Ok, I was about to press the thumbs down button. But... the actor that did these parts deserves credit. His tone of voice and body language, though simple enough, is part of what made most of these commercials funny, setting the stage effectively. Go Rhetorical Questions Guy! XD
Here's one that I came up with that he's never said. Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Does the heavy metal band, Manowar play extremely loud that they'll make a whole venue collapse?
I HATE these commercials and now I see that they are making a comeback. They were stupid and obnoxious back when they originally aired and they are not any better now. PLEASE DON'T BRING THEM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!