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From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 9 The Sponge: After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@dazitmane8905 Год назад

Jerry looking through the bag before yelling "WHY'D YOU TELL HER" is comedic gold.

@HeyyyEsse 7 месяцев назад

I love about Jerry that he can't even fake getting angry

@ayb2522 6 месяцев назад

@@HeyyyEssehis voice just sort of rises to this comedic pitch

@ZoomMoon3 6 месяцев назад

Sort of like Mike Moffett yelling that at Kramer when he found out Kramer told Jerry he was a phony

@briansilva3765 3 месяца назад

@@HeyyyEsse Jerry being a bad actor makes it funnier.

@EZZMONEY Год назад

If you have a conniving friend like Costanza never tell him your secrets, he will use all tools and info at his disposal in his latest scheme

@steverogers7601 Год назад

George is by far the worst one of the group. For TV and entertainment purposes, he’s hilarious and one of the greatest characters ever created in comedy. But if a person in real life shared a lot of his characteristics, outlook, and thought processes, it would make for an enormous dbag that would be best to avoid altogether. And I’m sure these people exist somewhere.

@nadirbaitsaleem7270 Год назад

George can be pretty reliable sometimes

@uuuultra Год назад

Or just don't have any friends

@flashlight5287 11 месяцев назад

@@uuuultraI don’t have friends at all.

@TheLoonyBird 11 месяцев назад

tbqh, I think Jerry is the worst of the lot

@david88478 11 месяцев назад

"I've coupled, I've coupled"

@InMotionForAMillion Год назад

Gotta love how Jerry and George completely distrust one another…often a byproduct of being friends with someone for so long. 😅

@redacted2275 11 месяцев назад

No... the video explained why ffs 🤦‍♂️

@ctdieselnut 11 месяцев назад

I don't think that was the idea here lol. The problem was that jerry did trust George. If you completely distrust your friends, you need some new friends.

@masterprattu Год назад

Oh man that change in George’s expressions at 3:36 are simply sublime and add a great deal to the whole comedy package.

@redacted2275 11 месяцев назад

It's called "acting".

@learnenglishwithclyde1166 Месяц назад

Acting without acting 😂

@masterprattu Месяц назад

@@learnenglishwithclyde1166 could be acting with acting

@snappycattimesten Год назад

There are certainly couples like this. The only defence is to cut them out of the loop.

@steverogers7601 Год назад

Do the bums ever complain “soup again?!”

@YouilAushana 11 месяцев назад

Bums are just ungrateful in 2023, they got the right to a 5 star Michelin meal.

@rjathar Год назад

Classic Seinfeld... Tackling life's issues and unspoken rules in the most creative and hilarious ways

@onoseshaibu6315 Год назад

At times, Seinfeld feels like a satire

@rjathar 11 месяцев назад

@@onoseshaibu6315 ha! Well played! :)

@Thedude24 10 месяцев назад

Well said

@leflopjames5628 Месяц назад

You're desperate for likes, Kumar.

@watchreport 9 месяцев назад

The problem isn’t George telling Susan, it’s Susan telling everyone else. Many couples share secrets, but you’re supposed to then vault it…

@MA-go7ee 8 месяцев назад

The problem is ABSOLUTELY George telling Susan. The couples who do that are foul.

@Beetlejuice699 8 месяцев назад

Never trust a woman not to gossip. Fastest rumor spreaders in town

@angeleyeszarai 7 месяцев назад

True

@kitosjek9541 7 месяцев назад

@@Beetlejuice699 incel

@Beetlejuice699 7 месяцев назад

@@kitosjek9541 🤣, no just a truth of life, small man

@josemaria8177 Год назад

It looks like Susan knew the combination of George's vault, just appeal to his pettiness

@marcoAKAjoe Год назад

Susan is hot

@Qwerty789LL Год назад

Jerry's line "WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!" is reeeeeeeeally similar to Mike Moffitt's "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!" from S3E21 The Parking Space. The tone and the sudden outburst. I wonder if it was an homage :)

@jetnut89 11 месяцев назад

I would have to think so.

@moonliightbae 9 месяцев назад

MY EXACT THOUGHTS HAHAHHAH

@shuriKen469 6 месяцев назад

perhaps they're both phonies.

@woodson21 Месяц назад

Both lines are delivered so well, I think they could’ve used it maybe 2-3 more times in the series for it to become a legit catchphrase without running it into the ground.

@benjaminfishbeyn1996 8 месяцев назад

I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.

@PurebreedFLA Год назад

😳Their leftovers for the soup kitchen? Nah, that's foul. Surprised Jerry didn't dive into that bit🤢

@abeartheycallFozzy Год назад

They won't take the muffin stumps either.

@PurebreedFLA Год назад

@@abeartheycallFozzy Right 😂

@QAZ-OMEN Год назад

"A hit is a totally different story" LOL

@DarthWill3 Год назад

*George:* Really? How'd she do _that?_ *Jerry:* Oh, a friend of a friend of Susan's... *George:* _My_ Susan? *Jerry:* WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!? Oh, that yell! 🤣

@bossfan49 Год назад

Reminded me of Mike Moffit yelling at Kramer after he blabbed about the "phony" remark.

@aurea. Год назад

Great yell 😂

@TheStuport 11 месяцев назад

@@bossfan49 "Why'd You Tell Him" Kramer literally jumped out of his skin!🤣

@proudbirther1998 5 месяцев назад

Jason Alexander AT HIS ABSOLUTE FINEST! Such a GREAT ACTOR. Vocal inflections and Facial Expressions are BRILLLIANT. i Love how he looks annoyed!! SO DAMN FUNNY!!

@LowLevelNC Год назад

The oceans are getting very sudsy. 😂

@robertweir5313 Год назад

Some of our biggest inner most secrets should almost be left unsaid. This is where deathbed confessions come into play. There’s a reason for that

@rustycookiepekka6875 7 месяцев назад

There are also thing you take to the grave... right?

@partsunknown9892 Год назад

Personally, I would never be friends with George again, what's the point? True friendship is about telling someone your deepest, darkest secrets and having enough trust in them that they won't tell anyone else. George is breaking the friendship code big time here

@TheStuport Год назад

"There's Attorney Client Privilege's here"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@truthhurts3524 Год назад

I’ve coupled! I’ve coupled!

@MrK623 Год назад

Do the bums ever get tired of it? Soup again? They eat soup 3 times a day?

@uuuultra Год назад

😂

@leifjohnson617 9 месяцев назад

Great writing, great acting.....great all around!

@adrianwaterman-reilly4986 11 месяцев назад

George: "Mick Jagger!" :p

@persianprince91 Год назад

1:42 I wonder if George was waiting 15 seconds to respond while Jerry was daydreaming.

@LowLevelNC Год назад

I also wondered if the bums ever complain about being fed half eaten leftovers.

@Qwerty789LL Год назад

@@LowLevelNC Well, we already know how they feel about the muffin stumps.

@DeadPool-XF Год назад

This is why jerry got that Douchebag constanza back when he tried to return that book that he use in the bathroom..............SWARM LOL

@kurt6410 Год назад

I wonder if Jerry ever bought that speedboat?

@bossfan49 Год назад

He probably would've taken it to Florida and Jack Klompus would've crashed it.

@agitatedzone Год назад

she saw the tag on the back? was she checking him out? :o

@terrellp22 10 месяцев назад

jeans like Levi's have the size on the waist above a pocket

@proudbirther1998 5 месяцев назад

The Oceans are getting pretty sudsee!! I have to use that line next time i hear a person tell me we have to save the ocean LOL

@wonderwalls3565 11 месяцев назад

I use to love that Suzan, Smart, beautiful and on what a great actress.

@theowarner 3 месяца назад

I think the “Why’d you tell her?” is a Mike Moffit call back.

@uneedtherapy42 Год назад

89 Lebaron

@presence5426 Год назад

TC by Maserati

@TheStuport Год назад

John Voight, the Periodontitis is so pleased to be remembered!

@presence5426 Год назад

@@TheStuport He loved that car. If he found a great parking spot, he wouldn't move for weeks. But his wife made him get the TC by Maserati to keep up with the Seinfeld's Cadillac.

@TheStuport Год назад

@@presence5426 😆😆😆

@travisdonaldstanley6420 11 месяцев назад

Susan has such a beautiful smile. Too bad she got engaged.

@robertweir5313 Год назад

Sometimes I think the best people to tell secrets to are maybe people who may meet at a bus stop when you have no intention of actually of taking the bus

@Drawnartist 8 месяцев назад

That's pretty weird

@pandam9638 Год назад

I would have liked Lina to ask Jerry if he would like to join her in the soup kitchen.

@Lord_Sheshomeru 11 месяцев назад

Susan just proves exactly why you don't tell your woman everything. Most women just can't keep their mouths shut

@Bgdk 11 месяцев назад

And can’t

@augustalavenderblue7353 11 месяцев назад

I’m pretty sure this just proves that George can’t keep his mouth shut

@goldh2o543 11 месяцев назад

Actually, I think it says more about the guys that tell the women.

@whateverman2674 11 месяцев назад

@@augustalavenderblue7353 the reason why he told her because she doesn't want him to hide anything from her.

@Xaforn 11 месяцев назад

Reminds me of the argument on I love Lucy where they’re trying to prove who gossips more men or women

@rishadhossain3581 Год назад

Now i need to see george in sopranos

@prathm87 14 дней назад

A person like George getting so many dates in today's world is impossible

@bigh7972 4 месяца назад

BOSCO is the secret code George and it’s out.

@philochristos 8 месяцев назад

Susan didn't have a vault.

@sarahairey9294 10 месяцев назад

"Ive coupled...Ive coupled..."

@StriKe_jk 10 месяцев назад

Susan is really the person in the wrong here not George. She makes the argument that George shouldn't keep secrets from her because of trust and that they are a couple, which is a reasonable request. However she has no excuse to then blabber out the secret herself to her friends. Afterall she isn't engaged with them so her own rule does not apply. If she wants to be told secrets based on her relationship rules she should have kept her mouth shut. Now she is the one violating HIS trust.

@Missjunebugfreak 10 месяцев назад

Susan was behaving so entitled in this episode when she was being a huge blabbermouth.

@MA-go7ee 8 месяцев назад

It is absolutely not 'reasonable' to insist that your partner tell you SOMEONE ELSE'S secret. When they say couples shouldn't keep secrets from each other, it means *their* secrets. What does someone else's secret have to do with another couples trust??

@TrevorKeenAnimation 6 месяцев назад

I always think the woman at 1:53 is Catherine O'Hara.

@marcg5856 20 часов назад

2:56 😂😂😂😂

@tommyd6475 3 месяца назад

for the longest time i always thought he said ''you're the median now'', you know it's there but just drive by not really paying attention to it. i prefer what i heard

@renaissance18 Год назад

Jerry: WHY'D YOU TELL HER?! at 4:17 LOL

@josefinebliss2801 11 месяцев назад

I have a friend who tells her boyfriend everything >.> It is really annoying actually

@YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu Месяц назад

George tell the truth

@user-iu6ug5cr9g 3 месяца назад

"Is it a lot of cream soups?"

@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Год назад

Susan looked really pretty in this scene

@johngonzalez4298 Год назад

George 😂

@jonvia 6 месяцев назад

Ive coupled Ive coupled

@gschaub9 Месяц назад

Mick Jagger!? Im surprised George didn't guess Marisa Tomei.

@georgiasmith64 Год назад

Says size 36 George

@presence5426 Год назад

38. He changes it to 36.

@TheStuport Год назад

@@presence5426 🤣🤣🤣

@robertweir5313 Год назад

It’s totally true that if one says anything even remotely un pc to a girlfriend or boyfriend or hubby or wife that the person will tell someone just to make themselves feel better

@hunter2442 Год назад

LOL I almost can't keep any secrets from my wife!

@cal3blipa 11 месяцев назад

Buddys for life

@ImNotaRussianBot 11 месяцев назад

Yes, George, if you only change EVERYTHING about yourself, then you'd be a Neil.

@psn2175 10 месяцев назад

first of all Susan was very lovely, wife material. These videos wihch put together whole part of the story is very clever.

@stagna1959 8 месяцев назад

Not to mention rich . George could never earn enough to have luxurious townhouse which would have been their wedding gift if they married.Only her doll collection was estimated 2.6 million dollars. I bet if George knew about real wealth of Susan and her parents, he would have picked the best envelopes for wedding invitations.

@scsmith4604 15 дней назад

I never tell my wife anything...or my mother. Saves me a lot of issues

@AlexanderWeurding Год назад

Love this humor! Try to air this now :P

@dickborg452 Год назад

George can never be trusted

@angeleyeszarai 7 месяцев назад

If my partner told me a secret, i wouldnt go around town telling people what he/she told me. Couple secrets are supposed to stay between yall. Than again i don't do that in general.

@SoCoolScience 11 месяцев назад

4:16

@robertweir5313 Год назад

What is the joke three can keep a secret if two are dead?

@knessing7681 5 месяцев назад

susan passed away to early in the show.

@ajitkirpekar4251 8 месяцев назад

Soup again!???

@dreadfulspiller8766 Год назад

There was no mention of sponges in this video.

@bossfan49 Год назад

That's just the title of the episode.

@NasserAlhameli Год назад

Did some one explaine please? Jerry got her number from what.. list?

@rshiva08 Год назад

AIDS Walk list

@marcusham2496 10 месяцев назад

AIDS run list

@keithrickson8522 Год назад

What a bunch of terrible people 😮

@steverogers7601 Год назад

They’re the worst

@US_John 10 месяцев назад

Geroge is a spineless character.

@JarJarBinks4ever Год назад

I wouldn't want to be a 32.

@fromthehaven94 Год назад

I'd kill to be a 32.

@amonralice2 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@robertweir5313 Год назад

Funny how when people scream at someone you have such a big mouth! are you usually the ones who can’t wait to pass along juicy exciting to tell information

@marcoAKAjoe Год назад

lol

@razadaza9651 7 месяцев назад

Ahhh nothing like women coming in between friendships

@rickym1883 8 месяцев назад

Susan was bad

@kristopherryanwatson 2 месяца назад

men have a 31-32 inch waist ?!

@memoryhero 11 месяцев назад

Fellas, there is no rule. And if there is, it's bros before...

@srami004 8 месяцев назад

Women talk no matter what

@InfamousCrimeLocations 11 месяцев назад

He barely looked at the road when he "was driving." I know it's just a show but they could at least make it realistic when they are driving.

@celestialscripture 9 дней назад

3168

@wonderwalls3565 11 месяцев назад

how do you see the tag when some one is wearing the pants? this show was so stupid.

@SamLemont 11 месяцев назад

Levi jeans and other copy-cat branded jeans, the label with the size of the pants is on the back side of the waist, usually clearly visible if the wearer isn't wearing a unusually long shirt.

@snappycattimesten Год назад

I like Susan’s nose.