FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

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Funny text messages and texts chats from all over the internet
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest texts and chats messages. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their mom and ex - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny text messages and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
Thanks for watching this funny video, if you enjoyed - please leave a like and Subscribe for more content! Fainted uploads Reddit, memes and funny texts videos! This is part 5 of funniest text messages.

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@DrBonks 3 года назад

"Age is just a number" Well prison is just a place

@an_egg_cultist 3 года назад

LoVe iS lOvE

@riftzyy_ 3 года назад

and so is 911

@drippy_ikea_pigeon9646 3 года назад

And so are the years you are spending in jail

@kyndallsmp3 3 года назад

A gun ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 is just a place

@gojo-h7t7n 3 года назад

And so is court

@electrikal_shok588 3 года назад

"You're still lonely, and have no friends" *Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with*

@JayDayKay 3 года назад

You could be a voice actor… like I’m not even joking your voice is awesome

@kirstan 3 года назад

more like a narrator if fainted is bad acting lol

@Simon-Ghost-RiIey 3 года назад

Honestly yes and I’m going to have to take a closer look at that profile

@swagger9823 3 года назад

Lmao I’ve never thought about it

@TheManLarry1 3 года назад

Geez, Get a room.

@bro-io2hw 3 года назад

@Acey_ just like you spelling, so underrated you don’t care about it.

@Tw0Dots 3 года назад

If school audiobooks only featured Fainted’s voice, then I bet I would’ve been valedictorian 🧐

@RubixKyuub 3 года назад

“What’s up cuties” Dumbledore said calmly.

@smolrose7278 3 года назад

@@RubixKyuub LMAOOOOO

@maxyplay1807 3 года назад

whats a valedictorian

@smolrose7278 3 года назад

@@maxyplay1807 highest GPA of your grade when you graduate

@maxyplay1807 3 года назад

@@smolrose7278 oh ok thank you

@nxs_sweat18 3 года назад

“Anyone who addresses their bf as bay I am going to throw my phone at their forehead”…me too 😂

@absolutetalks9259 2 года назад

It’s bae, not bay. Bae being literally just babe without the second b.

@Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 года назад

As a French speaker, I always go up to people saying "bon jaw", if I'm feeling really spicy I sometimes say "common sand van". If I ever need to introduce myself it's really simple with the phrase "Jim apples"

@jayshroomalt 2 года назад

JIM APPLES LMFAO

@guestbacongamer 3 года назад

"chicken kiev" Top 10 best words men have ever spoken

@APerson-ls7be 3 года назад

Hey what's up cuties?! Nearly missed this one 😅 but love you guys you should sub to Fainted but other than that I love you all!! Super happy that all of you are here!! Anyways love you all peace

@alexis5556 3 года назад

What's up

@no5940 3 года назад

🤔

@LiteralBeans 3 года назад

You are indeed a person.

@_serenityyy 3 года назад

@@LiteralBeans A very very person.

@APerson-ls7be 3 года назад

@@LiteralBeans you're right

@kera1998 3 года назад

i just want a comment section where everyone doesn't say "when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺" like we get it

@Anonymous-jt6de 3 года назад

Ikr it's so annoying

@henriciriddell1010 3 года назад

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

@alternategiraffe4792 3 года назад

when fainted calls us cutie 🥺🥺🥺

@phillipwalk3r 3 года назад

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

@quaq9058 3 года назад

when fainted calls us cutie🥺🥺🥺

@AC-qc3ve 3 года назад

5:40 Love your Boris Johnson impression mate, you're doing it better than the PM himself

@shybairnsgetnowt 2 года назад

"Get a Oujia board and ask him" had me in stitches, holy shit 😂😂

@reallysandra1983 2 года назад

You haven't lost anyone close to you, have you? Treasure your innocence.

@infinity8361 2 года назад

@@reallysandra1983 can u take a joke lmao

@reallysandra1983 2 года назад

@@infinity8361 just because you're a clown doesn't mean I have to joke around.

@infinity8361 2 года назад

@@reallysandra1983 yea but it just shows me how soft you are, and tells me everything i need to know about you :)

@reallysandra1983 2 года назад

@@infinity8361 I'd impale you until you're unable to walk without blood squirting from many different places 😂 you're soft, kid.

@Martahasleftthegame 3 года назад

Yay, I love these, I needed some Fainted.

@Tw0Dots 3 года назад

Same. He could read anything and I’d watch

@lunadestiny1238 3 года назад

“I’ll throw my iPhone at you” Bae can I have a phone? Thx

@Giannaisswag 3 года назад

“Age is just a number” You know what else is a number? Your jail fees

@ThatCrazyFanGirl 2 года назад

I love how he replaces curse words with slang. It’s appreciated 💕

@dplayzgames4126 3 года назад

The last one is like amazing, literally the same thing happend to me and i was just hoping that my friend said the same amount but he said we had to also pay 15% of bus gas money to get there so we both got 100$ EPIC WIN

@svartaqueen 3 года назад

0:45 funny enough, chicken kiev is a real food

@FKiz0 3 года назад

WTF😂😂 THE LAST TEXT THO OMG MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂😂

@popper3645 3 года назад

you always brighten my morning. thanks fainted.

@Shr00mbunny 3 года назад

4:52 I like how he sent different angles 😂😭

@kdnvrr 3 года назад

In the ‘my husband’ ‘we are just friends’ what if they’re arranged married lmao💀

@sigridmflclfmd1662 3 года назад

4:49 this is so accurate! Me and my dad ordered something from AliExpress and we got a mail that it arrived but it wasn't. We wrote to them we didn't get and they wrote back that we should sent proof. Like wtf do they want? A photo of my empty mailbox or what?

@smallpp9150 3 года назад

My boy wifi finally made it out the hood🙏🙏🙏

@Luca-jt3ld 2 года назад

7:51 HELP I LOST IT AT THAT POINT

@cloudy9053 3 года назад

Missed my homecoming dance to watch this o.O

@SupremeDearLeader 3 года назад

Man's got his priorities straight

@wrldaint4theweak 3 года назад

fk that, fainted is important.

@fishtickler 3 года назад

priorities

@kingjulien9420 3 года назад

you did the right thing

@KPI-Mello 3 года назад

2:01 that made me laugh way too much

@MadisonHarvill 3 года назад

“Made outta deer ankles” 😭😂

@caoshi4451 3 года назад

THE LAST ONE KILLED ME HAHAHAA

@awild4ND1 3 года назад

6:39 for me, my mom would be the annoyed, angry one and my dad would be the kind one, my dad's really patient

@catchavibehere2366 3 года назад

Him “age is just a number” me “jail is just a sentence”

@catchavibehere2366 3 года назад

Yea lol

@catchavibehere2366 3 года назад

Oh wait

@catchavibehere2366 3 года назад

Your pfp sucks there are ids on this channel!

@captainclux 3 года назад

That last one broke me xD

@crosh7851 3 года назад

When he say ''you da bomb'' he sounded like postal guy

@zyansheep 3 года назад

0:23 bold of you to assume I have a wife

@cadyegore5912 3 года назад

Im literally in love with his voice

@ecchiwaifu 3 года назад

“Hey handsome, hru” GOT ME WHEEZING

@suhapurohit8354 3 года назад

4:24 HAHAHAHAHA I cry 😂😂🤣 Bone jaw my friend, wE hAvE yOuR cHiLd

@mozzarellarellarellarellar8425 3 года назад

Fainted, I watch your videos after committing several acts of violence, helps me get rid of the voices!

@marandabaker6387 2 года назад

lmao the way he said " you da bomb" im crying of laughter

@noflicks1820 Год назад

the switching "NO" to "FUCK YESS" is insane

@davidbjorkstrom4124 3 года назад

HOLY U HAVE GAINED SUBS SINCE I WAS HERE LAST TIME!👏👏

@articlmao1050 2 года назад

8:50 THE GUY WHO SPEAKS IN SUBTITLES😂

@Charlie-ce7cd 3 года назад

2:34 I Thought They Were Going To Say "Your Prisoner Number" lol

@boo-bees 3 года назад

0:03 b i s e x u a l

@ikigai1479 2 года назад

seeing fainted learn about bisexuals and not being weird about it was just perfecttt ahdjkt

@inspacewithanidiot7693 3 года назад

It's true, I didn't subscribe and Pewdiepie actually stole my wife 😳

@Cctv-camera550 3 года назад

Damn, that tuff

@Tw0Dots 3 года назад

Damn, that tuff

@Cctv-camera550 3 года назад

@@Tw0Dots ye

@cherrybomb5570 3 года назад

@@Tw0Dots Damn, that tuff

@PotatoPizza420 3 года назад

lmao he really said “stole”. She was always Pewd’s side chick, you were the side husband of the side chick

@flowe4767 3 года назад

The one at the end is huge POG

@scaramoucheswifey 2 года назад

"Age is just a number" *Hell is just your future*

@mryahmati8865 3 года назад

This was really funny😂

@mryahmati8865 3 года назад

how?

@swiv4563 3 года назад

which one was funny

@taijeronevera 3 года назад

It's always the zoom that makes it funnier xd

@user-Saturn_DaBest Год назад

"Age is just a number" So is 911.

@GalacticStudios69 3 года назад

Noodles=Dough=Dough=Milk,Wheat, and eggs and sugar, ect Pasta=Lactose Intolerant

@u1traec1ipse 3 года назад

fainted gives me life

@mochisprite9779 2 года назад

I think the "I have 7 boyfriends" girl was an army lol

@rhysannia 3 года назад

I’ve been waiting for this

@mia_walker10 2 года назад

"you're actuallyjust a birch!" im crying

@_Ripped 3 года назад

The first part got me 💀💀

@HarishKumar-pi2nb 2 года назад

7:41 the second one is far better than first

@Gigi-eg2do 3 года назад

Once it got to “hey lebron” I got an ad about pads-

@derrickchannel1 3 года назад

Mans got his priorities right, karate>everything else

@noahsaldivar3271 3 года назад

I saw that message when I was reading this comment haha.

@sykostarz 3 года назад

2:20 BAHAHA 😭😂

@shroomieisgone 3 года назад

"Bone jaw my friend, we have your child."

@espresso8119 3 года назад

◾🔻💧◾

@maxedoutswagger1152 3 года назад

0:59 love this one xD

@vanessa8007 3 года назад

I love this so much 😂

@darwinkim2919 2 года назад

4:19 I can confirm via the power of google translate: bone jaw is English for: (drumroll please) bone jaw.

@vrfrfgnfgnjr4373 3 года назад

The first guy follows the motto: any holes a goal

@chubzburna 3 года назад

AYO 😭

@amazingmrpig6369 2 года назад

8:24 my man got that cheesecak out of his cheesecock

@ekko1222 2 года назад

Voice actor award-

@Vital.... 3 года назад

hey fainted i have watched all of your yt vids on xbox and i love you

@KrustiOS 3 года назад

HOLY SHIT THAT 2017 PICTURE THO 😂

@tritime1236 2 года назад

7:07 - 7:10, that's savage

@ratboy2 2 года назад

2:17 Maybe they’re spouses in a QPR? hopefully lmao

@starlitinsides 2 года назад

"age is just a number" "well 911 is one two hun"

@gigachad6490 3 года назад

i felt the starbucks one

@cutefort6566 2 года назад

Wow 1.51m subs congrats i remember last time I watched you you had 800k great to watch you again

@beth9902 3 года назад

im crying i actually searched up what bone jaw was in french 🧍‍♀️

@duckygaming5067 3 года назад

4:43 how it ended made me dieing laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@I_ateslime 2 года назад

I love your videos!

@potato_chip Год назад

5:13 I can’t breathe no more.

@skxxrz 3 года назад

“how could you call karate bad” *guy sensei voice*

@dracodevion5 3 года назад

the last one lmao man had his back

@Mary-bk4fu 2 года назад

*"you da bomb" felt kinda personal*

@picklerick3358 2 года назад

The moms snap character looks exactly like my moms

@sgdy2834 3 года назад

7:30 my relationships: nonexistant

@unexpected382 2 года назад

4:04 I almost spat my water out. 😂🤣

@shivikachintanippu9300 3 года назад

Dude should really be a voice actor.

@boredpersonlol4966 3 года назад

your laugh reminds me of a guy in a movie, and ist funny how you do the voices.

@jonathanmoelester448 3 года назад

5:50 LOL hahaha

@trentlee6823 3 года назад

Am i the only one sick of seeing the "OMG HE CALLED US CUTIES" in every comment?

@justacanofbeans8217 3 года назад

Yes you are the only one

@freidamwa4489 3 года назад

Bro fr

@bigsmoke2362 3 года назад

0:45 funny enough, chicken kiev is a real food

@Laskaa9 3 года назад

People should be texting their emotions like that guy, cuz i literally don't understand any emotions threw text, fucks things up sometimes

@d.m.brandon8411 2 года назад

I love your vids there so funny

@bad_animations3292 3 года назад

The last one tho got me laughing

@ninja-ho6eq 3 года назад

I missed this series.

@thesigmaman12 2 года назад

bro these voice impressions lmao i heard u sound like stewie griffin and peter from family guy haha

@Olofplayz 3 года назад

Oh you called me a cutie?… Well… What’s up handsome. 😣

@chase_8249 3 года назад

"chicken keiv" -Random Dad

@JenzyJex 3 года назад

“but age is just a number” and the electric chair is just a furniture am i’m right?

@emperorchaos2583 3 года назад

Fainted is the only person that will call me a Cutie

@LucasN00b 3 года назад

cutie

@davi4308 3 года назад

@@LucasN00b yes. B O X

@emperorchaos2583 3 года назад

@@LucasN00b you have the name of my crush-

@LucasN00b 3 года назад

@@emperorchaos2583 bro moment

@emperorchaos2583 3 года назад

@@LucasN00b very odd coincidence ngl

@rodynvt7485 2 года назад

i watched 3 of your videos and in all 3 i can hear the beeps of a truck backing up

@permissionfromddududduduto2951 3 года назад

3:58 why did I right away thought about BTS?

@amberfaith3196 3 года назад

LOL just the comment I was looking for Sammeeeeeee 🤣💜🤣

@harryyt5810 2 года назад

The last one 😂