лет назад
One of my favorite jokes (because it's so easy to remember). Do you know what the snail said that was riding on the tortoise' back? Scroll down. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
@MrMdblues
@MrMdblues 6 лет назад
Robert Urich? A.K.A Jake Spoon
@lokisgodhi
@lokisgodhi 6 лет назад
That joke was fucking old even back in 1984.
@TheJiminiflix
@TheJiminiflix 6 лет назад
huh?
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