JCA Annual Function 2018 Best skit performance by JCA students. Skit is funny and shows illiterate gabbar. Students rocks gabbar flops. Jaipur Cambridge Academy
Entry (G1 and G2 on horses): G1, G2: Tugduk Tugduk….. Gabbar Enters: Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the? G1: Do…. Do the sardar Gabbar: Aur woh? G1: Unhi ki baat kar rha hu sardar… who do the Gabbar: Aur Tum? G1: Hum teen the sardar Gabbar: Who do aur tum teen… matlab unka ek zyada tha G1: Nhi sardar, humara ek zada tha, hum teen the na Gabbar: Hmmmm…. Iska matlab yeh hua ki agar apna ek zada hota to barabar hota? G1: Nhi sardar, agar unka ek zada hota toh barabar hota Gabbar: ek aadmi extra tha? Toh ab teesra aadmi kahan hai? G1: Woh aa nhi paaya sardar, who kya hai na uske ghode ko Dast lag gye the na Gabbar: aree ooh kaliya, jab who do aadmi wahan ja rhe the, toh inke saath latak ke jaana zaruri tha? Wahan tere behen ki shaadi thi? Huh? Ab tera kya hoga re kaliya? G2: Daandiya…… Gabbar: do se beheter teen, ab yeh do kitna hota hai re? G1: Jab ek aur ek milta hai toh do hota hai sardar, isko sardar kisne banaya re? Gabbar: Aur teen? G2: Jab do mein ek mil jata hai toh teen ho jata hai Gabbar: Yeh toh milawati confusion hai? G2: Rant………. Pithooo Gabbar: Khaamoosh, sabko batana jaruti tha? Arrey oh kaliya, sarkaar kitna inaam rakhi hai re hum pe? G1 and G2: Sardaar, Pure paanch rupe… Gabbar: Paanch rupaye meh kitna liter gud ajata hai be? G1: Abe Anpadh dudh liter meh nhi kilo meh aata hai, holi pe khate nhi ho kya? Gabbar: Holi? Kab hai Holi? G1 and G2: Chaar ko sardaar, Chaar ko, Basanti nachegiii… Gabbar: Chaar ko? Ab yeh chaar do se pehle aata hai ya teen ke baad? G1 and G2 (Start beating sardar): Arrey iska roz ka hai Ek do teen song plays… Wrote it for myself with some changes, lo jeelo apni zindagi
Hi there, could you please provide me the original audio. I have to make my students to prepare for the same play for the annual day celebration at school, please. Thank you ☺️
