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Agro Squirrel Narrates
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@theshadyprotector8412
@theshadyprotector8412 3 месяца назад
And notice that everyone did their jobs as needed. Nobody tried to be a "Lonewolf." Nobody said "Hey, protocol says we have to talk to the natives. Or, let's check out that old abandoned mine." They trusted their gut and trusted each other. And everyone made it home.
@DragonJohn
@DragonJohn 3 месяца назад
When you learn from fictional people's mistakes
@randomstranger9674
@randomstranger9674 3 месяца назад
Let's split up so we can cover more ground.
@garthrogers2269
@garthrogers2269 3 месяца назад
Someone did say "protocol is to speak with the natives", but Sarge said "Screw that, everyone inside now!"
@jonnypena7651
@jonnypena7651 3 месяца назад
@@randomstranger9674 This is probably why I think terror movies makes fun of your intelligence, they are like "oh, that almost unkillable and unstopable monster is killing us 1 x 3, you know what can be a great idea? let 's split! so it can kill us 1x1"
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 3 месяца назад
Plus, you'll notice they had an APC, body armor, and serious weapons with them. If our horror movies are true think of what they've had to fight...... Which is why they called in a planet cracker. Only way to be sure is to nuke it from orbit.
@gendor5199
@gendor5199 3 месяца назад
"You think we could get the name of the contractor who made these roads?" "NO!"
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 3 месяца назад
Make sure no Corporation even knows they exist
@Wastelandman7000
@Wastelandman7000 3 месяца назад
The truly scary thing is that the Terran found real world examples from our horror movies and fiction. The fliers from Pitch Black. The Thing....The Blob....Invasion of the Body Snatchers...Aliens.... Apparently our horror writers are clairvoyant. No wonder they sent a full combat team with an APC.
@truekurayami
@truekurayami 3 месяца назад
Hey some people do hypothosize that if there are multiple/parallel worlds the human subconscious is actually viewing portions of some of those worlds when we are use our imaginations either when we are dreaming or when we come up with such stories.
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 3 месяца назад
If they found Shoggoth, I'm moving Galaxies.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 2 месяца назад
@@davethompson3326meanwhile in a galaxy far far away
@IlIWarGIlI
@IlIWarGIlI 2 месяца назад
Cthulhu on a Waterworld similar to... damn... subnautica?
@venoltar
@venoltar 2 месяца назад
Problem is, if that device contains the SCP catalogue, Planet-crackers will not be remotely sufficient.
@mfree80286
@mfree80286 3 месяца назад
"knock knock knock" "knock knock knock" "knock knock knock" "...ewtjlwekrjtqrgir" "We got a translation on that?" "Yes sir... they said 'Candygram'" "Dear God! Landsharks!"
@louistarnsman6330
@louistarnsman6330 3 месяца назад
Well played! 👏👏👏
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 3 месяца назад
Would love to see more stories with this squad. They get all the 'fun' jobs because they manage to keep coming back alive
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 3 месяца назад
Rookie mistake, at least lose one or two annoying ones.
@6totoro6
@6totoro6 Месяц назад
Remember me of All Guardsmen Party.
@kicker7872
@kicker7872 3 месяца назад
Want more of horror encounters from this squad it was good
@gasydevil6229
@gasydevil6229 3 месяца назад
Ye man some hyfy creepy pasta scooby doo stuff
@williambishop2384
@williambishop2384 2 месяца назад
I keep remembering Newt in Aliens saying, "They mostly come out at night...most-ly".
@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698
@nightbanegodnomadicdruid6698 3 месяца назад
The fact that I could see Cortez getting ready with a grin when he was called out at the end was "Chefs.Kiss" attention to detail. I'm dying laughing and still want a whole hell of a lot more. I see future episodes where we find out some of the discovered alien horrors!
@MadaraUchihamizukage
@MadaraUchihamizukage 2 месяца назад
A sensible Story. Find Galactic Horror, don't argue, dont't try to make Friends and don't try to understand them. Call a Planetcracker and be done with it. Love it.
@draxsis
@draxsis 3 месяца назад
Well. That was absolutely horrifying. Good thing everyone but Snitch is genre savvy and Snitch was smart enough to follow his team’s lead. Normally barricading in the basement is a pretty bad idea but this time it was the best idea. Also good plan to not take the possibly compromised shuttle back to the ship. As it is I hope they abandoned the APC just in case.
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 3 месяца назад
Alien taught us many lessons.
@batuarganda728
@batuarganda728 3 месяца назад
Every piece of equipment unsupervised in a hostile environment is a huge turn off
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 3 месяца назад
Sounds like an episode of Star Trek where the leadership has a brain and common sense.
@batuarganda728
@batuarganda728 3 месяца назад
They were genre savvy enough not to wear red
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 месяца назад
Ah, yes. Orville and Lower Decks. 😊
@blendpinexus1416
@blendpinexus1416 3 месяца назад
that "oh" XD dude finally understood the horror that was being dealt with.
@michaelyoung7261
@michaelyoung7261 3 месяца назад
Finally someone who has seen the stupidity in horror films and did the actually sensible thing
@jiidee
@jiidee 3 месяца назад
When the characters know what kind of story they're in.
@Lucian00311
@Lucian00311 3 месяца назад
From the title, i was expecting all the aliens gathered together to watch Star Wars, but what I got instead was some Dead Space ? Left4Dead ? jumpscare. I did not need sleep tonight anyway.
@Terran.Marine.2
@Terran.Marine.2 3 месяца назад
Electric shaver!😂
@mackenziedrake
@mackenziedrake 3 месяца назад
Yep, gotta know your role... Great telling, as always. Thank you!
@geoffreypershouse70
@geoffreypershouse70 2 месяца назад
heck has frozen over a group of people in a horror situation with actual brains. I love it!!!
@rjmac3095
@rjmac3095 2 месяца назад
Had to happen EVENTUALLY....
@TheRealInscrutable
@TheRealInscrutable 3 месяца назад
I'm getting a distinct John Hurt vibe from one of those voices.
@mikecoatsworth6048
@mikecoatsworth6048 3 месяца назад
OMG just caught that this is ALIEN'S but smart Marines
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 3 месяца назад
So horror movies and nightmares are precognition of what we found in the stars? Ouch!
@zuzax1656
@zuzax1656 3 месяца назад
Or..., it is genetic memory from when aliens planted us here...
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 3 месяца назад
@@zuzax1656 Hadn't thought of that possibility. Thank you for mentioning that.
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou 2 месяца назад
That kind of thing leaves an imprint. Certain individuals are going to be more sensitive to such than others.
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 3 месяца назад
"Easy in, Easy out! Just another day on the farm,"
@dalemorgan8263
@dalemorgan8263 3 месяца назад
Beautiful story, excellent narration, immediately rewatching.
@r.kellycoker1981
@r.kellycoker1981 3 месяца назад
Definitely a better written story. Well done, AS.
@oldbutnotdead1
@oldbutnotdead1 3 месяца назад
Dang, missed the live. Excellent twist at the end!
@adhyperdad3027
@adhyperdad3027 3 месяца назад
That final ship wide call is FUNNY AF
@lzot
@lzot 3 месяца назад
I'll never think of knockers in the same way again.
@rickysickles1429
@rickysickles1429 2 месяца назад
😅😅😅😅😅
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke 3 месяца назад
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RU-vid algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@jeanannd
@jeanannd 3 месяца назад
A road of horror? The inhabitants of the planet? Good story!
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 3 месяца назад
I am thinking it is some kind of murderous, alien, elder-thing cryptid that vaguely resembles a colossal starfish made out of the bones of Stelos cultists, with way too many toothy maws on its underside.
@jonturner2742
@jonturner2742 3 месяца назад
Wonderfully read as always. A perfect slow burn of a story... More like this please!
@deussalt4479
@deussalt4479 2 месяца назад
This story needs more! ❤❤❤❤ For the Agro-rythm!
@davidaward82
@davidaward82 3 месяца назад
'horns made of fingernails' ... ... you mean, 'horns' then? they're all keratin.
@davidaward82
@davidaward82 3 месяца назад
@poiujnbvcxdswq what do you think hair is made of?
@davidaward82
@davidaward82 3 месяца назад
@poiujnbvcxdswq also, for clarity, the bumps on a giraffe's head are not horns. they are called ossicones, which is the term for a subdermal bony protrusion.
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 месяца назад
I just imagine fingernail shaped horns. Perhaps they evolved from, or still are, burrowing critters that can use their heads like dozers and shovels.
@davidaward82
@davidaward82 3 месяца назад
@@taitano12 'fingernail shaped' horns would be absolutely terrible for digging, nails are remarkably weak.
@MarijnvdSterre
@MarijnvdSterre 2 месяца назад
But but but, we could call it fluffy!
@HeilTec
@HeilTec 3 месяца назад
👍
@timobrien2813
@timobrien2813 3 месяца назад
A great parody of Star Trek aided and abetted by Agro Squirrel. Thank you. UKUK
@AdamTheStorysmith
@AdamTheStorysmith 3 месяца назад
It’s awesome! Also I want to see what’s on that crystal…
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 2 месяца назад
Good thing I listened to this during the day
@torkusqerdoon1062
@torkusqerdoon1062 3 месяца назад
If I ever write a book/short story I can only hope that you do the audio book version.
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 месяца назад
Another great story well read.
@willgallatin2802
@willgallatin2802 3 месяца назад
The proper background track for this would be AC/DC Night Prowler.
@MagusHabilus
@MagusHabilus 3 месяца назад
This one gets my vote for "story of the year!"
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 3 месяца назад
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo N u k e it from orbit, only way to be sure
@aeseiri1618
@aeseiri1618 2 месяца назад
Usually these are just good.That one was downright creepy
@C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
@C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps 3 месяца назад
Now I will be wide awake for a few hours until I can go to sleep
@jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985
@jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985 3 месяца назад
*knock* *knock*
@dalemorgan8263
@dalemorgan8263 3 месяца назад
Cortes NO
@jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985
@jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985 3 месяца назад
Cortes is not the only crayon eater ... 🤪
@Lucian00311
@Lucian00311 3 месяца назад
BANG-BANG-BANG
@theshadyprotector8412
@theshadyprotector8412 3 месяца назад
Who's there?
@Alex.H.B.1970something
@Alex.H.B.1970something 3 месяца назад
Bravo Sir Encore! That's one of the funniest stories you've told you master tale spinner you.😂
@DOOMRIDER.
@DOOMRIDER. 3 месяца назад
Dang I missed the Premiere while doing yard work but it's really funny that this story popped up just as I started playing the first Dead Space game again.
@Shadow.Dragon
@Shadow.Dragon 3 месяца назад
Great story; Excellent narration! I thought, for sure, the Sarge was going to say... "We call in a Dreadnought and nuke'm from orbit. Its the only way to be sure." LOL!!!
@techristopher8077
@techristopher8077 3 месяца назад
Indeed
@leightondoswell453
@leightondoswell453 3 месяца назад
hahaha Brilliant as always. Thank you.
@lupaswolfshead9971
@lupaswolfshead9971 3 месяца назад
Alien jehovis witnesses is my guess.
@techristopher8077
@techristopher8077 3 месяца назад
ROTF LMBO
@MTerrance
@MTerrance 2 месяца назад
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 месяца назад
My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is very much appreciated
@Gh05tk3y
@Gh05tk3y 3 месяца назад
For the algorithm!
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 3 месяца назад
neat
@sessy01
@sessy01 2 месяца назад
if this story were retitled, it think it'd be fitting with a title like NOPE.
@SirMarshalHaig
@SirMarshalHaig 3 месяца назад
For once working with professionals...neat.
@buddyryusukanku1886
@buddyryusukanku1886 3 месяца назад
I would like to know which story the team is referring to where the Roads themselves are alive.
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 3 месяца назад
I wonder if they already found the "planet of the rocket worms"?
@Ibian666
@Ibian666 3 месяца назад
Excellent story.
@athos1029
@athos1029 3 месяца назад
For the algorithm! Great story.
@escgoogle3865
@escgoogle3865 3 месяца назад
Solid story and some great solo voice acting. I must prostrate a comment to the youtube AI.
@roberthodson8645
@roberthodson8645 3 месяца назад
💪😁👍
@eyllyssaunders5345
@eyllyssaunders5345 3 месяца назад
I'm with snitch I very much want to know more about the beast its made of living bits of smaller organisms how does it work I'm so confused but I do love it
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 3 месяца назад
Have you heard the good word? Can we come in and tell you about (blank)?
@t3h_m0nk3y
@t3h_m0nk3y 3 месяца назад
home sick commenting from the pc!!!
@johnnyrotten3175
@johnnyrotten3175 3 месяца назад
4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗ 4 D author ❗ 4 D algorithm
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 3 месяца назад
I was expecting some kind of stinger at the end. Something like the team taking the surviving Stelos with them, and it turning on them while they escaped in their spacecraft, or the team's resident alien unwittingly taking some unknown item with them that eventually turned them one-by-one into "night knockers".
@tfrr8089
@tfrr8089 3 месяца назад
Hi are you planing n starting the series again?
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 3 месяца назад
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@user-mb4el7fb3d
@user-mb4el7fb3d 3 месяца назад
Oood stuff
@mattparker1078
@mattparker1078 3 месяца назад
The planet is alive lmao 😂
@artyd42
@artyd42 3 месяца назад
Almost all inhabited worlds would be alive in some format. This one is also not dead when it should be.
@mattparker1078
@mattparker1078 3 месяца назад
@artyd42 that is true .but I mean more in like ...it's more an animal than a planet while being registered as a planet lol. Like the giant bug in starship troopers . I should have clarified .
@nigelsmith7366
@nigelsmith7366 3 месяца назад
For the Squirrel
@TheRealInscrutable
@TheRealInscrutable 3 месяца назад
200K
@user-ow3qo2fk2b
@user-ow3qo2fk2b 3 месяца назад
😆😆😆🥰🥰
@insanecrazyman7637
@insanecrazyman7637 3 месяца назад
I loved the ending, though I'd still have knocked on the dudes door, that's funny as shit xD
@dragonriderabens9761
@dragonriderabens9761 3 месяца назад
so...what horror title was being referenced here?
@GR3YD3ATH
@GR3YD3ATH 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@InternetGravedigger
@InternetGravedigger 2 месяца назад
And I'm guessing none of them wears red shirts... {:-)
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 3 месяца назад
8th, 8 June 2024
@Terran.Marine.2
@Terran.Marine.2 3 месяца назад
377th 👍. 2024. June. 08
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