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DROP SOME IDEAS!!!

The most relatable thing I’ve ever seen was that first one

I can confirm: a puppy will not solve your problems, only make existing ones bigger and create a whole new set of problems that fill every peaceful gap in your life. Oddly, though, if you get two puppies it's much easier.

0:45 so true >Girl says hawk tuah and gets millions >You work your ass off your entire life and get treated like shit in the end

5:50 Bro isn’t a womanizer, bro is a wormanizer 😭

2:06 VAAZKL YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE

Bro, I can gaslight myself, but only into believing depressing shit like that all my friends hate me or smth.

5:57 If the fox could talk, the fox would probably ask if the majority of the attendees know what a woman is.

6:24 I can indeed confirm.

3:06 meanwhile shadow _still_ looking for that damn fourth chaos emerald:

2:35 yes, there is a pilot speedrunning community, I am top 901328953892e8398324

GOOSEWORX?!?!

2:00 THAT WAS ME! THAT WAS ACTUALLY ME!

The chaos emeralds 😭😭💀💀

1:57 gotta be one of my biggest fears while trying to get something from under an aisle

I completely agree with both of your final statements. Littering is a really selfish thing to do. I mean, throw your trash on the ground for someone else to have to find and clean, or just hold onto it until you get to a trash can. It's not hard.

Is that GooseWorx I see?

let's bring back extinct species, surely there isn't an entire movie franchise depicting what could go wrong here.

1:03 the chosen one doesn't want to be king of France anymore for whatever reason

19:07 I’ve had people say my name weird all my life but the way you said it the first time gave me physical pain

5:38 ITS HIM (OR THEM)

3:18 that is just so cute 🥹 Also your videos are the best! They always make me smile ☺️❤️

26C heatwave is like christmas weather for everyone by the equator

The entire plot of Mitchell’s vs machines. The design and everything 😂 2:03

0:45 *Splatoon creator shown, neurons activated*

"I'll get it when it has a mouth." Ayo?!🤣

20:57 how though It genuinely took me a second to realize that the white part is the painting and not the wall

0:00 Gooseworx jump scare!

6:26 YOU ABSOLUTE DOORFRAME

In Russia, you do not rest on headrest, headrest rest on you

GOOSEWORX MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

i feel you bro... humanity is doomed

The car headrests here feel like the opposite, you've gotta bend your head all the way back 💀

That cut was perfect. 7:25

14:05 Grug make knife. Knife kill Oog. Grug never get enough water to wash blood off Grug’s hands.

Gooseworx mentioned

19:20 Omg the same thing happened to me- I sent positive messages to each of my friends individually, and almost all of them asked me if I was mentally okay-

5:49 bro thinks he’s Dr Doof

7:40 - You can tell who's young, because yeah, 2020 feels like another lifetime ago. I agree. But this isn't the first time you will experience that. Looking back, you will have stages of life. Some worldwide (pandemic and 9/11 did that for me) but most are just ones that relate to you

14:43 And in what do they measure it in then? Football fields per bald eagle?!!

Me when they change the gun into a toy gun:☹️🔫

1:16 they showin each other who's boss

0:00 I love when the car seat breathes down my neck

8:23 The fact that Glen Powell was mentioned in the description by the automatic youtube feature

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 MIL CONGRATS BRO been here for a while and im glad you are excelling in success

"behold Perry the platypus, the worminator"

14:43 Then how tf do they measure it? In football fields per bald eagle?!!

11:47 we have work! and beers! (Not saying women don’t work, not tryna start a war. It’s just a joke.)

00:00, this is the optimal gaming position

5:36 I believe they were called Pou, good old times when it was normal to have a digital pet of any kind

3:10 I do. I need the seven Chaos Emeralds. Someone should give me the seven Chaos Emeralds, please.

Holy shit man I have been watching your sub count until you hit 2 million I am such a big fan

Analram. So not only do those weirdos /j change their measurement system and temperatures, they also don't know what an A4 is???

3:23 that is Nijntje het lief klein konijntje

2:06 vaazkl WILDIN bruh 💀i dont remember him being like this

It really is a bad sign when you become the important person on the job. Like, if you can't do something, they are all screwed. The pressure.

3:22 thats accutally adorable

2:20 With a PFP like that, she definitely had more problems before the puppy.

that car one was accurate. i can almost INSTANTLY tell if a car is SPECIFICALLY a 2006 Toyota Corolla sedan. specifically the 2006 one. my fav car

You absolute oven. You absolute frog. You absolute undertale for the Nintendo switch

19:10 it made me unreasonably sad that all of them assumed he was suicidal

Mr Incredible becoming uncanny: You can’t defeat me. Ohio: I know…but he can. *Out explodes the toilet we shall not name.

6:49 this made me laugh SO HARD.

0:24 so babies are around 914 cal? Good to know, don't want to get too fat now do we.

The one about the chaos emeralds on Amazon was the least relatable because people want to go super sonic

6:17 bro “YOU ABSOLUTE PILLOW” does not sound like an insult nor a British one

The hot water feels good 😭

16:28 HELP THE WAY YOU READ THIS I CANTT

the "pilot speedrunning community" omg XDDD

2019 was so goated . so many great things happened that year . i wanna go back 😢

0:32 left one is the competitive it will probably do way worse stuff to u

0:00 Because cars don't have headrests, those are head restraints and they're ostensibly only there to protect your neck in an accident.

17:10 TEA!! THE THIRD BEVERAGE IS TEA!!! Honestly, as a tea lover who lives in the US, it always surprises me how many people are oblivious to it. There are SOOOOO many kinds of tea, everyone would like at least ONE, probably more, if they just tried it. It's SO good! On equal grounds with coffee, if not better. But tbf, my taste buds are unusually highly sensitive to the burnt and bitter notes in coffee, so I don't like a lot of coffee.

0:50 I TOLD my friends about 4 years ago that we should have dark mode books! But they all looked at me like I was crazy D:

2:53 At least they appreciate their guys.

Car headrests really do

18:54 in the game, Greenland doesn't have an airport making it really annoying when trying to infect it. this has been the end of many runs

You absolute Gatorade!

2:53 Why does it not surprise me that David Mitchell eats pizza with utensils? "Honestly, Victoria, I don't _know_ this woman. She just seems to follow me around."

Is that… John Wilkes Booth!? 0:35

1:07 Do not give them any fucking ideas, Soren Iverson

20:56 not that painting, i want to forget that painting

6:23 you absolute The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

RU-vid hid this from me for 21 seconds😭

1:13 they are obviously trying to see who can jump higher

everyone talking about the video but no one congratulating my man for 2 mil subs?? anyways, congrats of 2 mil subs!

Bro really using VR so he can marry his dream girl at his wedding 😐

11:16 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING "unlimit socks" AHAHAHAHA

oh gods im stuck in a deja vu loop again

OMG, I GOOSEWORX!!!!

5:36 pou

6:23 you absolute candle you absolute church you absolute pokemon you absolute prank you absolute hammer you absolute bucket you absolute pickle you absolute pepper you absolute fungus

1:09 How could they know? A camera? Cameras can be fooled. Also if they did this I think people would rebel so much it wouldn't work. This could never happen.

0:35 400 mg of electrolytes and metals vs 400 mg of bacteria, dirt, and unknown metals

Im the new king of France. Im turning it into a Gregs.

5:20 Moo d

3:05 - but imagine having the 7 of them arranged on a shelf in a circle or something, on some nice stands it'd look sick :0 or just maybe, my inner crow is speaking cuz - shiny

0:01 it feels like we are the headrest

3:50 If someone did this to me, I would get up and walk away from them.

5:47 he said hed love me as a worm and that wasnt even the question i was gonna ask lol