GAMES OF PHONES / STORY 

"DON'T COME HERE!! SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN OF KNOWING THAT- this is the wrong number."

"Marcus, you sound like a very nice guy..." *whispers*: I was lying. XD

"If you pay-pal me............ I will kill you" "Why though?" That part killed me XD

I love olan's wheezy laugh. He sounds like the penguin on toy story

"To be honest, I'm going insane. HEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAH!" Same. Have missed you, sir!

The Tennessee wonder child. The Master Commander. The man with the amazing Calves and wonders Bows. The Father of Froely. The comeback kid. The Popcorn King. The ghost in the Stalls. ...Crazy Horse. ...It's good to see you sir.

GOOGLE MAPS IT MARCUS. CRAP.

"MARCUS! SAVE YOURSELF! SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN OF KNOWING- This is the wrong number." "Wha? Your not Trey?" "No. I'm not Trey... I'm the Tennessee Wonder Child." I can only imagine Marcus's response after he hung up... like "Who the frea- what is a Tennessee Wonder Child?!"

this man is a blessing upon the universe

If Jack Black and Markiplier had a brilliant child, it would be Olan!

I can't believe it's been a year and a half since the Final Space pilot. But more importantly. What that *implies.* *I can't believe we're a year and a half closer to FINAL SPACE.*

lol I like to imagine that Marcus/Donovan/Trey are watching this video and thinking.... just thinking.... and cracking up because they realize all of their mistakes they have made or the fact that they got a relatively famous youtuber to make a video about them

YES! *ALL HAIL THE KING OF STORIES!*

Seriously Olan, I love you. I've never met you but when I listen to your stories I feel like I'm listening to an old friend. Ps. Love you in a straight - totally heterosexual way. Pps. Keep it up champ!

"Or carry some dice in his pocket... to gamble with peoples lives." Let's hope he doesn't make a.. Critical Roll.

I get the same problem! I had a man telling me he didn't have the wrong number and he met me at the casino last night... I was 12 then.😂 Also there is an older woman that calls me thinking I am her daughter and reminds me to pick up her medicine. I always tell her it's a wrong number, but she would still call. Now I get texts from the pharmacy that she picked up her medicine. Oddly enough I like to see Louis has gotten her medicine now. She's been doing that for about 4 years now.

This just made my day Olan

"I freakin home alone the guy!" Favorite quote

"Or carry some dice in his pocket... to gamble with peoples lives!"

OLAN IT IS 12:22 AM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS NOT TO LAUGH LIKE A DYING DOLPHIN, THEREBY WAKING UP MY ROOMATES??????? OK but seriously, i missed you buddy : )

YAAAASSSSSS OLAN AND HIS BEAUTIFUL AND INSPIRING STORIES ARE BACK!!!!! BLESS YOU OLAN!!!

Oh yeah this is 100% a Memphis thing, I get calls everyday from random people, I got one from a hospital one time.

THE STORY KING HAS RETURNED TO HIS KINGDOM!!! WELCOME YOUR MAJESTY! WELCOME!

I carry dice on my pockets... but it's to play D&D Marcus!

HES BACK!

“I don’t know a tray, I don’t wanna be a tray 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I really wish this turned out to be an ad for PayPal.

“And he never called back. I don’t know why. I was so friendly.” 😂😂😂

The Tennessee Wonder Child has RETURNED!!

Olan, very few people can get me to laugh uncontrollably...by myself...staring at a computer screen...but you, good sir, are a Master! (A Master Commander, some might even say :) ) Once more, I thank you! :)

TIME TO GET THE POPCORN!

Olans back! Yeehaa!🤣 you should tell your storys on stage as standup😋

Me: *ding* wait.......olan.......olan rogers just uploaded a video!?!?!?! OH MY GOSH! Study break!! *continues to watch Olan rogers for the next 8 hours*

Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody cares, because its great XD Small poem by me lol

Someone please animate this

How unneccesarily elaborate. I'm living for it.

I love how you literally hang up, haha.

I thought I could never love a story more than Ghost In The Stalls. This might've just topped that record.

THIS WAS AMAZING THANK YOU FOR POSTING DANG IT I MISSED U

“ MaRcUs dOnT cOmE hErR- this is the wrong number. “ “ wut “ Lol!

Dude. I have also had my 901 for over a decade. SAME FREAKING THING. Wrong numbers, spam-- plenty of stories as well!! This is probably the MOST relatable story I have ever heard from you. Like, to a freaking T. Lady asking for someone else, keeps calling, I get other people from said person calling, etc. Crazy. I even pretended to be the person these people were trying to call. lol. Nothing quite like death threats or a drop point, hahaha!! but close. You handled that very well, I think. lol!

Just found your channel, big fan of final space. People complain about Gary Goodspeed's voice but you're such a charachter yourself i couldn't imagine anyone else playing him. Your body language and everything reminds me of a young jack black

My phone number has the same issue! I've gotten calls for people looking for "Betsy" she's apparently an opera singer and literally everyone wanted her for shows or events. (This has been happening for 2 years). All of these people I would call back to let them know the number wasn't hers. Last week I finally got a call from someone who has just spoken with Betsy the same day and I called her back so fast to have her tell Betsy that her old number has someone else attached to it. A few times I was hella close to being like "YES IT IS I BETSY THE OPERA SINGER!"

Guys this story is real I was the gazebo in the swampland

I loves these stories so much I grew up in Collierville and I played Baseball at Johnson Park! Ohhh it makes this story so much better.

“Treeeeeeey, quit playin’!” XD

Lol, for the past 4 years I still get called by people who are looking for a Maribella.

Oh my freakin god, Olan!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. This story was so hilarious that I actually started crying from the laughter. I just completely lost it at the part when you put the phone up to the TV while watching Jurassic Park. You're awesome and I always love your stories. Please don't stop telling them.

My boy is almost at 1 mil. been with you since the beginning. Proud of you

And then Marcus actually watches this video... xD

It wasn't curiosity that led to the search of your latest video. The last point on the RU-vid Universe! Some believe it contains the greatest 7 min segment of all time. Others that its discovery would cancel the series on TBS. What I believe, is that this show is one worth waiting for. It's elemental, beautiful, glowing, and all thanks to ONE man. Olan Rogers!!!

I don’t even hear olan anymore I just hear Gary, please never let final space end; at least for another 3 years at least please!!!!its awesome:)

GOTTA GO FAST

... that is... that is the GREATEST THING! Ya know one time my friend asked me to answer her phone and I just picked up and said "hello? Is this the guy?" -what guy? No this is ____(name here)___ "Dude are you the guy? Man I got the job done but there's blood everywhere!" Wait what? Who- "Oh sorry gotta go there's a witness" *hangs up*

I'm screaming internally...I'm dying of happiness.

This is the first video I ever watched of you after hearing you on the episode of "Ear Biscuits." First impression: you're secretly Jack Black's kid that no one ever knew of (in the best way possible)

"I'm the Tennessee Wonder Child."

“TREEEEY QUIT PLAYIN’!! QUIT PLAYIN’ TREY!!!!!! I’m gonna get GID UP in here to straighten you AAP!!” 🤣

or carry dice in his pocket to gamble with people’s lives

After allllll these years, his videos have stayed the same. He's never changed. Amazing RU-vidr. Amazing man.

*THE POPCORN KING HAS RETURNED TO US*

This came from the popcorn king Been working so hard I'm punching my card Eight hours for what? Oh, tell me what I got I've got this feeling That time's just holding me down I'll hit the ceiling Or else I'll tear up this town Now I gotta cut loose Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees Jack, get back, come on before we crack Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose You're playing so cool, obeying every rule Deep way down in your heart You're burning, yearning for the some-somebody to tell you That life ain't passing you by I'm trying to tell you It will if you don't even try You'll get by if you'd only cut loose Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Ooh-whee, Marie, shake it, shake it for me Whoah, Milo come on, come on let's go Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose You got to turn me around And put your feet on the ground Gotta take the hold of all I'm turning loose, footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees Jack, get back, come on before we crack Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees Jack, get back, come on before we crack Lose your blues, everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody, everybody cut footloose

HI, OLAN!!! HI, POPCORN KING!!! HI, MASTER COMMANDER!!! HELLO, THUSWINDBURN!!! HOW'RE YOU, LITTLE BIG 'O'!!! Really, how many nicknames does this amazing man have...

Olan. I don’t know how you get into these things but your way of home aloning these things is FRICKEN BRILLIANT!

this is the freaking best birthday present anyone could ask for!!!!!!!! Getting to watch a new O/R story on a Monday wearing my "it's a Monday" t-shirt!!!!!!!! Thank you Olan you are the best!!!!

Oh my god I love this story! XD Olan, you are the BEST story teller on RU-vid!

This made my day 1,000,000 times better. I missed Olan C':

I NEEDED A STORY SO BADLY TODAY. I've got an awful cold and an exam next week and crap tons of homework and I just really needed something to take my mind off it all and smile about. Thanks so much Olan!!

I miss watching these they're hilarious...

Olan needs to be in a movie becuase his personality is amazingly entertaining and funny

SOMEONE PLZ MAKE AN ANIMATION OF THIS ONE

I. LOVE. YOU!!! Your videos make me laugh my brains out. The upward motion when you said hang up got me every time and I literally died 19 times watching this video. I love you so much!!

I squeeled with joy when I saw the notification

“I will entertain you no longer”. Oh hunny I don’t think you can stop being entertaining 😂😂 I love you

I get so excited whenever I see his videos 😂😂😂😂 he’s so funny

My gosh this might be my new favorite story ever. I laughed. I cried because I was laughing so hard. It moved me, Tennessee Wonder Child.

I feel bad for Trey/Tray/Trae

You never cease to me make me laugh til my tummy hurts. You truly crack me up! Thank you, Olan, for sharing your crazy life experiences with us. :)

THIS WAS WONDERFUL I really needed the laugh, thank Olan (:

THE KING!!! HE HAS RETURNED!!!!! THE POPCORN KING!!! keep doing more stories!!!

This is such a Memphis thing.

that was beautiful

Oh my gosh, there are literal tears on my face from laughing so hard! I just hope I have not disturbed the sleepers, for I am watching this at midnight alone in my room, cackling with side splitting laughter while the rest of my family is still hopefully still in their dreamlands.

Never clicked on a video so hard in my life

I never knew who this guy was until I saw Final Space and laughed my ass off. I loved the first season and being bummed I just looked up final space on RU-vid thinking I could find interviews or reviews, etc. And low and behold I found this channel like finding the comedic holy grail!!! Keep up the great work, and can't wait for more Final Space.

Olan your videos always make me laugh until it hurts. Hopefully you're doing well and the production is coming along smoothly!

"I freakin' Home Aloned the guy!" I'M DEAD.....

Hell yea he's back

1:22 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Werebears?!😆 I love this guys videos 😆😆😆

OHMYGOSH THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

I love you so much Olan! I have watched all your videos more times than I even know and they never fail to make me laugh. I've been watching since ghost in the stalls and you remain to be my favorite RU-vidr. Thank you so much for being the amazing person you are, and please keep posting more stories! 🖤

Bro You FREAKIN SLAY AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

2:35 I almost thought a "B'GOWSH" was coming. I'm so glad I watched the Halloween on getron 2067 video.

How many of you checked to see of Olan shared any letters with Trey?

You know I've always wondered if this was a true story....That if the people Trey, Marcus and Donovan have found this video and watched it and the thought of that alone tickles the piss out of me I can't stop laughing so Trey, Marcus or Donovan thank you for giving Olan such an awesome story to tell....😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

He's back!!

You can't go wrong watching a Tennessee Wonder Child Storytime. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 You just made my Monday so much better. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

YES THE KING IS BACK

Best 10 minutes of my life!!! laughed sooooo hard at the unmuting Jurassic park bit!

THE TENNESSEE WONDER CHILD STRIKES AGAIN