"Hello sir. I am the owner of the store, I'd like to treat you to one complimentary six pack of your choice. I have informed my staff, if anyone tries to stop you, they are to be executed."
I've seen the Director's edition of this. Right after it cuts off he says, "and now I execute you". Then he turns around and just farts for, like, 15 minutes.
@Eric Wright Well it was a little uncivilized when he told the clerk his family should be executed lol but I mean, he's drunk so we can let that one slide haha
"They didn't tell you?" * 2 hours later * "Hey Paul, forgot to mention, there's gonna be a little drunk Mexican dude drinking beer on aisle 6 today, just leave him to it"
Hahahah, me too! I was already cracking up, and while I know he'd already mentioned something about a 6 pack, it was when I actually saw the 6 pack sitting there on the shelf that I REALLY broke up laughing. I'll have to watch again because I'm not sure if he had been standing in front of the 6er the whole time, or if it somehow just blended in really well, because I didn't catch a single glimpse until he gets closer and the guy puts his empty back I the box, lolol. Aside from that, there's just something about it sitting there kn the shelf that made it look halfway normal and made the dude look even more at home, as if he'd been standing in his kitchen with his 6 pack sitting on his kitchen counter as he stood around and drank a beer while waiting for his buddy, or perhaps the supermarket owner, to come over and eat chips and perhaps enjoy a cold one himself, hahah.
If Bud light wants to make a comeback they better make this man the face of their beer. He'd be like, "Bud light is the best beer, they never told you that?"
the manager watching tv at home: "oh damn i forgot to tell my workers that marve is coming in sometime today to drink some of our beers and lean against stuff"
no wonder there was just one box of six beers in the entire shelf, he probably grabbed that from another aisle and drank behind cover thinking he was safe this man's scheme has more layers than i thought
My dad once had this dude from his rancho in Mexico working for him at his cabinet shop.. one day he pulled over to take oranges from an unpicked grove, meanwhile a chp officer witnessed the whole thing and pulled him over. When he asked Cono what he was doing he explained that he works for the owner, intrigued the officer asked for the name of the company and Cono said, in worse than broken english, "the orange corporation" the officer laughed and let him go.
Not gonna lie but in someway it has some truth like Why are you really fighting for a pack of beers. Forget about everything around you for a second and just picture yourself in an empty space fighting for his pack of beer.
I am wondering if that black guy employee would have talk to a fellow black man the same way he talked to the Hispanic dude??! Straight up...i dont think so.
Guys I'm the owner of the store and I did give him permission for just one 6 pack as long as he stayed within the store, as for the employee his whole family was in fact executed...
I work at this store. And that employee was late that day and missed the morning meeting where the manager said to disregard the man that will be drinking a 6pack in aisle 5 today as he is being treated by the owner.
Yeah what's wrong with people filming and being these social justice warriors fuck that, let the dude enjoy his beer, malls are aware of that, they include a % of money in the bills for shoplifting. Just film in silence.
Dude called it right then and there, too. The drunkest, most incoherent prophet of our time. Neverd- never- NEVERDELESS, just walk on, don't worry about it.
Owner chilling in his home: Damn🤔, I forgot to mention to my staff that my boy Juanito will be chilling drinking the 6pack I treated him to inside the store. Hopefully none of my employees stop him or else I'll have to execute them.
“They didn’t tell you”. That’s classic! I’m going to start using that sht from now on. Boss “why didn’t you come to work?” They didn’t tell you? Teacher “why you late to class?” They didn’t tell you? Wife “why didn’t you come home last night?” They didn’t tell you?
Seen this about 4 years ago it's still funny today! What's even funnier is the comments, just reading through all the comments that people have left is hilarious!😂😂😂
Can't be mad at him he held his composure. It was actually the camera going out of bound with the language over a 6pk beer. OVER a six pack beEr?! Common man. Lol
Dude: you going tf out the store. Drunk guy: language. Lmao a well mannered drunk who is willing to execute people for snitching but wont allow cursing.
Legendary how he posts up to drink a 6 pack of beer at the chips and dip section lol. Guaranteed he would've opened a bag of hot cheetos at beer 3 if he was left alone
Some say he died in that very spot. Others that he was arrested there. Either way, it is said his spirit still roams the chip aisle. "They didn't tell you?" He whispers, a chill goes down your spine.
