Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

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A full package of ingame and lobby jokes from Smii7y's Warzone videos. Clips go in a special order. Chapters' timestamps may help you navigate the video. Or you can watch the whole thing with some snacks :)
Please, enjoy :)
Smii7y's channels:
/ @smii7y
/ @smii7yplus
/ @smii7yminus
The boys:
@BlargMyShnoople
@Bigpuffer
@Grizzy
@ElasticDroid
@soup
@WiddasTy
@EliLikesRice
and others
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Warzone playlist:
• Warzone
3 videos that are not there:
• Warzone Moments but it...
• Warzone Moments that m...
• Warzone Moments that r...
Themes' chapters:
00:00 - Froggy frucket
07:37 - Hamburgers
12:21 - Cows?
13:14 - Pax
15:38 - AN ANT!
17:12 - some stories with a$ses
18:37 - Ingame Wild Jokes
32:36 - ASMR Lobby
36:46 - Tasty Lobby
38:53 - Just Lobby Jokes
01:03:58 - 🎹 Outro:
Boyz On The TRAQ ft. Ramsteez, Shotgun Willy
/ boyz-on-the-traq-ft-ra...
@traqula:
@ramsteez175
@ShotgunWilly
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My twitter: / bluebirryn - actually there's nothing special
#smii7y #warzone

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@BloodyMobile 10 месяцев назад

"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

@ThatSkyKyle 9 месяцев назад

Looool

@Error-2156-X 6 месяцев назад

I agree

@bru9383 5 месяцев назад

Don't threaten me with a good- huh

@mikkelnpetersen 28 дней назад

11 billion crabs

@sandman5891 11 месяцев назад

I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

@zboy1152 7 месяцев назад

21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

@bluebirryn 7 месяцев назад

I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

@turboismad9376 3 месяца назад

*MY NAME RUPERT.*

@scarlettexenon 6 месяцев назад

14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt

@SemiEclectic Месяц назад

Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.

@sadface8059 День назад

@@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

@santinopucheta1111 7 месяцев назад

19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

@Anigaming-dz5gh Год назад

Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

@notsmii7y Год назад

The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

@disneydan1504 11 месяцев назад

Oh my god I never noticed that

@demonknight0412 6 месяцев назад

Thats his whole channel 😂

@halyoalex8942 Год назад

“The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂

@n3rd_chris520 11 месяцев назад

29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

@TheWiseDoge Месяц назад

This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

@monroerobbins7551 10 месяцев назад

13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

@DrewSavo 7 месяцев назад

23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

@aerinina Месяц назад

honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

@chaosmiles07 Год назад

Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

@lepone2317 11 месяцев назад

*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

@branpul0604 Год назад

42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

@Cjvoltage232 10 месяцев назад

44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

@bluebirryn 10 месяцев назад

That's one of my favorite moments :)

@DrewSavo 8 месяцев назад

I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

@bluebirryn Год назад

*frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

@smoove_ Год назад

there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

@mr_inzaine Месяц назад

I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

@marceloumana3463 Год назад

Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

@thedandy6765 Год назад

smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

@Phoenix-kn8uk 8 месяцев назад

41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

@InkyWinkDink 3 месяца назад

"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭

@toddbattlehammer9012 Год назад

Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

@bluebirryn Год назад

Thanks

@ShadowSniper743 2 месяца назад

24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

@bluebirryn 2 месяца назад

Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

@elusivegamergirl Год назад

"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

@ShadowlightXX03 7 месяцев назад

36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

@smoove_ Год назад

31:19 transforms into a lawnmower

@eherogaia8545 Год назад

11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

@luminous1968 Год назад

35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

@bluebirryn Год назад

Fart jokes never disappoint

@Nikke__ Год назад

youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

@ThePandemonium Год назад

10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

@thantos2530 Год назад

49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

@bigfootadmirer8627 7 месяцев назад

20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

@bigfootadmirer8627 6 месяцев назад

Do i really need to say more?

@leodavis4242 11 месяцев назад

8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao

@lDemol 11 месяцев назад

12:21 should had said holy cow

@randomguy3080 10 месяцев назад

Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

@CalmestRaccoon 11 месяцев назад

The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

@HolyFuckItsAMEME 6 месяцев назад

6:07 holy shit I almost spat out my drink all over my monitor

@ThatOneInkIing 7 месяцев назад

21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

@bluebirryn 7 месяцев назад

Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

@jordanu1220 Год назад

Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

@bluebirryn Год назад

You're welcome

@AmaraTheTransFemboy 3 месяца назад

Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

@halyoalex8942 Месяц назад

God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

@limesampkins-oy1xo 7 месяцев назад

Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys

@emerald0052 Год назад

11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

@bluebirryn Год назад

Okay... ;)

@Elmo_gtagvr55 Год назад

45:20 head trauma lol

@turboismad9376 2 месяца назад

*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

@brendent.934 11 месяцев назад

Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

@Judge_Of_Fate 11 месяцев назад

Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

@thomasharrington1477 Год назад

54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

@bluebirryn Год назад

Me curious too

@davecrupel2817 11 месяцев назад

"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45

@bru9383 Год назад

The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar

@velris2745 8 месяцев назад

At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

@galvatron5778 Год назад

The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

@santinopucheta1111 6 месяцев назад

21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

@SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119 4 месяца назад

This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

@brziperiod 11 месяцев назад

Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

@Error-2156-X 11 месяцев назад

11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

@ChivalrousThief_Zelnir 11 месяцев назад

"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

@westminsterabbey.6916 Месяц назад

25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

@Anobluu 11 месяцев назад

I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

@Goldstandard_1 10 месяцев назад

21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

@bluebirryn 10 месяцев назад

"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

@jamie6384 Год назад

We need a soundboard video

@bluebirryn Год назад

Oh, okay 👍

@miguelangelo2871 Месяц назад

This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

@barbdyck642 4 месяца назад

50 shades of frog 🐸

@dutch_and_dimes 11 месяцев назад

I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

@Shadow0fd3ath24 11 месяцев назад

30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

@davecrupel2817 11 месяцев назад

Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

@wandered_rogue22 10 месяцев назад

@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

@DrewSavo 10 месяцев назад

It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

@Goldstandard_1 10 месяцев назад

Blarg: I got a bucket Me: Dear God

@matthewwiegand4833 9 месяцев назад

Blarg: There's more.

@actuallyIDontExist 9 месяцев назад

@@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO

@sharkpique Год назад

"im rimming you next time i see you"

@little_wolffy3173 5 месяцев назад

"I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"

@Cutebear376 Год назад

34:47 ya welcome

@tatertots2682 Год назад

Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

@Cutebear376 Год назад

@@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

@GuiBRKss Год назад

@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

@zacharywelsh6131 2 месяца назад

Neither Grizzy nor anyone else have heard of a sea snail before.

@Kelsousername 20 дней назад

"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

@kogumaisliterallyme 9 дней назад

I might actually overdose on laughter and die rather than have my depression cured because of this video

@matthewboyer7401 28 дней назад

"Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?" "So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"

@NoahTurbo_ Год назад

Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

@SmugRock96 9 месяцев назад

35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself. In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit

@eins2001 5 месяцев назад

60? Really old? TF?

@devilwhonos 10 месяцев назад

30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

@LuthienTenor 11 месяцев назад

Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Noir-st4sx 6 месяцев назад

Smii7y is very slowly turning into the Goons with Matt around.

@bluebirryn 6 месяцев назад

He's the fifth secret agent of Goons 😁

@JuniperofTheWolves Год назад

This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please

@tylerrose3633 Год назад

Alt. title: Warzone jokes & stories to achieve an easy six-pack.

@WerewolfCowboy 5 месяцев назад

13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's