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George Carlin - Brain Droppings 1997 Disc 2 ( HD Audio Book ) 

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• George Carlin - Brain ...
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" Brain Droppings is a 1997 book by comedian George Carlin. This was Carlin's "first real book" and contains much of Carlin's stand-up comedy material. According to the cover, the book contains "jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references" and "comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation". For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his most famous monologues, "A Place for My Stuff" and "Baseball and Football".
The hardcover edition was on the New York Times Bestseller List for 18 straight weeks. The following year, the paperback edition was published. It stayed on the New York Times bestseller list for 20 weeks. Both editions were published by Hyperion.
As of January 2001, the book had sold over 750,000 total copies.
Since there was a 3-year gap between the printed book and the audiobook, a few things were changed due to changes in both Carlin's personal life and in the world in general.
His wife, Brenda, died shortly after the book was published, so in the audiobook he said "I've had a great marriage..." instead of "I have..."
He mentions being happy the Yankees annihilated the Braves in the World Series in the book, but mentions it happened twice in the audiobook as the two teams played again in 1999.
In mentioning teams who could never quite win the big title after so many years, he mentions the Vikings, the Broncos, the Bills, the Cubs, and the Red Sox in the book. In the audiobook, he omits the Broncos when they win two Super Bowls.
At the end of his discussion of when super celebrities die, in the book he says he can't even fathom Frank Sinatra's or Ronald Reagan's death. He omitted Sinatra in the audiobook after he died in 1998.
In a non-chronological change, in his "Baseball and Football" segment, he adds the weird fact that baseball is the only one of the four major American sports that is sensibly unwatchable in a mirror."
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@fanofdawkins6824
@fanofdawkins6824 3 года назад
Who else falls asleep listening to King Georges' wisdom?
@r.f1981
@r.f1981 3 года назад
What heritage? What way of life? Ih you mean succeeding from the union and wanting the freedom to own slaves?? Gtfoh, educate yourself. Progress. You idiot. I'm not pissed, it's called righteous anger! The tides are turning my friend. The bullshit that's been seeping underneath the fabric of this nation are bubbling up to the surface and everyone who were blind are now smelling it, and it's a heeping pile of filthy bullshit. That Confederate flag stands for treason. It stands for "freedom", yeah to own other humans in captivity! Fuck that, and fuck you too for validating it. The Europeans who came to America came here to have religious and social freedom and yet they exploited African countries to have slaves for their own purposes. Very christian isn't it? Again, gfy
@cincystacker5730
@cincystacker5730 3 года назад
The @@r.f1981 am NGOs mmm.××2-- c wzwc in mcx2 w 3the. C. XV. X2
@hamoostaffat
@hamoostaffat 2 года назад
Every night 🤘
@Madison.Rutherford
@Madison.Rutherford 2 года назад
Thought I was the only one.
@danielpodbereschi6872
@danielpodbereschi6872 2 года назад
I do all the time
@doublezero3338
@doublezero3338 4 года назад
Greatest Comedian and Philanthropist of my time. A very intelligent man .
@johnnytoff4619
@johnnytoff4619 4 года назад
I think you mean philosopher.
@jimp8400
@jimp8400 2 года назад
I have this book, it’s a ( paperback )signed by George 3 different times to 3 different people, the 3rd of which being my mom who found this book in a second hand store . Signed twice. She went to Atlantic City to see his show and bumped into him for him to sign the same book for the 3rd time to three different ppl. It’s truly one of a kind!
@welmarquez
@welmarquez 4 года назад
I vastly improved my English speaking/writing by watching and re-watching all of George's specials. I admire him so much!
@prub4146
@prub4146 4 года назад
Do you also speak italian now?
@archibaldbagge1235
@archibaldbagge1235 2 года назад
As much as I admire him, I wouldn't recommend learning English from George Carlin. Listen to audiobook readings of Wodehouse, Conan Doyle, Waugh, Wilde, Dickens etc read by an Englishman or woman. It is their language after all and it is beautiful.
@jaybutton3004
@jaybutton3004 Год назад
I love how much unheard tapes of George I keep discovering
@mariontromba9314
@mariontromba9314 4 года назад
I love Grorge Carlin for the joy I get from his essence.Good stuff!
@mariontromba9314
@mariontromba9314 3 года назад
FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT,I WAS UP ALL NIGHT AND I HAD GEORGE CARLIN TO KEEP ME COMPANY THE ENTIRE TIME! HONESTLY, IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME. REALLY, I THINK IT WAS THE CONTENT,BUT I DID LEARN ALOT OF INTERESTING LIFE LESSONS. I'M 65,BUT AGE IS ABSTRACT & I'M NO PRUDE.BEING AT WOODSTOCK 50 years ago,(WOW)confirmed that You take care of you and your 's ,Marion
@bullfighter9568
@bullfighter9568 5 лет назад
I really love this guy ❤️👍🏻
@sagnhill
@sagnhill 2 года назад
Funny, when I read this book it was also narrated by George Carlin too.
@aolarl6041
@aolarl6041 5 лет назад
"I dont think the Corn Gods would be impressed if we throw a Chicken in a dormant volcano" 😂😂😂
@doublezero3338
@doublezero3338 4 года назад
You are Very beautiful . 😘 ✌🌐
@happyputt9709
@happyputt9709 4 года назад
@@doublezero3338 lol you rolled a 00
@Femren
@Femren 3 года назад
47:52 I mean... "That's the first trick in the book" wouldn't that work as movie dialogue? I'm just messin' around, I love George Carlin, he is the absolute best!
@larrybarger1077
@larrybarger1077 2 года назад
thankyou for posting. i love his audio books
@Tommy-wm8gi
@Tommy-wm8gi 5 месяцев назад
Thank you for getting this together.life long follower of George. Had forgotten about some of this stuff.keep digging
@mikedrown2721
@mikedrown2721 Месяц назад
My hero will always be George Carlin
@Tommy-wm8gi
@Tommy-wm8gi 5 месяцев назад
Sheer brilliance. Thanks
@Pluggit1953
@Pluggit1953 4 года назад
Well, George got to know about the crime of the century in 2001.
@happyputt9709
@happyputt9709 4 года назад
Mr Conductor here!
@Forsaken_Outlaw
@Forsaken_Outlaw Год назад
The funniest philosopher I’ve ever heard.
@Cheburek817
@Cheburek817 6 месяцев назад
Most American to me, with love to this country never sugar coated this....
@ochaye57646
@ochaye57646 День назад
14:00 I can hear the horde coming...
@lokajinjin9132
@lokajinjin9132 3 года назад
Oh god oh god 🙏🏻👌
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 Год назад
Oh great stuff
@massawhitey8174
@massawhitey8174 4 года назад
I appreciate George for leaving his thoughts behind....i realy dont think he gives a shit about what any of you think of him....now anyways
@r.f1981
@r.f1981 3 года назад
How does it feel to stand for treasonous, slavery supporting losers?? You Confederate fuck! The south lost, get over it you racist piece of shit! Fuckin loser..
@fanofdawkins6824
@fanofdawkins6824 2 года назад
@@r.f1981 lmfao you really lost your shit there, didn't you?
@r.f1981
@r.f1981 2 года назад
@@fanofdawkins6824 I love losing my shit on ignorant backward ass Confederate fucks
@fanofdawkins6824
@fanofdawkins6824 2 года назад
@@r.f1981 dude....your life has got to suck ass. You have nothing to do but go around hating on people? I don't support slavery and I don't support anything confederate but God damn....that shit you're doing is uncalled for. You're no better than he is, just because of your actions. You need to learn to treat others kindly, and just FYI, passing judgment on other ppl is never OK to do
@archibaldbagge1235
@archibaldbagge1235 2 года назад
I doubt he can give a shit about anything, considering he's dead. Oh and by the way, there is no such word as "anyways". It's ANYWAY!
@danlittlejohn1913
@danlittlejohn1913 4 года назад
Vodafone australia or something else doesnt let this vid play
@deanstanley2125
@deanstanley2125 4 года назад
They don't want you to have access to any subversive or dangerous ideas.
@robcurtis1779
@robcurtis1779 3 года назад
If that’s a serious comment, FYI: This is an audiobook not a live performance video
@Tommy-wm8gi
@Tommy-wm8gi 5 месяцев назад
Try the book " the tao of Willie
@perplexedplaguedoctor2946
@perplexedplaguedoctor2946 3 года назад
I’m impressed I only found one asterisk to anything he said. That being the Kudos is ( koo dowz) in American English and it is ( kyoo dos) in British English.
@brianlasaga
@brianlasaga 4 года назад
Funny guy !! This guy had a great perspective on life. Straight forward and simply which is the way I like it. He nailed it in the truest and humorist sense form of the word. He was a master. People need to listen to this guy, especially Donald Trump. Too bad George is dead. (George Carlin would have killed Trump and buried him deep down where he belongs with just vocabulary ). Imagine Donald Trump going against George Carlin..........George would have destroyed him and spit it out.......ha ha ha.
@dope42069
@dope42069 3 года назад
You can make a religious out of this.
@bigbear5767
@bigbear5767 Год назад
26:11 37:45
@frankdalla
@frankdalla Год назад
Might as well be Steve!
@kyleleite5030
@kyleleite5030 3 года назад
Just imagine wat this guy will have to say in 2021
@somoeur2845
@somoeur2845 3 года назад
All.Love's new homes will be.Som 🤗🤗😂🤣😂🤣👄💎💃
@nicolecooper8113
@nicolecooper8113 3 года назад
billie eilish
@daffyduck4195
@daffyduck4195 Год назад
It's not funny because he is reading off a script. Not like his live shows where he is way more dramatic 'n funny.
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