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Funny Adult Joke: A Guy Visits A Witch About His 25 Inch Problem 

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A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor.
He explains that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint from the ladies.
“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “Is there anything you can do for me?”
The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do.”
“But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.”
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man visits the witch and relays his story.
“Witch, my manhood is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You’re my last hope!”
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you.”
“Do this,” the witch tells the man.
“Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond.”
“In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic.”
“You say to the frog, 'will you marry me?'”
“When the frog says 'no', you will find your problem has shrunken 5 inches.”
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.
He found the magic frog in the pond, sitting on a log, as the witch described.
He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO!”
The man looked down and suddenly his manhood was 5 inches shorter.
“WOW,” he screamed out loud, “This is great!”
But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again.
“Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”
The man felt another twitch in his groin, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed, “This is fantastic!”
He looked down at his weapon again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out,
“Frog will you marry me?”
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head,
“How many times do I have to tell you?”...
“NO, NO, NO!”
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Комментарии : 40   
@captmorgan266
@captmorgan266 3 года назад
oh my!
@josephplatania5593
@josephplatania5593 3 года назад
Thanks
@cheokonnchan5944
@cheokonnchan5944 3 года назад
Moral of the story, "dont press your luck."
@nr3059
@nr3059 Год назад
Push
@jasonseidel3784
@jasonseidel3784 2 года назад
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@WellBreadIII
@WellBreadIII 3 года назад
ROFLOL 😅😅😅 what a shame, nice one👍
@Pete-z6e
@Pete-z6e 3 года назад
Anyone that didn’t see that coming should get out more.
@qualityman1965
@qualityman1965 3 года назад
Where is the frog? An extra 5"would make me more popular.
@ameliahribal1607
@ameliahribal1607 3 года назад
That was hilarious 🤣
@livewire2759
@livewire2759 3 года назад
Well... back to the witch...
@BxCortez2050
@BxCortez2050 3 года назад
Ha
@donblack8661
@donblack8661 3 года назад
....thanks a million, and the Queen flew out the window...
@bg6b7bft
@bg6b7bft 3 года назад
Here I thought the punchline would be "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes"
@princesunnyboy
@princesunnyboy 3 года назад
No no no and the last 15 inches gone 😂😂😂😂😂
@christophermichaelfuller5448
@christophermichaelfuller5448 3 года назад
Oooh, I get it! Because the wife probably didn't use the 1200 thread count Egyptian cotton bed sheets. Hey, that's pretty funny.
@reynaldodavid2913Jo
@reynaldodavid2913Jo 3 года назад
OHHH MY! NOTHING WAS LEFE 15 LESS 5 AND LESS 5 AND LESS 5 =0... HOW PITIFUL...
@jameschan1791
@jameschan1791 3 года назад
Doesn't matter, you have to know how to use what you have. Knowing females, you're going to get a whole lot of practice perfecting your technique
@damariperez8429
@damariperez8429 3 года назад
NO🐸 NO🐸 NO🐸 OK OK STOP🐛
@goddukee
@goddukee 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spikebrannigan
@spikebrannigan 3 года назад
If this doesn't scream "Twilight Zone" irony, I don't know what the Hell does!!!!! ROTFHLMFAO TIMES INFINITY SQUARED!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dr.leftfield9566
@dr.leftfield9566 3 года назад
I need to find that forest and pond and a frog that does want to get married.
@joandondero1736
@joandondero1736 3 года назад
Dr. Leftfield.....It’s NOT the size of the “boat; it’s the motion of the “ocean”!
@rogerjamespaul5528
@rogerjamespaul5528 3 года назад
No mate, just go a horse stable and look for mare.
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 3 года назад
@@joandondero1736 Well it takes forever to get to England in a rowboat.
@joandondero1736
@joandondero1736 3 года назад
@@Jarock316 If the boat is strong & sturdy, “forever” might just be a new way of looking at a beautiful sunrise/sunset. ♥️
@dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189
@dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189 3 года назад
...and this - is how a frog can give you a wart.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 3 года назад
that was clever! : )
@rxb364
@rxb364 3 года назад
that was a lot of BULL ,,,,,,, Frog in that joke
@thaintriguing1
@thaintriguing1 2 года назад
From that day forward he became a woman
@rogerjamespaul5528
@rogerjamespaul5528 3 года назад
If I tried that just once, I would end up with a 1 inch hole.
@joandondero1736
@joandondero1736 3 года назад
He should have stoped at 15”..... Sad.
@rogerjamespaul5528
@rogerjamespaul5528 3 года назад
Maybe we should build a time machine and warn him.
@markrodriguez9442
@markrodriguez9442 3 года назад
LOL! Ohno! My manhood!
@albertobot
@albertobot 3 года назад
You should be satisfied with what you have, right? Haha
@internalinjectiontrulyhere770
@internalinjectiontrulyhere770 2 года назад
Riddlewise joke when you make it sound funny lol
@Jessiejam-44
@Jessiejam-44 3 года назад
Lame. But that’s religion.
@senor6370
@senor6370 3 года назад
I thought the witch turned itself into the frog and will say yes.
@colinmccarthy7921
@colinmccarthy7921 3 года назад
Brilliant.
@m.e.7558
@m.e.7558 3 года назад
just the kind of jokes for 8 year olds...........
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