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On the 12th day of school my teacher gave to me: 12 stressful breakdowns 11 therapist visits 10 trips to Starbuck's 9 thoughts of gaming 8 near dropouts 7 things of homework 6 mental breakdowns 5 thoughts of dropout 4 hours of crying 3 all nighters 2 days of stressing AND A WHOLE MONTH OF ANXIETYYYYY!

10:41 he cussed

“There’s a hooter outside my window” might be my new favorite phrase

6:07 ALMOST KILLED ME 💀

U okay bro (me) It's only I'm in the middle of a tornado with a tsunami coming towards me and a house on falling from the sky in the middle of a desert with no food or water I'm good bro (him) ok great to hear that 😃

12:37 it means i love u.

1:17 oh god hes got the throwing UP's

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.🤣

I'm subbed from 15k, Keep up the great work!

4:20 bro is steve from minecraft

3:13 *starts sweating because that’s when my birthday is*

10:46 HE SWORE.

12:24 there already is its "fps chess" on steam its basically you play chess without thinking and when as example someone atacks your king with a knight you 1v1 on the table you were playing on and can go everywhere on the entire room and it even has many abilites or weapons depending on if its a knight or priest or pawn or queen or king or rook also if youre good you can even kill a queen as pawn

“Who is he? Doom guy?” Got me bursting into gamma ray

The fact that moth means death in hindi. 10:06

9:00 got an ad lol

Those school memes are really, really relatable!

7:44 my favourite

5:24 This be funny as hell tho.

0:21 what a cool mom

5:00 I GOT I FLIPPIN DUOLINGO ADD AT THE PERFECT TIME LOL

12:14 there is a fps chess game online its pretty good

*"TYRANNOSAURUS REKT!"* -Dumbas, 2022

broo this video is really funny like this is the best one especially the 6:00

"cooll, i'm just gonna go walk my door now"😭🤣

As a chess player, we always learn how to shoot a gun..

11:01 look at the internet connection 💀💀💀

On the twelfth day of christmas my teachers gave to meeee! 12 weeks of exams 11 days of work 10 painful hours 9 failed papers 8 pencils for breaking 7 things of homework 6 mental breakdowns 5 thoughts of dropout 4 hours of crying 3 all nighters 2 days of stressing AND A WHOLE MONTH OF ANXIETYYYY~

Cool, but History and development The idea for Five Nights at Freddy's stemmed from negative reaction to Scott Cawthon's previous game, the family-friendly Chipper & Sons Lumber Co. Players said that the main character (a young beaver) looked like "a scary animatronic animal", and reviewer Jim Sterling called the game "unintentionally terrifying".[1][2] Initially discouraged by the criticism, Cawthon (who had previously primarily developed Christian-oriented games) eventually used the feedback to make something intentionally scarier.[1] Five Nights at Freddy's was released via Desura on August 8, 2014. On August 20, after it was approved by the service's crowdsourcing platform Greenlight, Five Nights at Freddy's was also released on Steam.[3] When the game was picked up by well-known RU-vidrs it became an internet sensation.[4]: 82  The sequels were released on November 10, 2014, March 2, 2015, July 23, 2015, October 7, 2016, December 4, 2017, June 27, 2018, May 28, 2019, November 25, 2019, and December 16, 2021, respectively. A spin-off from the series, FNaF World, was announced in a Steam post by Cawthon in September 2015,[5] and was released in January 2016. Cawthon releases teasers for his games on his website,[6][7] and trailers on his RU-vid channel. He used Clickteam Fusion 2.5 to create the Five Nights at Freddy's games and Autodesk 3ds Max to model and render the games' 3D graphics.[8] To enhance Sister Location, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, Help Wanted, and Special Delivery, Cawthon used professional voice actors and original soundtracks.[9] In May 2016, he announced that all titles would be remade by third-party companies for release on consoles.[10] Cawthon posted on his website in 2015 that he planned to publish his first novel (The Silver Eyes) in the near future, with its stories separate from that of the games.[11] Cawthon also announced that it would be co-written by author Kira Breed-Wrisley. On June 20, 2016, Scholastic announced that it would collaborate with Cawthon on a multi-book deal.[12] The Silver Eyes was released on December 17, 2015 on Amazon Kindle,[13] and the paperback version was published on September 27, 2016, slightly earlier than its originally planned October publication date.[14] A second novel, The Twisted Ones, was published on June 27, 2017,[15] followed by The Fourth Closet on June 26, 2018.[16] Gameplay The Five Nights at Freddy's series consists of horror-themed video games in which the player is usually a night-time employee at a location connected with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a fictional children's restaurant that takes inspiration from family pizza chains like Chuck E. Cheese's and ShowBiz Pizza Place.[17] The restaurant has life-size animatronic characters that perform at children's parties. The animatronics wander the restaurant at night and the guard is instructed to watch over them. To progress through the games, the player must guard themselves against animatronics with a variety of tools. In Five Nights at Freddy's, the player can control the two security doors connecting their office to the adjacent hallways as a barrier against animatronics in the vicinity. Each night, the player has a power supply that depletes faster when a tool is used.[18] If the power goes out, the player can no longer use any tools and is defenseless against the animatronics. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 has different tools; there are no protective doors, and the player must instead use an empty animatronic head and flashlight to defend themself against the animatronics.[19] The game introduced a music box which must be remotely wound up on a regular basis to prevent an attack from a particular animatronic.[19] 8-bit minigames were introduced, which are played randomly after death.[19] Five Nights at Freddy's 3 uses a monitor panel, which contains audio, camera, and ventilation.[20] The player must keep certain systems from malfunctioning. These malfunctions can be triggered randomly or by the hallucinations of the animatronics from the first and second games.[21] The ability to seal vents is also added and must be used to prevent the sole tangible animatronic from entering the office.[21] The player can use an audio-based function on the cameras, which triggers a childlike voice to lure the animatronic away from the office.[21] The 8-bit minigames return and are activated by completing side tasks such as clicking on a poster or inputting a code into a wall. If the player completes the minigames, they unlock a secret ending.[22] In Five Nights at Freddy's 4, the gameplay occurs in a bedroom setting, and instead of being a nighttime security guard, the player takes the role of a small child.[23] The player also no longer has access to a camera system.[24][25] The player has four areas in the bedroom to monitor: two hallway doors on both sides of the room, the closet directly in front of them, and the bed behind them.[23] At the doors, the player must listen for animatronics' breathing, which can determine whether they are near.[24] If the player hears breathing at the side doors, they close the door and wait for the animatronics to walk away.[24] If they open the doors too early, however, the animatronics jump scare the player.[24] The player must also prevent small animatronics from accumulating on their bed, and prevent an animatronic from entering their closet. Five Nights at Freddy's 4 also introduces a minigame involving a new animatronic, which offers the player a two-hour skip in the next night for completing the minigame.[23] An elevated control pad is introduced for Sister Location, which can light a room or shock the animatronics.[26] Other mechanics include a second control pad in a breaker room, which controls power to the facility and a flash beacon, which allows the player to see in the dark Funtime Auditorium (a party room) and avoid its animatronic.[26] Sister Location is the only game where the player can move between rooms.[26] Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator has business-style gameplay, and the player must spend in-game money to buy features for their pizzeria.[27] A series of minigames can be played by testing the establishment's attractions.[27] After the player has completed this portion of the game, they complete tasks in a room and fend off hostile, previously-salvaged animatronics.[28] The gameplay of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator shares a number of elements with Five Nights at Freddy's 3, including the importance of ventilation and the ability to distract animatronics with sound.[29] Ultimate Custom Night is a customizable night, in which fifty animatronics are present and have a maximum AI level of twenty.[30] The game includes many mechanics from the previous games, such as the heater, fan, music box, and power generator.[30] The player can choose which characters they want active for a night, and how active the characters will be. Help Wanted combines the gameplay of every other game, and turns into a virtual experience for the player.[31] It also introduces several other minigames, in which the gameplay is variant, and also at times has free-roam.[32] Special Delivery features location-based augmented reality gameplay.[33] The player can switch on their camera, and the footage itself is the game's background. The animatronics will try to attack corresponding to the environment.[33] The animatronics generally have cloaking, which leads them to being invisible.[33] Common elements Security cameras In the first, second, third, seventh, and eighth games, the player has a security-camera system, which observes the animatronic characters. One location can be viewed at a time, and some areas are not visible on the cameras.[34] Most camera feeds are dull, sometimes almost black and white in color, and full of video noise. In the third game, the cameras stop working if their associated system fails.[35] Cameras are used in the fifth game as a mechanic in the fake ending and custom night update, but not in the main game. Lights In the first, second, fourth, fifth, sixth, eighth, and ninth games, lights are used to ward off animatronics or warn the player. Lights in the first, second, fifth, seventh, eighth games are activated with buttons on the walls and illuminate the player's blind spots: the doorway or vent exit, respectively.[34] The lights are similar in the fifth game, but are mounted on a control pad and illuminate the animatronics' rooms. The flashlight in the second and ninth games has a finite battery life, but is infinite in the fourth and seventh games, and must be switched on or off.[36] Battery life varies in the eighth game. The flash beacon, introduced in the fifth game, is used to orient the player in the third and fifth nights' pitch-black rooms.[37] The flashlight is also used in the sixth game, but it is automatically turned on when the player looks at the vents and has unlimited power. Doors and vents In the first, fourth, seventh, and eighth games, doors are to be closed when an animatronic is near. Doors are also present in the fake ending and custom night update of the fifth game with the same function. Vents are featured in the second, third, sixth, seventh, and eighth games, as a medium through which animatronics can get to the player. They are also present in the fifth game as the primary means of transport for the player. Jump scares Every game in the main series contains jump scares, which end a game in defeat as the animatronics are implied to attack the player off-screen.[38] In most jump scares, an animatronic character suddenly appears in the player's view, followed by a loud screaming or roaring noise. Some jump scares, including those by Golden Freddy (in the first game), Nightmare, and Nightmarionne (in the fourth game), consist of a single screen with shrill, distorted audio; these jump scares usually crash (or restart) the g

9:22 correction 🤗 93.51M miles 😄

9:01 I actually died 💀

"too bad ugly begins with u" Me and Tails: DAMN

The last man was just smooth.

“but it’s morning” THERE IS THE SUN IN THE DANG SKY!

Charmin commercials be like: oh no I got off brand toilet paper and my booty still sticky

I love his memes he researches first of all he talks over the meme he edits he does a lot and I appreciate it

“There’s a hooter outside my window” why is that so funny? 😂

3:18 THE TRICKSTER

8:21 the carrot ring + 10 range

12:22 It exists! It's called FPS Chess (duh). There are also two types of pieces (Different only by look and in-battle abilities)

1:45 lol

9:05 best part

1:20 got me laughing

If it’s morning that means ONE BIG STAR

Wait what, i was thinking “That looks like red” Then the next one said “i bet i can get u to say red” WHAT THE

Claim your "Within an Hour" ticket here

0:25 Sadly, no. That is a road to be instantly blocked. 1:24 I’ll allow it. 3:40 Could have been worse. You could have lost your wallet. 5:40 I request a full version of this song, RIGHT NOW! 12:14 I think this is going to get you in criminal troubles, pal.

1:40 too bad ugly begins with u

2:38 well there's the sun

Somebody actually made a chess festival game

Why is this in our bathroom? 7:56

0:04 I DID NOT NOTICE THE PLANE

The meme videos of your channel make me laugh soo much turns bad mood into a good mood thank you ❤️

I love you dumbas

3:30 had me rollin 😂

I died at the owl one😂

10:45 forgot to block out the f bomb😂😂😂

The last text message made my gf blush xD

"Isn't it crazy that the person you are gonna marry is on earth doing smth rn?" Aliens and astronauts: Heartbreak 1000

6:53 waterproof mode

The Christmas one is soooo right

Alternative title: How to roast 101

that smash bros was wild

1:50 is so funny with the numbers

nobody: someone: *died* me: *A* *D* *I* *O* *S*

fun fact: theres actually a game in steam called "fps chess" and its basically chess with guns

10:41 he finally swears!

About the FPS chess, if he reads his, it’s now a thing

5:24 is my favourite text

A random 3rd grader:"I'm in love with a 20 yo" Me: "BURN IT-" Bro this actually happened wtf 😭

Waterproof Water Is Technically Tiny Water Beads That Don't Connect, Just Need a Bucket And Boom, *CLEANED WATERPROOF SOCKS*

2:40 The Sun is a Star

4:11 LOL

Him: u ok Me falling to a volcano (yea) Him: ok

Best texts 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dying laughing

10:15 same bro

2:39 plot twist: he was gonna say your my one and only star

12:23 somebody actually made one😂

10:47 he actually swore

3:12 bro did not just pull up my birthday-

3:11 Me: Oh look my birthday

When the 911 meme the time when i watched it was 9:11

2:40 Sun is a star

Keep up the good work! U got this! You're the best! You're what makes me want to keep going, my strength when I feel weak! Thanks for all that you do, dumbas

Liteñally funny this part

The last one said ,,"I love you" you have to turn your phone upside down instead of just halfway for anyone who is curious :)

10:46 Uncensored clip, use it wisely

MOm: hey son, can you put the fish in the fridzer, i mean frizzle, i meant frezzel!!! Me: "Frezzer" XD mom you made my day!! 😂 Oh wait, wrong vid.

An fps chess game does exists: FPS Chess

2:37 are you sure it’s not stars in the sky the sun is a star!

Never thought someone would put so much work to entertain ppl. Gonna subscribe and also Give this video a like I think. You deserve it. Upcoming videos will be good... As always 😀 ( This. Is. Not. Sus. At. All. )

Little did she know, the stars are still there, you just cant see them

"I threw up in the toilet" me: "i would say i threw grandpa in the toilet" do you get it at least?

5:25 SO RELATABLE

Me after watching this: What the heck just happened?🤦‍♂️😂

3:12 January 29 actually exists

I can relate to that 7 days of Christmas × teacher

5:14 thx tails. You ruined my datw

RIP oof sound 💀😭

Not the first + these videos are a bit funny