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From Seinfeld Season 1 Episode 5 'The Stock Tip': Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@bossfan49 2 года назад

Not only did George have $5K to his name..... it was actually a "spare" $5K he could afford to invest. The last time in the series he had any money.

@albertmccready478 2 года назад

He was going to go for 10k

@zhuoran92 2 года назад

At that time, he still had a stable job.

@22espec 2 года назад

He later made money creating an app but lost it all with Madoff

@napnemeanix 2 года назад

@@22espec Never knew 🤔

@ianfinrir8724 Год назад

He was a successful real estate broker.

@Henning_ 2 года назад

The George character is even better when you realize he was somewhat of a successful real estate agent with money to spare in season 1

@beani24329 2 года назад

He quit because his boss wouldn’t let him use his private bathroom.

@armin38822 2 года назад

@@beani24329 can you blame him though

@chvpo2213 2 года назад

@@beani24329 Lmaoo he is the best

@ianfinrir8724 Год назад

@@beani24329 I'd quit my job if they wouldn't let me use the good washroom at my work.

@viktormamontov3138 Год назад

@@ianfinrir8724 ehh . Depends how much of a difference in the restrooms .

@NasrinZzzz 2 года назад

You cut out the best parts: The moment George hoplessly throws himself on the couch. And Jerry's monologue: "I'm not an investor. People always tell me, you should have your money working for you. I've decided I'll do the work. I'm gonna let the money relax."

@ni5hu 2 года назад

yeah haha

@Campfire30 Год назад

A lotta times, you send your money out working for you, it gets fired.

@edtheman28 Год назад

Yeah I remember your money...

@hadid1092 Год назад

Showing up late, talking time off..

@raywest3834 Год назад

@@hadid1092 We had to let him go.

@EZZMONEY 2 года назад

Imagine the old school way of tracking your stock, the morning paper

@QuadMochaMatti 2 года назад

When all the electronics are blown to bits, that's all that's going to be left. Hopefully the stock market will be gone too.

@mariostelzner4530 2 года назад

ACTUALLY, THE BIG BOYs, WHO PLAYED THE STOCK MARKET, USED TICKER TAPE MACHINES TO GET THEIR STOCK QUOTES. LOL

@jessihawkins9116 2 года назад

@@mariostelzner4530 what that

@GeorgeMonet 2 года назад

@@QuadMochaMatti That newspaper is printed using printers heavily dependent on computer chips.

@joshuawarren8340 2 года назад

I know nowadays we have a Robinhood app

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад

George taking that dollar bill back was the beginning of the REAL George Costanza on this show!!!

@ronniechilds2002 3 месяца назад

I have an ex-friend who did things like that in real life. EX-friend. He was such a miserable cheapskate I got to where I couldn't stand to be around him. Haven't seen the tightwad in years.

@Napalm_lover 2 года назад

It's so unusual seeing George successful with money to spare...

@JanetStarChild 2 года назад

One of the few times George wins.

@willc5723 2 года назад

He’s like Seinfeld’s version of Alan Harper

@tanner882 2 года назад

He buys the dip 🙃

@Napalm_lover 2 года назад

@@tanner882 is it double dip?

@cisium1184 2 года назад

Yeah I think this was the last episode in which George had any kind of self-confidence. Must've been right before Jason Alexander realized George was Larry.

@Eralen00 2 года назад

the quality of these clips is amazing! I love that they're in the original broadcast aspect ratio and not awkwardly forced into widescreen like some of the DVD releases

@Richie_Godsil 2 года назад

Smug George is the worst but also the best lmfao

@dopedrums Год назад

He's very punchable! 🤣

@c0mputer 2 года назад

You can really see how George initially tried to play a Woody Allen type character.

@jeffgrubin1874 Год назад

The pretzels are making me thirsty!

@shareofmoney 2 года назад

You have to give George credit for sticking with his stock! 😂

@pipedown1246 2 года назад

And he's usually the one stressed out and crazy even over little things lol

@ashokthapa5180 2 года назад

I m going down with the ship.

@dankashiochosinko1080 2 года назад

They use to call him diamond hand george.

@cisium1184 2 года назад

This was when George still liked the big brokerage houses. They hadn't hurt his father's feelings yet.

@pipedown1246 2 года назад

@@cisium1184 lol..George was so thirsty he just got robbed and still wanted to see her again🤣

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 4 месяца назад

I feel like these people are not even acting, that's when you know it's good

@stephenoconnell1591 2 года назад

Kramer being happy about it is hilarious

@michaelraum3393 3 месяца назад

😆

@festyguy7405 Год назад

Watching George smoke cigar in restaurant and I’m shocked, but then I remembered you could do that back then!

@megsie1424 2 года назад

4:52 onwards- Now *that's* the George we love..!

@julianj9830 2 года назад

Funny thing is George is suppose to owe a lot of taxes on those return gains since he sold immediately after.

@ericfarrar9185 Год назад

So when you sell stocks you end owing more on taxes? Or is it when you buy and sell?

@talkingstocksstuff4676 Год назад

@@ericfarrar9185 He is referring to the short term capital gains tax rate vs the long term capital gains tax rate.

@Unknown-jt1jo Год назад

@@ericfarrar9185If you sell stock after holding it for a year or more, you pay a maximum of 20% tax on the gains (long-term capital gains). If you sell after less than a year, you pay normal income tax (which has a maximum bracket of 37%).

@steverogers7601 2 года назад

3:21 I love those long, drawn out dinners with friends on Fridays or Saturdays. Everyone is still chatting and enjoying the company, some are still nibbling, some are enjoying their buzz. Then when you pay the bill, you have the option of taking the party to a bar/lounge, or back to someone’s place, or just calling it a night and heading home because that long dinner was enough.

@cisium1184 2 года назад

I've never had dinners like that unfortunately, but I really enjoyed reading this and living vicariously through you.

@TheBoomhahaha 2 года назад

They're rare for me but yeah, it's a great time 💙

@GHC3 Год назад

I had more smaller versions of those and they were alot more rare. They sound nice, when you have the spare money to actually do them, I was not one of those people😪

@jonadrian3346 Год назад

I AM IN A MONASTIC ORDER. I CANT BE WITHIN COMMUNICATIVE SOCIETY ENJOYING SIN.

@horse69outside 9 месяцев назад

The best long drawn out dinners are in your own kitchen. If you have things prepped right, you can cook, eat, drink, talk all evening.

@ianx-cast6289 Месяц назад

"Have something!" "I'm full" "So don't finish it" lol

@geofreyr 11 месяцев назад

I love how George's character can change on a whim showing how fickle he is and that trait is perfectly portrayed by the brilliant acting. Another great example is the rock climber episode with the Tony character.

@RedDawgTN 2 года назад

I love the part at the beginning of this episode where Jerry and George are talking about Superman having a sense of humor or not.

@wvu05 2 года назад

I've never heard him say anything funny.

@ricardosavagestrike 2 года назад

He definitely did. You can't say a man who decides to tie up criminals putting a lace on it like a present isn't up to some practical joke.

@Xylarxcode 2 года назад

@@wvu05 Watch some of the Christopher Reeves Superman movies. He makes some puns and quips in those. I can't say they're particularly funny, but they're an attempt at humor at least.

@wvu05 2 года назад

@@Xylarxcode I'm quoting George.

@trickq5883 2 месяца назад

Anybody can learn jokes and Superman is capable of learning anything at an expert level in virtually no time at all. He could be funnier than the funniest comedian in existence if he wanted to be.

@kev3d 7 месяцев назад

Only George would show off his new found wealth by treating his friends to an all-expense-paid meal at a crappy diner.

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад

4:36 - I love this gesture! 🤣

@ctdieselnut 2 года назад

I know it's just a show, but I wonder if 'Simons' is a reference to jim Simon's, renaissance technologies, the winningest hedge fund year after year. They employ literal geniuses, and have a bunch of restrictions to even invest with them, if they let you.

@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 2 года назад

dang i'd never heard of these guys!

@javanesemystic 2 года назад

“ROBOT BUTCHER” 🤣 🤣 💀

@MeneTekelUpharsin 6 месяцев назад

Shhhhhhhhhh..

@MaeseSantiago 2 года назад

One of the very few times George actually won

@mobus1603 Год назад

...yet turned into an obnoxious douche Of course someone like George can't win with class. I wouldn't change a thing, though, because that's what made this show so great.

@PeterCasual Месяц назад

Kramer was so happy to tell Jerry that the stock was down

@yt_hatesfreespeech 11 месяцев назад

when he pulled the bill out of waitress hand lol

@KeepingOnTheWatch 2 года назад

Back then the Internet was the mesh inside your swimsuit.

@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 2 года назад

One of the few times when George wins at something.

@PreetSingh-pl5dv Год назад

3:58 The air of superiority that George has when he made that profit :)

@thelonewolf7443 2 года назад

Shark Tank: “I’m in… and for that reason I’m out.”

@tristramcoffin926 Год назад

That green sweater George is wearing is so 90s.

@renaissance18 2 года назад

Jerry: so big daddy at 3:41 lol

@igorsheludko 4 месяца назад

George is diamond hands!!

@annehebert510 2 года назад

Their accents were way more New York early in the series. After years in California, their NY accents diminished a lot.

@Sarraqin 2 года назад

c'maaaaaaahn

@jll5568 2 года назад

"Diamond Hands" Costanza

@nolaanderson8770 2 года назад

1:05 Kramer looks SOOO HAPPY that Jerry's investment is sinking. Some friend. Glad you're entertained, Kramer - and fugg you!

@Xylarxcode 2 года назад

That waitress did NOT wanna let go of that bill, lol. Can't say I blame her. That's basically a tip and once a tip is given, taking it back is a dick move.

@ICBsTurf 10 месяцев назад

2:05 some of my favorite acting from Jason

@TheeSocialPariah 2 года назад

The early episodes are my fave.

@blabla-rg7ky 2 года назад

same

@thehylianloach9473 2 года назад

It felt like a completely different show compared to seasons 7-9

@oystersmiling585 2 года назад

Reminds me of modern day crypto bros

@7star7storm7 2 года назад

The cigar 😂

@dopedrums Год назад

It's like a baseball bat in his little hands 😅

@drphilsbarber4513 11 месяцев назад

I remember when I would have to wait for the morning paper to find out what my sticks were at

@LowLevelNC 2 года назад

What about my stock options? I………………..think not.

@SirRAJ88 2 года назад

If they were to do this episode today it will be the Crypto market

@g00zik97 2 года назад

jeri get ipad and lose life savings on binance

@thehylianloach9473 2 года назад

no no.... meme stonks

@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 2 года назад

And George gets caught up in a NFT scheme losing money, and Kramer warns him not to. "George, those are just pixels! Just copy and save the image and be done! It's a trick. See. They want you to think that a cartoon of a monkey wearing different hats has value."

@ianfinrir8724 Год назад

I feel like Kramer would be the one to go all in on Crypto

@g00zik97 Год назад

@@ianfinrir8724 its another ponzi scheme!! (kramer after losing lifesavings on luna)

@JoeOMalley-py8wq Год назад

Love George's smug told you so reaction to his new found wealth .

@myles-spikewebby8519 2 года назад

Oh George. He rocks and hilarious!

@elijaprice Год назад

Lol, smoking in a diner while people are eating.

@plissken2156 Год назад

0:32 - "They got some new kind of technique for televising opera....some sort of electronic thingy." Wouldn't that technique be called a broadcast station, and wouldn't that electronic thingy be called a camera?

@thiagodeandrade7081 28 дней назад

To be fair, it looks like people investing in stocks of companies with "Radio" in the name in the late 1920s or crypto nowadays.

@Fdux 2 года назад

George Costanza the greatest hero of the show… Neumann comes a distant 2nd, then Kramer 3rd followed by Jackie Lawyer and then Mr Bookman + Soup Nasi

@cynomyS 2 года назад

Neumann huh?

@ceave 2 года назад

@@cynomyS Hellooo Neumann.

@sweetbeauty2153 2 года назад

Constanza? I think not👎 most definitely Newman first, then Jackie👍

@cynomyS 2 года назад

@@ceave Hello Jedediah.

@julianj9830 2 года назад

Newman over Kramer? That’s pretty delusional

@robertburk5550 Год назад

I keep focused on the very watered down coke where the ice keeps disappearing and reappearing.... Very distracting for me lol 😂

@wubonkald322 7 месяцев назад

Gorges pop looks so watered down lol

@CLxJames Год назад

Reminder: You don’t lose anything until you sell

@soloa24 Год назад

The tramco corporation out of Springfield, they are about to introduce some sort of a robot butcher. You want get in very little time 😅

@fernandesl Год назад

This is ALL TIME peak George

@tomitstube 2 года назад

season 1, i remember the show struggling but this is pretty good, just 5 episodes in. "i'm a nervous wreck, i'm not cut-out for investing." i could feel that, it's how i am, i lost like half my money in 2008, i'm asking everyone, "where did it go?" nobody could tell me, the brokerage firm is like, "it's bundled, spread out everywhere." i'm like "specifically where? and what stocks"? stockbroker is like "idk, there's no way of knowing." it's a ponzi scheme, the whole thing is a ponzi scheme, politicians have literally made it legal (for them) to buy and sell based on insider trading. 80% of investors are in the top 10% financial bracket, it's nothing but a roulette table for the rich... and this is who the (capitalist) government lets run americas financial interests... who republikkklans and democrats alike hire to run the treasury dept. george carlin said it best, "it's a club, and YOU ain't in it."

@man66iac 2 года назад

First time George was success

@jimbob4456 2 года назад

George still had hair. Must be an early one.

@ancientheart2532 2 года назад

Wall Street: Siddown....pidgeon. Ya put yer money in when we tell ya...ya take it out when we tell ya.

@redscarlet85 2 года назад

Diamond hands George!

@Heart2HeartBooks 2 года назад

Did he take back 1 dollar? LOL

@yasho. 13 дней назад

" it's a peacCH 🚬 "

@ParkayCollecttibles 2 года назад

Oh man i remember this Episode 😂

@dcamron46 Год назад

Elaine does have a lot of money. Her dad was a multi billionaire, and now she is too probably.

@reeereeebriieee8661 10 месяцев назад

That's the actress in real life, not the character.

@Linda-in9ns 2 года назад

George you kill me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

@element5092 2 года назад

It's a Hyundai. 🖐️

@jasontheworldisyours 9 месяцев назад

"So dont finish it"

@MichaelKuchar 2 года назад

Kramer with the tide pods for a quick removal of stains. Prophecy come true! This was part of the full version of the show.

@ianfinrir8724 Год назад

Brought to you by Kramerica Industries

@igsaan 6 месяцев назад

Is this their "first" coffee shop?

@jaengen Год назад

George had hair here!

@vishwasviranivv 2 года назад

If Jerry invested today, he would never meet any girl, definitely no Vanessa, since he would never be off screen.

@MRresievil310 6 месяцев назад

Seinfield predicted Crypto.

@laylowstaylow Год назад

Isn't this inside information?

@MeneTekelUpharsin Месяц назад

It was more normal back then

@Metastate12 2 года назад

That's some fast thawing icecubes.

@googlebanmetoomuch2601 2 года назад

George looks great in that suit!😂

@petervan7372 2 года назад

Expecting to see fed knocking on the door and both of them got busted for insider trading

@dspsblyuth 2 года назад

Is it considered insider trading if you aren’t an insider associated with the company? The friend that told them could get in trouble but I’m not sure they would

@ianfinrir8724 Год назад

@@dspsblyuth I think yes, because you're using information that hasn't been disclosed to the public. I think it depends on how/why the information was passed onto George.

@kamnapavon4638 2 года назад

Well, that escalated quickly......

@davidbedard6824 Год назад

Did George take into account the taxes he would pay on his short term investment. Since less than year its taxed at his normal income tax rate, lets say 35%. He owes $2,800 in tax on his trade come tax season.

@atoaster2070 Год назад

And that is why you diversify.

@traviscoates6878 2 года назад

George’s sweater is ridiculous

@attyla2926 2 года назад

Told you not to sell.🤣

@lindaalvarez8855 Месяц назад

Stocks, in general, are extremely risky!

@garyfrombrooklyn 2 года назад

It’s a Hyundai 😆 maybe back then, not today

@Linda-in9ns 2 года назад

Hello Brooklyn 👍😀

@garyfrombrooklyn 2 года назад

@@Linda-in9ns hello 😊

@fromthehaven94 2 года назад

Much like the pricing games on Price Is Right where, to reflect higher priced vehicles, what had four digits is now five. The "One Digit" game especially, it has had an extra "1" since the 90's.

@garyfrombrooklyn 2 года назад

@@fromthehaven94 😆 exactly