Its really how you guys just trash yourselves and the podcast that keeps me coming back. Every time yall say "why do you watch this" I burst out laughing
My dad's friend one time drank so much at a club and grabbed a random chick's purse and puked in it. Then my dad puked in it aswell and they put it back
A general Sam and goons collab is literally life changing. My existence on this earth is forever changed, there is now a golden glow emanating from the planet that I hath not seen in a fortnight
29:33 I had a buddy I would play COD with back on 360 and after a game ended and we'd go back to the lobby, he could shit, wipe, wash his hands, and come back before the next game started. insane poop timing
This shit had me laughing out loud at work. customers walking past me staring at the psycho in a blue vest laughing while putting loaves of bread on a shelf at walmart. Thank god they dont know about the shit and puke being funneled into my ears…
The fact I used to watch General Sam’s “Clint Yeastwood” Skyrim playthrough like 9-10 years ago, and decided to play Skyrim again this week, then you drop this. Insane coincidences.
god, this podcast reminds me of the time i worked security for a mall and i was just walking by sears doing my patrol, and this old lady just stops and stares at me, and in what felt like slow motion, like an action cutscene from a movie, she PULLS DOWN HER PANTS and TAKES A SHIT ON THE FLOOR WHILE MAINTAINING DIRECT EYE CONTACT. That was such a power move i didnt even say anything or escort her out, i just called maintenance to clean it up and kept going. Not even the only time ive seen someone shit on the floor at that job. Security is an unironically shitty job. During covid, we were closed except for appointments, and we had to escort people in and out, to where they had to go. WELL SOMEHOW within 5 minutes of opening one day, there was pee all over the floor down near one of the entrances. Considering someone had to escort the people... they had to have either gotten away from someone and just peed on the floor, or they actively pee'd themselves while walking to where they had to go and just didnt say anything about it. Baffled me how so many people can just go to the bathroom on public property and not give a FUCK
I'm listening to this at work right now and yall are making it really hard to keep it together lol. I keep bursting out laughing. Wtf 😂 i have a puke story btw. I puked so hard i gave myself 2 black eyes. Like i didn't hit my face i just strained my face that hard. I was just a kid and i looked like i was in a fight after
1:02:03 “That’s sad” after he tells the most horrific story about how his how he watched his brother who’s bum hole didn’t work get beat by his step dad
Started listening to the Goons Podcast at episode 70. This marks 100 episodes I've been here. I appreciate you guys making work, cleaning, driving, and fucking better. You guys are legends. Here's to another 100🤙 PS - bring Ethan on more
Yeah my sht avoidance for other places isn't even conscious, my mind says gotta go when ya gotta go, but my body ends ups saying nah I'm good when I'm away from home, even work. It trained itself to go every morning right before work, but on the weekends I go anytime of day, even when the weekends are oddly placed
Soup and General Sam hung out at a guntuber event, and soup came back on sams podcast to makeup for their first episode. Since than it seems theyv been gaming together
This was the funniest episode on the podcast by far holy shit i laughed the whole way through. Please please please collaborate with general chicken rice and poob
sam talking about his brother never seeing this seriously underestimates the algorithm. especially if his bro doesn’t use youtube much. I’ve never seen this channel before and it showed up top of my recommendations like an hour after being uploaded 🤣🤣
