German Wendigos NUKING MY CHANNEL From Orbit lol | Dead Snow Explained 

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No, an excellent fallout joke

On par with New Vegas jokes where you laugh and slightly are disappointed with yourself after laughing

In a voice like a 55 year old 7 packs a day chain smoker: "Very funny, smoothskin..."

Truth is, the nerve was rigged from the start.

did you just take the lyrics and made them into a sentence?

Go on shapiro

​@@RoanokeGaming It's Shen Bapiro, his cousin.

​@@hangye741 Something like that, but even better.

man leave the cain alone you had enough me thinks lol

Essentially letting the two undead groups have at it.

Don't forget the most logical conclusion of the sequel, "Your gf is dead? Well you can raise dead now, so let's fuck the corpse" :v

Better than the 1st

Comrades help comrades

then you have to summon Finnish zombies to fight the Soviet zombies.

well maybe it could be due to similar observations made by two different groups that might have caused the development of these folklore monsters especially since both are in more icy climates where bodies then to be preserved more and when greed and cannibaism were taboo due to how negatively it affects everyone

​@@victory8928right, except cannibalism isn't a thing for Draugr, and from what I can tell of wendigo stuff, it seems more centred around the cannibalism. They're more solidly to do with being unable to let go, hence their haunting/protecting their hoard.

​@llamaczech the unifying feature is greed though. Cannibalism aside, that's the main thing with wendigos, there's another spirit that I forget the name of for gluttony that's similar but just eats everything in sight.

Looking for you, take my like for Draugr.

Also very common in the ruins of Skyrim.

I can't believe we as a species botched this

@@RoanokeGaming 😂😂😂same

​@@RoanokeGaming ah, but without this discrepancy car specifications would sound way lamer! 500 horsepower sounds waaay cooler than 33.3!

Humanity by the day deserves the meteor for our hubris arrogance

​@Beeb I always thought that 500 horse power was kind of dumb because you could only use a fraction of the theoretical maximum. It makes infinitely more sense to me that it has the power of 33 real horses given how much power we use (on average) to drive. "This car has 33 real horses worth" sounds like it's *more* powerful to me.

HA!

Wehrmacht zombies

I don't know, I didn't see a pun there. It wouldn't be reich to slip something like that under the censors, that would leave people Fuhrious!

@@RoanokeGaming hey do you have plans to cover the Hooligan Virus from Days Gone

I'm happy to see roanoke do more coverage on your Not so Average Zombie Intelligence

Also their deaths fit perfectly. They died without a proper burial, which is said to be the cause of a draugr. A wicked, greedy person specifically will often become a draugr in stories. That literally fits perfectly in every way! It's even in Scandinavia, meaning it could be a REGIONAL curse.

How exactly are Wendigos American? Lmao

@@jayrandolph9328 bc tales of wendigos are specifically from North American Tribes predating European discovery of America. you might be thinking of the yeti , which is like a Himalayan big foot / sasquatch.

@@jayrandolph9328why the lmao? They’re literally an American myth

Reminds me of Tokyo Ghoul. The doc put an organ into the MC that isn't even part of a normal human.

@@fish7678on purpose cause he was a silly goose doing silly things

@@pagnean4234 I know ;)

Or tattoos that match up.

Totally screwed

​@@RoanokeGamingRumble?

​@@RoanokeGaming My deepest condolences...

*Fetch me their souls!*

I feel like monetization... spread over too much Not See. -Bilbius Baggleton IV

Pretty much this. Draugr sounds more accurate given the location. Its definitely not a wendigo given those don't exist in our folklore.

I'm not too familiar with Norwegian folklore, but aren't draugrs very greedy as well? And if I recall correctly, they are not mutated beasts like Wendigos, but rather just hungry undead, right?

​@Nihili they also haunt dreams, if you dream of a draugr then it can come find you and eat you. Really spooky shit

​@@arantisdavis1623 hot draugrs in your area!

⁠@@nihili4196 kinda there more just evil jerks. They will sometimes jump on roofs to make people not sleep. Glam the one I referenced was a general prick before he died and was an even bigger one after he died. The story which glam was in also had another draugr named Khar the old who was a king that haunted his burial mound. The story these guys are from was written after the Vikings had been Christianized so Norse burials were seen as improper burials. You could also become as draugr by dying out at sea at which point you become a sea draugr (yes that’s what there called) you get to curse people so they always die at sea and become new sea draugr.

God I love this movie

Makes sense since most of the rebels in the outside battle were Norwegian.

I knew that looked familiar!

It was wayyyy better than I thought it was going to be

​@@RoanokeGaming It's more entertaining than it has right to be.

And a virgin, you forgot to mention you’re still a virgin. 👌🏽

Same

Same being a grown ass man child is always fun and hilarious

Draugr fits the setting too

You ever seen the 2008 movie Outpost? Sounds like it'd be right up your alley.

@@JRDZ1993 Especially given the greed for the gold combined with the improper burial. Greed (and envy) in general being a massive drive for draugr.

wendraugo

Yea, i don't need pseudosience to explain my monsters. Is it magic? Ok, that works perfectly.

'No-no germans' is my favorite.

I prefer FitMCs usage of “Brad Pitt and the pinwheel”

I just call great grand dad Germans. Because great grand dad was a tank commander. And more than likely did some pretty bad stuff during the war.

WELL ACKSHUALLY, in the end it depends on the situation, depending on how much damage a individual add does, if it does alot the summoner is less important so it becomes more of a attrition fight instead of a b-line summoner focus

Norway actually has 3 emergency lines 110, 112 and 113, but I'd bet in a bad-time-German-zombie emergency it wouldn't matter which number you call. In other news, in the EU (Norway isn't a part of it), 112 is the general number, but either 911 or 999 will redirect a caller to the relevant local emergency service.

999 or 112 here

C4 pre-workout is the devil

Reminds me of that one scene in...was the movie just called Lamprey? One of those summer schedule Syfy channel movies, been years since I had the chance to watch the channel.

So nazi zombie that still where useing the guns they where given.

yeah there are two sequels. The guy in the first one, ray stevenson, just recently died

The first one is pretty great, the 9ther two are alrihht.

It was called : The Bunker. I think?

Depending on the conditions in the bunker, that may or may not be realistic. For example, if it's a properly designed hermetically sealed bunker, then the weapons should not be decaying to such an extent. Even without perfect storage, ammunition can survive a lot longer than you might expect. I know a guy who found 1943 issued .45 ACP in the dirt, loaded it into his 1941 production 1911, and it fired. I certainly wouldn't rely on it to save my life, but it could still work.

I kinda like the tangents, very interesting info, plus it prompts me to do more research.

​@@Volatile127I love the tangents, personally.

I appreciate that bro! Yah its alot but it's worth it 😎

I appreciate that brother! Thank you for watching :)

Which one?

He's talked about that in videos before.

@@RoanokeGaming Croatoan, the one that you originally did these kind of talks on before you started down the Twitter rabbit hole

​@@NN501stbro be careful naming that going to give him whiplash

Glad you enjoyed that brother 😂

Yeah dude, im in the middle of moving my grandma, and i heard that and laughed so hard i almost dropped the Ottoman i was carrying. I dont know why it was so funny, ut it caught me off guard. 😂

I wanna add the mental state I was in. It was scary looking back. My heart was in my ears, I felt nothing the entire time but knew the arm was broken instantly. I could only repeat "keep it here keep it here" Over and over because I knew if I didn't and it got lose again it could get my sister. And I would likely not get back up. How does an 11 year old with no experience with physical trauma KNOW without a doubt if the fight stops they won't be able to keep going? That's some sort of instinct I'm convinced. I had no concept of what shock was at the time. But something in me did.

Absolutely Alpha Chad. Not sarcasm, You did the right thing brother, nicely done

Thanks for watching brother!

😂😂 bro

He has covered that Movie already. The video is called "The Carnivorous Plants from The Ruins Explained | How a Plant Consumes an Animal Explored." Enjoy!

He actually has. It also has the character he hates the most.

@@linop2 thank you I'll go find it :)!

@@SnarfleKingX appreciate it :)

Ouuuuhhhh! Maybe I should do an update on my old jeepers creepers video!

@@RoanokeGaming I’d watch it

@@RoanokeGaming that could be a whole series on it's own, looking at creatures from different myths/cultures looking at the similarities they have and determining if they are perhaps different branches of the same paranormal tree or just one type of creature that humans may have embellished a bit so people would listen to them. Lord knows we already do this in Hollywood.

;) thnx bby

@@RoanokeGaming yw sugar ❤

I can check it out!

​@@RoanokeGaming Awesome, thanks! :D

@@RoanokeGaming Just a reminder, haha

Thank you for watching brother!

You asked and I will answer; if you run into zombies in Norway the number to call is 112. You can also call 112 if you run into cursed vikings in Denmark or cryptids in Sweden.

"Hmm..." -Geralt of Rivia

STOP WITH THE GODDAM RAID SPONSERS, EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A MONEY SINKHOLE MENT ONLY TO STEAL AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE FROM EVERYONE.

You should do a video about the outlast trials

​@Rem Runa cryptids in Sweden or just the normal citizens there?

Hope you enjoy it brother!

@@RoanokeGaming Already am Broanoke. As a Norwegian living in America I give you a pass on all pronunciations in advance

Here is Australia, we just dial 000. And I’m pretty sure that if you were to dial 911 here, you get put through to 000 anyway.

Biologically ingrained in us 😂

I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's shittiest handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest bdsm dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years. So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that. That's why when he received the news of remission he was so goddamn angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from fucking miserable, dick shriveling handjobs. And then, of course, shit starts happening, Skyler fucks Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a shitty handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone. But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won". Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.