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Nah the jury duty one is unreal 💀

One wishes they could be a duck floating around Canada 😔

Bro stands like a south Park character

That bean looks like me at 8am when the teachers be yapping about shit we never learned last year

“Let’s review your mistakes” had me rolling😂😂😂

A corndog is like the strange uncle of the Wellington family

I remember when the Duck visited my city. It was so cool, and it kinda became iconic where I live.

Bro is the only one of my subscribers who randomly posts at 2:30am 💀

Why does the dr pepper one make so much sense 😂

First dude is standing in 2d💀

That first guy's standing in 1st position

Second one is just the Pina Colada song in modern times lmao

I have committed several crimes against humanity yet nobody will ever know because this will be buried

How to convince myself that taxed are worth it: fund the duck.

“That’s not the point! 😫🥺” God, I really HATE it when people like that suddenly try to play innocent. It makes me irrationally, violently angry.

There is so much emotion in that bean and it doesn’t even have the capability to express emotion.

Duolingo owl be stalking you 😂

Bro stands like how we used to draw peoples feet

Bro stands like how i draw characters

Bro's standing like a person in a childrens drawing 💀

That duck floats around Hong Kong as well, and people take so many photos of it 😂

bro is talking in 2x speed

“You see, it’s only a bad thing if someone other than me is doing it.” -Her last half a brain cell

jury duty is crazy 😭 DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM 12 ANGRY MEN?!

Bro stands like my kindergarten drawings

That first person must take ballet

I remember visiting the duck. IT WAS ENORMOUS

bros standing in first position (ballet)

The duck thing would be cool as it’s a moveable local attraction

Dude better be joking with jury thing because if they find out and wanna be petty, you gonna get a few charges😂

The duck one is real, too.

“That bean doesn’t have a face but it looks so done with that other bean”😂😂

The duck was a perfect investment.

The corn dog one got me rethinking my whole life

I absolutely love the bean one

I guarantee you you can find 200,000 people that will pay a dollar for that duck

Bro stands like Charlie brown 🗿

That bean looks so *pissed*

I can’t atop snorting whenever I see that image of the dude parallel parking his feet 💀💀💀

not the bean drawing being smth my friend drew in 8th grade 🐦‍⬛

CANADA NEEDS TO GIVE US OUR DUCK BACK

Bro my brain remembers my mistakes and it’s always my ex😂😂😂😂😂

bro got that 2d aah stance

THE DUCK IS DOING HIS BEST! OK!!!!

The duck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

So they both cheaters for the second one? Sounds like they deserve each other

Hold on the barbecue sauce one makes a little too much sense

I mean I wouldn’t mind the duck, 200k is less than a politicians salary and then there’s a big ass duck to enjoy

Duolingo wants you to correct your mistakes

The duck was worth it.

1st has two people standing back to back

Some construction company owner was trying to decide whether to close his business and lay off his staff or go without lunches this month and the Canadian government said “why not both? We need a big rubber duck.”

the corn dog is that one annoying cousin

Ballet dancer spotted

Doctor pepper is electrified barbecue water

I think the first person is a ballet dancer

A giant rubber duck is one of the better things tax money has gone to

The fact I saw that duck 4 years ago....

Wait, the corn dog and the beef Wellington stuff actually makes me insane

The beans are slaying

I personally saw that duck two years ago

I always laugh at these keep it up😂

Bros a baller dancer

I saw that giant duck in Detroit one time and I took a selfie of me with it.

That duck is exactly what I want my tax money to go to.

There should be another duck so they can be together

Well im gonna be thinking about the corn dog one for a while..

Na he was standing like sans.

corn dogs… MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

Ketchup is a liquid. Ketchup is about 20% sugar. There for Ketchup is a sports drink

At my local Sheetz they have Dr. Pepper dipping sauce and it actually slaps on curly fries!

wait but why **is** he standing like that??? 😂

Girl, have you ever thought that maybe the reason your husband is on Tinder is because he tryna find someone better?

I had something on my screen and it looked like it has eyes

How he bean tough.

I mean They take the duck to float around other places too

Jury duty one is funny but, what if person wasnt guilty, tgat thought jt horrifying

pay my dads jail bail or delet twitter

*Pork Wellington*

First guy must be related to Jake Webber

our duck didn’t do anything so don’t diss my boy

Leave the duck alone!

B E A N 🗿

I got to say the duck was worth it shit I would’ve paid $2 million for the duck

do as i say, not as i do.

Corndog= American wellington

no no no IS the beef wellington a member of the corndog family)

Total Drama ahh stand

No a beef wellington is in the corndog family.

I’m a very expensive duck

No… the wellingtons are in the corn dog family

"don't ask me what I was doing on tinder, that's not the point" actually it sorta is

Tried the stance out. Its actually not easy. But im drunk af too so figure it yourself

No barbecue sauce made make Dr Pepper cause barbecue sauce has been around much longer

I'm Canadian so I'm in the country of the rubber duckies thats why I have 39 rubber ducks i counted it is 39 ducks

Since when have there been croissants in Minecraft

Why they both on tinder 💀

RIGHT AFTER THE LETS REVIEW YOUR MISTAKES I GOT A DUOLINGO NOTIF THAT IM GONNA LOSE MY STREAK WTAF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

dude that fucking duck is my nemesis also its not just in canada ive seen it in minnesota too

Excuse me? Canada duck is not just doing his best. Canada bought the cutest megapresent for itself that sparks joy. Collectively as a population, that might be one of the most expensive gifts Canadians (as individual people) will have purchased for themselves that hopefully the majorty of them will enjoy. Gotta learn to #TreatYaself like Canada does. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.