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You guys discussing night club farts absolutely killed me 😭😂

Omg my mom always asks me to tell my dad that "we" want food when SHE wants it and I'm 21 😭💀

I discovered y'all a few days ago and am now completely obsessed. Much love from across the pond. The laughter is infectious, and I love how chill James is saying the most outrageous/enraging stuff.

The Chik Fil-A was hilarious. It's true daughters can get things out of there fathers. Even when my Dad said a loud robust "NO"! The next morning when I woke up it would magically be there as if a fairy or some other sci-fi creature dropped it off. And my Dad wouldn't say a word. "I'd say thank you Daddy" and he would either make a small growing sound or a short and low mhmm. Once he said, "And that's it, that's all you're getting". Later that day he purchased some cookie dough from me and my sister for a fundraiser.

“I’ve got friends and they’ve got eyes” 🤣🤣

Yo, the dude broke up my best friends marriage is named Garrett… Couldn’t be a more appropriate name also, considering he’s the…butt of all our jokes

These ones are always my favourite 😂😂 the way Fuhad jumps when he’s making a joke about he’s just said 😂💀

the way he yells james makes me laugh everytime💀

The Kanye and Kim tweet was jokes 🤣 😂

Came across these Kings 3 days ago and my obsession 😍😍😍 literally been watching back to back

every time Fuhad says “that is a threat” i laugh hard af! literally out of breath

James doing the 'North to Yeezy' part took me out🤣🤣😭.

If someone offers you money...you say 'NO i have salary'🤣🤣

" my vibe is so different" gets me everytime 😂😂😂💀

Literally came across you guys over this weekend as I been in bed sick all weekend and I've been obsessed 😂😂 Heaps of love from NZ ❤️

"who's batty's hot?!" 🤣🤣🤣

Discovered these guys just yesterday and now i'm obsessed.

I’m the one to tell my daughter tell daddy we want Chik Fil A 😂

The grandma one took me out🤣🤣💔

This podcast provides me with consistent, contagious laughter 😂 Love you guys!

It's the Donda school for me😂😂😂😂😂😂

That Garrett short for cigarette one made me snort in public.

You know the podcast is amazing when you choose it over music and use your limited data for it ❤

the daughter one is so real bc i’m the youngest girl my dad never tells me no🤣

I absolutely love how many comments there are saying a video randomly popped up and they’ve been obsessed ever since cause the same exact thing happened to me. I even already have a comfort video😂🤣your guys are HILARIOUS🙏🏽😭🤍

As the youngest daughter, as 21 years old, I can still get my father to get me whatever I want (within reason obv).

My neighbour does deports from Canada and actually had someone do the poop thing right before take off. He told me they had to call in reinforcements because not only were they being deported but they were also causing a biohazard 😭 He said as soon as he saw shit he was off 🤣

🤣😂😂 I'm James when I found out about Donda School like... whe?? 🤪

Honestly you guys are the only reason I'm not Tearing my hair out, I work on Sundays (sales) 😭

Y’all are so funny! You popped up on my TL a few days ago and I’m so happy that you did. New Sub

That grandma one was hilarious

The Mike Myers one at the end absolutely sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cos same

The height one had me struggling to breathe 😂😂

I discovered you guys today and I binged so many videos you guys are hilarious!!

Ha ha MY dad does ANYTHING my daughter wants... we all (me, my mom, my sisters) use her like, "Go tell papa you want...." ha ha from the time she was 2 until this day and she's 26 now and it still works.

😂 Liquidate all his assets?! That’s a heartfelt one.

James is so fed up with Kanye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The one about telling her daughter to tell dad they want chick fil a had me dead...I do this with my kids like once a month 😅😂

Hey man You guys always make my day either uploading on RU-vid or podcast...I'll listen to both coz you're the best podcast on the planet. Love from Kenya ❤️

No i have a salary and struggle builds character 🤣😂🤣

Meant to be on a worrior nun binge... spent the whole day watching you man 😂🤣 I can't cope

I literally love their laughs. Kills me

Lmfao my vibe is just different 😂😂😂 facts !

One of the best channels I’m subscribed to 😂

James really said “I just wanna smell perfume and lollipops 🤭”

That night club fart hits different.......especially when your mouth just happens to be open and as soon as you turn you get the smell and the taste of club odor mixed with hot fart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀that's something that can kill you in Trinidad 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

3:34 And this is how you create the subject of a serial killer documentary

We us the same slang in Trinidad very refreshing podcast glad I found your channel

I just had the longest day and am so happy I watched this clip. Had me in my stitches ahahahahahhahahahaha

I’m sorry I’m Fukin crying “glued it back on” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(Brace yourself darling) 😂😂😂😂😂

I just dropped a new track on ShxtsNGigs, Hope you guys enjoy!

Perfume and lollipops 🍭 🤣

I feel the height thing, I once asked a guy how tall he was and he typed for a while and finally answered that he was 6ft tall only to meet him and he was actually 5'6. I've never outrightly been mean to a guy for lying but that I couldn't let slide.

Who else loves watching the two heads go back and forth in the intro and outro lol just me?

I should not have watched this in public transport. They didn't deserve that scream I let out at the fart tweet

Hope for an eventual part 2 please

Discovered you today and I keep coming back.

Much love from 🇩🇲🇬🇩

I pressed subscribe after a 15 secound short of yall reading something those laughs I never hit it so fast

I was laughing and all until the “Obviously a chick wrote that” and that did it for me.

The whole ask Daddy for Chick-fil-A thing is hilarious because the kids always use the youngest one to come to me and say they want something or they want to go eat somewhere LOL because they know the youngest always get their way cuz they're not the kid who acts up 😂😂😂😂😂

🤣😂🤣😂 glued it back on my ass, welcome to the friends zone.

Chick Fil A is my daughter asking me to tell daddy to get it.

Can't be drinking a hot beverage whilst watching this

Nice to see Jaylen Brown enlightening Troy Deeney abt his sponsor’s school, Donda Academy 😭😭

I’m on my break at work HOWLING from the staff room

Omg you two are the best 😂😂❤😂😂

Best podcast ever 🎉🎉🎉

Watching this at 3am when I returned from the pubs😂😂😂😂🥲

This is everything 😂 for sure saving me from PPD

😭😭🤣"no I have a salary"

Nah real talk, them club farts 😂 you always look at the baddie on the vicinity and are like “it better not be you” 🤣🤣🤣

i swear everytime i see a clip of these guys they have a thousand more subs

I love this so much 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

The one you think you read before I think is the one where the girl had her man saved under something bad in her phone and tried to style it out to him lol

The go tell dad we want food yess

Can you guys run for joint pm please? You'd sort this shit show out in no time 🤞😂

“that’s a teee-hreattt James “

Donda is his mother. I agree, leave them where they are at.

Wait that first one, didn’t that mean table in a “what are you bringing to the table” relationship wise? 😅

No you say no I have a salary. Men I swear 😂

I jus wanna smell perfume and lollipops 😂😂😂

1:30 SALARY LOL

Which Twitter feed do you find these at?

That Beyblade comment was a fucking belter 🤣👌👌

The Michael Myers one took me out

The Mike Meyers one 😅

In order to type in all caps constantly he’d have to REPEATEDLY tap the caps sign every time he typed a word . That’s wild

Smelling Joop is way worse than smelling poop in the club 😂 because you know you’re about to be oooh sorry darlin’d whilst he presses up against you even though it’s only you two in a 2m radius.. back up this isn’t 2003

My mom offered me money and I told her No, I have an allowance 😅

So true about daughters and dad's.

Be still my beating heart. I love these guys so much haha

Me everyday here getting my daily dose of happiness and crushing on james

how many tabs does breh have on his laptop 😭🤣

If you aren’t in the Patreon fam here, you are missing OUT❤

“YOU HATE E V E R Y O N E !”

Heard it as a joke about the meds before.

Where can i find the weekly questions?

Funniest two 😂