I Won't Give Up 'Til I Win Your Heart: A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day, by Bryant Oden Other funny love songs by Songdrops: The Valentine's Day Song, The Love Bug, You Turn My Pinkies Blue, If Our Love Was An Outhouse and other funny songs.
Lyrics to the funny love song I Won't Give Up 'Til I Win Your Heart:
1:
From the moment that I met you
I've been hoping I would get to
Be the one that you adore
So I've been trying more and more
I gave you two dozen roses
honey bees went up our noses
I bought you some fancy chocolate
Melted right through my back pocket
I said I'd walk your cute little doggy
I forgot Now your carpet is soggy
I know so far I'm not off to such a great start
But I won't give up til I win your heart
2:
I brought you a cup of cocoa
Hey nice new white shoes oops oh no
You let me use your ipad
I've never seen one melt so bad
I bought you some fine perfume
Turns out Febreze is just for rooms
I carried you across a puddle
We fell in to a big mud hole
Last year I put a funny fake tattoo
On your cheek it still looks bran new
I know so far I'm not off to such a great start
But I won't give up til I win your heart
3:
-I thought I'd write on your side walk
With some fancy side walk chalk
You smell like roses in the sun
I wrote you smell then had to run
I bought a basket of nice fruit
And left it at your door how cute
It's too bad an ugly rat
Died right where the fruit was at
You saw the dead rat and the note from me
It said this is how sweet a kiss from you would be
I know so far I'm not off to such a great start
But I won't give up til I win your heart
4:
You finally let me buy you dinner
My first date I'm a beginner
We ate at that new gas station
Hotdogs got my stomach complaining
put some gas into your car
But not the kind that takes it far
And then I bought you some ice cream
In it I hid my grandma's ring
You bit down and a tooth came out
Now you sound so cute when you shout
I know so far I'm not off to such a great start
But I won't give up til I win your heart
5:
I sent you a sweet text message
Sorry for all of the messes
Tried to text I think you're pretty
Forgot the r you said Don't bug me
My friends tell me I should give up
There's no way that I'll win your love
But I've only just begun
I won't quit til your heart is won
Today I gave you 50 big red balloons
looks like you'll be landing soon
I know so far I'm not off to such a great start
But I won't give up til I win your heart
No I won't give up til I win your heart
I won't give up til I win your heart
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2 янв 2013
