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16th century: Thou art the reason 20th century: you are the reason 21st century: * ad plays *

"Your father passed wind" 😭

"go ask your sister" "i dont have a sister" "you will in 9 months" DAMNN

“What should I eat” “Poison” You just know they’re besties

3:54 The “ So when we have a kid, you’re pitching in, milk boy” really got me

"that is good news" is wild 💀

"What should we eat for lunch?" "Poison." "Naw. We had Taco Bell yesterday."

it feels illegal to be here under 30 seconds

1:37 THAT MEASAGE WAS UNHINGED 😂

bro i love the way you say "WHAT", in my head normally it sounds like somebody is screaming WHAT but you say it like "WHAUT?" and its so funny love just watching ur vids man they are very relaxing, i wish u the best and keep it up brah VLOG CHANNEL WHENNN I NEED TO SEE YOU 'SKIING' got it right this time lmao

“Do you have a spare skeleton”

1:13 bro understood the assignment

"You're a disappointment" I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD 💀

That last one wasn't even a hard problem, it's just 5 hours

The G.O.A.T never fails to deliver

I’m getting that Jesus wallpaper screen so every day he holds up the happy notification that vaazkl posted.

'Don't screenshot!' **slowly lifts finger from power/volume button**

“You’re friends on fakebook” 💀

Toilet cleaners are specifically designed to be devoid of bleach, but they still can have some funky smells

8:39 Fbi agent: no need to thank me

"your a dissapointment" -from mom is INSANE💀💀

Douma: What should I eat for lunch Shinobu: Poison

the thumbail is me when mondays :3 (I'm severely mentally unstable)

12:48 that was an iconic WHAT

“Shut it you boomer” “Shut it you zoomer” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Rollercoasters dont even use nails, and wooden coasters rarely even use woodscrews that dig into the wood. If they did, the forces of the ride would cause the wood around them to split and fail, so rollercoaster structures are nearly Exclusively held together by bolts and nuts or screws in pre drilled threaded holes.

Nice now we need more animal memes

“Why are you smiling at phone?”

"I'm the chosen one." ✨️✨️

I get so confused in some of these that my peach tastes like cucumber. Edit: oh never mind it’s just the cucumber under my peach.

That would be embarrassing. The people I text would see me write and rewrite the same sentence like ten times before I actually send it.

I have a friend who loves Hatsune Miku but whenever I type that it autocorrects to Hatsune Mike and we both know this cool guy called Mike and I get traumatising images of him in my head😭

Fun fact! The colour blue is spelt with 29 letters!

The British accent makes all the memes 110% better

Too all my friends in the UK, have a good day at work 😊

"I'm crying." "Why?" then a spotify ad appeared, now i understand

0:23 THIS IS SO REAL.

3:19 This is stupidly relatable...

Under one hour gang?

i love how he says 'What' so much that I've ended up changing my speech just to say it like 'whoaat'

4:06 this would be a blessing and a curse…

What should I eat for lunch “Uranium”

3:20 is just me having to do small talk

thanks for doing these videos, they're really funny !!

2:18 zooming in, its a meaningless waterfall of verbal nonsense

Also: my friend asked me if I wanted to hang out in Roblox. But auto correct changed the hang into make. So uh…

The "OK Boomer" at 6:35 activates my assistant.

“How do you keep an idiot in suspense” 😏 “I don’t know, how?” 🤔 “How?” 🧐 “Hello?” 🤨 “Oh…” 😒 1:09

0:36 the word weird in question:

2:20 HOW LONG IS THAT MESSAGE😂😂😂😂

The first one legit made me think about Angel Dust.

6:15 Speaking of "America 100", happy 4th to the other Americans in the comments 🎉

Alrgiht now go to Italy to see that lava water fountain

How is taping your phone to a fan gonna help you hatch a pokemon! 😭

1:17 ok putting that in the vid is just evil💀

5:38 crying to Mitski is so real

20:08 That one´s easy, the train takes exactly 5h, because 360/72=5.

2:15 the fact thats messenger kids is wild💀

4:00 literally me making weird words for things... 💀

and this is why I subbed

help i was listening to those animal meme videos u made and **somehow** fell asleep-

It's hard the way it hurt, constantly reminding me how I used to discuss with my crush on what's app, and how it stopped so brutally when she decided she didn't wanted to have a friend who one had a crush on her

Bro I loved your vids ❤

19:57 The answer is five hours and yes, I will keep texting your girl unless you start upping your game.

0:53 Guys, do you all also think that he needs a *dam* snack bar, or am i the only one?

you know what, if i ever do a text replacement prank, i'm setting one of the replacements to the way to get to the replacements in settings.

10:20 I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

No way bro pronounced Hatsune Miku as 'Hat-soon mic' 😭

beans

Valentino:”what should I eat for lunch?” Angeldust:”poison” (I thought of them saying that when I saw the thumbnail lol also this is hazbin hotel reference)

Fun fact! VaazkL is spelt with 6 letters! ;3

“People are happy in relationships? Ewwww…”

There were some pretty good ones this time around.

I wish I had friends who could tell me to eat poison 😢

13:15 hatsune mike 💀

very the funny

I feel so powerful getting here and watching the views change

19:39 That euww!

7:04 joseph mother

11:09 I thought the messages were between the brothers for a sec

2:55, How does she know she's smiling at her phone? That feels kinda' like stalking...

8:10 daddy John’s pizza

6:45 but there's Sun so that's 1, maybe not so positive but it's something 👍

9:17 YAY!HARRY POTTER JOKE/MEME!!!❤️

"Who is Hatsune Mike?"

18:25 isnt true because you need ammonia and bleach (chlorine) to make mustard gas.

Hatsune MIKE?

3:26 ... noodles

6:13 perfect for today

In case anyone was curious the answer to the last question is 5 hours

a random ass popup appeared i unfortunately cant afford your perks or join you.

oil.

poisson is french for fish iirc

2:55 i was watching jacksepticeye, and i was asked why I'm talking to a guy? They were so convinced i was on a vid call it almost caused drama (I wasn't allowed to speak to males.)

I have the answer to the question in the last one. 5 hours. If someone asks me that, I'll use math to my advantage

THE LAST ONE LMAO

6:04 how do you correct autocorrect before autocorrect corrects automatically

Van by a river

THIS IS AMAAAZING.... what app is this.