George Lopez-I'm a have to stab my eyes out 

GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE!!!! We only have time for one George, what is it?!!

“Now just a warning, you hug her and she has a cut she’s gonna scream” 😂 😂

"Evening ma'am" "Evening...sir" 😂😂😂

Hold on, before we start accusing people, you gave him $50? Priorities right there

"What kind of monster do you think I am?" "Some kind of... half woman, half bat."

“Evening ma’am! Evening... _sir.”_ 😂😂😂

George: You got a ring on your finger don’t you? Angie: Yeah George: You seen the look!!

George: "Hold on before we start calling people thieves you gave him, $50 you never gave me that kind of money when I was a kid." Bennie: "Oh you never need it you can never pull a girl like Laural labese. If that women is stealing i wouldn't have her in my house".

Angie in that outfit 😍😍🔥🔥🔥😋

"You could never pull a girl like Laura Ortiz" um...

This is all hilarious. N I have to say, I would have never thought of this, but Ernie and George work pretty good together cleaning a house, even if they were rushing everything. Yes we didn't see how they clean everything so far what I saw I was impressed how they did it. Angie liked what they did, maybe they should go into a cleaning house business lol.

Evening ma’am, evening Sir

This episode gets me every time

Evening ma'am, evening.... Sir : 3

Miss this show, lmao 😂😂

You got a ring on your finger don't you? *YOU'VE SEEN THE LOOK*

You got a ring on your finger don’t you? …..yeah…. Lmao

Half woman, half bat😂😂😂😂😂😂

"You can fly but every time you do you become alittle shorter"

Benny Lopez reminds and looks like my mom lol till this day we still call her Ben or Benny

And the sad part is George probably had to burn that fifty afterward.

Believe me I'd be terrified George's mother if she were my mother inlaw

"I'm making a call"

They haven’t been girls for 40 years

Some type of half woman half bat😂

When your a comedian you know your career is over when they ask you to make a show

This is how I clean when she says shes on her way to my house and she's right around the corner

What season was this

WTF recording from the TV and posting it .

I think I figured out why George's house was such a mess, he couldn't get off his golf playing, T.V. watching, cigar smoking lazy ass and clean it himself. I agree how Ruth truly made a better mom for George than Benny because after all everybody hates Benny and for a very good reason LMFAO!!!!!!

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Benny’s cheap my mom gave me $1,000 for my birthday last year 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍💁🏻👏

lovethecast

“Oh, we’re getting into your weird area, aren’t we?”

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“Before we start calling people thieves, you gave him $50?” lol

What’s the knife for? If im wrong and there money in there ima have to stabed my eyes out lol 😂😂😂

They haven’t been girls for 40 years 😂

"Some kind of half woman half bat thing" always gets me😂😂

I like how she gives him the money knowing full well he was going to commit to what he was about to do

I'm dry-cleaning the Lopez way 😆😆😆😆😅😅😆😆😆😆😅😆😆😆

You know, watching George rub that lemon on Max reminds me of that line from season 4 where Benny told George she gave him lemons to rub under his arms to compensate for deodorant. Now Max will smell like a lemon's ass.

Now that I’m older the way my dad talks and his sarcasm is just like George Lopez 😂😂😂 idk if that’s a good or bad thing

"Some kind of woman, half bat" 🤣🤣🤣

Man I remember nick@nite.

Man I miss this show bring memories -Netflix need to have or Hulu

Sir 😂🤣🤣🤣

I love cleaning up messes for people because it's make me feel good

His commitment is admirable knife to the eye

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True Mexican family! 😹

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I GOT THIS!!!.. LOL

No one mentioned Carmen George Linda or Lidia

1:45 For some reason, Angie reminded of Sandra Bullock from Speed right there. I don't know why

"I'm making a call"

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Rip joe emileena and Gloria

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