GAMINGMAS BEGINS! - Dan and Phil Play: Shelter 2 

''we need to hide from the mammals'' said the mammal in a mammal hat

The wolves just thought Dan wasn't suitable to be a lynx mother. They decided to adopt his cubs when he wasn't looking.

Dan looking at baby lynxes: “oh my god. Oh MY god. OH MY GOD IM GOING TO PUNCH THE FREAKING SCREEN” *Basically me trying to handle my emotions*

he protecc he attacc But most importantly Dan killed the pacc

“Larry the lynx” “ *its a pregnant female and you wanna call it Larry?* “ Phil back at it again with the sass

Holy heck I didn't realise how good phil was at shelter till I saw this mess STOP RUNNING OFF WITHOUT YOUR BABIES DAN

Dan as the mother lynx: I get NO appreciation in this household. I work so hard to feed to you and what do I get in return? NOTHING. Not a thank you, N O T H I N G

Protip: don't run 10 miles in front of your kids or they'll get taken by child services

2 died from lava. 1 died from wolves. the last one left cause it was scared of Dan. dad of the year award goes to the man in the wolf hat

dan: i'm going to protect my children dan: **SPRINTS AWAY FROM CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES**

DANIEL, CONSTANTLY RUNNING AND LEAVING THE BABIES IN THE DUST IS THE REASON THEY KEPT GETTING KILLED. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Dan: *runs away from babies* Dan: where are they? are they dead? smh

I think if Dan didn't run away from his children the entire time they would have lived a bit longer but idk

it gives me anxiety how dan just runs and leaves his babies out of sight off screen

"yes christmas daddy, punish me" wow ok thanks Dan, you've officially ruined Santa Claus for everyone

OMFG GIVE THE CONTROLS BACK TO PHIL DAN YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY.

Watching this after re-watching Phil play the first Shelter game I've come to realize something... Phil might actually be a much better parent to animals than Dan.

DAN CAN U STOP RUNNING AND CHECK ON THE FREAKING BABIES?

How can you run and leave your babies behind constantly then be surprised when they all die lol

stop running too far from your babies!!!!!!

"Yes, Christmas daddy, punish me" - Dan Howell 2017

No one’s talking about Dan saying “punish me Christmas daddy” not even five minutes in?

phil: loving mother who cried every time one of their kids died dan: brutal mother who doesnt give a fck

Dan: *runs from babies to frolic in the wilderness* Dan: where are the babies!? Babies: *die* Dan: what was I supposed to do!?!! Lmao

can we appreciate dan's face when he realized soda is dead?

Better names for the lynx children: - GPA - Self esteem - Will to live - Faith in humanity Bonus: Dan’s sanity

*”shelter is a relaxing game”* *dan and phil start screaming as they get jump-scared*

Take a shot every time dan says “so you’re telling me”

THE BABIES DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING ALL THE TIME & NEVER CHECKED ON THEM DANIEL !!

Now children, never "aww" and "ah that's so cute!" When seeing something cute. Instead you must use of of the following options. "THAT'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA PUNCH THE FRICKING SCREEN." Which was supplied by the one and only Dan Or "I'M GONNA PULL MEH EARS OFF." Which was supplied by the amazing Phil Thank you for your time.

"ive been a naughty boy punish me christmas daddy"

I couldn't help but laugh and cry in frustration when Dan was screaming in confusion because he couldn't understand that maybe just maybe YOU SHOULDN'T CONSTANTLY SPEED RUN AWAY FROM YOUR BABIES AND LEAVE THEM ALONE??

dan honey we love you but jesus fucking christ GIVE PHIL THE GODDAMNED KEYBOARD

phil - "its a nice calming game to start with" dan - WTF AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE DID MY BABY GO?!?!?! *cries*

Phil: I don't think we would have played Lynx Mating Simulator, to be honest. Dan: Speak for yourself.

I didnt realize we were doing spooky week twice this year

HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY GAMINGMAS IS BACC

dan: phil, don't talk about mysterious christmas bells. also dan: *you're such a naughty boy, yes, christmas daddy*

"Wait...where's soda....???" It was at this moment That Daniel realised *_He fucked up_*

One the first day of gamingmas I watched Dan slowly get traumatized

They protecc They attac But most importantly Shelter is bacc

You lost 3/4 of your children because you were freaking RUNNING EVERYWHERE

You should play Paws. It's the same kind of game, except you play as one of the lynx cubs separated from the mother, and meet a bear cub who you must care for and protect.

"OH MY GOD IM GONNA PUNCH THE SCREEN" best reaction ever

Phil- Swears twice while playing as a cute badger. Dan- Swears every 2 Minutes because he can’t find his babies.

summary: Dan becomes a distressed mother

Why is dan's reaction to cuteness violence?

they all died bc YOU KEPT RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM

Dan! Stop running away from your babies! They're young! They can't keep up!!!!!

Dan kept running from the babies! They need to be watched over 😂😂😂

IM FRICKEN DYING NEVER LET DAN TAKE CARE OF AN ANIMAL

“You’ve been such a naughty boy” “Yes Christmas daddy punish me” I can’t

maybe if you didn't keep running away from ur children and leave them to fend for themselves they would all be here THANKS DAN

“Yes, Christmas Daddy, punish me.” Dan is just asking to be unfollowed by another of his childhood idols each Christmas.

"I need to protect my babies!" *runs away from them as quickly as the game allows*

“we need to hide from the mammals!”. you are a mammal, phil.

I thought he was “hiding the fact that he was secretly a furry.” I guess he’s just come to terms with it now and is showing his true self.

She protecc She attacc but most importantly The children are not comin' bacc

phil talking about how he was a badger and then gets sorted into Hufflepuff in the next video...

Phil needs to play this and show Dan how to parent

tbh shelter is the scariest game they've ever played it had me *on edge*

Dan needs to play this again after gamingmas to redeem himself.

For the first day of Gamingmas Dan and Phil gave to us. *20 minutes of Dan killing their cute lynx babies*

Phil! Please tell me where you got that fox shirt. Foxes are my favorite animal and I haven't found one as cute as yours. I'd be a Christmas miracle for me. Luv ya!

Phil's a better mum

Dans babies be dropping as fast as my self esteem

Play this again and play it right 😂

Dan is such a mom tbh

"YOU'RE TELLING ME IM NOT ALOWED TO HAVE A SIPPY SIP OF THE WATER"

I have woken up from hibernation just for this

ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A CALM GAME SO I GOT MY HOT CHOCOLATE AND SAT DOWN AND THEN THE FOX THING HAPPEND AND NOW MY SHIRT IS SOAKED WITH HOT CHOCOLATE AND MY SKIN IS SLOWING DYING. okay im done now

“Shelter is quite a relaxing game” 5 minutes later *HOLY FUCKING SHIT*

“Yes Christmas daddy, punish me.” ~Dan Howell 2K17

phil you can't even keep a house plant alive

Im here in 2020. And I know you guys are living your lives and stuff. But I think its really important that someone at least try to tell you what an amazing difference you have made in lots of us. Thanks for being amazing

Do another *Day in the life of Dan and Phil* if you don’t mind

dAN STOP SPRINTING YOUR BABIES CANT CATCH UP WITH YOU

dan leaving the babies behind bc he was running too fast stressed me out sm

who needs needs an advent calander when i can revisit gamingmas

Every year around the end of the year, Gamingmas is my comfort zone

On the first day of gamingmas, Dan and Phil gave to me: A lonely mother lynx Yes I am going to do this every day

Dan STAY CLOSER TO THE FREAKING BABIES

Did dan just really end up killing all the babies? Omg💀 R.I.P.

Bingeing old videos is the funniest thing. I love seeing Phil calling towards the baby badgers every 5 seconds and being super protective, and Dan just runs after stuff all the time.

Dan: “this is a rather relaxing game” *immediately dies*

P: "i don't think we would've played Lynx mating simulator tbh" D: "speak for yourself" coughfurrycough

I’m in love with dan calling the cubs his babies even though he always left them and killed them because of it

Dan: So I survived the day with my one baby that's left!!!! Me: WHERES THE BABY?!?!?! Phil: I guess it died. Me: PHIL UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA FEEL SAD JUST SHUT UP!!!!

He protecc He attack Wait no, he doesn't.

December is THE BEST month for RU-vid

OK so as a person who pays this game obsessively this made me so mad YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG FIRST YOU CAN NAME THE BABIES YOU MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY SECOND BOI U HAVE TO ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY YOU CANT JUST RUN ABOUT SECOND DON'T GO INTO THE FOREST AREA EAGLES TAKE THE BABIES DON'T GO INTO THE WINTER AREA BECAUSE WOLVES TAKE THE BABIES ALSO WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL DARK YOUR BABIES ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER SO YOU HAVE TO GO BACK HOME AND WAIT ON YOUR TREE HILL UNTIL IT PASSES ANOTHER THING IS YOU CAN COLLECT THE SKULLS OF THE ANIMALS

Wow guys... i don't know whether to laugh or cry.... You can name the cubs! When your cubs stop, due to fear of terrifying black smoke or whatever, pick them up!! You entered the mountain area, literally the only place with enemies, don't! Please make another episode, where at least one cub survives so you can experience the gut wrenching conclusion.

I want a round two with the return of mama Phil!

this was so traumatic to watch jesus christ dan leARN TO MOTHER THE CHILDREN INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITY hahah

They don't kill you at the start if you don't decide that standing still and admiring the lynx is the best way to play :'D

"I GOT TEN DAMM RABBITS IN MY MOUTH!" Dan 2k17

They protecc They attacc But most importantly A fucking volcano exploded in the bacc

Ok but those hats are actually cute on them *I cannot*

Was feeling nostalgic and ended up here again, I really miss this channel

you should try playing this again! it was really fun to watch