Geometry Dash is FASTER Than You Think... 

Should the x5 speed portal be added?

Note in this video it assumes that every block in the editor is 5 centimeters so the speeds shown (not the actual speed) heavily depends on scale which is imaginary in this case. Regardless the true speeds of the different bugs/game modes and such are ranked correctly but the shown mph is just a way to put the speed into numbers

You can go upwards really fast by something i discovered a few weeks ago, if in the editor you place a block and on top of the block place a move trigger, then move the move trigger to the right and set the properties of the trigger to lock onto player x forever and another move trigger above that has a move time 0.50 and a y of 1000 you go extremely fast extremely high, you also can set it higher to see the max on that you clip through the fast block

Cob: explaining math Also cob in backround: casually beating slaughterhouse

I havent tested it yet, but if I assume the way gd handles collision right, you can use the move trigger to infinity if you increase your fps

I found out in the 2.2 gdps you can use the arrow trigger to go sideways in the UFO gamemode and add the black orb to that then you will be fast also it will only work in platformer I'm gonna make a video of the glitch with a 2x time warp trigger

4:00 when the goat simulator song hits hard

4:14 "so next time I see spider in my house, I'm burning it down and moving to another continent" **moves to australia*

Another amazing video cob! I think the 5x speed should be added, though it will take ages to get used to.

How much Times he said miles per hour

0:02 At The Speed Of Light reference

GD running around the world in 0.000000001 seconds💀

Nice and I am happy the hallucination got placed at 11 above the golden

If you place a slope and keep copy pasting it 1 small movement higher you can teleport :)

Please. Tell me how you know a random snail is EXACTLY 5cm?

Let's assume that gravity in Geometry Dash is 9.8m/s^2, like on Earth. Cube falls 2.5b (blocks) in 0.25s so it would fall with acceleration 80b/s^2. 9.8m/s^2 == 80b/s^2 => 80b == 980cm => 1 block = 12.25cm. Default horizontal velocity is 10.5b/s, that's approximately 128.6cm/s, not 18m/s (65km/h), so the cube is about 140 times slower than said in this video

Соngrats on 25k! Also amazing video as always 🔥

wow dude your channel blew up, i have been here pretty early on and i knew that your hard work would pay off!

Why is at the speed of light not in this video

3:30 what? there are many cat icons and u just picked the most random animal icon to measure length. what snail were you using to get that 5 cm?

if i had a dollar for everytime cob says "miles per hour," i would be a multitrillionaire

1. Get a move trigger, and a warped block. Do that group ID shit yall know it 2. Make the move trigger's time 99999 (idk prob do max) 3. Make the warped block X move like 1500 4. Add an alpha trigger for the warped block and make transparency 0 5. Done (Also use platformer mode)

Fun fact: With the ufo glitch, it would take 85.4 years to beat timeless.

I have no idea whether or not this is clickbait, ‘cuz beating timeless would take the exact same amount of time when changing speed vertically. You can’t just convert vertical momentum to horizontal momentum in GD. That is, until 2.2 comes out. The Arrow Trigger will be added in 2.2, which can rotate the gravity at which things are affected. Executing these tricks while sideways would give you tons of horizontal speed. I could even provide a setup for the TP + UFO method. Teleport the setup to the highest point, then do what you would normally do, but sideways, an arrow trigger pointed downwards, and the UFO in Free Mode (this will allow the UFO to travel downwards past the barriers that would normally be there). At some point, stop teleporting the icon, which should in theory shoot it to the right at unbridled speed. I’ll have to test this out myself to see if it works, though. Thanks for the idea, I’ll probably post a video testing it out or smth :)

The only thing thats faster than geometry dash is the rate of good content coming out from you :)

3:55 goat simulator got me dancing like them NPCS

you have no idea my joy when i see that you've uploaded. keep up the great work :)

00:01 the music should've Been At the speed of light

Imagine going so fast in a videogame that it breaks all laws of physics

Glitches: I am the fastest way of moving in gd Speed hack: *You fail to understand my true power*

ok but did you beat timeless?

We’ve finally found a way to beat Timeless!

Mega hacks: am I a joke to you?

So basically, dashers who dont go outside are still a lot faster than an average human being

*At The Speed Of Light plays*

I'm assuming thats fast enough to beat timeless

i like how goat sim music starts playing a 4:00

The fact that a GD icon is normally faster than the speed limit on most UK roads amazes me.

What will happen when you beat timeless? [000 MYA] - Today [001 MYA] - Eta Carinae Supernova [001 MYA] - Betelgeuse Supernova [001 MYA] - Voyager 1 Passes Nearby Stars [022 MYA] - Death Of Phobos [022 MYA] - A New Smaller Moon Forms [025 MYA] - Next Global Disaster

my brain hurt everytime he said "miles per hour"

You forgot about the glitch where you keep stacking the ramps (even though I don’t think it’s the fastest glitch)

Doing the math, it takes about 10 years to beat timeless with the highest speed.

The way you say Miles Per Hour is cursed

0:24 *this is a certified gigachad moment*

Do you know what else is faster than you think? Me, cob.. Don’t look out your window

"oh god im going towards the stratosphere!! wait im going 108 mph its ok :)"

me when running from the belt:so you acheived my speed

I did the math so the fastest method still takes about 85.4026830449 hours, but its still possible to beat timeless with that speed in 4 days so there you go!

1:51 “this is bad until you realize you can reach up to 108 mph” WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING OF BEING GOOD?

8:13 So if you were able to beat timeless with this speed, it may take 85,402683044851610276129078981597 years to beat it

8:05 i like how slaughterhouse music just casually starts playing like nothing (tennobyte - fly away)

great editing skills!

But the question is, how fast would you beat timeless 29,273,085 mph / 47,110,463 kph?

so hed take 84-85 years to beat timeless with the ufo glitch technically possible assuming he gets a long lifespan

geometry dash is becoming universal... LITERALLY

Do u edit your own videos?

4:14 got me

123 kmph is how fast Canadians go on the highways

This is why we call it geometry dash

Great video, but major flaw: To beat Timeless, you need really fast speeds on the X axis, and not the Y axis

3:55 lmao the goat simulator music

My guy using game soundracks in video, absolute legend.

5:32 fictional googology reference (i don't know if this number is really fictional but they mention it lots of times in fg)

I love how it took 8 minutes to actually get to why you can go really fast in geometry dash and for those 8 minutes he was constantly stalling with filler.

when 2 times speed portal doesnt make you go 2 times speed :

im surprised the minecraft youtuber editing works for geometry dash

He used goat simulator music again. Yay!

Strange fact: in my account of Geometry Dash, the spider mode and 4x speed not change the run steps, only the step speed ( 2:49 )

The new update adds force blocks as well as spider orbs and timewarp so it will get faster lol

gd then: fun simple platformer game gd now: a mind bending game that the laws of physics cant even comprehend

Normal icon: 0 views Funni cat youtuber icon: 100000009 views Lmao good video

I am exited to watch the video yet I’m trying to comment as fast as I can..

Who is here before 24 hours when the video was uploaded

and if you look to your left you will people breaking the law of physics in a geometry game.

“Miles per hourrrr” also goat sim music 3:55

Bro the spider turned into Naruto lol 2:50

I love the video but I just can’t stand “ blank miles per hoouuurr”

0:33 i have learned that the 2x speed portal does not in fact make you double the speed as the 1x speed portal

Cant wait to see another awesome video from one of my fav youtubers

2:51 Uwa!! So temperate~

Dude is speaking science in geometry dash terms

"And then I discovered speed hacks"

fun fact: even if you go over 4 million kmph it would still take 6527 yrs to beat timeless.

Timeless is completed by horizontal movement so vertical velocity shouldn’t be added

Did You Make A Video With Another Video In It Called "Numbers 0 to Absolute Infinity !!!" In It? Just Wondering.

imagine if you were strolling with your icon and then your icon turns into a ufo and suddenly travels out the universe at 47110463 KMPH

The way he says " per hour" lol

Thank you cob for doing this :)

When you use the blue orb and then spider it teleports you

Cmon why isn’t cob at 50k subs already

Correct Answer D 1:26

if the 5x speed portal was added, players will get used to it after a while

his accent + him constantly saying "per hour" is making me laugh💀

Good video cob😁

Funnygame and Partition Zion both found a method using triggers to make infinitely fast speed portals

When 2.2 is out I'm 100% gonna use the wall sticking trigger for some kind of challenge with this.

When the ball goes upside down line it will go pretty quick

Cob is real gigachad.

4:37 the last magnetic flip happened that many years ago

It would be fun if you could actually beat timeless in 2.2