Geometry Dash With Stupid Controllers 

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GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad* “I don’t know what this is” *Sad Wii U noises*

5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.

13:38 *”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”* *”Always has been”*

“Are ya winning son.” 8:42

whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something

He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions

I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key

Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.

8:43 When your parents walk in without knocking

His voice normally: innocent teen voice His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches

4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller. then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)

9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something" OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012. twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467 (and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)

"Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." - Colon 2020

“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂

"Enter is a letter on the keyboard" -Colon 2020

I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons

"Using an app called steam link, you can use the phone as a controller" Of you could just, download GD for mobile?

"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.." "No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"

“I know the ship part” *Dies instantly*

Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad

SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED

Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34

19:20 Aperture Science

are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?

**shows wii u** "honestly i don't even remember what this one is" i don't blame you

W LAUNCHPAD

Next, geometry dash on spagetti!

6:53 DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-

8:46 Colon being Npesta part 2 Also the outro theme is Options by Frums

21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.

*Preheat Oven to 475°F* RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...

gd colon next: "inventing new controllers to play GD with!"

Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub

1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?

8:40 "BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU" "I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW" "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" ah fuf someone beat me to it wait... r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmymeattoit YES

8:42 bro was way too comfortable with that movement 💀💀💀💀

Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is. Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*

5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?

”Wait what, you can go down there?” (11:09) and then an ad starts playing

8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like

Colon: * sets enter key on phone * Also colon: *S M A S H* *

0:41 *looks at a wii u "i don't even remember what this is" that is too fucking relatable.

The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless

Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers. The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*

“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE” -GD Colon

I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol

Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him GD Colon: "I don't know what this is" Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010

16:42 "This thing is basically just the wii but... u." Me: No not me 21:26 Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for? Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol

"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today

Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one

6:38 why is he throwing an enter key at you?

17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background

8:50 “THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!” 😂😂

5:19 I can imagine him wanting to go down a line and violently punching the enter key lmao

Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me

*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates* Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”

8:46 Minecraft enderman death sound

8:33 only mobile players like me feel this pain Edit: WOW! Thx so much for 38 likes!

I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing

3:32 "wheres my brain?" Famous last words

Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.

Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad! Ok I'm interested

I’m very happy the first thing you said when you saw Kirby was “Kirb! Kirb! Poyo poyo!”

"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise" -RobTop

I love the giant enter key, LOL

16:48 have you ever heard about the virtual boy

7:02 HM YES MY FAVORITE LETTER E N T E R

The dead serious face on colon always gets me

i love how at the beginning he had a spinning duck

“ I don’t know much stuff but I know you can make buttons do things “ - Colon 2020

5:51 I DARE YOU TO PLAY DEADLOCKED WITH GIANT ENTER KEY

5:08 for the entire level only look at his face cam, the Enter key and never felt such pain before

I love how you have a OwO staring at you the whole time in the cam

0:01 spining duck

I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt

Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.

4:11 Thanks for making me use my brain... I just figured out it means “joyful - controller”

Colon: “Slamming the enter key is hard” GD Mobile players: First time?

He did better with a giant enter key than I do normally when I am playing good lol

Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!

I was like: “Oh, Colon is into music production?” And was slightly disappointed.

10:46 Colon: Ooo Tight! Me: Andddd... thats what he said.

So i think that the most notable multiplayer lvl is piggyback Sad duelo maestro/master dual noises

i was literally watching the one where he was playing a Mario medium demon, and a Mario ad came on ._.

Everybody: listening to gd colon Me: listening to the duck circling 0:01

I felt that when he said he couldn't remeber what the Wii u gamepad was called

so many things he says during this video can be taken out of context and i love it

colan staring into the camera slowly tilting his head talking in his naturally monochrome voice with a duck in the background arms down to his side him barely take a second to breathe and watching his body not move besides the very subtle movements from basic things like blinking is very very scary

He says "I can't wait for 2.2" plot twist: *it's never coming out* *Sad body colon noises* And when I mean body colon it's the organ

"Ooh! All 3 coins." time: 7.0 time required: *literally 8.5*

14:51 the 2 year old says it’s word that it will not forget…Easy.

Me: *Sees notification* Also me: clicks the video Colon: “I don’t know what this is” Me: “How dare you disrespect my child hood!”

colon: *smashes the enter key as fast as he can* enter key: harder daddy OwO colon: what? enter key: what?

Colon’s videos are as scarcely uploaded as the time between solar eclipses

Here’s how to make piggyback mode: 1. Place a line right above the character 2. Place a move trigger directly under it and set it to lock to player Y and Z for 9999 seconds 3. Make sure it is on 2 player mode 4. Place a gravity portal so the player on top falls onto the line

13:05 ay look at this duck

“I don’t want to bash it too hard, it looks nice” - me to my wife

You should do this again because two player Platformer levels exist now.

The guy who singed fingerdash who plays gd on a wii: Finally, a worthy opponent!