Funny Station Announcements UK 

2:14 "Passengers will be collected and taken to the tip otherwise known as Plymouth." 😆😆

"Only grand central trains are allowed to smoke..."

0:00 I miss that jingle even though I don't ever remember hearing it.

this guy became a 2020 star all because of tf2 train trouble 2

I was laughing so much 😂👍🏻

York station in the photo?

THE WHEELIE BIN 💀

Brilliant

Fake, but still funny. The background audio on the jingle and the voice over doesn’t match

These were announcements were never played, anywhere.

Absolutely brilliant

Grand Central trains: *smoking a lot of huge cigarettes, possibly weed, while waiting at the platform*

"Please keep your belonings with you at all times. Otherwise, british tansport police will blow it up using fertilizer and a little piece of string" lmao.

There’s no Bloody trains in sight 😢

0:00-0:03 what does that mean?

Liverpool not on time street lol

Make a second part please

2:07 LOL

It’s very funny

Website?

is that york station?

NoNcE

Fake mcfakeface

Fake and not funny.

SO THATS WHY TRAINS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO THE LACK OF SOBER TRAIN DRIVERS