Garry's Mod: Strange Vending Machine.... SCP-294 | Mod Showcase 

"Known to give you more than you bargained for" Well, I mean, it seems to give you EXACTLY what you ask for xD

What a great mod mate , thanks for the video

maybe the agents name was joe so he literally got a cup of joe

I think the machine was taking it like to far "i want a cup of Joe" "Wait did he ask for the person Joe for the coffe?! well ill just put both in"

This Scp is only dangerous if you order things unfit for consumption

Hey, if you don't want the fluids from someone named joe then don't ask for a cup of joe

the safe/euclid/keter ratings meen containment difficulty, not how deadly Safe: very easy to contain/requires minimal effert Euclid: requires some work to contain or recapture Keter: Very hard to contain/keep out of public eye

That cup of joe must've had Joe in it

Here's a good way to identify SCP'S If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you think nothing bad will happen, it's probably Safe. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not quite sure what will happen, it's probably Euclid. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter. If it IS the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.

I think you should play SCP Containment breach, after all these SCP addons, it will be absolutely perfect for a Halloween special too. Keep up the SCP stuff.

So when he asked for a cup of joe he got human bodily fluids instead.... perhaps this machine is literal and gave him fluids from someone named joe

The cup of Joe was _literally_ a cup of Joe, as in a cup of the person named Joe.

No it just poured a.man named Joe. It is super specific and will pour any any liquid in the world, and the cup doesn't break! Lava? You get lava. Acid, ACID!

Have you tried a cup of SCP-113? XD

Can I have a cup of AK-47 please?

Some of the drinks look like piss in a cup lol haha XD

necros: drinks blood and acid necros after: what else do i like to drink in my spare time

Safe - well... duh.... Euclid -There are many unknown properties about the SCP and they are still checking it and examining it. Keter - Dangerous and could possibly cause an end of the world scenario.

I think when he said cup of joe it was a cup of someone named joe.

Euclid means non-violent but not completely safe, often being things that are unable to move and therefore unable to escape.

and to make a space in a word you press the empty key not the spac key on that scp

A doctor once ordered "suprise me." He got a cup of boiling hot water at 200 °F

4:49 Necrosvideos: *types in bleach* Video: *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

no u baka. it goes like this:agent joeseph(unknown) went to SCP-294 and asked for a cup of joe. he got bodily fluids, blood, and tissue from josephs body. he didnt drink it, he felt dizzy almost immediatly after the drink poured.

I thought this SCP was safe, because SCP-420-J is safe but harmful.

also it wasn't another agent, it was the agent that made the order (his name was Joe) but yeah it will give you any liquid you want (so long as it's a liquid by default)

Safe: Can be reliably contained, or can be easily researched / known, but can be, or isn't, very dangerous. Euclid: Needs extra recources or can't be entirely contained reliably. Euclid SCPs may be or may not be dangerous. Keter: Needs alot of recources, or is extremely hard to contain. Keter SCPs are expected to be dangerous. Thaumiel: More difficult to contain than Keter SCPs, or used in Assisting/Defending the foundation. Thaumiel SCPs aren't nessisarily dangerous, but can be. Then Apolyon- can't be contained.

It doesn't give you more than you bargained for. It gives you EXACTLY what you asked for. When the agent asked for a "cup of joe", it gave the agent the blood, flesh, and bones of a man named joe. A literal "cup of joe".

294 is the Pandimensional vending machine, one does not simply question it's methods

actually the safe/euclid/keter thing is entirely about containment difficulty (for instance, "safe" is only safe when it's not in use most of the time, like SCP-714, Euclid includes pretty much any SCP that can act on their own like SCP-173 (which contrary to popular belief was not inspired by the weeping angles of Doctor Who, but actually predates Blink (the angels' debut episode) by a full year, having originally been posted on 4chan) and Keter is the ones that are not only immensely difficult to contain but tend to be potential world enders (for example SCP-682) although there are some exceptions to either the difficulty (SCP-666 1/2-j) or threat but never both) although there are some special classes like Thaumiel (often used in containing keter classes or in saving the world in some way, but only the absolute highest ranking members of the foundation are supposed to know about them, examples include SCP-2000 for the latter category), Explained (meaning it's now understood by mainstream science and therefor not considered anomalous anymore), Appolyon (the guaranteed world ender) and EX (terminated, meaning either destroyed or having lost it's anomalous properties on it's own).

When he ordered a cup of Joe I think the machine thought to give the person ordering it , the bodily fluids from another human named joe or something like that

Totally Safe:Safe to handle and easy to contain Safe:Can be dangerous to handle but easy to contain Euclid:Actions cant be predicted or patterned and can be dangerous Keter:Hard to contain and are dangerous to be around Apollyon:Impossible to contain and are dangerous and can we a threat to humanity Thaumial:Are essential for foundation experiments and can be either safe or dangerous Neutralized:arent alive anymore

ABC takes the nearest liquid or source of the thing that you type in and then it puts it into your drink

Safe Euclid and keter means how hard to contain not danger levels

Are you happy that you got a beneficial SCP?

for those who dont get it, cup of joe is slang for coffee, but the machine literally gives you what you ask for so when he asked for a cup of joe he got the bodily fluids of an agent named joe.

Safe can be dangerous, but not as much as ketter. However safe has to be activated

Type: antimatter Result: explosion

I think I've got an explaination, he asked for a cup of JOE, Joe's a name and it may be the name of the worker who had his bodily fluids drunken

I would ask for hnn.... Lala soda (the drink i made in childhood with strawberry and chocolate) *accidentally spells lala wrong into lava* OW SINCE WHEN DID MaH DAMN CHILDHOOD DRINK MELTED MY MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!? *REALISES THIS IS AN SCP* crap ;-;

No, it gives you EXACTLY what you ask for, the other agents name was Joe, and he lived

This is my fave scp

You should have put in SCP-087

KETER MEANS EITHER VERY VIOLENT OR EXTREMELY VIOLENT AND A HIGH CHANCE OF ESCAPING KETER IS EITHER NOT VIOLENT OR EXTREMELY VIOLENT LIKE 096 AND CAN EITHER ROAM AROUND THE FACILITY OR MEDIUM CHANCE OF ESCAPING Jeez that’s a lot of words.

What do you mean 'strange'? It can make you a cup of nuclear waste.. And even piss!

I WANT A DR. PEPPER! (gives a cup of liquefied ghost peppers) (drinks) OH GOD!!!! IM BURNING! IM BURNING!!!

JOE IS THE AGENT XDCDCDCDCD

So painkillers make a pretty good coffee, good to know

3:06 what do you mean "true to life" they aren't real

May I have a cup of HL3? Thanks *drinks *stops existing

"Oh I got what I want bleach" Me:ARE YOU GOING TO SUICIDE?!

WireMod? (You will have to do many videos as this is complicated to learn) I would love to see you do that. I don't have the link, but it's easy to find on the workshop.

Cup of agent Joe. LOL Apparently chim is Vietnamese for bird or gizzard.

thing is.... OBJECT CLASSES: Safe- not dangerous, easy to contain Euclid-Dangerous,harder to contain than Safe Keter- very hard to contain,Very Dangerous

The machine only dispenses stuff that can exist in a liquid form

Let's try acid -Necrosvideos Everyone under 18: but my mommy told me not to try drugs

You can get water, coffee, coke, liguid gold, liguid nitrogen, lava, basicly anything from this dimension that can be in liguid form.

3:52 But that laugh tho.

Aww you should have said the perfect drink. there is a story behind that drink

Cup of JOE Joe is a name

In the game containment breach if you type Red Bull on scp-294 you go insanely fast

Also you can ask for any liquid or any non liquid materials

Ah a good ol cup of joe let me just order up eh? * dies *

It can serve anything, and yes it dose serve gods blood and a donut

after you said what else do I drink in my free time I hoped you were going to say bleach and you said bleach. it was funny

*Drinks coffee from coffee machine* Wow! Best mod ever!

de died because his name was joe so...

Um... The category's "Safe", "Euclid" and "Keter" aren't how safe they are. (I believe) Also: THAT CUP OF JOE, WAS A CUP OF *JOE* Also: If you can get Love, can you get Darkness??

In real life you type invincibility will that really work because then this scp should be super safe because then you’re just invincible that would be so cool and REALLY helpful

Thanks for drinking me. And saying my name SCP 105

4. Drink crowssbow 5.drink god 6. Drink scp 173 7.drink a car 8.drink A bazooka 9.drink a pistol and last but not least 10. Drink da sun

4:50 no chill 😂😂😂

blod is actually blood in Danish.

I find it funny that every time he does a SCP he miss use of the safe/euclid/keter...interesting.

chim is the process of achieving godhood in the elder scrolls lore.

so he ordered a "cup of joe" and got a cup full of Joe

Its not that it gives you random crazy stuff. The guy asked for a cup of "Joe", so he got a cup of a guy named Joe.

SCP-294 The suspicious vending machine

a cup of joe is a scp when you hold it it take bodly fluids from you when the guy ordered a cup in joe he meant the scp and it wasnt some one elses fluid it was his

Actually, you never get more than what you bargained for. You get exactly what you want. There's no tricks, no scam, you just have to not be stupid and don't ask for anything that'll kill you.

I hope that they add more options for drinks

More than you bargained for? You should say, that you need to think about what you want because it will take things literally.

there is also the tharium class that means the end of the world if it escapes

when I write anything it says "A pretty good coffee".

SPC? Shark Punching Center Has been confirmed

Cup of gold, do SCP workers exploit this?

umm... Euclid is dangerous, Keter is world threatening.

finally mentioned me in one of ur vids, thank u so much for mentioning me

*A cup of NecrosVideos*

imagine a cup of depression

Should've tried SCP-294.

i bet that the agent name was joe..... he wanted a cup of joe

I wonder if you type in sulfuric acid up to Peanut and splash it at Peanut

A cup of antimatter is allowed.

Can I have a cup of root beer,red bull, and rc cola?

what about you type cu- i mean coke

May I have a cup of rocket liquid?

Death by happiness[You know when it was pink]

After he put in blood I wanted acid

*drink a cup of meme*