Geoguessr, But It's North Korea... 

"What is this? Propaganda? Oh it's a calendar"

Everyone : *Talking about North Korea map* Me : *Literally me talking about a ghost in hotel room*

Ahhh yes, after he says Russia the Russian anthem literally plays for the rest of the entire video lol

Hopefully Sam won't get haunted by the secret North Korean forces

I wish U good luck for choosing this map

5:17 - I don't know why it decided to name this location in Polish but this monument is called "The Juche Tower" and was built to be representative of the ideological style of Marxist-Leninism instilled into North Korea and her people by Kim Il Sung back in the 50's. There are books written on it by the Kim Jong Il himself if you were at all curious into learning more, albeit I don't know why you'd want to. But the term "Juche" is very popular amongst North Korean culture as it's also used in things like their calendar system (Which operates mostly the same as the Gregorian calendar system to the best of my knowledge but year zero is just when Kim Il Sung was supposedly born atop Mount Paektu, a spiritual place for all Koreans, but North Koreans specifically even though half of it belongs to China nowadays and Kim Il Sung was actually born outside of Pyongyang.) Alright, now roll in all your "HOLY INDOCTRINATION, BATMAN" jokes now Edit: Also in terms of whether or not North Koreans defect through Russia, some do, but only a small few. The DPRK/RF border has a lot of densely packed guards or the crossing is just really dangerous due to harsh weather. The closest major city to North Korea on the DPRK/RF border would be Vladivostok and my guesses are that Putin, (someone who, as with Xi Jinping, unfortunately thinks deporting North Koreans back to North Korea is a good idea,) is smart enough to realize that most North Korean's will probably try to move there first in their Russo-defection scheme. So he probably has plans in place to be ready for that. Additionally, the border with China being a LOT larger (almost exactly 80 times larger), North Korea can't keep the DPRK/PRC border as heavily secured. There will be spots that aren't guarded as heavily, or at all. Which means under cover of night, slipping across becomes pretty easy especially since it isn't a literal minefield like the DPRK/RK border. Add to the fact that the Chinese cities right by the DPRK/PRC border are all densely populated. So it's a bit easier for a North Korean person to blend in with a large crowd, where as in Russia you'll need to traverse lots of really small towns and not look out of place if you didn't go to Vladivostok, which we've already established may not be a good idea. Also there's just generally a lot more knowledge of humanitarian groups helping defectors escape through China rather than through Russia too. Add to the fact that going through China, you've not gotta traverse the entirety of Siberia, what is essentially five million square miles of just forest with the occasional city occupied with less people than Chinese cities, and also people that a North Korean wouldn't blend in with all that well in most cases. Because let's not forget, Russia is predominantly white, and North Korea isn't. *_In short, it's just more dangerous since the border is more heavily guarded, the escape is more easily hindered by harsh weather, it's a much longer trip where you have less ways to blend in meaning it's easier to be caught, and 99 out of 100 times you'd need to make your grand escape alone and without help, unlike in China where there are groups of people to help you. This isn't to say that people don't still try to escape through Russia, it's just MUCH less common._*

Calendar: *exists* Sambucha: is this propaganda?

6:27 "so maybe I won't include this" *proceeds to purposely leave it in and purposely add text with an "apology"*

Actually Sambucha both in China and Russia the law is to deport them back to North Korea but if they get through China and into either Mongolia or Thailand as the law in Mongolia and Thailand is to deport them back to *South Korea* you just have to give yourself up to the Mongolian or Thai police

sam: lets be real nobody watches these videos anyways *looks at views*: 224 me: he's right release date: 4 minutes ago

love the geo vids plz do them more often ♥️

Next thing you know Sambucha is on North Korea's black list

Omg he’s so humble tbh with what he said in the beginning it kinda made me sad :( I’m gonna like this video

As yes love when AHCUBMAS posts

Just found this channel and I love the content already!

enjoyed the vid so much as a South Korean lol

7:20 no If you go to Russia you would have to reach Vladivostok ( for a UNHCR consulate i think ) but getting there without being catched by the police is impossible. Putin does everything to catch them

I just thought about how nice forests and stuff would be in North Korea, judging by some of the photos and the fact that barely anyone is allowed to go there, it would be pretty untouched.

6:17 ..... I see you decided to see what happens🤣🤣🤣

"Even the trees arent eating right"☠️☠️☠️

for some reason you have the Polish language version. plac wieży stands for tower squre. :) 5:20

WE died when u played OUR anthem

0:41 i teared up :(

"Oh, don't worry. You won't be put on a list. " "You will be chosen for octopus activities."

"You wont be put on any list dont worry" mr sambucha You will be selected for octupus games of north Korea

"Why do i feel like i'm going to turn around and see something massive" Sambucha 2022

Can u do philppines bc its alot nature and many beautiful around it

1:35 What is this propaganda!? No, it’s a calendar 😂

People living in literal hell Sambucha: Recommends interior decoration 😂 Love this guy!

7:28 No one is talking about the fact that the music is stil playing

Bro is trying so hard to not piss kim jong un off😭

1:27 lol i laughed 😂

Loving the vids

5:20 - That name is actually in polish for some reason. It can be translated to “ The Juche tower square”.

Bro literally said "ooh a ghost!" 😅😅😅😅

I've been to that bass pro shop. It's huge and even has a hotel inside

Good video overall tbh, did not know you could even play GeoGuessr maps in North Korea

every jab for the jab counter: 0:50 4:00 4:25 4:40 5:40 8:25 9:05

The jab counter LOL

Man this video is so dope

7:58 This is likely Kaesong, the reason being is that during the Korean War, the US air Forced dropped a shit ton of bombs all over Korean territory north of the 38th Parallel (initial border), since Kaesong was south of this line, it was spared the bombing, preserving the Korean architecture it had, while in other sites everything had to be rebuilt

There is only one hotel in Pyongyang where you can stay 5:10 Also that is Juche symbol

That hotel looks like the room from portal 2

"Even in Geogusser this country is misleading " -Sambucha 2021

7:10 Me watching this when Russia and Ukraine are at war and its risky to go there

i live in memphis where the bass pro shop is

"Oh, I didn't know North Korea had beautiful canyons" They don't... you were looking at China...

North Korea to tourists: 0:24 and 1:06 South Korea to tourists: you can visit and tour our country if you like, just make sure to respect and be kind to the Koreans at all costs

I love ur long video the problem is that they are very less in this channel

Alternate title: geogessr pyongyang

Me who studies the DPRK At least he’s trying

4:17 almost out of the country

Dude, that tree that you claimed "wasn't eating right", was the same lamp post you complimented earlier! Lol

I like how in one place you were in it looked normal and then you turned around and it was the Kim square.

They could build a giant ass pyramid yet they can’t feed they’re own dam people

WHY DO U LOOK LIKE JOE FROM THE SHOW YOU The show is actually called YOU but damn he really does look like him 😭😭💯

“Oo a ghost” Was perfectly calm lmao

this man is a true legend

I love how he puts on the background an italian song: "Bandiera Rossa" ("Red Flag")

no one talkin' bout the russian anthem playing at 8:36 ???? after the russia scene?

"even the trees aren't eating right" 😭😭😭😭

5:17 for some reason the location that you spelt out is in polish (translation - park's tower (some korean guy))

5:19 I got so suprised when I saw polish here

"Ooh a ghost" ok that hotel room is haunted

The way he said “Ooo, a ghost. Anyway”

dude you're so good at geography.

I enjoyed visiting Seoul, nice weather in November when I went

1:43 oo, a ghost!

Congrats for 1 millon sub

I think the google van had to ask kim jong un for permission for just a simple picture

Video: guessing north korean places Me: *hears soviet union anthem*

Actually, it isn't that hard to take pictures as long as you don't take pictures of military sites and such

5:15 this is in Polish and it means Juche Tower Plateau

“Russia is a safe place to flee to” well that aged like sushi in a red Wine pool.

5:18 wait i didnt know that theres smth thats called in polish language it translates to dżucze tower square

Nobody may watch Sambucha’s long videos but fbi watched this

“Russia is a much safer place to flee too”

Best background music comrade

i can feel how many roasts he was saving

Literally just you throwing shots at NK.

More GeoGuessr!

Why is the thumbnail so POG And Sambucha, you got 1million subs not cause people don't watch your videos

Love how the whole time in the background we were listening to what I can only guess to be the North Korean Nation Anthem!

mount kumgang is the coolest mountain i’ve ever heard of

1950-1953 was Korean war

just the “north korea” in the beginning

The bass pro pyramid is in my CITY. It’s actually a good store and pretty cool, I go there on the reg

Wow I wasn’t expecting the hasRaid emote. I watch him all the time. Is Sambucha a hasanabi head? Edit: Grammar

“I can imagine drinking to be a big part of their culture.” Them being forced to eat dead rats to survive the winter 💀

Why is there only one cloud on the last picture is it paid to be there

I hope you make more videos

Obsession over North Korea is real😂🤣

This was the best thumbnail ever

4:36 You can find some churches in North Korea with Google Earth

Bruh North Korea hit different 😎

Nah this is impossible because it will all look the same buildings with Kim Jong un on them

O man Kim Jong Un sitting on Rocket 😂😂😂😂

Sam: “I don’t know what this says” Me: it must be Korean.

5:41 It's East Germany and West Germany all over again

PL - plac wieży dżucze ENG - Juche tower square