Funniest School Test Answers 

Love getting it recommended it 7 years later

Daz: “I like giraffes personally” *moments later* Daz: “giraffes are heartless creatures”

I love how daz says “I personally love giraffes” couple minutes later he says “it’s true giraffes must be heartless creatures”

gotta love when this gets recommended 5 years later

Daz: "Proof that girls are evil...oh no, don't tell tumblr!" I cracked up 😂

RU-vid algoritm: lets recomend this 4 years after

Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun

Maths test: •Joanna has 67 apples •James went to the sun •Julie saw a tree •how long is Jakes road

science like: bob weighs half of jessica jessica has 2 cats how many pumpkins are on jane street at halloween

why does Johnny have so many soaps?!? miNd yo bUSineSs DaVid

"Explain why Tracey is wrong." "She's a woman." *"WAIT TILL TUMBLR FINDS OUT!"*

His laugh is so contagious 😂 whenever I watch him I find myself laughing so much and it all ways makes my day so much better

What you learn: 1+2= What your homework is: 8+3+1= What the test says: Billy is 5 feet tall. His train is 11 minuets late. Find the mass of the sun. 🤯

“What ended in 1896?” “1895.” “What was significant about it?” “It ended.” (Would be my answer lol)

Start of the video: I like giraffes 🦒 Couple mins later: GIRAFFES ARE HEARTLESS CREATURES

still watching your old videos in 2024 💗

"what can we do to stop overpopulation?" me: take the warning labels off of everything and let the idiots weed themselves out.

"what can we do to stop over population 2020: allow us to introduce our selfs

One time I wrote "Im just guessing" as my name on the second side of my science test sheet and my teacher somehow noticed it and wrote "I can tell"

RU-vid algorithm: let's recommend this after 7YEARS

“I love giraffes personality “ 2 minuets laters Giraffes are heartless creatures

*I was choking on my food when Daz was reading the "hores" story lmaoo*

Who else was still watching Daz when he was still in his closet XD

The “Hores” one had me WHEEEEEEEEEZING!!!!!! I’m still crying of laughter! I can’t breathe!!!!!

Plot twist: Everyone only thinks the kid was trying to write about “horses” and they really did mean hores 😂

1. I woke up 2. My crush asked me to go to McDonalds with him 3. I went 4. He asked me out Except that’s actually what happened

Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife. Me: You what? *rewinds it* Daz: I cut the top of my thumb off with a knife. Me: UM CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO LET IT HEAL 👍

STILL WATCHING 7 YEARS LATER!!

only in math it is normal to buy 45 watermelon.

“why is milk given to children?” “to make them happy before they die” The promised never land season 1 intro starts playing*

Why did this get recommended 7 yrs later😭😭

Jason bought 29 apples at the supermarket , Kayla bought 42 using this information calculate the age of Jason's dog

SCHOOL: Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4 Homework: 4 + 4 = 8 Test: if billy has 2 wallnuts and maria takes a strawberry from him, how much is the diameter of the sun?

kids are clever and extremely witty😂

5 years later and it still slaps

LINDA! LINDA AM I SPEEDING?!?!

When I was young I did a test on the human muscles. One was labeled as hamstrings. I answered cheesestrings for the muscle below it. I got +5 marks

Daz why are you so funny.... Im litterally laughing my ass off

Yeah I’m here after 5 years cause Daz is to funny 😂

Hannah has 5 candy bars and Jill has two.Calculate the rate of expansion of the universe using five unicorns and a pumpkin spiced latte.

One I saw was bob had 58 chocolate bars and he ate 38 what does bob have now The kid answered: diabetes bob has diabetes

When quarantine got you watching three-year-old videos of daz games 😂

RU-vid: ahh, a video I can recommend 6 YEARS LATER 😂

The 1896 one had me dead 😂😂

dad wants hores but mom sais no hahahaha this killed me

*I guess you've lost your thumbnail*

Recommended it 6 YEARS LATER for me

There was an English test I had where it asked where a character was buried and I couldn't remember so I said 'in the ground' and my teacher marked it as wrong 🙁

"What can we do to stop overpopulation?" Me: *THANOS*

“What can we do to stop overpopulation?” 4:45 People from 2020: cOrOnAvIrUs

Not me watching it 6 years late

Daz: “I don’t think that would get rid of enough of the population” Corona: Observe

Daz: I like giraffes 🦒 Also daz: Giraffes are heartless creatures

I cannot stop staring at the fucking thumb

Them: Girls are evil Daz: iM tElLiNg TuMbLeR

These answers aren’t even funny I just like watching daz laugh cause it’s contagious lol 😂

Nobody: Not a single person: Daz:laughs at dead giraffe

Who else is just waiting and waiting for RE 7?

love the fact this is being recommend 7 years later

TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!! ☕️☕️☕️☕️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

This is like what kids talk about after school

Daz then: how’s it going dazzlers, welcome back to DazGames- Daz now: HOWZITGOIN DAZZLAHS-

Maths be like: Bob weighs half as much as sam Mary has 3 cats How many houses are there on Katie's street

'I love giraffes personally ' *giraffe dies* HAHAHA

1) I woke up 2)my crush asked me out 3)I said yes 4)I fell asleep in class 5)I got a detention Instead it’s; 4,2,3,1,5 😭😭😭😭

Daz: that kid should be in detention Me: you are that kid

Yoo 2024 I’m still here

“What can we do to stop overpopulation?” Me: The Purge.

There was a question on my hw that said 'Where do you see yourself in 10 years?' and I said "I can't see because my future is dark." And he marked it wrong. 😡

Who else loves daz cuz of his reactions 😂😂😂 ?

I love how when daz talks about mean things he laughs while saying them 😂😂😂😂

Get well soon, Daz's thumb!

I forgot to put the date on one of my papers and the teacher wrote “Date?” And so I wrote no thanks. I moved schools the next month.

Him when he cut his finger: Linda call the hospital!!!

6 years later and still iconic

Dear Thumb, HURRY UP AND GET BETTER!! DAZ DOES'NT DESERVE THIS!!

History be like : The war ended in 1975 James owns 7 peaches How much mass is Jupiter ?

I had a French test and there was a story I had to read and the 3rd question said who lives next to Pierre, I forgot the answer and I said his neighbors.😂😂😂

From 'I like giraffes personally' to 'giraffes are heartless creatures'. It's not much but it's honest work.

Who can just imagine Daz cutting off the top of his finger and letting out his hilarious laugh/scream 😂 (Get well soon thumb x)👍🏻💋

“A brain and an antelope are both delicious” *the promised neverland intro starts to play*

cannibalism has the potential to solve both world hunger and overpopulation

Daz: “how’s it going dazzlers welcome back to daz watches” me: “and ano-“

If daz was a teacher at my school id love to come to school every day 😂

For my uni elective, I took up emergency first aid and one of the things we had to learn was how to change the sheets for someone who is bedridden. It’s tedious but it can be a one-person job. I totally forgot how one person could do it and wrote about how 4 people could lift the old sheets, bedridden person and all, and lay down new ones. I earned a zero for that question. And a dishonourable mention after the papers were passed back 😂

The one with the three giraffes and the kid put “ giraffes are heartless creatures” I literally had that test in school 😂

I dropped my iPad from 3 feet high to my head while Daz was laughing. DAZ WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?

Class: 8×8=64 Homework: the square root of 81 is 9 Tests: linda has and orange and an apple, you cant breathe underwater, what is the radius of space?? Explain your answer!! No one is gonna like this so i will like it myself🙂

1 woke up 2 went to school 3 saw my crush 4 kissed my crush Wait it actually went like this 2 3 4 1

"Personnally i love giraffes" 2 min later.... Giraffes are heartless creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 years ago, wow time flies

Jennie has 2 lightbulbs Bob is an electrician. Now calculate ricecakes squared

Bob has 5 pencils. Mary gives Bill a candy bar. Calculate the mass of the Sun Answer: Potato Explain why it's the mass of the sun: Yes.

I used to live in the countryside, and our house had a couple of fields. We had a few quad bikes. In was twelve, my vision was good. I got on the bike, and drove straight into the telephone mast. So, the answer is correct.

3:28 - I'm not sure why people always say that "money is the root of all evil." You're suppose to not LOVE money. THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Lol, I don't know why I always see that scripture typed wrong. 😂

"What can we do to stop overpopulation? " Love the gays

“What can we do to stop overpopulation?” Me: laughs in future

LMAO MY SISTER ONE ONE OF HER PAPERS PUT Q: "What did we do in last lesson?" A: "die of boardem"

7 years later, RU-vid finally recomends good content😍

Problem: cut top of thumb off Daz's Solution: STICK IT BACK ON AND DEAL WITH IT