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Funny (dirty) Joke: A woman joins a golf club and astonishes the men 

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A woman joins a golf club.
When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says,
“I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”
No-one wants to say yes, but they’re on the spot.
Finally, one man says. “Okay, but we start at 6:30am.”
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, “Okay.”
She’s there at 6:30am sharp, and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She’s fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, “I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.”
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They’re totally amazed. They can’t figure her out. She’s very pleasant and a gracious winner.
They invite her back again, but each man harbours a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she’s 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.
This week she plays right-handed, and narrowly beats all three of them.
The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she’s so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can’t hold a grudge.
This woman is a riddle no-one can figure out.
They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her,
“How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?”
The lady blushes, and grins. “When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous,” she replies.
“I like to switch back and forth.”
“When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude.”
“From then on, I developed a silly habit.”
“Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him.”
“If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed.”
“If it points to the left, I golf left-handed.”
The guys think this is hysterical.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says cheekily,
“What if it’s pointing straight up?”
She says,
“Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.”
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Комментарии : 44   
@georgepruitt637
@georgepruitt637 Год назад
A golden oldie.
@louisebrown4622
@louisebrown4622 Год назад
Brilliant I was waiting and waiting for the punchline
@andyminter7692
@andyminter7692 2 года назад
Love it.
@dave5833
@dave5833 2 года назад
As we are golfers this is very funny thanks.
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 2 года назад
Glad you enjoyed it
@johnstewartBr3X1T
@johnstewartBr3X1T Год назад
Lmfao - beauty!
@rayberczik7251
@rayberczik7251 2 года назад
Lmao! Good one!
@jefferybrianring191
@jefferybrianring191 2 года назад
That was hilarious
@littleblitz8239
@littleblitz8239 2 года назад
Awesome
@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 2 года назад
Not bad!!😂😂😂😂
@albertstashin4371
@albertstashin4371 2 года назад
That was pretty good!
@ezrabrooks12
@ezrabrooks12 3 года назад
FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 3 года назад
Glad you enjoyed!
@carlthornton3076
@carlthornton3076 2 года назад
Very Good!..
@mystudent11
@mystudent11 3 года назад
Love it. That was a great answer.
@ditishti4972
@ditishti4972 3 года назад
Haha makes total sense
@BobK5
@BobK5 2 года назад
I could see that one coming………😇
@ianstewartorr8455
@ianstewartorr8455 2 года назад
My dad was a golfer and he used to say I here you’re intercourse champion LOL 🤪🤪🤪
@nelsonclub7722
@nelsonclub7722 3 года назад
that ...was...a...very.....very....long....walk....to...the....punchline.......
@tinaforbes1059
@tinaforbes1059 2 года назад
As golfers do, they spoiled the good walks/joke .
@mikeymikeFType
@mikeymikeFType 2 года назад
A funeral cortège was passing a golf course and a guy was about to Tee off when he stopped, took his cap off and bowed his head as the cortege passed. His friend said “ That was very respectful” He replied “ Well we were married for 20 years”
@tinaforbes1059
@tinaforbes1059 2 года назад
Oh, bless. She died of being a golf widow for 20 odd years.
@bronwynsearle2117
@bronwynsearle2117 2 года назад
Haha 😂
@Renklaf1
@Renklaf1 2 года назад
I AM NOT A ROBOT!
@jacksonsay37
@jacksonsay37 3 года назад
I first heard this joke with a male bowler.
@fabriziobrutti1205
@fabriziobrutti1205 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@johnhudson1965
@johnhudson1965 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@johno4521
@johno4521 Год назад
On the days she's fifteen minutes late, does she then play left or right-handed? What if she wasn't playing till the afternoon?
@JBJHonez
@JBJHonez 2 года назад
Hahahaha, good one
@slowlyrusting4044
@slowlyrusting4044 2 года назад
A guy walks into the bar, sits down and takes out a tiny piano and a small man who immediately starts playing the piano. Another man asks, " Where'd you get that guy and piano ?" The guy tells him, " There is a genie outside who'll grant you any wish you desire but you'll need to speak really loud because the genie is hard of hearing" A third man asks, "How do you know he's hard of hearing ?" The man replies, " Do you think I asked for a 10" pianist?"
@Agnusdei515
@Agnusdei515 2 года назад
😊😀😅
@radar0412
@radar0412 2 года назад
Woman goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I was out at the golf course and got stung by a Bee between The first and the second Hole." The doctor replies "I can tell you right now that your stance is too wide."
@alphabravo8703
@alphabravo8703 Год назад
I was just fixin to tell the same joke, but she tells the grounds keeper and the club pro is the one telling her about her stance.
@veteranpatriot4474
@veteranpatriot4474 3 года назад
I heard a similar joke but it involved Fishing. HA HA HA.
@tj921able
@tj921able 2 года назад
😛😂😂😂
@markschroeder2578
@markschroeder2578 2 года назад
An Aggie got married. During his honeymoon, the bride catches him leaving and wanted to know where he's going. He says "I have a confession to make. I'm a golfer and I like to play until it gets late." To which she replied "I have a confession to make too. I'm a hooker and I stay out really late too." He looks at her and replies "A hooker huh. So what is it, your grip or your stance?" 😁😁😁😁
@tinaforbes1059
@tinaforbes1059 2 года назад
Nice one 👍. Fore s.... .
@Rankeova
@Rankeova 2 года назад
"War&Peace" with desperately forced point - a joke?!
@VinhNguyen-ek5lr
@VinhNguyen-ek5lr 2 года назад
Very funny, but the punch line was predictable.
@howlinhobbit
@howlinhobbit 3 года назад
Sophie Tucker told a much briefer version of this joke, featuring laundry day instead of golf, way back in the 1920s. her punchline was better.
@JT_70
@JT_70 2 года назад
It’s great that you still have such a good memory after all those years.
@senor6370
@senor6370 2 года назад
I listened to your novel. Maybe add a few more chapters to your joke next time and make it half an hour straight.
@amazingshhots
@amazingshhots Год назад
please remove the subtitles for god's sake
@jimireese4113
@jimireese4113 3 года назад
Ill
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