1:02 the last game I played was rain world. And if you compare the scale of things to real life, the lizards are the size of alligators and the vultures have a 20ft wingspan. I die to the white lizards so much in game, as an athletic slug that can throw a stick hard enough to kill anything with a few hits. I would not survive.
True, but part of the lore is that you cannot permanently die (with the exception of ascension and rot) so while it would suck to go through that, you would still make it out of the game alive as long as you avoid rot and don’t ascend
1:03 ...well i'd be in undertale yellow which would mean that i would have to constantly move my entire soul to dodge the enemies bullets and sparing them *alright deal-*
1:27 i did some calculations and then rounded the results down and Got the number 300,000,000,000,000,000 Which is 300 quadrillion for anyone wondering
isn't it 500 quadrillion, instead of 500 quintillion? Edit: btw i also came up with that number: 600 x 365 x 24 x 60 x 1,000,000,000 = 315,360,000,000,000,000
11:18 Team theorist: We're so sorry please be kind- Everyone because MatPat left like a champ instead of it being a terrible thing: H Y P E F O R B R I T I S H M A T P A T L E T S G O T O M
0:59 Accept, I love Yu-Gi-Oh, and I still have the option to lead a normal life. 3:30 Obliterating someone with a holographic dragon that became real. (Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist)
3:31 potentially causing every single country on Earth to either lose land or disintegrate as well as changing how we progress in terms of military technology,in 1919.
About the "Video Games cause violence" one: 1 count of manslaughter, 3 counts of arson, and one count of grand theft auto. (Stealing William's car, k!lling William, burning down 3 pizzareias to try and make sure he stays dead.)
0:52 My response: I'm over here in Genshin Impact and I'd say I'm doing pretty good! I'm living a nice life in Mondstalt with some of the characters as friends!
“Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?” War crimes… so many war crimes… a full grocery list of different types and severity…
'And for the last time for one of the last times.Thats just a theory A GAME THEORY. Thanks for watching" I almost cried. Goodbye matpat we will all miss you. You raised us when our parents didn't want to
0:56 Cool. I'm in Pokémon Emerald. I may not be the main character, but I can absolutely go catch a Zubat, or Swablu, or Shroomish, and just live my life. Leave it to the main character to stop Kyogre and Groudon.
0:25 XD Matthew Lillard and Scott Cawthon are now MatPat doppelgangers LMAO!!! This was an awesome video. You have made 22 mins & 14 secs of my life happy :>
3:31 Animal abuse? Building without a permit? Not having a license to own large and dangerous animals? I honestly have absolutely no clue. The game in question is Ark Survival. Funny how I’m mostly following the law in Ark Survival but committing crimes against humanity in Minecraft…..
0:59 well the last game I played was ddlc so aslong as monika behaves, I'm enjoying this year. Edit: 3:30 I don't know, being in a dating sim with a girl who looks like a first year because she's malnourished and abused?
If I was in the last video game I'd played for a year... I probably wouldn't want to leave because I'd be able to sprint at Mach 3 without asthma and be an Italian man who cannot die
